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Title: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 15, 2009, 08:38:50 PM
A thread for all those crazy/sad/disturbing/stupid/weird news stories you run across everyday
that might not actually be worthy of a thread all on their own.

PepsiCo iPhone app draws fire for stereotyping (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEPSICO_APP_FLAP?SITE=NYSAR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)
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MILWAUKEE (AP) -- PepsiCo Inc. is facing criticism for an iPhone application that promises to help men "score" with two dozen stereotypes of women by giving users pickup lines and a scoreboard to keep track of their conquests.

An apology by the company - which is using the app "Amp up before you score" to market its Amp energy drink - is igniting more online criticism. But the company is sticking by the app.

[...]

The application lets users select from stereotypes of women, like the "foreign exchange student" or "nerd" or "cougar." Then it offers possible pickup lines like, "Wasn't I in Space Academy with you?" for the nerd.

It also offers other hints, like links to world news for the foreign exchange student. For the "rebound girl" - who has just broken up with her boyfriend - it offers maps of local ice cream shops.

The app then lets users add women - along with name, date of the conquest and comments - to the user's "brag list," which can be shared online on sites like Facebook and Twitter.

[...]

The brouhaha generated new downloads on Wednesday and hundreds of new comments from users of the program, negative, positive and neutral.

"This is a great app for men, horrible app for women," wrote one user, who gave it a top rating of five stars. "Only download this app if you have been around the block a few times with different types of women."

Quotes from the app
Quote from: Sorority Girl
Can I tappa your gamma?
Quote from: Bookworm
I don't have an insidious bone in my body. Well, that's not true.
Quote from: Nerd
Your mouth says, "Shields up!", but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent."

Someone please download this app from the app store and post some of the more hilarious pick up lines.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: vudu on October 15, 2009, 09:05:36 PM
Are you determined to create every more threads in the Funhouse than anyone else?  Do we really need thread for random posts?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 15, 2009, 09:10:11 PM
Are you determined to create every more threads in the Funhouse than anyone else?  Do we really need thread for random posts?

Better than a thread for every stupid news story we come across.. like that lil fat baby that was denied insurance or something i just heard about..
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 15, 2009, 09:16:08 PM
Are you determined to create every more threads in the Funhouse than anyone else?  Do we really need thread for random posts?

No. we need a thread for random NEWS stories that happen to be interesting.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stogi on October 15, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
LOL that last pick up line is hilarious.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: that Baby guy on October 15, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
The kid who wasn't in the balloon's family was in "Wife Swap."  Twice.

WOOOOOOAHAHOAOAHOAHOHA
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: D_Average on October 15, 2009, 10:26:30 PM
The kid who wasn't in the balloon's family was in "Wife Swap."  Twice.

WOOOOOOAHAHOAOAHOAHOHA

haha, that happened not too far from where I live, what a bunch of tards.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 16, 2009, 04:19:11 AM
OMG Mom watches her baby get run over by a train.... baby survives. All Caught on Camera (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/876261/cctv-footage-of-pram-hit-by-train-released)
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Heart-stopping CCTV footage of a six-month-old baby's miraculous escape when his pram was struck by a suburban train in Melbourne's east has been released.

The baby's pram rolled off a platform at Ashburton railway station about 4pm (AEDT) yesterday and into the path of an oncoming train that pushed it some 30 metres along the track.

Emergency services personnel who rushed to the station found the six-month-old being cared for by his distraught mother, said Ambulance Victoria paramedic Jon Wright.

"Fortunately the train was slowing as it pulled into the station," Mr Wright said in a statement.

"The baby received a bump to his head and was distressed when we arrived.

"Luckily he was strapped into his pram at the time, which probably saved his life."

The boy was taken to the Royal Children's Hospital in a stable condition.

Connex spokesman John Rees praised the male train driver's quick response.

"The train driver would have been extremely shocked by this incident," he told ABC Radio.

"He's used his training well and he has applied the brakes as hard as possible.

What could the mother have done to make the baby try so hard to get away from her?

But I really don't see how they can praise the train driver for his "quick response" when I didn't see him swerve the train to miss the baby. Now that would have been worth some praise.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 16, 2009, 10:23:48 AM
Especially if he was somehow able to not only derail the train, but get it back on to the rails wihout mass casualties
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 16, 2009, 02:06:11 PM
Especially if he was somehow able to not only derail the train, but get it back on to the rails wihout mass casualties

Now that would make him an international hero and a man of legend.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 16, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
Especially if he was somehow able to not only derail the train, but get it back on to the rails wihout mass casualties


Now that would make him an international hero and a man of legend.

I know. He'd have his own Budweiser "Men of Genious" ads devoted to him, and he'd probably replace that Dos Eques guy
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 16, 2009, 07:44:02 PM
The kid who wasn't in the balloon's family was in "Wife Swap."  Twice.

WOOOOOOAHAHOAOAHOAHOHA

(http://i34.tinypic.com/e1dimd.jpg)

Unfortunately it was a hoax.

Whats funny is the guy covering it on MSNBC when it landed said somethign along the lines of "Do we believe the alien... the boy is in side?"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 17, 2009, 12:30:29 PM
Really? Link a clip or it didnt happen.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2009, 02:16:24 PM
If I was watching at my house, with my DVR, I could have hooked it up to my computer and saved a clip, but I didn't. I'll check for the clip on youtube though.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 17, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
BnM: aiding in keeping the interwebz lazy
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2009, 02:53:04 PM
It was a live broadcast and from the threads I've seen around on the subject, most people were watching CNN since they started covering it LIVE first.

I switched to MSNBC about 20 minutes before the balloon landed and it was a black male anchor that had mentioned something about the alien(s)..... the boy actually even being in the balloon. It was a quick slip of the tongue and I'm not sure many people caught it(since they were all watching CNN).
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2009, 10:12:25 PM
You guys have to find some humor in this one. 2 pics included

German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220536/German-armwrestler-shows-single-Popeye-esque-limb.html)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/15gyoeb.jpg)(http://i34.tinypic.com/352q5ic.jpg)
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Boasting muscles a superhero would be proud of, Matthias Schlitte has good reason to be considered the toast of the German arm wrestling circuit.

But a closer look reveals that only ONE of his arms is bestowed with bulging biceps.

The 22-year-old’s whopping right forearm measures nearly 18in – and is in stark contrast to his puny left arm.

Despite its odd appearance, Matthias’s Popeye-esque limb has strong-armed him into first place in a host of competitions, including the Iron Curtain Armwars in Blackburn and the German Championships in Haltern, this year.

Matthias, who has been involved in the sport since he was 16, said: ‘Many people’s first association with arm wrestling is a beer-soaked bar-table and drunken sailors – which is completely wrong.’

Of how he began his career, he explains: ‘In 2004, a little bar in Haldensleben was looking for the strongest arm wrestler in the region – my first tournament and the beginning of my career.

‘Without any knowledge or practise I competed in the amateur-class up to 90kg – being only 16 years old with a weight of 65kg.

‘At first, older and more experienced fighters smiled at me for being so light-weighted, but after winning the contest the opinions changed immediately.’

2 things come to mind.

Idiocracy - Masterbaiter
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2iuon04.png)

Family Guy - Quagmire discovers the internet
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2rer3id.png)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: nickmitch on October 17, 2009, 11:21:59 PM
I was surprised that he was a lefty.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 18, 2009, 12:36:24 PM
I was surprised that he was a lefty.

I'm not, the sickos usually are.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 18, 2009, 12:49:23 PM
I was surprised that he was a lefty.

Quagmire?
Cause I would've though he was a switch hitter.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: vudu on October 18, 2009, 01:59:06 PM
It's cause he uses his right hand to work the mouse.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 18, 2009, 04:15:35 PM
I don't see anything wrong with this costume..... does that make me racist?

Target selling an Illegal Alien Costume, complete with Green Card (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/10/target_pulls_of.php)
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Target has pulled a Halloween costume that some in the Latino community found offensive.

The costume showed a space alien carrying a green card and included a prison-like jumpsuit with "Illegal Alien" stamped across the front.

When word of the costume got out, several Latino groups publicly complained that the costume was insensitive.

Executive director of the Coalition for Human Immigrant Rights, Angelica Salas, called the costume "distasteful, mean-spirited, and ignorant..." Lizette Olmos, national communications director for the League of United Latin American Citizens, referred to the costume as "really disturbing"

Target says that the costume was never intended to be on the website and blames the mistake on human error during data entry.

UPDATE: Anti-immigration groups are now using the costume as a rallying cry, and the head of ALIPAC will be conducting interviews next week wearing the costume. More details here (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/10/alipac_prez_to.php)*.

*Of course you have to expect this to get out of hand....

(http://i33.tinypic.com/9i8j75.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: that Baby guy on October 18, 2009, 04:58:08 PM
Really, that shouldn't be racially insensitive.  Illegal aliens can come from anywhere and don't have to be latino at all.  The fact that they'd be upset about it does more to further the stereotype than the costume itself.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 18, 2009, 05:32:27 PM
Really, that shouldn't be racially insensitive.  Illegal aliens can come from anywhere and don't have to be latino at all.  The fact that they'd be upset about it does more to further the stereotype than the costume itself.

This.

This is exactly why i hate sensitive pansy ass watch groups and the like.

I wish i took a picture of it, but I was at another halloween store last night with my girlfriend to see if we can find something for her (and give me ideas) for halloween, and I came across an alien mask that had a huge mustache and baseball cap attached to it. It was also dubbed part of an "illegal alien" costume, and frankly i thought it was hilarious because it looked like an alien version of Cheech Marin in "Born in East LA".
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 18, 2009, 11:08:00 PM
That's absolutely fucking retarded. Aliens and "Green Cards" do not equal Mexicans. The only problem with the costume is, it's not funny. Any costume where you have to write the words of what you're trying to be is a shitty costume.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 22, 2009, 06:17:17 PM
Drunk Driving in a Custom Lay-Z-Boy (http://www.startribune.com/local/65533627.html?elr=KArksUUUycaEacyU)
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The operator of a La-Z-Boy chair converted into a motorized vehicle -- complete with a stereo and cup holders -- has admitted that he crashed the piece of furniture after leaving a bar in Proctor, Minn., extremely drunk.

Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 61, of Proctor, pleaded guilty Monday to hopping on the chair on the night of Aug. 31, 2008, after visiting the Keyboard Lounge, then crashing into a more traditional vehicle in the parking lot. Anderson's blood-alcohol content was 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit for driving in Minnesota.

Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said today that the chair is "quite decked out." Along with the stereo and cup holders, it is powered by a converted gasoline-powered lawnmower, a steering wheel, headlights and a power antenna.

Foucault estimated that the La-Z-Boy can top out at 15 to 20 miles per hour. A National Hot Rod Association sticker adorns the headrest.

The chair was impounded and will be sold at the next police auction.

"We have quite a few people calling about buying it," said Foucault, who half-seriously acknowledged that he's tempted to bid on it, except that "I have kids who would take it out and drive it on the street."

Anderson admitted to police that he had been drinking at home, was leaving the bar and had drunk eight or nine beers that day before getting on the La-Z-Boy and crashing it into a Dodge Intrepid parked outside, Foucault said. Anderson was treated at the scene for minor injuries and given a field sobriety test, even though he pleaded several times with the officer to "give him a break," according to the police report.

"He failed everything," Foucault said, leading to Anderson's arrest and seizure of the chair. The officer on the scene checked Anderson's driver's license and determined that it had been revoked because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, according to police.

Anderson, who does auto body repair work out of his home, was sentenced Monday to 180 days in the St. Louis County jail or at the Northeast Regional Corrections Center and was fined $2,000. The jail time and half of the fine was stayed for two years of supervised probation with conditions that include a chemical dependency assessment, random testing and 30 days of electronic monitoring.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/1038w9c.jpg) (http://i33.tinypic.com/sv53xj.jpg)

All it's missing is a mini fridge and a toilet.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 23, 2009, 03:05:02 PM
Bong Water considered an illegal drug. (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHVIxlxVGf_RhEXiukiRU0j9KWIAD9BGDS1G0)
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bong water can count as an illegal drug.

That decision from Minnesota Supreme Court on Thursday raises the threat of longer sentences for drug smokers in that state who fail to dump the water out of bong — a type of water pipe often used to smoke drugs

The court said a person can be prosecuted for a first-degree drug crime for 25 grams or more of bong water that tests positive for a controlled substance.

Lower courts had held that bong water is drug paraphernalia. Possession of that is a misdemeanor crime.

The case involved a woman whose bong had about 2 1/2 tablespoons of liquid that tested positive for methamphetamine. A narcotics officer had testified that drug users sometimes keep bong water to drink or inject later.

People actually drink bong water on purpose? and other crazier people actual save it to inject it to revisit or reinforce their high? What is this world coming to?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stogi on October 23, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
Man I remember when spilling the bong was a terrible tragedy, but it had nothing to do with this.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on October 24, 2009, 03:40:58 AM
I dont think you can inject water!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 25, 2009, 07:24:07 PM
CNN Coverage- Worlds Largest Pyramid JUST FOUND in Central America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voY8jNcuGe8)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/18doaw.jpg)

How did we miss a pyramid that big after all this time? Shouldn't we be thanking the loggers for exposing the pyramid from the massive jungle that engulfed it?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stogi on October 25, 2009, 08:25:21 PM
2012....


But for real, that's amazing. I'm excited to see what they unearth. It should give us alot of information about the Mayans but also about the state of the world at that time.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: nickmitch on October 25, 2009, 08:37:18 PM
They probably just thought it was a big ass hill the whole time.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: ThePerm on October 25, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
honestly i think theres a pyramid in arizona..i see the thing when i drive by..it looks kinda like a mountain...but something doesnt seem right about it
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 25, 2009, 09:00:04 PM
CNN Coverage- Worlds Largest Pyramid JUST FOUND in Central America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voY8jNcuGe8)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/18doaw.jpg)

How did we miss a pyramid that big after all this time? Shouldn't we be thanking the loggers for exposing the pyramid from the massive jungle that engulfed it?

Thats amazing. I actually climbed a (i believe it was) myan pyramid (of the moon) once and it was an amazing experience.. there was this hot chick i was climbing up behind and it was so easy to see up her skirt.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stogi on October 25, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
Perv.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 25, 2009, 09:07:02 PM
I can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own risk
I'll take your word on that one.

I wasn't talking to you specifically, but its good that you stay away from it. It's pretty hot.

Perv.

takes one to know one
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stogi on October 25, 2009, 09:08:54 PM
I can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own risk
I'll take your word on that one.

I wasn't talking to you specifically, but its good that you stay away from it. It's pretty hot.

Perv.

takes one to know one

clever
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: vudu on October 26, 2009, 01:35:32 PM
honestly i think theres a pyramid in arizona..i see the thing when i drive by..it looks kinda like a mountain...but something doesnt seem right about it

Are you sure you're not just thinking of the Luxor in Vegas?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 26, 2009, 01:52:49 PM
Las Vegas is in Nevada, not Arizona
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 26, 2009, 02:02:27 PM
Both are part of Mexico.

Santa Ana still governs these parts.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: vudu on October 26, 2009, 02:03:16 PM
Las Vegas is in Nevada, not Arizona

I know that but this it ThePerm we're talking about.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 26, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Man ordering food called a zombie, punched twice (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ix2ziaIGvJWP3-9yH6xA7Zq7q1VAD9BI62FO0)
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

Anyone remember the movie Alien Nation?
Do you think this guy knows something that we don't?
Are there a special pair of glasses I can buy to know who is who?

We might need ThePerm for this one.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 26, 2009, 04:14:32 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

"With the signal now destroyed, people around L.A. are surprised to discover aliens in their midst – seeing them on TV, chatting with them at the bar, meeting with them at the office, and even having sex with them."

=O
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 26, 2009, 04:37:23 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

"With the signal now destroyed, people around L.A. are surprised to discover aliens in their midst – seeing them on TV, chatting with them at the bar, meeting with them at the office, and even having sex with them."

=O

yeah, that's the movie I was thinking of, not Alien Nation.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on October 26, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

"With the signal now destroyed, people around L.A. are surprised to discover aliens in their midst – seeing them on TV, chatting with them at the bar, meeting with them at the office, and even having sex with them."

=O

epic movie. For those whom didn't know, south parks "cripple fight" between timmy and jimmy was lifted from this movie pretty much scene for scene.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 27, 2009, 02:24:55 AM
OMG! JAWS LIVES!!!

(http://i36.tinypic.com/149qtqr.jpg) (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/monster-shark-bites-great-white-in-half/story-e6freuy9-1225791557651)
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A 'MONSTER' great white shark measuring up to 6 metres long is prowling a popular beach after biting another great white almost in half.

Swimmers were warned to stay out of the water off Stradbroke Island after the shark mauled another smaller great white which had been hooked on a baited drum line.

The 3m great white was almost bitten in half.

The fictional shark at the centre of the Steven Spielberg blockbuster Jaws was estimated to be more than 1.5 metres longer.

'It certainly opened up my eyes. I mean the shark that was caught is a substantial shark in itself,' says Jeff Krause of Queensland Fisheries.

The great white, the most dangerous creature in the sea, was still alive when hauled onto a boat near Deadman's Beach off north Stradbroke island.

News of the shocking attack on the smaller shark has sent jitters along the Queensland coast from Stradbroke Island, near Brisbane, to the Sunshine Coast further north down to the tourist mecca of Surfers Paradise, south of Brisbane.

THE SHARK THAT WAS BITTEN WAS STILL ALIVE!!???? WUT!!

