Author Topic: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD. (Read 348684 times)

stevey · « **Reply #125 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:57:02 PM »

For more info or to find out where these horny 7yr old girls are, click here!

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #126 on:** December 20, 2009, 08:00:44 PM »

Bet they can't find it like I can.

EasyCure · « **Reply #127 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:24:10 PM »

/scared...

Stratos · « **Reply #128 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:25:55 AM »

7 year olds searching for Porn and P2P sites...

Quote from: EasyCure on December 21, 2009, 06:24:10 PM

/scared...

EasyCure · « **Reply #129 on:** December 22, 2009, 05:07:14 PM »

Better keep that nephew of yours on lockdown

Stratos · « **Reply #130 on:** December 22, 2009, 05:49:22 PM »

I'll make sure the Wii is set up with the proper parental controls...oh, god, I just realized my 9 year old sister spends half of her days searching online...

EasyCure · « **Reply #131 on:** December 22, 2009, 05:54:57 PM »

Quote from: from Knocked Up

Know what I did today? I googled "murder"

nickmitch · « **Reply #132 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:16:19 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on December 22, 2009, 05:49:22 PM

I'll make sure the Wii is set up with the proper parental controls...oh, god, I just realized my 9 year old sister spends half of her days searching online...

Better keep that safe search on strict.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #133 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:04:17 PM »

China shopping centre builds 'car park for women'

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A shopping centre in China's Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers.

The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes.

Official Wang Zheng told AFP news agency the car park was meant to cater to women's "strong sense of colour and different sense of distance".The parking bays are one metre (3ft) wider than normal spaces, he said.

The Wanxiang-Tiancheng shopping centre had also "installed signs and security monitoring equipment that corresponded more to women's needs", he said.

The Global Times website says female parking attendants have been trained to help guide women drivers into their parking spaces. The bays also have extra lighting.

Caliban · « **Reply #134 on:** December 30, 2009, 02:29:50 AM »

Dude FTW!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #135 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:42:19 AM »

They need to do that in the US too. They say that men are in more accidents than women, but I call bullshit. My old car was hit on 5 separate occasions, every time it was a woman, and in a parking lot or driveway.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #136 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:24:01 PM »

Men are in more fatal accidents than women, but women have more fender bender type accidents than men.

Peachylala · « **Reply #137 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:01:16 PM »

Coming soon to parking lot everywhere:

Hello Kitty Gridlines.

EasyCure · « **Reply #138 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:10:05 PM »

The only thing that could make that more offensive to women is if parking meters also dispensed feminine hygiene products

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #139 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:31:39 PM »

Well, what they didn't mention in the article is that the garage is separated dress size. Size 0 gets to park up front and size 5X not only get to continue to be jealous of the size 0's for parking up front(those skinny bitches), but they also have to park way in the back on the top level and walk the furthest just to get to the mall.

vudu · « **Reply #140 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:31:26 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on December 30, 2009, 11:42:19 AM

They need to do that in the US too. They say that men are in more accidents than women, but I call bullshit. My old car was hit on 5 separate occasions, every time it was a woman, and in a parking lot or driveway.

So what you're saying is you know five women who were each involved in a single accident while you were involved in at least five separate accidents?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #141 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:15:05 PM »

Man Rams Car Into Restaurant, Eats Breakfast

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92-Year-Old Cited For Reckless Driving

PORT ORANGE, Fla. --
Diners at the Biscuit's "N" Gravy and More restaurant in Port Orangereceived a surprise Wednesday when a car plowed into the side of thebuilding.

A 92-year-old man was at the wheel when his vehicle crashed into the busy restaurant on Nova Road.

The driver wasn't hurt, but the cook said a customer had just left the damaged seating area.

Investigators think Charles Pierce stepped on the gas instead of hitting the brake while trying to park, but instead of panicking and amid all that debris, he calmly got out of the sedan and placed his order.

The driver asked if anyone was hurt. There was very minor injury,but once Pierce was sure all was well, he dug in to his breakfast.

"Come out of his car, no problem. He sat down at the table, has his breakfast, and God bless America, beautiful,"

City building officials said there are no structural problems, so the restaurant can continue to operate.

The damage is estimated at about $25,000.

The elderly driver was cited, after breakfast, for careless driving.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #142 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:27:32 PM »

That is a MAN.

EasyCure · « **Reply #143 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:19:26 PM »

I didn't know Chuck Norris could even age..

Peachylala · « **Reply #144 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:46:04 PM »

Nothing is impossible when you use IMAGINATION.

*insert spongebob picture here*

vudu · « **Reply #145 on:** January 11, 2010, 09:13:38 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on January 11, 2010, 06:19:26 PM

I didn't know Chuck Norris could even age..

Chuck Norris doesn't get older--everyone else gets younger.

Stratos · « **Reply #146 on:** January 12, 2010, 04:32:51 AM »

It's Chuck Norris' dad. The guy who fathered Chuck Norris has to be full of awesome himself.

Peachylala · « **Reply #147 on:** January 12, 2010, 11:10:37 AM »

His sperm must've been awesome.

Dasmos · « **Reply #148 on:** January 12, 2010, 11:17:08 AM »

Quote from: Peachylala on January 12, 2010, 11:10:37 AM

His sperm must've been awesome.

the post wherein this thread gets creepy

stevey · « **Reply #149 on:** January 12, 2010, 02:36:59 PM »

Sex robot Roxxxy looking for action

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