DEADMAN'S BEACH!!?? NO ****!! stay outta the water.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: ThePerm on October 27, 2009, 02:42:14 AM
lol, names lose their meaning over time, they need a reminder


and the pyramid..i think thats it

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=tacna+arizona&ie=UTF8&gl=us&ei=OJfmSouaAY7R8QbQmcSSBw&ved=0CAsQ8gEwAA&hq=&hnear=Tacna,+Yuma,+Arizona&ll=32.73907,-113.699559&spn=0.002771,0.009645&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=32.737392,-113.697443&panoid=RypJAqOY9PoXJJOLbVqN9g&cbp=11,4.9,,0,1.1

it looks like a mountain, but suspicious..the google maps picture sucks though

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=tacna+arizona&ie=UTF8&gl=us&ei=OJfmSouaAY7R8QbQmcSSBw&ved=0CAsQ8gEwAA&hq=&hnear=Tacna,+Yuma,+Arizona&ll=32.828899,-113.693819&spn=0.022142,0.077162&t=h&z=14&layer=c&cbll=32.752523,-113.657609&panoid=dev_tkrH5mV2PwcECHTPyQ&cbp=11,340.96,,1,-1.61

3rd pictures way better
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=tacna+arizona&ie=UTF8&gl=us&ei=OJfmSouaAY7R8QbQmcSSBw&ved=0CAsQ8gEwAA&layer=c&cbll=32.825379,-113.687073&panoid=AB-NkV-WCqADhMf6hgyQ3w&cbp=11,321.16,,1,-2.53&hq=&hnear=Tacna,+Yuma,+Arizona&ll=32.830702,-113.697596&spn=0.022141,0.077162&z=14

now its either a dir mount, a small mountain, a hill, or a secret pyramid


in other news...wow

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=pine+grove+elementary+valdosta+ga&sll=30.947988,-83.242584&sspn=0.1007,0.154324&gl=us&g=cat+creek+rd+valdosta+ga&layer=tc&ie=UTF8&hq=pine+grove+elementary&hnear=Valdosta,+GA&ll=30.857548,-83.28083&spn=0.010905,0.038581&t=h&z=15&cbll=30.85755,-83.280828&panoid=Ac5AQlHfrdsXqfYoLzhUhg&cbp=11,97.73,,0,4.4
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: RABicle on October 27, 2009, 07:08:12 AM
Couldn't find it!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 27, 2009, 01:10:44 PM
I don't see anything in regards to whatever it is you're trying to show with any of those google map links.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 27, 2009, 01:15:07 PM
Perm fails at GPS.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 27, 2009, 01:48:35 PM
OMG! JAWS LIVES!!!

(http://i36.tinypic.com/149qtqr.jpg) (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/monster-shark-bites-great-white-in-half/story-e6freuy9-1225791557651)

Back to the shark story, how is that shark still thrashing about when it's missing everything but a small section of tissue holding it's front to it's back.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 27, 2009, 02:38:07 PM
He's a CONTENDER!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 30, 2009, 04:17:22 AM
*WARNING* Halloween Candy may not be safe *WARNING* (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/christian-broadcasting-ne_n_338738.html)

Be careful out there this year as you go door to door, party to party, bar to bar or store to store to get your candy. It seems that all of it has potentially been tainted.
Quote from: CBN*
"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

"Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

So make sure your last stop for the night is at the local "Holy Water"ing Hole and that all the candy you possess is blessed so that your candy doesn't possess you.




*CBN = Christian Broadcasting Network
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stratos on October 30, 2009, 04:22:08 AM
That shark should go in the Funhouse Zoo. He's a tough one.

I want to hear how large they think the attacking shark was if it was able to chomp into that other one like that.

Did you read the comments on that shark article?

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Swan Girl of Sydney  Posted at 4:35 PM October 27, 2009

    If this was real where is the blood? Dodgy photoshop job to hype up things for the shark net brigade


Not sure if I buy that it was photoshoped, but I still wonder where the blood went. Already drained out of the creature? Then how was it still alive?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 30, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
Creative Robbers with "Drawn To Life" Disguises, Just in Time for Halloween! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1223724/Burglary-suspects-disguise--drawing-masks-faces-permanent-marker.html)

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There was little to disguise what these two had been up to moments before police pulled them over.

Would-be burglars Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller's masterplan had one tiny flaw --their 'disguises' comprised of masks drawn on their faces with permanent marker pen.

American police stopped their car after a witness reported two men 'with painted faces' were trying to break into a flat in Carroll, Iowa.

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^mouse over

The caller added that the pair were wearing dark, hooded tops and had driven off in a big white car.

Police soon spotted a 1994 Buick Roadmaster matching the description and stopped it at gunpoint.

Inside they found the two men, both of whom had what appeared to be masks, beards or moustaches scrawled on to their faces.

McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20, were both charged with attempted second-degree burglary and released on bail.

McNelly was also charged with drunk driving.

The pair are due in court next month. Hopefully the disguises will have washed off by then.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: ThePerm on October 30, 2009, 06:49:49 PM
Perm fails at GPS.

you fail..i click on the links and it loads right up for me..givei t about 10 seconds

the third one is unrelated..i just think its funny there has to be a dui school in valdosta ga
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 01, 2009, 11:37:49 PM
Why Drunk Dialing while Drunk Driving is a bad idea. (http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=116662&catid=58)
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Clark County, Wisconsin - 911 dispatchers often get calls from people observing an impaired driver on the road. What makes the call Mary Strey made unique, is that she called 911 on herself.

"Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road," she told the 911 dispatcher.

The dispatcher asked if the Strey was behind the drunk driver, to which she replied "No, I am them."

The dispatcher asked, "Okay, so you're calling to report you're driving drunk?"

"Yes," Strey said.


The dispatcher told Strey to pull her vehicle over, and she complied. She waited for a deputy to arrive with her hazard lights flashing. According to the police report, Strey failed field sobriety tests, and a preliminary breath test showed she had a blood alcohol content of .19, more than twice the legal limit to drive.

She was given a citation for operating a vehicle with a prohibited alcohol content of .10 or more. She's due in court in December, facing charges of first offense operating under the influence.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stratos on November 02, 2009, 02:37:22 AM
Maybe they will go easy on her for turning herself in?  :D
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 02, 2009, 03:53:41 AM
No they should hit her extra hard for being stupid.
I hope they also fine her for not using a hands free device when making the call while she was driving.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stratos on November 02, 2009, 03:54:49 AM
I hope they also fine her for not using a hands free device when making the call while she was driving.

LOL, I would have totally cited her for not using a hands-free device if I were the cop that ticketed her.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 02, 2009, 04:09:53 AM
salt in the self inflicted wound.
I think it was necessary this time.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: vudu on November 02, 2009, 01:50:33 PM
This woman is a hero.  That drunk-driver could have caused a serious accident if she hadn't reported her.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on November 02, 2009, 07:05:47 PM
This woman is a hero.  That drunk-driver could have caused a serious accident if she hadn't reported her.

this whole moderator-goodie-two-shoes act is getting old.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: vudu on November 03, 2009, 02:44:32 PM
I'd call you a douche if personal insults weren't against the rules.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 03, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
I'd call you a douche if personal insults weren't against the rules.

is that some sort of loop-hole?
can we get away with that?

"I'd call you a whiny crying little lying bitch ass stupid idiotic momma's boy if I thought I could get away with it."

gonna have to try that one day.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stogi on November 03, 2009, 06:00:10 PM
"With all due respect, I didn't know you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed."
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on November 03, 2009, 10:02:22 PM
I'd call you a douche if personal insults weren't against the rules.

is that some sort of loop-hole?
can we get away with that?

"I'd call you a whiny crying little lying bitch ass stupid idiotic momma's boy if I thought I could get away with it."

gonna have to try that one day.

Lol.

I'll give vudu permission to call me a dousche if i can continue to call him a dick (though i can't take credit for "vudu's a dick" comments).

In on way is this women a hero for turning herself in, she's an IDIOT for:

a. Driving drunk
b. using the phone while driving (drunk)
c. turning herself in.

don't get me wrong, it was awesome that she had enough control to realize she was impaired and pull over but turning herself in and facing the consequences? Sorry that's moronic.

Any day that I drive without so much as reaching for my phone makes me a hero? Guess I'm a hero every god damn day.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 04, 2009, 03:13:58 AM
Court Orders Boy To Surrender His Wii (http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/court-orders-problem-child-to-forfeit-wii-will-return-it-if-he-behaves/1369746)
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Forget 'scared straight' -- if you want to keep troubled youth on the right track, you've got to hit 'em where it hurts.

Right in the Wii.

According to The Winnipeg Sun, that's the thinking of judge Marvin Garfinkle, who opted to grant a troublesome 12-year-old boy bail on condition that he surrenders his beloved Nintendo Wii to the court.

"He is pledging as a security, akin to a cash deposit, his Nintendo Wii," Garfinkle told the paper. "And if he doesn't comply, he loses it."

By "comply," the judge means "keeping the peace, appearing for court dates, living with his grandmother and participating in a bail management program." Failure to uphold any of those duties will result in forfeiture of the console.

The odd punishment represents the last ditch effort to curb the boy's bad behavior, which includes smashing windows at his elementary school, punching a classmate in the face, disobeying a court order to stay away from school, hitting another boy with a pool cue and attacking a teacher after a game of dodgeball.

Despite the rough resume, the boy's lawyer thinks he's simply misunderstood.

"I know it doesn't look good," Serena Puranen told The Sun. "I've never seen him enraged, I've never seen him upset. He's a 12-year-old who is generally quite scared."
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 04, 2009, 03:31:44 AM
Any word on how the people are doing?I'm curious about that boy with the pool cue that was attacked with the cue.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 04, 2009, 03:40:23 AM
I would assume that they are ok since his punishment was only to give up his Wii.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2009, 04:59:21 PM
yeah good move, now that the kid is banned with school he has nothing to do. They need to stop feeding him whatever it is thats making him hyper. Just make him watch Bill Nye all the time and anything else thats on PBS, make him listen to nothing but  the Beatles(not helter skelter) and he should calm down.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on November 04, 2009, 08:04:42 PM
make him listen to nothing but  the Beatles(not helter skelter) and he should calm down.


"here comes the sun.. SMASHY SMASHY... and it's alright.."

:)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 06, 2009, 01:31:18 PM
The Cake is a LIE!!! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225410/Wedding-fake-Newlyweds-cut-cake-reception--iced-block-polystyrene.html)
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A bride and groom were shocked to discover that their wedding cake was actually fake.

The Daily Mail reports that Aimee and Tony West were cutting into their three-tier sponge cake when they realized they were cutting into polystyrene, a foam material. See a photo of the couple with the cake .

"It was a terrible shock -- in front of our family and friends," Aimee said. "It was a lovely occasion and the ceremony was going to be the icing on the cake -- only there was no cake."

The cake maker, Creative Cakes, said the incident occurred as a result of a mix-up. Karen Williams who runs Creative Cakes told the Guardian that Aimee didn't confirm her order a week before the wedding like she was supposed to.

"By the time Aimee contacted me, it was too late to make a proper cake," Williams said. "I explained I would be delivering an artificial cake -- they are quite common at weddings these days. I offered them a refund so there was no reason to take me to small claims court."

But the Wests did take Creative Cakes to court and were awarded 310 British pounds ($514) in compensation.

Having a fake cake at weddings isn't uncommon. One company called CakeRental.com makes display cakes of foam with one section that's edible, so couples can still cut into it and "feed each other." Guests at the wedding are then served sheet cake that's cut in the kitchen.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: ThePerm on November 08, 2009, 05:00:10 PM
audio version of the drunk lady who turned herself in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wj943tNlA&feature=popular
Title: 2 men dressed as Mario & Luigi rob a cabbie
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 13, 2009, 05:45:53 PM
So as my 1,000 post in the funhouse I have this story (http://Http://joystiq.com/2009/11/13/men-dressed-as-mario-and-luigi-rob-a-cab-driver) to share.

Yes this actually happened but since this is the funhouse I don't want to get too serious.

So post whatever you think might be funny about this story or maybe some pics.
Title: Re: 2 men dressed as Mario & Luigi rob a cabbie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 13, 2009, 06:56:01 PM
you should have posted it here: I'm not making this up, It's in the NEWZ, DEWD!!! (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=29635.0)


vudu can you fix this mistake?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 14, 2009, 11:32:05 PM
Middle School Teacher quits $95k year job after stealing $20 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33919453)

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A Connecticut woman quit her teaching job that paid $94,996 just after she was caught in a police sting stealing $20 from another teacher’s purse, according to authorities.

Susan Dinnean, 55, of Redding, Conn., told police she planned to return the money.

Middlebrook Middle School, in Wilton, got a math lesson in basic subtraction after teacher reported two $50 bills were stolen from her wallet in mid-October, reports the Stamford Advocate.

Less than a week later, on Oct. 21, the same teacher called police to report that another $70 was gone from her purse.

So police set up an undercover camera in the room. When police came to review the tape, they discovered a woman crouching down then sticking something in her pocket -- and $20 was gone from the purse being watched.

Police and the school principal confronted Dinnean, and she allegedly admitted taking money from other teachers and even from the principal’s purse.

Her 22-year career as a teacher ended Monday. She was arrested Tuesday on three counts of larceny and posted a $2,500 bond.

Times must be hard if you are petty thieving cash when you make $4 short of $95k a year teaching.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: Stratos on November 15, 2009, 01:31:48 AM
Middle School Teacher quits $95k year job after stealing $20 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33919453)

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A Connecticut woman quit her teaching job that paid $94,996 just after she was caught in a police sting stealing $20 from another teacher’s purse, according to authorities.

Susan Dinnean, 55, of Redding, Conn., told police she planned to return the money.

Middlebrook Middle School, in Wilton, got a math lesson in basic subtraction after teacher reported two $50 bills were stolen from her wallet in mid-October, reports the Stamford Advocate.

Less than a week later, on Oct. 21, the same teacher called police to report that another $70 was gone from her purse.

So police set up an undercover camera in the room. When police came to review the tape, they discovered a woman crouching down then sticking something in her pocket -- and $20 was gone from the purse being watched.

Police and the school principal confronted Dinnean, and she allegedly admitted taking money from other teachers and even from the principal’s purse.

Her 22-year career as a teacher ended Monday. She was arrested Tuesday on three counts of larceny and posted a $2,500 bond.

Times must be hard if you are petty thieving cash when you make $4 short of $95k a year teaching.

And I thought teachers were poor and under payed.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWS.
Post by: EasyCure on November 15, 2009, 11:18:56 AM
New teachers probably are but this ones been in it for 20 years. Too bad tenure won't keep you from getting fired for petty theft like that.

Maybe she's a klepto?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 20, 2009, 07:57:54 AM
Twilight star afraid of getting AIDS from Twilight fans (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/971425/crazed-twilight-fans-slice-open-necks)
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Twilight star Robert Pattinson says he worries about being infected with HIV when adoring fans approach him with open wounds and ask him to suck their blood.

Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the series, has revealed he genuinely fears for his life when fans mob him in the street.

The 23-year-old actor laid out his concerns to promote a new biography ahead of the next Twilight film, New Moon, which premieres this week.

"People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair," Pattinson told the News Of The World.

"I just don't want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don't want to get shot or stabbed."

Pattinson recalled one time where a group of girls approached him bleeding from scratches they had just opened up on their necks.

"They were like, 'We did this for you' … I didn't know what to say — 'Thank you, guys?'"

Pattinson said he feels vulnerable at big film events such as premieres, where he could be the target of an overly obsessive fan or even a terror attack.

He admits struggling to come to terms with fame since the release of the first movie, which grossed more than $350m worldwide.

He has difficulty coping with so many people trying to "ambush" him in public and at home.

He said he has come to accept the attention, but would be prepared to give away acting away for his first passion — music — if the fans ever became too much.

I'm not a fan,but I really feel for the guy. There are some crazy ass people out there.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on November 20, 2009, 10:00:01 AM
If they're gonna bite anything, it should be fried chicken.  He needs to be prepared next time.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: that Baby guy on November 20, 2009, 10:10:21 AM
Teenage girls are the new Trekkies.

Am I kidding?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: RABicle on November 20, 2009, 12:20:10 PM
What a fucken poofter loser. God. I'd be all over that ****.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: SilverGrey on November 20, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
I think he just doesn't like film premieres.  I met him at the Harry Potter 4 premiere and he didn't look like he was having a good time there either.  I certainly don't recall anyone offering to bite him though, wonder if he considered that possibility when he agreed to the role.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 20, 2009, 01:35:33 PM
I think he just doesn't like film premieres.  I met him at the Harry Potter 4 premiere and he didn't look like he was having a good time there either.  I certainly don't recall anyone offering to bite him though, wonder if he considered that possibility when he agreed to the role.

Why would he have? Who would even think that something like that is gonna become a problem going into a role like that?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: SilverGrey on November 20, 2009, 01:45:08 PM
Given the notoriety of the source material and its targets audience of teenage girls, it rather assured that the film and its sequels would be pretty popular.  And seeing as he previously appeared in a Harry Potter film, he should be familiar with a fervent and ardent following of fans.  I suppose biting would certainly be seen as extreme, but I guess what I meant was whether he considered the fact that to many he would actually BE Edward Cullen before he accepted the part.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on November 20, 2009, 04:27:12 PM
not to mention the tabloids have him all over, i saw him on letterman and he gave a pretty good interview. I remember when I was 23.....
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on November 20, 2009, 05:57:27 PM
I wouldn't him biting me, Bill Compton, maybe, but the star of Twilight with sparkly vampires? No thanks!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on November 21, 2009, 12:52:56 AM
why bother being afraid? he already looks like he's suffering from aids
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 02, 2009, 01:02:10 AM
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED: SANTA IS DEAD!!! (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/be_safe_this_holiday_season_el.php)
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Ever seen a giant Santa on fire? Now you have. This electrical safety warning comes to us all the way from Santa Catarina, Brazil. Remember: despite what your father may have taught you, drinking and Christmas decorating don't mix. "Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we?" Poor Santa, I can see him now, "HO, HO, HO, MEEERRY CHRISTMAS! HO, HO, HOLY **** I'M ON FIRE! ELVES, CODE RED!"
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Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2009, 07:59:40 AM
Looks like I got a new avatar..
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on December 02, 2009, 11:37:40 AM
So that's where I left my blunt.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 02, 2009, 12:10:28 PM
We should have a December is "Christmas is Canceled" Avatar Month
(http://i50.tinypic.com/140m8ic.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/ndmyhj.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/33y2yhs.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/2whl75j.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/260u6uc.jpg)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2vdnsco.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/2qk8nl5.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/4n5zt.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/2ivnrx3.jpg)  (http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2009, 12:20:51 PM
i'm in
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 02, 2009, 02:35:25 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 02, 2009, 02:54:51 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/31341v9.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on December 02, 2009, 04:36:23 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/31341v9.jpg)

That looks like what Stevey would use.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 02, 2009, 04:39:19 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/31341v9.jpg)

That looks like what Stevey would use.

All I could find with a quick Google image search.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on December 02, 2009, 04:46:18 PM
That looks like what Stevey would use.

Stevey did use it.  Last year.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2009, 05:18:02 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/31341v9.jpg)

That looks like what Stevey would use.

All I could find with a quick Google image search.

well someone can always use this, it's KINDA christmas-y... (http://kotaku.com/5417203/behold-the-virgin-princess-peach)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 02, 2009, 05:26:42 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/31341v9.jpg)

That looks like what Stevey would use.

All I could find with a quick Google image search.

well someone can always use this, it's KINDA christmas-y... (http://kotaku.com/5417203/behold-the-virgin-princess-peach)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2hzirdt.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/10xv9yq.jpg)  (http://i46.tinypic.com/ayn19d.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2009, 05:27:10 PM
by god you do some quick work.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on December 02, 2009, 07:46:13 PM
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rho136.jpg)  (http://i49.tinypic.com/15oyn1j.jpg)  (http://i50.tinypic.com/31341v9.jpg)

That looks like what Stevey would use.

You don't say...
New Galaxy-Christmas avatar get!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/peachxmas.png) 
>:(
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 02, 2009, 08:17:07 PM
I'm using it now so :P


Only one can use it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on December 02, 2009, 08:21:20 PM
(http://freethoughtsociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/highlander.jpg)

He doesn't look very happy.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2009, 09:19:44 PM
He's probably pissed off about his huge fucking forehead
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 02, 2009, 11:52:46 PM
I raise you one big fucking forehead for one dick neck! (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-legend-of-dickneck)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 03, 2009, 12:21:29 PM
now i'll never get that outta my head..

[spoler]the inernet never ceases to amaze me[/spoiler]
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 03, 2009, 01:21:50 PM
Now look what you did, Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/krystal-cant-enjoy-her-sandwich).
 
It might be PB & J.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 03, 2009, 05:59:12 PM
Lol... skeeter's a furry now!?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 03, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
The interwebs think so.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 03, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
this impacts my childhood greatly..
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 03, 2009, 08:15:44 PM
The interwebs don't care. Do a barrel roll.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on December 03, 2009, 08:18:51 PM
Skeeeeeeet -er ....what an awesome nickname

He was the "black" kid in the show, right?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 04, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
Skeeeeeeet -er ....what an awesome nickname

He was the "black" kid in the show, right?

depends on what you mean by "black"

did he ever rob anyone? no
was he the hip person in bluffington? sort of
was he the darkest character on the show? no, not even close
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on December 05, 2009, 10:32:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perm_Lame_Horse_club_fire
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on December 06, 2009, 04:51:07 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perm_Lame_Horse_club_fire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perm_Lame_Horse_club_fire)

Is that where Santa burned up?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on December 06, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
I'm using it now so :P


Only one can use it.

My version was better. Whatever, Rosa-Claws is Hawter anyway :P
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/Happy_Holidays_2009.png)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 06, 2009, 09:12:36 PM
She's only hawter because Luma is in the picture. Luma makes everything awesome.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on December 07, 2009, 03:28:02 AM
So what does she bring for presents? Star Bits?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 07, 2009, 02:24:00 PM
That, or a sling star. One or the other.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 07, 2009, 06:09:14 PM
i didn't think Lumas could get any cuter.. i've been proven wrong.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on December 07, 2009, 06:44:30 PM
Everything's cuter with antlers.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 07, 2009, 06:59:36 PM
except a penis.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 07, 2009, 11:44:47 PM
I bet the internet will ruin Lumas sooner or later. Rule 34 is an interesting beast.
Title: Porn > Penguins; Tis a sad day....
Post by: stevey on December 20, 2009, 07:57:02 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/Symantechasreleasedthetopsearchterm.png)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/boyVSgirls.png)

For more info or to find out where these horny 7yr old girls are, click here! (http://onlinefamilyinfo.norton.com/articles/kidsearches_2009.php)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on December 20, 2009, 08:00:44 PM
Bet they can't find it like I can.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 21, 2009, 06:24:10 PM
/scared...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on December 22, 2009, 04:25:55 AM
7 year olds searching for Porn and P2P sites...

/scared...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
Better keep that nephew of yours on lockdown
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on December 22, 2009, 05:49:22 PM
I'll make sure the Wii is set up with the proper parental controls...oh, god, I just realized my 9 year old sister spends half of her days searching online...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from:  from Knocked Up
Know what I did today? I googled "murder"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on December 22, 2009, 07:16:19 PM
I'll make sure the Wii is set up with the proper parental controls...oh, god, I just realized my 9 year old sister spends half of her days searching online...

Better keep that safe search on strict.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 29, 2009, 10:04:17 PM
China shopping centre builds 'car park for women' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8432887.stm)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/29ft5hx.jpg)
Quote
A shopping centre in China's Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers.

The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes.

Official Wang Zheng told AFP news agency the car park was meant to cater to women's "strong sense of colour and different sense of distance".The parking bays are one metre (3ft) wider than normal spaces, he said.

The Wanxiang-Tiancheng shopping centre had also "installed signs and security monitoring equipment that corresponded more to women's needs", he said.

The Global Times website says female parking attendants have been trained to help guide women drivers into their parking spaces. The bays also have extra lighting.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on December 30, 2009, 02:29:50 AM
Dude FTW!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 30, 2009, 11:42:19 AM
They need to do that in the US too. They say that men are in more accidents than women, but I call bullshit. My old car was hit on 5 separate occasions, every time it was a woman, and in a parking lot or driveway.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 30, 2009, 12:24:01 PM
Men are in more fatal accidents than women, but women have more fender bender type accidents than men.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on December 30, 2009, 11:01:16 PM
Coming soon to parking lot everywhere:

Hello Kitty Gridlines.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on December 31, 2009, 12:10:05 PM
The only thing that could make that more offensive to women is if parking meters also dispensed feminine hygiene products
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 31, 2009, 12:31:39 PM
Well, what they didn't mention in the article is that the garage is separated dress size. Size 0 gets to park up front and size 5X not only get to continue to be jealous of the size 0's for parking up front(those skinny bitches), but they also have to park way in the back on the top level and walk the furthest just to get to the mall.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on December 31, 2009, 01:31:26 PM
They need to do that in the US too. They say that men are in more accidents than women, but I call bullshit. My old car was hit on 5 separate occasions, every time it was a woman, and in a parking lot or driveway.

So what you're saying is you know five women who were each involved in a single accident while you were involved in at least five separate accidents? 
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 07, 2010, 08:15:05 PM
Man Rams Car Into Restaurant, Eats Breakfast (http://www.wesh.com/news/22157235/detail.html)
Quote
92-Year-Old Cited For Reckless Driving

PORT ORANGE, Fla. --
Diners at the Biscuit's "N" Gravy and More restaurant in Port Orangereceived a surprise Wednesday when a car plowed into the side of thebuilding.

A 92-year-old man was at the wheel when his vehicle crashed into the busy restaurant on Nova Road.

The driver wasn't hurt, but the cook said a customer had just left the damaged seating area.

Investigators think Charles Pierce stepped on the gas instead of hitting the brake while trying to park, but instead of panicking and amid all that debris, he calmly got out of the sedan and placed his order.

The driver asked if anyone was hurt. There was very minor injury,but once Pierce was sure all was well, he dug in to his breakfast.

"Come out of his car, no problem. He sat down at the table, has his breakfast, and God bless America, beautiful,"

City building officials said there are no structural problems, so the restaurant can continue to operate.

The damage is estimated at about $25,000.

The elderly driver was cited, after breakfast, for careless driving.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on January 07, 2010, 09:27:32 PM
That is a MAN.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 11, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
I didn't know Chuck Norris could even age..
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on January 11, 2010, 07:46:04 PM
Nothing is impossible when you use IMAGINATION.

*insert spongebob picture here*
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on January 11, 2010, 09:13:38 PM
I didn't know Chuck Norris could even age..

Chuck Norris doesn't get older--everyone else gets younger.   :confused;
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on January 12, 2010, 04:32:51 AM
It's Chuck Norris' dad. The guy who fathered Chuck Norris has to be full of awesome himself.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on January 12, 2010, 11:10:37 AM
His sperm must've been awesome.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Dasmos on January 12, 2010, 11:17:08 AM
His sperm must've been awesome.

the post wherein this thread gets creepy
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on January 12, 2010, 02:36:59 PM
Sex robot Roxxxy looking for action (http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10432597-1.html)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 12, 2010, 09:22:43 PM
in like three years the technology will be so much cheaper and HAWTER
i think i threw up a lil after saying that
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on January 13, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
Supposedly the dude was given the inspiration to make the robot after 9/11..

no joke
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 13, 2010, 12:23:26 PM
well i guess no one wants to die alone... i guess...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 13, 2010, 02:06:14 PM
It looks too realistic.
If he made it more Anime-ish then it could be a real hit out in Japan.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 13, 2010, 02:25:40 PM
It looks too realistic.
If he made it more Anime-ish then it could be a real hit out in Japan.

speaking of which, during xmas shopping i noticed Spencers Gifts had 2 types of blow-up dolls i woulda bought as gag gifts if they werent so expensive;

-fat chick
-anime girl
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on January 13, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
His sperm must've been awesome.

the post wherein this thread gets creepy
My mission was a complete success. I knew this would happen.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 13, 2010, 11:05:31 PM
Now to throw this thread off of creepy and into the WTF ZONE!!!

I'm not even sure if this next one is possible, but I'm not making it up. It's in the NEWZ.

Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey (http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0)
>>>CLICK HERE FOR PIC<<< (http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/lamb200.jpg)  *Don't look Mop_it_up*
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A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 13, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
you sure about that? thats pretty fucking creepy...

edit: LOL! Just noticed your consideration for Mop_it_up, nice touch.

edit 2:

Now to throw this thread off of creepy and into the WTF ZONE!!!

I'm not even sure if this next one is possible, but I'm not making it up. It's in the NEWZ.

Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey (http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0)
>>>CLICK HERE FOR PIC<<< (http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/lamb200.jpg)  *Don't look Mop_it_up*
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"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

One eye witness was quoted as saying:

His sperm must've been awesome.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on January 13, 2010, 11:16:40 PM
Quickly!  Dead Sheep Human-Face Lamb God Avatar month!!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 13, 2010, 11:37:18 PM
Quickly!  Dead Sheep Human-Face Lamb God Avatar month!!
SMILE!!!
(http://i45.tinypic.com/4j9opd.jpg)
It's Your Birthday!!!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on January 14, 2010, 12:08:19 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/devil1.jpg)
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Goat%20Boy%202.jpg)


WHOA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep-goat_chimera
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on January 14, 2010, 11:26:08 AM
That pic is even creepier because of how the "face" is smiling.

God...so many southpark jokes are flowing through my mind right now.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on January 14, 2010, 01:17:50 PM
I was thinking more Fullmetal Alchemist then South Park. The only thing that comes to mind when I think about South Park is Al Gore's ManBearPig.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on January 14, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
(http://panthercs.ibeatyou.com/21636_ptetb_1211670207.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 14, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2ups4xs.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 14, 2010, 06:56:34 PM
I was thinking more Fullmetal Alchemist then South Park. The only thing that comes to mind when I think about South Park is Al Gore's ManBearPig.

There was that PETA/Rock the vote epsidode where a PETA member reproduced  human/duck offspring.. but this is MUCH creepier. It reminds me of one of Sigmas many faces in the MMX series.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 20, 2010, 03:42:18 PM
I just can't believe that we are in 2010 and this next news story is really happening. *Only in the South*

B-Ball League for Whites Only (http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2010/01/19/nba_563760.shtml)
Quote
A new professional basketball league boasting rosters made up exclusively of white Americans has its eyes set on Augusta, but the team isn't receiving a warm welcome.

The All-American Basketball Alliance announced in a news release Sunday evening that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.

"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," the statement said.

Augusta Mayor Deke Copenhaver, who has publicly expressed his support for minor league teams in the past, said he would not do the same for this team.

"As a sports enthusiast, I have always supported bringing more sporting activities to Augusta," he said. "However, in this instance I could not support in good conscience bringing in a team that did not fit with the spirit of inclusiveness that I, along with many others, have worked so hard to foster in our city."

Clint Bryant, athletic director at Augusta State University, laughed when he heard the news.

"It's so absurd, it's funny, but it gives you an idea of the sickness of our society" he said. "It shows you what lengths people will go to just to be mean-spirited. I think at any basketball level, no matter if it's all black, all white, all Hispanic, all Asian or anyone else, the players should just be a basketball team."

Don "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism.

"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.

"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That's the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."

The Atlanta-based league, which will operate as a single-entity owning all of its teams, is looking for local contacts to pay $10,000 to become a "licensee" in one of 12 cities throughout the Southeast. Lewis said he has already received threats from people opposed to the roster restrictions and several cities have told him to stay out of town. Lewis said he has yet to hear from any one in Augusta.

"We need a local person ingrained into the community to make this successful," he said.

Lewis said he expects to eventually find support in every town with a team.

"People will come out and support a product they can identify with. I'm the spoken minority right now, but if people will give us a chance, it'll work... The white game of basketball, which is essentially a fundamental game, works."


Lewis said he wasn't sure where the team will play.

Augusta has had problems with minor league basketball teams in the past, but the issues never centered around race. The Augusta Drive lasted less than a month before folding in 1995, citing financial reasons. The Augusta Groove made it through a full, 20-game schedule in 2009, but accusations from players and local businesses that the team wasn't paying its bills surrounded the team during the second half of the season. The team later shut down in the offseason.

This isn't racist at all. There is nothing wrong with a bunch of white people getting together and forming a league that explicitly excludes black people(and everyone not white).

White Person 1:
"Hey, that's not fair, he dribbled the ball behind his back and then he passed it through the other guys legs!!!"

WP2:
"Then he passed it to the other black guy that can float and he dunked it!!! How are supposed to compete!?"

WP1:
"We should start our own league"

WP2:
"Then we can get away from all this tricky "street ball" and back to fundamentals like the WNBA"

WP1:
"Yeah, but we do it with only white men and maybe even lower the rim a little bit so we can do some of those fancy tricks too."

The rest of the planet:
(http://i49.tinypic.com/200z5nr.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on January 20, 2010, 04:11:16 PM
Like you couldn't just have "No dunking" or whatever in the league's rules if that was what you really cared about.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on January 20, 2010, 06:33:11 PM
sounds like a plan hatched by Cartman

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/sppipip.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/spbask.jpg)

If white kids suck at basketball than they need to try harder, take the opposite take in Football where its more evenly distributed(although there are common steriotypes about white QBs and black QBs) Where are the asians? (Yao Ming) The answer is on average white people are probably becoming less interested in playing sports. I don't think race is an issue on play-skills or talent. Steven Nash is an example of talented white player, but he was born in Africa....

setting standards based on race is definitely racist, the best players of a game should be the ones who want to play the most, and also the ones who play the best.

and with that logic some people have argued that steroids should be required so that every player plays at the optimum level.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on January 20, 2010, 06:46:28 PM
I'm fascinated by the fact that this league found enough people that thought it was a good idea to get to this point. The Augusta State AD guy has it right: this is awful, but also awful hilarious.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 21, 2010, 12:43:13 PM
BnM can you supply a link to that article? My office will have a field day with this, they're all basketball enthusiasts.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 21, 2010, 02:10:30 PM
BnM can you supply a link to that article? My office will have a field day with this, they're all basketball enthusiasts.

Can't believe I forgot to post the link.
http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2010/01/19/nba_563760.shtml
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 21, 2010, 05:39:28 PM
BnM can you supply a link to that article? My office will have a field day with this, they're all basketball enthusiasts.

Can't believe I forgot to post the link.
http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2010/01/19/nba_563760.shtml

It's cool, i decided to brave our companys site-blockers to try and find the article myself. Exactly what I thought would happen, happened; we barely got any work done cuz we (they) spent the rest of the day talking about how dumb that story was and basketball in general. Thanks BnM :D
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on January 21, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
I say make your own league! We'll see who gets picked for the Olympics!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 21, 2010, 05:44:39 PM
It'll end up being a farm league for token white players with mean 3 pointer skills and by the book pick-n-roll execution.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on January 22, 2010, 02:14:10 PM
I say make your own league! We'll see who gets picked for the Olympics!
Vancouver may put you in storage if you are homeless.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 22, 2010, 02:23:52 PM
But I don't think they do basketball in the Winter Olympics.... do they?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on January 22, 2010, 06:16:11 PM
I want to know why there are no contests in the Winter Olympics regarding snowball fights. It's freakin winter...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 22, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
It's more of a Gladiator Sports.

You'll have to wait for Nintendo to release Wii Fit Olympics: Winter & Summer Games (coming Holiday 2010) or just play Wii FIt Plus to get you snow ball fighting fix.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on January 23, 2010, 04:04:35 AM
I recall the South Park FPS game on the N64 had 'yellow' snowballs as weapons.

Though I could totally see a snowball fight game being made on Wii. Make it an FPS where you run around with the nunchuck and you swing the wiimote like in Boom Blox to throw snowballs at people.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 29, 2010, 07:46:29 PM
Teen Legally Changes His Name To..... (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/03/Teens-Fantastic-new-name-Super-long/UPI-90361225751268/)

(http://tinyurl.com/yc2pjj3)

Quote
GLASTONBURY, England -- A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

The Glastonbury, England, teenager -- originally named George Garratt -- said his new name, which is thought to be the world's longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.

The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.

"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. "I decided upon a theme of superheroes."
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BeautifulShy on January 29, 2010, 07:52:35 PM
I guess whatever makes you happy dude.

*Slowly takes a few steps back than runs off*
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on January 29, 2010, 08:58:46 PM
Teen 1, Grandma 0

Win.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on January 30, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
I love how the article says "said Captain Fantastic.." LMFAO! I wanna party with that dude somewhere that he'll have to wear a "Hello! My name is: " stickers

As the commenters on that story pointed out, he ripped off that name from an episode of Family Guy.

I'm revoking my post due to the eason mentioned above.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 02, 2010, 01:28:58 PM
That's badass. Almost as good as McLovin.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 02, 2010, 03:22:22 PM
As the commenters on that story pointed out, he ripped off that name from an episode of Family Guy.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on February 02, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
*ahem* ;points to my previous post:
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Mop it up on February 02, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
As the commenters on that story pointed out, he ripped off that name from an episode of Family Guy.
So his name change isn't even original? Lame.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on February 03, 2010, 03:28:07 AM
LOL @ him for 'wanting to be unique' and thus copying a name from a cartoon.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 03, 2010, 03:29:57 AM
he should have picked a name with a "click" in it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on February 03, 2010, 02:12:04 PM
Click/dick/prick/lick/tick/nick
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 03, 2010, 05:02:59 PM
not what i meant
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on February 03, 2010, 07:19:52 PM
So?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on February 03, 2010, 09:06:52 PM
he should have picked a name with a "click" in it.

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined But With A Small Dick

??
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on February 03, 2010, 10:03:11 PM
Question Mark.

QUESTION MARK?

Question Mark!

Question Mark.

...Name is Question Mark?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on February 04, 2010, 12:18:37 AM
He should have just went with Captain Fantastic. People would have to call him Mr. Fantastic, or Captain, or the full Captain Fantastic.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 04, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
No like an African name like Na-"click"-zubo

He could literally force every official or formal person to look like a dumbass.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 05, 2010, 01:49:06 AM
This one isn't in the news, it's literally on the news.

Man caught looking at NSFW during LIVE Banking broadcast
(http://i50.tinypic.com/6rn720.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhIu7qp5vo8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhIu7qp5vo8)

I wonder if he kept his job after this?

edit:
Miranda Kerr's banker fan David Kiely to keep job (http://www.news.com.au/business/breaking-news/miranda-kerrs-banker-fan-david-kiely-to-keep-job/story-e6frfkur-1225827181107)
Quote
Macquarie said in a statement it had completed an internal review of the events of February 2 and action had been taken after discussions with the employee.

He will remain an employee of Macquarie

Mr Kiely was in the wrong place at the wrong time when he opened the document as his Macquarie colleague Martin Lakos made a live cross on Tuesday to the Seven Network to discuss the central bank's latest interest rate decision.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on February 05, 2010, 01:22:33 PM
Oh porn, always finding ways to make us laugh.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 05, 2010, 02:27:56 PM
that's not porn. She's a victoria secret model.

"And she's pretty hot, Tom"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on February 05, 2010, 07:24:19 PM
...SO?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 05, 2010, 08:17:19 PM
I'm just saying. If it was a picture of some hardcore ****, I doubt he'd still have his job. That type of NSFW you can see at the mall, in a catalog, or even in a commercial in that very news hour.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on February 08, 2010, 02:53:58 AM
classic short film on this very subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7vqd3DvFg
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 08, 2010, 05:05:44 AM
classic short film on this very subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7vqd3DvFg

LOL
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 18, 2010, 10:57:38 PM
I don't even know what to say about this..... I guess I'm just not up with today's fashion scene.

Introducing Louis Vuitton’s $2,000 Trash-Bag Purse (http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/02/introducing_louis_vuittons_200.html)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/16batyh.jpg)
Quote from: NYMagazine
Louis Vuitton makes handbags for spring that resemble trash bags with leather handles. The Raindrop Besace purses retail for $1,960 each. Refinery 29 reminds those interested in owning the bags of these words, spoken by DJ Pauly D: "And in walks this girl with like garbage bags. I thought that was kinda like ghetto, and like ... weird." We knew  Jersey Shore style would catch on!! [Pipeline/Refinery 29]
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on February 19, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
I don't even know what to say about this..... I guess I'm just not up with today's fashion scene.

Introducing Louis Vuitton’s $2,000 Trash-Bag Purse (http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/02/introducing_louis_vuittons_200.html)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/16batyh.jpg)
Quote from: NYMagazine
Louis Vuitton makes handbags for spring that resemble trash bags with leather handles. The Raindrop Besace purses retail for $1,960 each. Refinery 29 reminds those interested in owning the bags of these words, spoken by DJ Pauly D: "And in walks this girl with like garbage bags. I thought that was kinda like ghetto, and like ... weird." We knew  Jersey Shore style would catch on!! [Pipeline/Refinery 29]

Someone watched too much Zoolander and got the wrong message from it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 08:26:57 AM
Boy gets detention for being hilarious with a classic one liner (picture) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/15/awesome-kid-gets-detentio_n_462837.html)

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 23, 2010, 12:05:54 PM
Boy gets detention for being hilarious with a classic one liner (picture) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/15/awesome-kid-gets-detentio_n_462837.html)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/1znxwdk.jpg)

Well there is the feel-good story if the day.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on February 23, 2010, 03:21:00 PM
Apple hates women, still loves cheerleaders. (http://apple.slashdot.org/story/10/02/23/1642241/Apple-Bans-Sexy-Apps-Developers-Upset?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+%28Slashdot%29)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on February 23, 2010, 03:33:13 PM
Trash bag-Hilarious
Boy getting dentention-also hilarious
Apple hating women-Where's Mop or GP when you need them for snarky comments?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 23, 2010, 05:16:25 PM
Wow. There just given out detentions these days.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on February 23, 2010, 05:41:04 PM
If I were that kid I would save that slip and frame it or something. Detention would be so worth a perfect setup like that.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 06:35:08 PM
Thanks for doiong what I couldn't bnm, I knew I could count on you.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 23, 2010, 07:26:23 PM
Thanks for doiong what I couldn't bnm, I knew I could count on you.

now if only you couldn't kick ass in The Conduit......
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 07:59:57 PM
Dude, I really tried not to.. so many times we faced off I stood completely still...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on February 23, 2010, 08:01:15 PM
lol

I've yet to play that game...but i'd probably kick both ya'll asses!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 23, 2010, 09:26:56 PM
Dude, I really tried not to.. so many times we faced off I stood completely still...

Sometimes I felt like my gun wouldn't fire fast enough and there was always a long pause inbetween the burst fire and then the reload would always take way too long. But I'm gonna play the actual game and then in maybe a week or two I should have enough handles on the game (assuming I actually play it) to atleast present a challenge in the multi-player. My main problem is I just wasn't used to how the game controls, from the cursor to the entire screen. I'll get used to it though.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 09:34:34 PM
Yeah you'll get there. My first online match SUCKED but look at me now; I'm an average plaer, always in the middle of the scoreboard lol

Definately look up Pros control options he posted in the main conduit discussion as well as his wifi topic. They really helped me out, especially fixing the slow ass turning speed I had with the original settings. Oh and mess around with the button mapping and see what you like best, that'll help too.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Mop it up on February 23, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Trash bag-Hilarious
Boy getting dentention-also hilarious
Apple hating women-Where's Mop or GP when you need them for snarky comments?
The only thing I find sexist in this topic is this post.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 01, 2010, 03:08:48 AM
You got to be kidding me... (http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=/video/tech/2009/09/03/dnt.mn.female.urinal.cnn)

Once again Bill Maher sums up exactly what I was thinking.... (http://rackjite.com/archives/4634-Video-New-Rules-with-Bill-Maher-GO-GIRL,-Sex-Addiction-and-Buddhism-sucks-too-Feb-26-2010.html)

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 01, 2010, 03:19:15 AM
Now how will be able to easily identify the pre-op trannies?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 01, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
lol how is watching women pee the "easily identifiable" route?  :rolleyes:

Wouldn't looking for...I don't know..an Adam's apple or maybe a deep voice or seeing if their hands are as big as Andre the Giants be a bit easier?

"I need you to bail me out"
"Why what happened?"
"Well the police were saying I was being a peeping tom."
"What? What the hell were you doing?"
"Well I was on a date, right? And I had the inclination that my date might actually be a man."
"What the hell? Why?! Did she look like a man?"
"No no, she didn't. But something was bothering me about her...It maybe because I had a very similar nightmare the night before. Anyway, 'she' gets up to use the restroom, right, and I thought...this is my chance."
"So you went into the bathroom to hear if she was standing and peeing?"
"Ah see, that's where you can get mixed up because now-a-days they have these little funnels that can make any lady avoid sitting down."
"It's creepy how you know this, but go on..."
"So I decided the only way I could know for sure is if I go to the next stall and stand on the toilet."
"Oh yes of course. What a reasonable thing to do. 'Hey, how was your date?' 'It was good till I thought I was out with a man and got arrested for spying on a girl peeing.' Idiot....I'm assuming she caught you."
"No actually the hostess caught me. So can you bail me out?"

 :P
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 01, 2010, 04:28:29 AM
Well in the 1st video one woman says that she can go piss in an alley standing up with the best of them and another woman says that now she can go write her name in the snow.

I figure if you see a "girl" standing up to piss in an outdoor situation, and I'm talking about standing upright with the hips forward and shoulders back, then you know that is not the "girl" you thought "she" was.

The statement still holds true now, but now you can't say with all certainty that that was not a woman at all. Certainly not a "Lady", but not so sure on if it's a woman or not.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 01, 2010, 04:40:35 AM
Granted they said that, I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Though I will say this, women due envy men when it comes to pissing outside. Any big house party I go to, the bathroom line has strictly girls in it. All the blokes are outside watering the plants. Girls are jealous of that.

And while I have taken a piss in an alley next to a girl friend of mine squatting only a couple paces from me, I would actually be a little freaked out to look over while I'm outside somewhere pissing on a tree and see a girl doing the same thing, giving me a friendly nod or whatever.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2010, 04:03:17 PM
Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all!!

Tiger Woods' Text Messages -- So Graphic (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/18/tiger-woods-text-messages-graphic-choke-golden-shower-sextingjoslynjamescom-lyslyn-james-text-message/)
Quote
Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her -- and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.

The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
Oh, Tiger....

(http://i44.tinypic.com/etteeq.jpg)
you freak

(http://i42.tinypic.com/29d99k.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on March 18, 2010, 04:37:43 PM
Tiger is nasty. Oh well, who hasn't sent texts like that?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2010, 04:41:47 PM
Have you ever asked a girl if shes willing to take a Golden Shower?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on March 18, 2010, 04:48:19 PM
Yes
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: that Baby guy on March 18, 2010, 11:25:59 PM
Your mother doesn't count, vudu.  We already know she loves 'em.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on March 19, 2010, 01:38:22 PM
What's everyone on this forum have against my mom?  She's a very nice lady.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 19, 2010, 02:24:15 PM
If I had to go by only the last two "your mom" responses..... I'd have to say their penis (http://www.instantrimshot.com).
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: that Baby guy on March 19, 2010, 02:30:27 PM
What's everyone on this forum have against my mom?  She's a very nice lady.

(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7955/triumph01.jpg)
For me to poop on!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on March 19, 2010, 02:52:10 PM
Have you ever asked a girl if shes willing to take a Golden Shower?

I mean, these things just come up in conversation.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 19, 2010, 03:14:39 PM
What's everyone on this forum have against my mom?

She gave birth to you.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on March 20, 2010, 03:08:09 PM
What's everyone on this forum have against my mom?

She gave birth to you.

While giving your dad a golden shower?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Halbred on March 22, 2010, 03:42:49 PM
That's terrifying.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on March 22, 2010, 11:51:46 PM
Better than the Cleaveland Steamer got when his sister was born.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Halbred on March 24, 2010, 05:03:26 PM
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm'a fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick Tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
 
Sorry.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on March 24, 2010, 06:25:45 PM
I hate that song and that singer. Terribly annoying for no known reason.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Mop it up on March 25, 2010, 12:06:15 AM
I've never even heard of it and already it is the worst song that I've ever heard.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 25, 2010, 02:23:52 AM
I've never even heard of it and already it is the worst song that I've ever heard.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 25, 2010, 03:32:39 AM
I've heard that song and yes, it is terrible. Can't be avoided at the club though, unfortunately.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on March 25, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
Her newer single is even worse. I've never heard a song sung by a woman that made me was to slap someone before.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on March 25, 2010, 03:36:43 AM
yeah, that keisha bitch is a lady gaga wannabe, who herself is unoriginal
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on March 25, 2010, 03:37:45 AM
Lady Gaga at least has a decent voice, though.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on March 25, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
oh yeah, im not really hating on Lady Gaga, she's not original, but she works real hard.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 25, 2010, 03:55:48 AM
works real hard to hide that she's a man...

seriously, her face is that of colossus from x-men.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on March 25, 2010, 04:20:50 AM
i saw her Vag, no weiner
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on March 25, 2010, 04:46:45 AM
The whole hermaphrodite rumor started because at a concert she apparently decided to go out on stage with a sex toy in her pants. Her manager released a statement about how it was not real.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 25, 2010, 03:38:42 PM
http://www.kcra.com/irresistible/22948518/detail.html
Soup Fixings Land Man In Tijuana Jail

gold comment:  "That's a new one, smuggling marijuana INTO Mexico. It's the drugs going the other way, idiots!"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Mop it up on March 25, 2010, 07:36:46 PM
I don't even know who you people are talking about, and already I don't like her.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 25, 2010, 07:37:54 PM
"him"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Mop it up on March 25, 2010, 07:39:01 PM
Them.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on March 25, 2010, 08:36:08 PM
vem
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on March 26, 2010, 03:28:52 AM
'IT'
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on March 27, 2010, 12:46:03 PM
SHKLEE!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on March 28, 2010, 08:58:42 PM
The whole hermaphrodite rumor started because at a concert she apparently decided to go out on stage with a sex toy in her pants. Her manager released a statement about how it was not real.

I thought she was a dude before the rumor.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2010, 06:59:27 PM
WiiFit injury awakens cravings for sex in woman (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212295798.shtml)
Quote
Amanda Flowers - Wii Fit Made Her A Sex Addict

Wii Fit may have a new marketing scheme. Ok, not really but one woman's injury from falling off her Wii Fit board has many scratching their heads.

A 24-year-old woman named Amanda Flowers from Manchester said the Wii fit turned her into a sex addict. She said that minor vibrations from even a food processor or her cell phone makes her extremely 'horny'. She was told by an expert doctor that she suffered a damaged nerve that has given her "persistent sexual arousal syndrome." Since then, men have been joking that they plan on buying their girlfriends and wives Wii Fit. We wonder why.

Amanda Flowers says she needs up to 10 sex sessions a day to keep her sane.
Amanda, who is single, told the Dailystar, "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." Amanda is from Harpurhey Manchester, and we wonder how long she will stay single.

Injuries from the Wii are frequent in the UK. A quick scan of Youtube for Wii injuries reports from doctors has us naming the Wii the most dangerous console on the market. Beware.

Next Month on "Well I'll Be Damned":
WiiFit+ tops the April sales charts World Wide!! #1 Gift for month of April.

In unrelated news: Wide reports of "accidental" injury when playing WiiFit.
Stories of greased up balance boards and clumsy boyfriends/husbands knocking their girlfriends/wives off the board while exercising.

News from around the world:
The body count continues to rise as men across the globe have suffered from a fatal ritual known only as Snoo Snoo.... story continued on pg 14b
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 14, 2010, 07:12:36 PM
SEXERCISE
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyYNborIkZI#t=2m47s
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2010, 07:27:44 PM
gues she didn' have a pocket to put the wiimote in when doing the jogging excercise...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 14, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
She could put the Wii Remote in the Football shell and then put the Football in her-
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2010, 07:51:49 PM
sounds like a great bachelor party
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2010, 07:57:28 PM
She could put the Wii Remote in the Football shell and then put the Football in her-
sounds like a great bachelor party
More like a birthday party I went to about 7 years ago.... that was one crazy stripper ;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 19, 2010, 12:33:43 PM
I had a similar idea to this a looooong time ago, only in reverse*. His execution was much better than I had ever planned though.

We're looking for a man that fits the description..... 5'10... Black...hoodie, glasses. (http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/3M-Bond-For-Alleged-Mask-Wearing-Serial-Robber/4Qntph91yUaNI8Y1ORpJKg.cspx)
Did I mention that he was black?
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SPRINGDALE, Ohio -- A Florida man police say wore an elaborate mask to   rob several banks and businesses in the Tri-State over the past month is   behind bars on a $3 million bond.

Conrad Zdzierak, 30, was   arraigned Thursday morning on six counts of aggravated robbery in   Hamilton County court.

Acting on a tip, officers from several   departments served a search warrant at the Extended Stay America Hotel   at 320 Glensprings Drive in Springdale Wednesday afternoon where they   arrested Zdzierak.

Officers discovered a red dye pack from a bank   had exploded inside a vehicle that belongs to Zdzierak.

Police   then tried to enter Zdzierak's room, but were encountered by a dog that   bit one of the officers, prompting one of them to fire their gun.

Once   inside, officers discovered evidence, including a Hollywood-style mask   linking Zdzierak to six robberies.

"The suspect seen in the   surveillance photographs and that we were looking for, we believed to be   an African American male. The suspect was actually a male, white, who   was wearing an elaborate disguise," said Lieutenant Michael Mathis with   the Springdale Police Department.

Springdale police says they   have never seen such an elaborate mask.

Police say Zdzierak   committed five of the robberies last Friday, April 9.

Investigators   say Zdzierak would hand a note to an employee indicating he had a gun   and demanded cash.

According to police, Zdzierak has been living   in the Springdale hotel for the last year.

The robberies   Zdzierak is charged with are:

- March 5 - Chaco Bank, 1143   Smiley, Forest Park, Ohio
- April 9 - Key Bank, 8457 Winton Road,   Springfield Township, Ohio
- April 9 - Fifth Third Bank, 10595   Springfield Pike, Woodlawn, Ohio
- April 9 - Key Bank, 11355   Princeton Pike, Springdale, Ohio
- April 9 - CVS Pharmacy, 11601   Springfield Pike, Springdale, Ohio
- April 9 - Franklin Savings, 1100   West Kemper Road, Forest Park, Ohio
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2cgj9lt.jpg)

I actually surprised that this hasn't been tried more often. You could rob once cities banks using a black mask, then switch to a different nationality for a different city a few weeks later and then a completely different nationality a few weeks after that. Nationwide Bank Robbing Spree and the cops have no idea who they are looking for. He probably should have spread out his jobs a little more, but this was a brilliant attempt.

*My plan involved a ski mask, silly putty and blue contacts so that I looked like a white person. I would have never done it of course, but everyone thinks about it at some point or another.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on April 19, 2010, 05:58:18 PM
he looks like KRS One
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on April 19, 2010, 09:28:13 PM
go into google type dental supply store

these dental supply stores sale a thing called algenate, if youve ever gotten braces that may be what they used to cast your teeth. Its also what special effects people use to cast about anything nowadaws. The expensive part is the latex, but silicone is cheap.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on April 20, 2010, 07:53:54 PM
Cookbook Recalled for Recipe Calling for "Ground Black People" (http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/apr/19/penguin-cook-book)

I guess they had to recall it because it asked for an ingredient you just can't buy anymore.

...And that joke set a new personal record for poor taste.  I'm very sorry.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on April 20, 2010, 08:00:27 PM
Cookbook Recalled for Recipe Calling for "Ground Black People" (http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/apr/19/penguin-cook-book)

I guess they had to recall it because it asked for an ingredient you just can't buy anymore.

...And that joke set a new personal record for poor taste.  I'm very sorry.

It took me a second to figure out what 'joke" you were talking about and then it hit me. That made me proud to NOT be a racist, thanks :)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on April 20, 2010, 08:04:33 PM
It took me a second to figure out what 'joke" you were talking about and then it hit me. That made me proud to NOT be a racist, thanks :)

I'm going to take that to mean my lame joke had a net positive effect.  Conscience cleared!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 30, 2010, 04:31:45 PM
Q: Whats probably illegal in most states*, absolutely disgusting, disturbing and oh so inappropriate?
A: These 3 news stories;

1) 72yr old Grandma is in love and having a baby with her Grandson (http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/)
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When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson, little did she realise she'd   soon be 'pregnant' with his child
 
  Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new   boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy   and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.
 
  But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her   young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help   them with their dreams of having a child.
 
  What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is   that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil   Bailey.
 
  Phil is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey, and the pair is   braving public horror and even prison by breaking one of the last taboos   – incest.

2) Woman passes STD's from horse to man and his dog..... possibly a pig too (http://www.altoonamirror.com/page/content.detail/id/529344.html?nav=742)
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CLYMER - An Indiana County woman has been charged with having sex with a   horse, state police at Indiana said Tuesday.
 
  Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other   animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state.
 

  The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two   officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said.
 
  One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential   informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal.   When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of   Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state.
 
  Because of Kerner's alleged sexual activities with other men and   animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell   terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents   state.
 
  Kerner is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual   materials and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of   sexual intercourse with an animal.
 
  The charges were filed before Magisterial District Judge George Thachik.   No preliminary hearing date has been set, according to online court   records.

3) AnEEL insertion prank doesn't go as planned... (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html)
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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
 
  Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the   59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
 
  The 50cm(19inch) long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed   man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
 
  Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

*Obviously states like Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama and parts of Virginia are not included.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on April 30, 2010, 08:10:55 PM
Wow, just wow. Those stories seem just as bad as the ones I sometimes read on sankakucomplex.com (site is very NSFW by the way).
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 30, 2010, 08:21:56 PM
the last one was also on there, but I didn't want to link to it because of the NSFW nature of it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 01, 2010, 04:06:39 AM
My faith in humanity is waning.:'(
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: D_Average on May 01, 2010, 11:44:49 PM
This story is just so heartwarming.  Can't go wrong with the ole bow n arrow!
http://cbs3.com/local/Trenton.Man.Arrested.2.1666866.html
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on May 02, 2010, 12:38:30 AM
Just one of the many reasons why I enjoy living in Trenton...
Title: The Month of May is WTF!!? Newz Month!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 02, 2010, 12:44:43 AM
We should make a little game out of this thread.

May shall be the start of WTF!!? News Month.

We shall see who can find and post the craziest, stupidest, weirdest and most WTF!? news stories that happen in the month of May 2010.

Then we can vote on who had the most f'd up news stories (of certain categories?) for the entire month.

The game starts a the story 2 post above this one. The bar has been set, who can set it the highest?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Peachylala on May 02, 2010, 11:22:36 PM
If we all go to FARK though, it wouldn't be much of a challenge.

But whatever, even prisoners need some R&R. (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1986002,00.html?hpt=T2)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on May 02, 2010, 11:36:00 PM
in court : "i would like the public aware that ive commited a crime in Norway far more severe than here in the U.S, and if possible they could extradite my sentence"

"but sir there is no record of you going to Norway"

"that is why it is such a devious crime"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on May 03, 2010, 11:03:09 PM
Man marries his dying cat (http://www.thelocal.de/society/20100503-26937.html)

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Postal worker Uwe Mitzscherlich   decided to marry his 15-year-old black and white cat Cecilia because she may not have long to   live, daily Bild reported on   Monday.
 
  “Cecilia has such a trusting nature,” Mitzscherlich told the paper.   “Between us there is an inner bond, a harmony of hearts – it’s unique.”
 
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on May 03, 2010, 11:19:29 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7093422.stm

this man had 100 problems including being married to a bitch.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 05, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
Someone's opening a dating web site just for Mac fans. (http://www.macworld.com/article/151061/2010/05/cupidtino.html?lsrc=rss_main)

I find this hilarious.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on May 05, 2010, 06:49:30 PM
If the commercials have taught me anything that's that Macs are more attractive and have better personalities than PCs.  Why would they need a dating site?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 07:05:44 PM
Because people that are too attractive and aware of it usually have some sort of superiority complex that makes their "better" personality come off as snobby and there fore no one wants to socialize with them.

Now they need a place where they can all be pretentious pricks to each other and not bug the rest of us.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Halbred on May 05, 2010, 07:12:31 PM
No, it's because dedicated Mac users are so few and far between that their home ranges don't often overlap.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on May 05, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
Russian President abducted by aliens! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8662822.stm)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on May 07, 2010, 11:20:29 PM
Lord Jesus Christ nailed at cross (http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html)walk

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NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police   Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at   Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.
 
  Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said   Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.
 
  Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for   treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was   treated at the hospital and then released.
 
  Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street   when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.
 
  Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino   said.
 
  Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and   confirmed it was his legal name.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2010, 04:37:54 AM
Not to sound old or anything but....

Back in my day, we used to drink beer and liquor to get drunk. (http://tv.gawker.com/5528131/butt+chugging-what-is-it-and-whos-doing-it)

NSFW
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on May 23, 2010, 06:14:58 PM
i dont have a Vagina, but vodka tampons sound like the worst idea ever.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on May 23, 2010, 06:53:39 PM
Think about it this way, according to the doctors on the linked page, it'll destroy the vagina, so chics dumb enough to do that won't reproduce.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on May 24, 2010, 10:54:33 PM
Think about it this way, according to the doctors on the linked page, it'll destroy the vagina, so chics dumb enough to do that won't reproduce.

but will sex with one of these dummies result in the male being unable to reproduce? cuz we sure do need a lot less morons having kids in this world..
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on May 25, 2010, 12:28:02 AM
No, but anyone who is banging one of those chicks is likely raping her. So, maybe you cans send him to jail?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
Oh Canada, Talk about adding insult to injury....

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/toronto-police-warn-of-feces-squirting-scam/article1584559/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/toronto-police-warn-of-feces-squirting-scam/article1584559/)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on May 28, 2010, 07:18:26 PM
Time to buy a taser...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on May 28, 2010, 09:28:45 PM
Time to buy a taser...

Now I know why Mop it up carries one all the time.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on May 28, 2010, 09:38:33 PM
I think she carries one for completely different reasons, and I wouldn't blame her for it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on May 28, 2010, 09:46:17 PM
I think she carries one for completely different reasons, and I wouldn't blame her for it.

Reason #1 - self defence

Reason #2 - threaten and abuse Maxi and I

Reason #3 - stop people from throwing fecal matter on her at the atm
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 28, 2010, 10:20:31 PM
Tasers won't clean that **** up.

Keepin' it real
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2010, 11:29:08 PM
Tasers won't clean that **** up.

Keepin' it real

True, but it could help them refill the container when they're running low.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on May 29, 2010, 01:24:23 AM
Tasers won't clean that **** up.

Keepin' it real

True, but it could help them refill the container when they're running low.

That's the spirit.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on June 02, 2010, 12:32:42 AM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/06/100601-sinkhole-in-guatemala-2010-world-science/

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? WTF!!!

Photos: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/06/photogalleries/100601-sinkhole-in-guatemala-2010-pictures-world/#guatemala-city-sinkhole_21110_600x450.jpg
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
WTF? os right! Jeeze that thing is deep! Is the GOOOOOOOOOOOLD down there?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 02, 2010, 01:03:31 AM
Divide by Zero
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 02, 2010, 01:04:43 AM
Nowhere is safe.  Talk to your local geologist or geotechnical engineeer today
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 01:21:03 AM
I wonder if you can buy insurance for that?

Insurance Companies don't insure land and only insure the building since if something usually happens the land is still there, but what happens when it isn't?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on June 02, 2010, 10:59:16 AM
The thing that appalls me is that it is too round for some random act of geological nature... *shakes fist* damn you Moleman.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on June 02, 2010, 02:23:08 PM
The thing that appalls me is that it is too round for some random act of geological nature... *shakes fist* damn you Moleman.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/347779h.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 06:37:48 PM
Hmmmmm.....

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant (http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant)
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An American  woman claims she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

Movie are just getting too real nowadays.....

But he must really wanna hold on to something if he believes that she got pregnant from watching a movie.... (she didn't say what she was doing while watching that movie... like sleeping with a black man).

but I also have to question how real this story is.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: vudu on June 02, 2010, 08:14:19 PM
No way is any man this stupid.

Quote
TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

I love this line.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on June 02, 2010, 10:53:57 PM
Man "accidentally" shot his nuts: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011994648_accident31m.html

Ouch.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
does that topic fall under gun control or birth control?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on June 03, 2010, 02:32:46 AM
does that topic fall under gun control or birth control?

It's a good argument for less gun control, when you think about it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 10:39:11 AM
does that topic fall under gun control or birth control?

Idiocracy Prevention Initiative
It's a little bit of both

Putting the guns into the hands of the right people who will control the births of more like them.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on June 03, 2010, 11:05:15 AM
I've ruined the career of many a young adult film actress from watching them in 3d.

OH ITS REAL ALRIGHT!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 03, 2010, 12:18:48 PM
Wipe off that 3D screen of yours.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on June 03, 2010, 02:50:31 PM
Can't, I fall asleep right after
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 03, 2010, 03:50:22 PM
Crusty
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 03:54:51 PM
Can't, I fall asleep right after

I've invented a product just for you.

TVshield wipers, for those times when you just wanna fall asleep right afterwards.
it's an As Seen On TV product
made specifically for the 3D porn viewing audience.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on June 03, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Can't, I fall asleep right after

I've invented a product just for you.

TVshield wipers, for those times when you just wanna fall asleep right afterwards.
it's an As Seen On TV product
made specifically for the 3D porn viewing audience.

Will it help prevent women like that army wife getting pregnant? Make sure it is made with latex and coated with spermicide or something.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 06:36:44 PM
That would be the Latex Screen Protector that does come with a spermicide version.

She's lucky that she only got pregnant


Latex Screen Protector does not protect against HIV, AIDS and certain other sexually transmitted diseases. Latex and Spermicide combination are only 99.9% effective against pregnancy.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on June 03, 2010, 06:40:31 PM
Maybe she was in that unlucky .01%

At least today you have technology to blame infidelity on. Back in the day this person would have blamed it on succubus, Greek gods or angels. Isn't progress great? Now those poor succubus won't get blamed for all of these illegitimate births.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 03, 2010, 06:48:20 PM
Maybe she was in that unlucky .01%

At least today you have technology to blame infidelity on. Back in the day this person would have blamed it on succubus, Greek gods or angels. Isn't progress great? Now those poor succubus won't get blamed for all of these illegitimate births.

Incubus.  Or are you confused on how all this works, too?  ;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: EasyCure on June 04, 2010, 12:00:31 AM
succubus on female action would be hot though
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 05, 2010, 07:56:50 PM
Breaking News: Kirby is now a Pokemon and a Cat (see: url) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1300633/Chris-Brown-desperately-seeks-attention-pink-cat-necklace.html)
Chris Brown spotted wearing A Pokemon Cat necklace that he just happened to name Kirby
(http://i34.tinypic.com/k1dx1g.jpg)
caption: Desperately seeking attention: Chris Brown wears a Pokemon  necklace as he leaves Barney's New York in Beverly Hills
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The attention-seeking R & B star seems desperate to attract publicity through any means possible.
Yesterday he stepped out wearing an oversized gold chain, on which hung a Pokemon medallion.

Brown had a wide smile on his face, perhaps laughing at the silliness of his accessory.
He teamed the cat necklace with a striped shirt as he shopped in Beverly Hills with a friend.

Cat's out of the bag people, Chris Brown is now beating Rihanna Nintendo the the reveal of new Pokemon. Now all that is left to be revealed is whether Kirby (who was last seen in SSB Brawl - a game focused on using your character to beat up other famous characters) will be featured in Black or White, but using Chris Brown as a clue.... I'm gonna guess Black
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 12, 2010, 09:36:42 PM
NEW SCHOOL GIMMICK: Pull Up Yo Pants Or Get "Urkeled"
http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-saggy-pants-students-urkelized,0,7504938.story
<Video @ the link>
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FAST FACTS:
Westside Middle School in Memphis discourages saggy pants with the help of '90s sitcom star "Steve Urkel"
If kids wear saggy pants, teachers "Urkelize" them by hiking up students' pants and fastening them with twist ties
The initiative has drastically cut the number of students who wear saggy pants or no belt

(Memphis, TN 12/06/2010) Steve Urkel, the lovable nerd in the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is the inspiration for smart dressing at Westside Middle School in Memphis.

At a time when kids parade through town and school with pants hanging well below their rear ends, Westside Principal Bobby White helped create a new gimmick to get them to pull up their pants.

"I'm old school with new ideas," White said.

The idea is called "The Urkel Initiative."

Students who wear their pants too low or don't wear a belt get "Urkelized."

It means a staff member hikes up students' pants and keeps them hiked up with twist ties.

When the initiative started weeks ago, 75-80 students a day were getting "Urkelized," now you'll see four or five.

Staff members get a trophy for "Urkelizing" the most students.

"What we wanted to do with our changing of the culture was to think of something that would stick with them, but not make it seem like they were being punished, and add a little humor all at the same time," White said.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 12, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
Epic win.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Caliban on December 13, 2010, 02:10:17 AM
hahaha that's awesome.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 27, 2011, 03:51:06 AM
Man's Ego Only Thing Not Inflated After Freak Accident With Air Hose
Air pressure brake hose pieced his buttocks, inflated him like a balloon.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-survives-inflated-balloon-buttocks/story?id=13693534 (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-survives-inflated-balloon-buttocks/story?id=13693534)
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A New Zealand truck driver has survived a freak accident with an air tank that inflated him like a balloon to twice his normal size and left him looking like the Michelin Man.

Steven McCormack, 48, ended up Saturday in the intensive care unit at a hospital in Whakatane, a town on the North Island's east coast.

As McCormack was standing on the rigging between his truck and trailer while working at Waiotahi Contractors, he slipped and fell onto a brass valve that was connecting the truck's brakes to the compressed air supply. The nozzle pierced his left buttock and air rushed into his body at 100 pounds per square inch.

"In a matter of minutes, my body blew to twice its size," McCormack told New Zealand's 3News.


His boss, Robbie Petersen, witnessed the accident and said, "He became more and more distressed and his whole body—his face, his eyes started to close—started to swell."

As the air pumped and he began to scream, co-workers struggled to pull him off of the nozzle. In a life-saving move, they managed to stop the air supply and put him on his side. It was an hour before paramedics arrived.


"I was blowing up like a football," recalled McCormack to 3News. "I had no choice but just to lie there, blowing up like a balloon."

When paramedics tried to insert a needle for a drip, the pressure from the air pushed the needle out. They were also unable to give him air through a tube in his nostrils.

Doctors say the air filled his abdomen and chest, as well as the space around his heart, lungs, and even behind his eyelids. The air separated his fat from his muscles and compressed his heart.

After being rushed to the hospital, a team of doctors put a hose through his ribs to get air to his lungs. Though doctors were able to get fluid out of him, the air had to come out the natural ways, resulting in an enormous case of flatulence. It took McCormack three days to go back to his normal size.


McCormack suffered no broken bones and no bruises, just a hole from where he was punctured. Leaving the hospital, he said, "I really feel like the Michelin Man."

(http://i56.tinypic.com/27xqkra.jpg)
not an actual pic of the incident, but I imagine it looked something like that.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 31, 2011, 01:02:32 PM
Man Gives new Meaning To "Car Lover"
He claims to have had sex with over 1000 cars and a Helicopter.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
[...]
"I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
[...]
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Just when I thought I've seen it all, they manage throw out another WTF moment to remind me that there is always gonna be something else.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on June 01, 2011, 10:55:32 PM
Russian who buried himself alive dies by mistake (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13623938)
A Russian man has died after persuading a friend to bury him alive for a night, hoping it would bring him "good luck"

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The victim dug a hole in a garden in the eastern city of Blagoveshchensk and climbed into an improvised coffin, with holes for air pipes, taking a mobile phone and a bottle of water with him. His friend covered the coffin with earth and then left, after the buried man phoned to say he was fine.

The next morning, he returned to find his friend dead, investigators said. The 35-year-old victim had believed that burying himself alive for a night would bring him luck the rest of his life.
"According to his friend, the man wanted to test his endurance and insistently asked his friend to help him spend the night buried," said Alexei Lubinsky, a senior aide to the region's chief investigator. "We know that the victim was a computer programmer and that he has a small child."
 Internet craze

The coffin was covered with soil to a depth of around 20cm (eight inches), Mr Lubinsky said. He speculated that heavy rainfall overnight could have blocked the air supply to the man trapped inside. The superstitious victim was probably influenced by reading stories about self-burial on the internet, investigators said.

In a bizarre trend, numerous Russian bloggers write of undergoing supervised self-burial. State newspaper Rossiiskaya Gazeta has even run a feature on the practice. The BBC's Steve Rosenberg, in Moscow, says it is not the first time this has happened in Russia.

Last summer a man in the north-western Vologda region persuaded his friend to bury him in the ground - to help him overcome his fear of death. He was found dead an hour and a half later, crushed by the weight of the earth

Irony and stupidity go hand in hand...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2011, 04:35:52 AM
there is plenty of that to go around.... stupidity that is.

Chinese Students Sells Kidney For A Laptop & An iPad2
http://life.globaltimes.cn/life/2011-06/661408.html
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A teenager in Huaishan, Anhui Province has sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad2 tablet computer, as reported by SZTV on June 1.

The 17-year-old man surnamed Zheng, a freshman in high school, got connected with a kidney-selling agent through the internet, who pledged to pay him 20,000 yuan ($3,084.45 ) for one of his kidneys.

On April 28 of this year, Zheng went to Chenzhou, Hunan Province to have his kidney removed under the supervision of three so-called middlemen, and received 22,000 yuan ($3,392.97). Then he returned home with a laptop and an iPhone.


Zheng's mother discovered her son's new electronic products and forced him to reveal how he came to afford them. Then she took Zheng to Chenzhou and reported the matter to local police. The three agents' telephones have not been answered since that time.

Chenzhou 198 Hospital, where Zheng had his surgery, has no qualifications for kidney transplantation, according to SZTV reporters.

The hospital has denied any connection with the kidney removal operation, and has said that its urology department is contracted to a businessman in Fujian.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2013, 09:35:53 PM
Tea Kettle Or Adolf Hitler? JCPenney Billboard Stirs Controversy
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/28/tea-kettle-or-adolf-hitler-jcpenney-billboard-stirs-controversy/ (http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/28/tea-kettle-or-adolf-hitler-jcpenney-billboard-stirs-controversy/)
(http://i.imgur.com/PCNSqt3.jpg)

The resemblance is uncanny.
(http://i.imgur.com/UjWxR5a.jpg)
can't just be a coincidence.

and JC Penny's responds to the accusations:

(http://i.imgur.com/8CPZQBT.png)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 28, 2013, 10:54:25 PM
How much does that kettle holocaust?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2013, 11:31:14 PM
How much does that kettle holocaust?

I don't know, heil have to check.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 30, 2013, 12:12:09 AM
This Man Has Had The SHITTIEST Day EVAR!!!!111
http://www.salon.com/2013/07/26/found_guilty_of_the_worst_bowel_movement_ever/ (http://www.salon.com/2013/07/26/found_guilty_of_the_worst_bowel_movement_ever/)

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    The 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals last week upheld a conviction against a Maine man who served a seven-day jail sentence for willfully damaging and creating a hazard and nuisance in the federal courthouse in Portland. Specifically, he pooped his pants and then left a mess in the bathroom after attempting to clean himself up.

    And what a mess. The poor maintenance worker who had to deal with it said that “seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces” while more was “smeared more than two feet up on the walls” and “on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl,” according to the opinion.

    The outrageously graphic 57-page court document, written by distinguished judges who sit one level below the U.S. Supreme Court, includes vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter. There are also photos of the bathroom where the crime took place, though mercifully after it had already been cleaned.

    So what went wrong? Ronald Strong, who said he was 50 at the time and had a heart condition that required medication that may have affected his bowel control, arrived at the courthouse on business for an unrelated civil case. As he was being screened by security, he informed the guard that he had to use the bathroom, and then that he was defecating in his pants. The guard escorted him to the restroom “with Strong intermittently trailing feces on the floor” which he later described as “liquid and there was pieces in it” that dripped down his leg “all the way to my ankles.”

    ]b\Once safe in the bathroom, he took his clothes off, cleaned up the best he could, throwing his boxers away because they were destroyed: “I mean, how could I carry them home?” he testified. “What was I going to put them in? I mean, it was covered in feces, there was — I mean, what was – I mean, I had my briefcase, I mean, what was I supposed to do with them? I threw them in the trash.”

    After washing up at the sink the best he could, he exited the bathroom, took care of his official business and left the building. It wasn’t until a law enforcement officer tried to use the restroom 15 minutes later that the disaster was discovered.

    When he was hauled back into court, Strong’s defense was two-fold — one, he didn’t mean to cause the mess, and two, there were no clearly visible signs warning that it was illegal to befoul the bathroom.

    The court rejected both, first noting that signs prohibiting damage, hazards and nuisance were posted clearly inside the building. As for intent, they held that he willfully made the mess, reasoning that it was so extensive that no mere accident could be that catastrophic.

OMG LAWL!!!  I wanted to bold the entire thing, but what would be the point, just read it. I did do selective bolding though.

(http://i.imgur.com/k3Mvy6p.png)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on August 05, 2013, 04:20:07 PM
probably nsfw

Is That Sanitary?! Justin Bieber Sticks Fan’s Phone Down His Pants, Then Gives It Back

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When celebrities talk about “giving back” to the fans, this probably isn’t what they mean!

Justin Bieber left one Newark, N.J., fan with a unique memory and a little DNA when he stuffed the fan’s phones down his pants, pretended to walk away and then tossed it back.

Justin was chatting with the crowd during a July 30 concert at the Prudential Center when fans started tossing items on stage.

PHOTOS: Bieber Gets Stopped By The LAPD

“I don’t need a bandana, honestly,” he sniffed at one gift, before tossing it back into the crowd. Then, he kicked another item off of the stage before one fan managed to get his attention by tossing a phone.

“She’s throwing a phone? Look at this!” Justin said. “I say ‘Don’t throw things on stage!’ and this is what they throw. They throw a phone on stage.”

He laughed, “I mean, I do need a new iPhone.”

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Then, grinning, he pulled out his belt and slid it below his waistline into his pants. Pretending to walk away, and smoothing his shirt down over his belt, he broke out into laughter before digging down into his crotch again to retrieve the phone.

Justin tossed the phone back into the crowd — noticeably, in the opposite direction from where he picked it up — and continued his rant, saying, “For real, though, don’t throw things on the stage.”

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwspbNWEy1rhjbs2o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on August 05, 2013, 04:29:19 PM
That's actually pretty funny.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on August 06, 2013, 01:29:13 AM
What a douche, he didn't even send it back to where it came from.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 08, 2013, 03:07:30 AM
http://gawker.com/this-mans-response-to-his-amazon-package-being-stolen-1053336923 (http://gawker.com/this-mans-response-to-his-amazon-package-being-stolen-1053336923)

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An Arizona man who had his Amazon package snatched from outside his door in broad daylight by an "Un-American" thief with a "shameful and super awkward running style" is refusing to take the slight sitting down.

So what if the box only contained a few K-cups and an ice cube tray.

Tim Lake told CBS5 he has a video camera outside his Phoenix home that sends him screenshots whenever someone approaches the residence.

When he first saw the robber, he figured it was just a new neighbor coming by to introduce herself, until he remembered he didn't live in Mayberry, and realized he was being robbed.

With the help of the screenshots and some identifying descriptors — "this is either a woman or Dog The Bounty Hunter has really let himself go" — Lake printed and posted a bunch of "Wanted" posters around his community to warn others.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I will look for you. I will find you, and I will convict you," Lake said, doing his best Liam Neeson in Taken.

(http://i.imgur.com/9GvP6tJ.jpg)

LOL.
I hope he finds her. she'll find out that Orange is the New Black ;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 08, 2013, 09:09:32 AM
This guy needs his own TV show. Now.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 10, 2013, 03:45:33 PM
Here's a 2 for one. Both out of Spain...

The Builders of This Spanish Skyscraper Forgot the Elevator
http://gizmodo.com/the-builders-of-this-spanish-skyscraper-forgot-the-elev-1065152844
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The Intempo skyscraper in Benidorm, Spain—standing proud in this image—was designed to be a striking symbol of hope and prosperity, to signal to the rest of the world that the city was escaping the financial crisis. Sadly, the builders forgot to include a working elevator.

In fairness, the entire construction process has been plagued with problems, reports Ecnonomia. Initially funded by a bank called Caixa Galicia, the finances were recently taken over by Sareb – Spain’s so-called "bad bank" – when the mortgage was massively written down.

In part, that was a function of the greed surrounding the project. Initially designed to be a mere 20 storeys tall, the developers got over-excited and pushed the height way up: now it boasts 47 storeys, and will include 269 homes.

But that push for more accommodation came at a cost. The original design obviously included specifications for an elevator big enough for a 20-storey building. In the process of scaling things up, however, nobody thought to redesign the elevator system—and, naturally, a 47-storey building requires more space for its lifts and motor equipment. Sadly, that space doesn't exist.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the architects working on the project have resigned, and it remains unclear exactly how the developers will solve the problem. Can we recommend the stairs?

oh, but Spain isn't done making you face palm just yet.

Spainard Engineer put decimal point in wrong place...
$2.334Billion Submarine is now too heavy to float

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2336953/Spains-1-75bn-submarine-programme-torpedoed-realising-near-complete-vessel-70-tonnes-heavy.html
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A £1.75billion Spanish submarine project has run aground after officials realised that the vessel is more than 70 tonnes too heavy - because an engineer put a decimal point in the wrong place.

A former Spanish official has described the mistake, which has led to fears that the submarine might not resurface if sent to sea, as 'fatal'.

The Isaac Peral, the first in a new class of diesel electric submarines, was almost complete when the problem was noticed.

Spain will now pay US Navy contractor Electric Boat £9million over three years to assess the issue and carry out the work required to correct it, according to the Spanish Defence Ministry.

Rafael Bardaji, former director of the Office of Strategic Assessment at Spain's Defense Ministry said that officials will review options suggested by Electric Boat.

Now lets see who can post the most appropriate face palming pic/gif
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 15, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Chinese Zoo Caught Lion to the Public...
http://mobile.theverge.com/2013/8/15/4623644/china-zoo-faces-uproar-after-african-lion-revealed-to-be-a-dog
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A zoo in China is facing an uproar of criticism this week, after it was revealed that its African lion is in fact a dog. The zoo, located in the People's Park of Luohe in the province of Henan, reportedly tried to disguise a Tibetan mastiff as a big cat, putting it on display in a cage marked "African lion", according to AFP. The Tibetan mastiff is a large, long-haired dog with a slightly lion-like mane, but the zoo's charade was exposed after visitors heard the animal bark.

According to the People's Daily, the zoo also tried to replace other exotic animals with even less congruous substitutes. The snake cage, for instance, contained two large rats and exactly zero snakes, while a leopard cage reportedly included fox-like creatures.

What will China not attempt to bootleg!?(http://smilepls.com/pictures/files/2012/12/trust_me_i_am_a_lion.jpg)
image above not from story, it actually looks more like a lion than the dog used at the zoo
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on August 15, 2013, 02:51:27 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzhxmzvDxB1qboiiho1_400.gif)

EDIT: guess you could say the dog was, -puts on shades- lion around 8)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Sarail on August 15, 2013, 07:51:51 PM
Why does that bloke look like Richard Hammond? Haha.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on August 17, 2013, 12:25:35 AM
Russian man accused of
stealing an entire road
By M. Alex Johnson, Staff Writer, NBC
News

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A Russian man faces up to two years in
prison for stealing an entire road, the
Russian Interior Ministry said this week.
The man, a 40-year-old resident of
Syktyvkar, the capital of Komi Republic in
the Northwestern Federal District, admitted
having stolen 82 reinforced concrete slabs
that make up the roughly 1-mile road linking
the village of Parcheg with the Vychegda
River, the Russian news agency RIA Novosti
reported Thursday.
Police uncovered the highway robbery when
they pulled over a convoy of three heavy
trucks carrying the slabs, which they said
had been removed with a manipulator, an
industrial machine that combines a bulldozer
and a forklift.
The Interior Ministry valued the slabs at
200,000 rubles, or about $6,095.
While it's unusual for an entire road to
vanish, Russia's recent history is filled with
thefts of other infrastructure, especially
bridges, which are valued for their metal.
Most recently, a bridge over the Nozma
River in the village of Frolovo, northeast of
Vologda, was stolen in June — with a trail of
tractor tracks leading to the culprit's home,
the Interior Ministry reported.
The man, who authorities said painstakingly
dismantled the bridge with a welding torch,
could also face up to two years in prison.

You take the high road i'll take the low road 8) :smug: 8)

(http://www.independentsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bridgeforsale.jpg)
Title: Black Cock is Beautiful, but Expensive!! (also the most requested...)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2013, 02:47:40 PM
A Beautiful Black Cock is Going to Cost you $2500.00 EACH!!!
(i imagine it comes paired with a hen too, for a total of $5k for the pair)

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The Indonesian Ayam Cemani is "my most requested bird, ever," says Paul Bradshaw of Florida's Greenfire Farms. Why is the chicken so special? It's partly aesthetic: The Ayam Cemani is black inside and out, from its feathers to its comb to its internal organs. "They're stunningly beautiful, like staring into a black hole," says Bradshaw. The bird is also incredibly rare: Bradshaw, the first US breeder, won't have chicks to sell until early 2014. He's pricing them to meet demand: $5,000 a pair.

It's Big!!
(http://i.imgur.com/sORYsE9.jpg)
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Come to the Dark Side.

The Indonesian chicken breed known as Ayam Cemani takes ‘dark’ into an entirely different realm. Their feathers are black. Their skin is black. Cut open an Ayam Cemani and you’ll find black muscle anchored to black bones. Even their organs are black. And what do you get for all this unrelenting blackness? One of the most beautiful chickens in the world. In Asia, Ayam Cemani are renowned as much for the mystical powers of their black meat as they are for their extraordinary ink-black feathers that shimmer with a metallic sheen of beetle green and purple.

It's Black!!
(http://i.imgur.com/Xpvh7uj.jpg)
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Greenfire Farms was able to locate and legally import pure specimens of this breed despite the current USDA export ban on importing live chickens from Indonesia. We have unrelated bloodlines of ayam cemani that should produce healthy and beautiful chicks for many generations. Ayam Cemani are friendly birds, and the hens lay about 60 cream-colored eggs their first year. A typical laying cycle lasts for about 20 to 30 eggs, then the hen will stop laying for three to six months. The eggs are unusually large in proportion to the size of the hen’s body.

And you now you can have a Big Black Cock of your own!!
(http://i.imgur.com/UMQdsEE.jpg)
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The birds pictured here are our breeding stock, and they were selected from many birds for their exceptionally black features. However, we cannot guarantee the distribution of black pigment in their offspring. We intend to release the Ayam Cemani in the spring of 2014. The juvenile birds are difficult to sex, and juvenile pairs will probably be 8-12 weeks old. If you would like to be on the waiting list, a $100 deposit will hold your place in line to receive a pair.

And you know what they say:

Once you go black...  will you be able to go back!?
(http://i.imgur.com/mBbEVga.jpg)

http://greenfirefarms.com/store/category/chickens/ayam-cemani/ (http://greenfirefarms.com/store/category/chickens/ayam-cemani/)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on August 17, 2013, 03:44:22 PM
They have absolutely no idea how to handle a big black cock. That last picture is easily the most unappealing cock ever presented of any color.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2013, 05:41:39 PM
Gives whole new meaning to Dark Meat though.
;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on August 17, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
www.instantrimshot.com (http://www.instantrimshot.com)
Title: Re: Black Cock is Beautiful, but Expensive!! (also the most requested...)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 18, 2013, 09:32:08 PM
For all you Large Black Cock Lovers out there, this one is for you:
[Re: Black Cock is Beautiful, but Expensive!! (also the most requested...) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=29635.msg806295#msg806295)]

The Japanese LOVE their Foot Long Black Sausages...

::cue the plane flying into the sunset.jpg:: (http://i.imgur.com/ryI56Mc.jpg)

http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/curious-eats-tokyos-legendary-black-hot-dog.html (http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/curious-eats-tokyos-legendary-black-hot-dog.html)
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apan is known for its selection of weird foods, and today we can add one more item to the ever-growing list. The Black Terra Hot-Dog is one of the most popular fast-food delicacies sold in the Akihabara district of Tokyo. It’s over 30 centimeters long and looks like it’s been cooked a few hours longer than necessary.

Black hamburgers have been around for about a year now, ever since Burger King launched its Premium Kuro Burger in Japan. It has black buns and dark ketchup, but the meat patty and vegetables retain their natural colors. But the people over at Vegas Premium Hot-Dogs, in Akihabara, Tokyo decided to one-up the giant fast-food chain by creating a food item that is entirely black as charcoal. Vegas was already famous for the size of its delicious hot-dogs, which span over 30 cm in length, but ever since they introduced the Black Terra Hot-Dog, in March, their popularity has grown even more. You would expect clients to be turned off by the rubber-like sausage, but apparently people who see this delicacy advertised on the billboards in front of the fast-food joint just can’t resist the urge to try it.

By now, you probably think the images have been manipulated in Photoshop, but I can assure you the Black Terra Dog is very real. So how is a food that looks like rubber safe for human consumption? Some people claim the buns and sausage are infused with squid ink for coloring, but according to a number of reports in the Japanese media, Vegas Premium Hot-Dogs actually uses edible bamboo charcoal powder, which is used as a food dye throughout Asia. I know it looks bad, but apparently it doesn’t alter the taste at all and it’s good for your health.

The Black Terra Hot-Dog costs ¥600 ($6) and is just one of the three delicious treats sold by Vegas Premium Hot-Dogs.

Who doesn't want to put their hands around a Meaty 12" Black Sausage!?
(http://i.imgur.com/iEukvqQ.jpg)

Slid between a warm Black Bun...
(http://i.imgur.com/qoI8Ja9.jpg)

Go ahead, put it in your mouth... you know you want to...taste it.
(http://i.imgur.com/tk9LM2D.jpg)

Mmmmm, bet you could do that over and over again.
(http://i.imgur.com/tFGfI3f.jpg)
(not so hard though, take your time)

It's ALL Black Baby. The BBD (Big Black Dog)
(http://i.imgur.com/WZ3K4b1.jpg)

Plenty of Dark meat to go around. tell a friend ;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 18, 2013, 09:37:59 PM
That's what fat goths eat.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on August 18, 2013, 09:41:13 PM
my friend was wondering, can u get one with just mayonnaise on top?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 20, 2013, 02:10:36 PM
Man with Beer Belly Gets Drunk Without Drinking
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1462216

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A teetotalling Texan whose family thought he was addicted to booze was in fact suffering from a rare disease where his stomach turns the food he eats into beer.

Too much brewer's yeast in the 61-year-old's gut meant that whenever he ate starch, it sparked a chemical reaction leading to fermentation.

The man — dubbed "the human brewery" — ended up getting totally tanked without even touching a drop of alcohol.

His condition was discovered only after he stumbled into a hospital, complaining of dizziness.

Doctors initially laughed when he, despite clocking in at more than five times the drunken driving limit, said he hadn't drunk a thing.

Tests later revealed his stomach effectively brews beer.

The news stunned his wife, who thought he was sneaking drinks into his day.
"He would get drunk out of the blue,"
said Barbara
Cordell, dean of nursing at Panola College in Texas.

"On a Sunday morning after being at church, or really, just any time. His wife was so dismayed about it that she even bought a Breathalyzer," she added.

The man is now on a low-carb diet and antifungal drugs in a bid to keep his alcohol levels down.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on September 20, 2013, 09:55:13 PM
"It's an ale! Nine kegs, eight bottles!"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on September 25, 2013, 10:25:23 PM
betabeat.com/2013/09/error-in-apple-maps-causes-motorists-to-drive-across-active-airport-runway/ (http://betabeat.com/2013/09/error-in-apple-maps-causes-motorists-to-drive-across-active-airport-runway/)

 Error In Apple Maps Causes Motorists to
Drive Across Active Airport Runway
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1373447/thumbs/n-AIRPLANE-RUNWAY-large570.jpg?6)
Just ignore that Boeing 737 in front of you,
Kathy.
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It’s been roughly a year since Apple released
its botched Maps app and it’s still ruining
lives. Most recently, drivers in Alaska were
(mis)directed to drive across an active
runway at Fairbanks International Airport
as the app mistakes it for a regular road.
The BBC reports that the airport had to close
the road that had been accidentally used by
three motorists since the flaw was
discovered on the app. A complaint filed by
the airport to Apple says the app directs
people to drive across the runway, rather
than a nearby taxiway.
An airport spokeswoman said that
barricades were installed to block the
entrance to the portion of the taxiway that
the app directs people to. The airport
reported the error to Apple and won’t
reopen the surrounding roads until it’s
corrected.
In two of the incidents, the airport called
the drivers “persistent” for relying on their
phone and not their instinct that perhaps
bypassing a motion-activated gate,
disregarding the warning signs and seeing a
Boeing 737 crawl past them to not might
indicate some faulty mapping.
“They needed to drive over a mile with all
this before reaching the runway. But the
drivers disregarded all that because they
were following the directions given on their
iPhones,” said assistant manager Angie
Spear to the BBC.
An Apple spokesperson didn’t comment. In
the mean time, drivers in Fairbanks might
want to use Google Maps as it didn’t contain
the error.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 02, 2013, 01:26:25 PM
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/terrifying-lake-turns-birds-into-statues/ (http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/terrifying-lake-turns-birds-into-statues/)

Gives new meaning to Living Statues

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Lake Natron is an insidious ​trap for the birds of northern Tanzania: The terrifying lake turns to stone all birds that are foolish enough to immerse themselves or unlucky enough to fall into its deceptive water.

Volcanic ash from the nearby Great Rift Valley contaminated Lake Natron with sodium carbonate and baking soda to the point that only extremophile fish like the alkaline tilapia can survive there, while other animals that take a dip will soon thereafter feel their bodies begin to calcify and harden until they look as if they've had a run-in with the White Witch or Medusa.

Even trickier is that the combination of chemicals in the water makes the lake extremely reflective, which often confuses birds into diving into it.

If there are this many statues above the water, it must be an aquatic garden of statues at the lake's creepy bottom.

The effects and dead scenery of Lake Natron are both fantastic and morbid, inspiring associations with certain Tim Burton movies and other Edward Gorey-esque imagery.

(http://i.imgur.com/x7wsv7L.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/5usl58J.jpg)

More pics at the link. Taxidermy 2.0 will soon be a thing.

I want to go dip some Eagles and giant vultures in there and then make them final pose ontop of pillars for my collection. It would be perfect for the long driveway up to my castle...

I would also LOVE to see the Discovery Channel tour of the bottom of this lake. There needs to be some HD video of this somewhere.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on October 02, 2013, 01:37:56 PM
Yeah I remember reading this. If I recall, that second picture is a dove. Yeah...a fucking dove.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 07, 2013, 05:34:49 PM
Coconut detained on suspicion of potential Voter Manipulation
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/06/coconut-detained-maldives-vote-rigging

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A coconut has been detained by Maldivian police on suspicion of vote-rigging in a key presidential election.

The coconut, described as "young", was found near a school that will be used as a polling station on Saturday on the remote Kaafu atoll, one of the hundreds of islands that comprise the Indian Ocean archipelago state.

Though the population of the Maldives is Sunni Muslim, continuing belief in magic is widespread in rural areas. Coconuts are often used in rituals and inscribed with spells.
[...]
The local Minivan news website reported that police "took the coconut into their possession" around 7.05am on Tuesday, after they received a complaint about the suspicious fruit near the school on the Guraidhoo Island, which lies 130 miles from the capital, Male, and has a population of around 2,000.

"The 4in coconut had a [Koranic verse] written in Arabic [on it] and was lying on the ground near the school, easy for the public to see. It seems like it was a joke, just a prank, so that people will become aware," Minivan quoted a source on Guraidhoo saying.

Minivan said its source had suggested the coconut "was a lesson for islanders not to practise black magic in an attempt to influence voting, and that the polling area would be closely monitored to prevent such activities from occurring".

Earlier this year, school authorities on Guraidhoo resisted using their buildings as a polling station, citing previous instances when problems had been caused by magic. Their fears were only partly allayed when the national election commission said it would accept responsibility "if anyone falls under a spell or comes down ill".
[...]
A magician summoned by police established that the coconut was innocent, local officials have said. No arrests have been made.

They should keep hitting this coconut with the hard questioning until they can crack this case wide open. Then milk that coconut for all it's worth until a proper arrest can be made.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on October 10, 2013, 09:48:28 PM
I think that those birds got *puts on shades* STONED
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 25, 2013, 05:37:06 PM
Texas Mother Punishes Son By Grabbing His Santa Sack...
It Rips, She Panicks and Tries To Glue It Back.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/enraged-mom-tears-son-scrotum-glue-fix-cops-article-1.1496290

but don't forget to read the "Related Article" too

Man this world is fucked up.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on October 26, 2013, 01:55:39 AM
What is wrong with you dude. That site just murdered my day.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 26, 2013, 02:45:57 AM
Man this world is fucked up.

That was the disclaimer.
My rhyming title may have been misleading, but the story is in the link text...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 26, 2013, 08:38:14 AM
Give that bitch the chair. **** that ****. God damn.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on November 03, 2013, 09:45:05 PM
New Dell Laptops Are Great Except For The Horrid Cat Urine Smell
Thursday, October 31 2013, 04:32 PM EDT
Story by Bree Fowler
Posted by Scott T. Smith

A noxious feline odor has some Dell customers caterwauling
(http://andrewhemphill.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/lolcats1.jpg)
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People who own Dell Latitude 6430u laptops are complaining that their pricey new computers are emitting a smell similar to cat urine. Some of them said on the company's online customer forums that the odor seems to be coming from the keyboard or palm rest.

The Round Rock, Texas, company originally advised buyers through its forums to try cleaning their keyboards with a soft cloth or compressed air, but the smell persisted.

"The machine is great, but it smells as if it was assembled near a tomcat's litter box," wrote a customer using the handle "three west" on a Dell forum back in June. "It is truly awful!"

On Wednesday, another customer writing under the handle "passflips" said he felt terrible for repeatedly scolding his cat Jerry, because he thought the elderly cat kept spraying the computer. The poster also said he wasted money on veterinarian bills in an attempt to determine whether his cat had a medical problem.

Dell said Thursday that its investigation revealed strange scent is related to a manufacturing process, which the company has since fixed. But if your portable PC isn't purrfect, Dell recommends contacting the company's technical support team to have your laptop's palm rest assembly replaced.

Company spokesman David Frink said the odor isn't related to a "biological contamination" and doesn't present a health hazard. He added that newly assembled laptops that are currently in stores aren't affected.

The laptops in question are ultrabooks designed for business use. The base model starts at $900 on Dell's website, but Dell charges close to $1,300 for higher-end versions that include Windows 8 and Intel Core i5 processors.

While laptop users may find the smell of cat urine offensive, "cat's pee" is a term sometimes used by wine lovers to describe a wine's aroma.

And while the smell coming from the Dell computers is apparently unintentional, more than one group of engineers is working on "Smell-o-Vision" TV to engage viewers' olfactory senses. In addition, a host of recent smartphone add-ons make scents, too, including the Scentee, a Japanese smartphone attachment that plugs into a phone's earphone jack and dispenses scented vapors through dedicated cartridges.
Title: Uranus is in Question - Planet to be Explored
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 05, 2013, 02:28:09 PM
Abducted by aliens Police for Anal Probing Escapade or the Public Option: Free Goverment Healthcare

The Traffic Stop Nightmare: Uranus is in question - Planet to be explored

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This 4 On Your Side investigation looks into the actions of police officers and doctors in Southern New Mexico.
 
 A review of medical records, police reports and a federal lawsuit show deputies with the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office, police officers with the City of Deming and medical professionals at the Gila Regional Medical Center made some questionable decisions.
 
 The incident began January 2, 2013 after David Eckert finished shopping at the Wal-Mart in Deming.  According to a federal lawsuit, Eckert didn't make a complete stop at a stop sign coming out of the parking lot and was immediately stopped by law enforcement.
 
 Eckert's attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks.  Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity.  While officers detained Eckert, they secured a search warrant from a judge that allowed for an anal cavity search
 
 The lawsuit claims that Deming Police tried taking Eckert to an emergency room in Deming, but a doctor there refused to perform the anal cavity search citing it was "unethical."
 But physicians at the Gila Regional Medical Center in Silver City agreed to perform the procedure and a few hours later, Eckert was admitted.
 
While there, Eckert was subjected to repeated and humiliating forced medical procedures.  A review of Eckert's medical records, which he released to KOB, and details in the lawsuit show the following happened:
 1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found
 2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
 3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found
 4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
 5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
 6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
 7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found
 8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.
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There are major concerns about the way the search warrant was carried out.  Kennedy argues that the search warrant was overly broad and lacked probable cause.  But beyond that, the warrant was only valid in Luna County, where Deming is located.  The Gila Regional Medical Center is in Grant County.  That means all of the medical procedures were performed illegally and the doctors who performed the procedures did so with no legal basis and no consent from the patient. 

In addition, even if the search warrant was executed in the correct New Mexico county, the warrant expired at 10 p.m.  Medical records show the prepping for the colonoscopy started at 1 a.m. the following day, three hours after the warrant expired.


"This is like something out of a science fiction film, anal probing by government officials and public employees," Kennedy said.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/4r6d6r.jpg)   
and apparently, he was also later billed for the procedure....
how much does it cost to get raped and humiliated by the police and the hospital staff?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on November 05, 2013, 04:22:03 PM
I really liked the part where "no narcotics were found". At this point I am trying to figure out how stupid these people are. It's a close choice between monumentally and astronomically. You can't make this **** up. ****, using stupid is an insult to legitimately stupid people. You might pass off a single illegal search as an "oh **** sorry", but 8 searches in increasing order of invasiveness over an extended number of hours? Were they all mad? Collective fetish? Alien control? The matrix inserting a homing device?

I bet if the second doctor said no, the cops would have driven this guy around until they found one to say yes.

Was the guy almost naked from the waist down? How do you tell a clench buttocks from and unclenched one without x-ray vision or looking right up the guy's ass. Maybe the guy has no ass like Hank Hill. Did the cop think he was so sort of Super Trooper?

Well he wouldn't have a shortage of people to probe(sue) back. Surely this person is going/getting to get some righteous justice because I couldn't possibly give up on America more than I could now. I mean, **** professionalism, where the humanity? Oh that's right, it's too busy getting probed.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 12, 2013, 01:08:33 PM
Behold the 2nd coming of Christ!!
No plans to change shape of Illinois church that looks like penis from the sky

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/plans-change-shape-church-penis-article-1.1513939 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/plans-change-shape-church-penis-article-1.1513939)
(http://i.imgur.com/Gn73ifD.jpg)
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Officials at Christian Science Dixon say the church was designed to preserve a tree, and hope the Internet chatter dies down. However, they did make light of the controversy on the church's Facebook page: 'Giant fig leaf coming soon.'

 An Illinois church that looks like a penis from the sky will stay that way.

Officials at Christian Science Dixon are standing firm about the new structure, saying the church was designed to preserve a tree.

 “We didn’t design it to be seen as what they’re seeing,” church officer Scott Shepherd told Sauk Valley Media. “And we didn’t design it to be seen from above.”

According to the Dixon church's Facebook page, the new structure was "intentionally designed around a beautiful oak tree." However, the shape of the church, as viewed on Google Earth, looks to many like a giant phallus.
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The social media ribbing has been relentless.

"Check out this 'God's eye view' of a church in Dixon, Ill. Yeah, that's right, I said Dixon," read one Twitter post

"A church in Dixon, Illinois looks like a penis from up here. Of course, the church motto is 'Rising Up,'" tweeted user almightygod, who has more than 50,000 followers.

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This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of "Rising Up."

That's because the Christian Science Society's building — in the appropriately-named town of Dixon — looks like a giant phallus from space.

From street-level, there appears to be nothing comical about the edifice.

But a God's eye view transforms the erection into a dead ringer for an enormous member.

Images of the swollen-headed sanctuary have since gone viral.

I'm sure the jokes will continue to just write themselves.

But it is quite comical the the "House of God" isn't intended to be viewed from above...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on November 12, 2013, 01:16:29 PM
Did they not look at the blueprints?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 12, 2013, 01:26:52 PM
You know it's a bullshit excuse because they have plenty of plot left to have made a regular shaped building without even being right next to that tree.

Someone was just being a dick and wanted to be able to stroke God's.... ego on a daily basis.
The Pastor just wanted to **** with his congregation by having them dress in white robes and cum come out on the front steps every morning.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on November 12, 2013, 02:00:08 PM
Well, it is the pastors job to help his members grow.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 12, 2013, 02:03:30 PM
LOL
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on November 12, 2013, 08:16:04 PM
Install giant fig leaf: problem solved
Title: BREAKING NEWS: BatKid Saves Gotham - Read All About It!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 15, 2013, 09:07:07 PM
Feel Good Story of the Month

(http://i.imgur.com/Km4qflg.png) (http://i.imgur.com/dzszCmo.png)
San Francisco becomes Gotham for the Day so that 5 year old BatKid can save us all!!!
*Make-a-Wish* Foundation making a wish come true.
http://www.mercurynews.com/nation-world/ci_24525045/san-francisco-transforms-into-gotham-make-5-year (http://www.mercurynews.com/nation-world/ci_24525045/san-francisco-transforms-into-gotham-make-5-year)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZIvphyCAAAPUn-.jpg)
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SAN FRANCISCO -- Trouble is brewing in Gotham City. The Riddler is on the loose. The Penguin is up to no good. A damsel is in distress.

But never fear. Batkid is coming to the rescue.

San Francisco will be transformed into Gotham on Friday as 5-year-old Miles, who has successfully battled leukemia, will get to save the day as the superhero Batkid. The event is the culmination of a youngster's fertile imagination, the efforts of the Make-A-Wish Foundation and the power of social media.

About 12,000 people have signed up to help make the boy's fantasy of being a caped crusader come true, thanks to the feel-good story going viral on the Internet. They will cheer on the pint-size champion as he foils elaborately staged, nefarious plots and captures evildoers throughout San Francisco, uh, Gotham.

......

Andrew Farago, curator of the Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco, reached out to cartoonists and DC Comics, asking for Batman-related memorabilia and original artwork for the boy.

The first to respond was Graham Nolan, who drew the Batman series for much of the 1990s and is co-creator of the Bane villain character. "And the next day, he completed this amazing drawing for Miles that has Batkid versus Bane," Farago said.

Nolan signed it: "For Miles, a real superhero!"

"We certainly all were children who had dreams of being a superhero and being larger than life," Farago added. "But I think this has touched people because most of us have never had to overcome the obstacles that this boy has."

Miles, oops, we mean Batkid, has a full day of adventures scheduled to frustrate the bad guys.

It will begin at 10 a.m. with Suhr issuing the call that Batkid is needed. Traveling by Batmobile, the masked boy will rescue the distressed damsel -- is there any other kind of damsel? -- from the Hyde Street cable-car tracks.

Then, Batkid will apprehend the Riddler in the act of robbing a bank vault. Then a flash mob will alert Batkid that the incorrigible Penguin has kidnapped Giants mascot Lou Seal. Our hero, who will rescue the mascot at AT&T Park. Then it's on to City Hall where Mayor Ed Lee will present Batkid with a key to San Francisco/Gotham and most of the volunteers will be present to cheer for Batkid.
Pics: The Penguin (http://i.imgur.com/X8ariVG.jpg)   &    The Riddler (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZIqUjGCQAAuJqI.jpg:large)

(http://i.imgur.com/yiPBe1z.gif)  (http://abload.de/img/batkid2kqi6z.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/DrKVWjJ.jpg)  (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZIxVu7CAAAGx4p.jpg:large)

UPDATE 1: HEADLINE NEWS
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZIrJIuCcAAi9iQ.jpg)
http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2013/11/15/chronicle-will-print-special-editions-for-batkid-flashmob/ (http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2013/11/15/chronicle-will-print-special-editions-for-batkid-flashmob/)

UPDATE 2: Baby Bane makes an appearance on Twitter
Quote
When Gotham is in ashes #SFBatKid, then you have my permission to nap..."
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZI7wfdCUAAn5Ya.jpg:large)

UPDATE 3: The Criminal Indictment
(https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1471339_10152069210968689_410905770_n.jpg)


UPDATE 4: Full Summary of the days events:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-make-a-wish-foundation (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-make-a-wish-foundation)
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZJW43gCYAENK61.png)


UPDATE 5: Obama Thanks Batkid
https://vine.co/v/htbdjZAPrAX (https://vine.co/v/htbdjZAPrAX)


UPDATE 6: CNN Covers the Story
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2013/11/15/dnt-simon-batkid-dream-gotham-city-rescue.cnn.html (http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2013/11/15/dnt-simon-batkid-dream-gotham-city-rescue.cnn.html)


UPDATE 7: Arrow fans cry as Arrow cancels show now that there is no more crime to fight...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=534920459926559&set=vb.146921975393078&type=2&theater (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=534920459926559&set=vb.146921975393078&type=2&theater)


(http://i.imgur.com/4sYx5ri.jpg)

there was a live feed of this going on earlier, but I didn't feel like making the thread then, but here it is now ;) [/quote]
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on November 15, 2013, 09:28:16 PM
Man with Beer Belly Gets Drunk Without Drinking
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1462216

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A teetotalling Texan whose family thought he was addicted to booze was in fact suffering from a rare disease where his stomach turns the food he eats into beer.

Too much brewer's yeast in the 61-year-old's gut meant that whenever he ate starch, it sparked a chemical reaction leading to fermentation.

The man — dubbed "the human brewery" — ended up getting totally tanked without even touching a drop of alcohol.

His condition was discovered only after he stumbled into a hospital, complaining of dizziness.

Doctors initially laughed when he, despite clocking in at more than five times the drunken driving limit, said he hadn't drunk a thing.

Tests later revealed his stomach effectively brews beer.

The news stunned his wife, who thought he was sneaking drinks into his day.
"He would get drunk out of the blue,"
said Barbara
Cordell, dean of nursing at Panola College in Texas.

"On a Sunday morning after being at church, or really, just any time. His wife was so dismayed about it that she even bought a Breathalyzer," she added.

The man is now on a low-carb diet and antifungal drugs in a bid to keep his alcohol levels down.


I guess he does his Kegles.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 17, 2013, 12:44:03 PM
Rich Revenge: A **** You to his Cheating Ex-Wife

Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside
http://gawker.com/rich-man-buys-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middl-1465406839

(http://i.imgur.com/L27322u.jpg)
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A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.

According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his daughter Tiffany.

He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.

As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.


"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."

Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.

"ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.

When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"
(http://i.imgur.com/wP2OfyN.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on November 17, 2013, 01:38:17 PM
Is it bad I find that really sad?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 17, 2013, 01:56:49 PM
But now she can always feel the warmth of his FURY!!!!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 22, 2013, 11:48:25 AM
this is pretty stupid, but kinda funny. I thought Stogi would get the biggest kick out of it

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/guy-casually-wearing-naked-white-women-scarves-nothing-see/
Black gut casually wears naked white women add scarves
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 11, 2013, 03:08:46 PM
The "But I'm Rich & Privileged" Defense still works.
the opposite of the usual "product of my environment" defense.

16yr Old Boy Kills 4 in DUI (.24 BAC = 3x legal limit) - Could face upto 20 years in Prison, but....
He claims that his parents raised him to to believe that living a Life of Privilege means you have NO Consequences.... Judge apparently agrees and lets him off with probation. Justice Served!? WTF?
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/12/10/teen-sentenced-to-probation-for-deadly-dwi-crash/ (http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/12/10/teen-sentenced-to-probation-for-deadly-dwi-crash/)
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/24186771/teen-gets-probation-for-killing-four-in-june-dwi-incident (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/24186771/teen-gets-probation-for-killing-four-in-june-dwi-incident)
http://gawker.com/teen-who-killed-four-people-got-off-on-probation-becaus-1480835092 (http://gawker.com/teen-who-killed-four-people-got-off-on-probation-becaus-1480835092)
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FORT WORTH (CBSDFW.COM) - A teenager who killed four people while driving drunk has been sentenced to probation.

Prosecutors were pushing for 16-year-old Ethan Couch to spend 20 years in prison.  However, State District Judge Jean Boyd sentenced Couch to a decade of probation.

There was no debate about who was behind the wheel last June, when Couch plowed into and killed four people.  Couch has admitted to being the driver, and court records show his blood alcohol level was .24 at the time of the crash, three times the legal limit for an adult.  Prosecutors also presented evidence that Couch and some friends stole beer from a Burleson Walmart on June 15, the night of the crash.  After consuming the alcohol, Couch and seven others got back into his pickup to go to another store.  During the trip, he hit four pedestrians, killing them.  Two teens riding in Couch’s pickup were thrown from the truck and severely injured.

Couch’s attorneys argued his parents were responsible for the teen’s actions that night because of the way he had been raised.  Defense attorneys put a psychologist on the stand who testified Couch was a product of wealth and got whatever he wanted.  The psychologist also testified the teen was allowed to drink at a very young age and began driving at 13 years old.  Defense attorneys argued Couch needed treatment, not jail and suggested a facility that costs almost half a million dollars a year.
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A 16-year-old boy who drunkenly killed four people got probation this week because the judge — with no apparent irony — agreed with the boy's defense that he was a victim of "affluenza," whose parents taught him wealth and privilege shield consequences. The teen had faced up to twenty years in prison.

Sixteen-year-old Ethan Couch admitted to four counts of manslaughter after he and seven other boys stole alcohol from Walmart, piled into his car and struck and killed four pedestrians while going 70 miles per hour in a 40 zone. One of his passengers remains in the hospital with severe brain damage, and nine other bystanders were also injured.

Couch's BAC was a .24 and he also had Valium in his system. According to reports, he was belligerent at the scene, at one point saying, "I'm outta here." Prosecutors were hoping to get up to 20 years.

Couch's defense was that he was a victim of his parents' wealth and privilege; in that he never had to face consequences, which an expert summarized prior to sentencing.

and it's not his first time being in trouble....
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He said Couch got whatever he wanted. As an example, Miller said Couch's parents gave no punishment after police ticketed the then-15-year-old when he was found in a parked pickup with a passed out, undressed 14-year-old girl.

Miller also pointed out that Couch was allowed to drive at 13. He said the teen was emotionally flat and needed years of therapy. At the time of the fatal wreck, Couch had a blood alcohol content of .24, said Tarrant County Sheriff Dee Anderson. It is illegal for a minor to drive with any amount of alcohol in his or her system.

So he was drunk, high on pills, speeding, had 2 people in the bed of his truck.
-That so far is a hefty fine and a loss of license till he is likely 18 or older depending on the state.

On top of that he stole liquor from a Walmart and no on in the car was 21 years old.
-So we have theft and minors in possession. definitely a hefty fine and some probation there. possibly some juvy time with the above offenses added on.

Then he struck 4 pedestrians, killing all 4, and ejected the 2 kids in the bed of the truck out, leaving one with severe brain trama and the other in a serious condition.
-That by itself is vehicular manslaughter, especially when under the influence. There is no way this kid should not have been locked in Juvenile hall till atleast 18 yrs of age and then maybe served 1+ year in prison and out no later than when he was 21.
On top of that he should have to pay restitution and take mandatory drug and alcohol abuse classes while being on an alcohol probation for the first 2 years out of prison (or of age to drink - depending on how much time was actually served).
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on December 13, 2013, 10:05:23 AM
James Bond is an 'impotent drunk' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738)

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Vodka martini, "shaken not stirred" - often said as part of a bad Sean Connery impersonation - is one of the most quotable lines from Bond.
Yet Her Majesty's top secret agent's love of the bottle would leave him impotent and at death's door.
Doctors analysing the Ian Fleming novels show James Bond polishes off the equivalent of one and a half bottles of wine every day.

They say he is not the man to trust to deactivate a nuclear bomb.
Doctors in Derby and Nottingham sat down to read the 14 Bond novels in their spare time.

With a notebook at hand they charted every day and every drink.
Excluding the 36 days Bond was in prison, hospital or rehab, the spy downed 1,150 units of alcohol in 88 days.

It works out at 92 units a week - about five vodka martinis a day and four times the recommended maximum intake for men in the UK.
The doctors' report in the festive edition of the British Medical Journal (http://www.bmj.com/cgi/doi/10.1136/bmj.f7255) concluded: "Although we appreciate the societal pressures to consume alcohol when working with international terrorists and high stakes gamblers, we would advise Bond to be referred for further assessment of his alcohol intake."

Patrick Davies, a consultant in paediatric intensive care at Nottingham University Hospitals, told the BBC: "You wouldn't want this person defusing a nuclear bomb.
"He's a very glamorous person, he gets all the girls and that's totally incompatible with the lifestyle of an alcoholic, which he is."

He said Bond would be classified in the "top whack" of problem drinkers and would be at high risk of liver damage, an early death and impotence.
"So he might be practising safe sex after all," said Dr Davies.

From Russia with vodka

He also had a "Drink and Let Drive" habit after consuming 39 units in Casino Royale then crashing in a high-speed car chase and needing two weeks in hospital.

On his biggest bender, Bond had 50 units in a single day during From Russia With Love and only 13 days in all the novels were free of the sauce.
Charting James Bond's drinking habits with age, he starts off drinking heavily in Casino Royale (1953) before seemingly starting to get his life in order as he heads towards Goldfinger (1959).

However, his intake starts to soar again and peaks at 132 units a week in You Only Live Twice (1964).
The researchers argue this may be a response to the death of his wife a year earlier in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

They say the study is light-hearted, and did not interfere with their day jobs, but raises an important message about alcohol.
Excessive alcohol consumption is thought to cause 2.5 million deaths every year around the world.

"The level of functioning as displayed in the books is inconsistent with the physical, mental, and indeed sexual functioning expected from someone drinking this much alcohol," the doctors said.
Title: Breaking Bad 2: Walter White Arrested for Meth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 18, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
Breaking Bad the Real Life Finale: Walter White Arrested for Meth
not just 1, but 2 Walter White's cooking/dealing Meth


http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/18/breaking-bad-real-walter-white-sentenced-for-meth/ (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/18/breaking-bad-real-walter-white-sentenced-for-meth/)
(http://i.imgur.com/VBYVqxF.jpg)
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Walter White isn’t just the protagonist from Breaking Bad: There’s a real guy in Montana with the same name, and like his more famous counterpart, he’s also in the meth business.

Walter Jack White was sentenced to 12 years in prison Monday on methamphetamine trafficking and firearms charges, the Billings Gazette reports. But unlike on AMC, the real White’s son is named Brandon, not Walter Jr.

After a shootout, authorities found 32 pounds of meth in White’s home. Authorities say he is part of a group of dealers responsible for bringing meth to Billings to distribute in the Bakken oil fields.


And our bonus Walter White 2
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/353148/Meet-the-REAL-Walter-White-who-cooked-crystal-meth-just-like-Breaking-Bad-character (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/353148/Meet-the-REAL-Walter-White-who-cooked-crystal-meth-just-like-Breaking-Bad-character)
](http://i.imgur.com/UuzVl09.jpg)
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These are the words of the real-life Walter White from Bessemer, Alabama.

In 2008, when the popular TV drama Breaking Bad broke on to screens around the world, Walter White was already a known name in the heart of the American south's drugs trade.

From 1988, the drug maker who shares the same name with the main character in the 10-time Emmy award winning TV show was cooking and selling metamphetamine across his own county.

In a video documentary with VICE online, White, 55, explained the ups and downs of his adventure into drugs.

Working with a partner, like Walter White in the show, he claims he made the purest meth around.

WATCH THE FULL DOCUMENTARY HERE (http://www.vice.com/en_uk/Fringes/the-real-walter-white)

(http://i.imgur.com/AhxLVOQ.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/AhxLVOQ.gif)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 29, 2013, 10:55:34 AM
I'm not even mad, that's amazing!

Oregon man on meth arrested after fighting off over a dozen cops, while masturbating in a bar.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html (http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html)

Oh, and the taser had no effect on him.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Dasmos on December 30, 2013, 02:53:24 AM
Nice use of brouhaha in that article.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 30, 2013, 10:24:17 AM
It almost makes you want to do meth.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Crimm on December 30, 2013, 11:10:06 PM
NOPE! NOPE!


NO ESPOUSING DRUG USE ON THE FORUMS
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 03, 2014, 11:47:13 AM
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/lion-reported-loose-near-masaryktown/2159469 (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/lion-reported-loose-near-masaryktown/2159469)

So apparently there is a lion on the loose in Tampa. Right now.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on January 03, 2014, 12:17:29 PM
The article says police are looking for a missing lion but the sanctuary says no lions are missing. Sooooo, false emergency?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 03, 2014, 12:20:08 PM
Hmmm. It's changed recently, the last update said they had found it but not captured it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on January 03, 2014, 11:34:44 PM
Darn, and I had the Florida jokes ready to fly.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on January 04, 2014, 12:39:29 AM
Darn, and I had the Florida jokes ready to fly.

Pffh. You don't need those. Florida is the joke.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 04, 2014, 02:10:53 AM
Florida: The Sunshine Worst State
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on January 04, 2014, 01:21:12 PM
Guess he/she was just... -puts on shades- lyin' around
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 04, 2014, 04:29:43 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on January 07, 2014, 10:13:25 PM
On tonights episode of home improvement an Austin man decided he wanted to do something to get his place "all fired up"
(http://media.kvue.com/images/2ApartmentFireNorth.jpg)http://www.kvue.com/home/Crews-on-scene-of-North-Austin-apartment-fire-238888321.html (http://www.kvue.com/home/Crews-on-scene-of-North-Austin-apartment-fire-238888321.html)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 07, 2014, 10:25:42 PM
On tonights episode of home improvement an Austin man decided he wanted to do something to get his place "all fired up"
(http://media.kvue.com/images/2ApartmentFireNorth.jpg)http://www.kvue.com/home/Crews-on-scene-of-North-Austin-apartment-fire-238888321.html (http://www.kvue.com/home/Crews-on-scene-of-North-Austin-apartment-fire-238888321.html)
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The Austin Fire Department says a townhome fire that broke out in North Austin was caused by a maintenance worker trying to unfreeze water faucets with a blow torch.

Well the guy next door was trying to blow his hot breath on his pipes but accidentally got his tongue stuck, so it's a good thing his neighbor was the idiot that almost burned the place down, because the Firefighters came over to check on all the other tenants and that's how they discovered him. Lucky guy.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on January 07, 2014, 11:04:33 PM
We know exactly what we are doing, what the place is on fire? that's your imagination
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 08, 2014, 06:25:46 PM
Ever been bullied to death!? This Oklahoma man has.... literally.
http://m.newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864 (http://m.newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864)

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McLoud police and Pottawatomie County deputies were called about 10:10 p.m. Dec. 21 to 4 Shadow Lake. Davis said he and St. Clair fought, and he thought St. Clair was dead, according to a probable cause affidavit.

When authorities questioned Davis, he said St. Clair asked him to come over for drinks. The men began arguing and Davis told officers that St. Clair “came at him,” and they began exchanging blows.

Davis told investigators that he hit St. Clair's head, causing him to lose consciousness.

Then, Davis said, he grabbed his stepfather's underwear and gave him an “atomic wedgie” by pulling the underwear over his stepfather's head.

“I'd never seen this before, but when we first looked at our victim seeing the waistband of his underwear was around his neck,” Pottawatomie County Sheriff Mike Booth said.

Death by Atomic Wedgie (underwear pulled up from the back and over your head). 1000 ways to die just came up with number 1001. Time for a new episode.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 15, 2014, 03:48:44 PM
The Cubs get a new Mascot, Comcast Sports Network air an X-Rated version for audiences to see... oops.
http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsnet-airs-our-version-of-cubs-mascot-with-1501633812
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on January 16, 2014, 10:25:56 AM
Mike Wilbon's reaction to the actual mascot was priceless.

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on January 19, 2014, 05:14:40 PM
Talking Parakeet Tells Cops Owner Is ‘Drunk'

There's a reason dogs are considered man's best friend -- they're obedient, protective and, unlike parakeets, won't rat you out.

Mexican motorist Guillermo Reyes learned this lesson the hard way last week when he was stopped at an alcohol checkpoint in Mexico City.

"He's drunk, he's drunk," a voice chirped from inside Reyes' vehicle, according to Spanish-language newspaper El Universal.

The voice, as it turned out, belonged to the man's pet parakeet.

The brainy bird apparently knew what he was talking about, as police say Reyes failed a subsequent breathalyzer test.

When animal control officers arrived on the scene, they discovered that the bird and his owner shared a very close bond. Concerned the animal might die if the two were separated, authorities decided to jail them together.

Man and bird were taken to the El Torito jail, where they were held together until the following day, the New York Daily News reported.

In all fairness to the man's mouthy feathered friend, police officers would have asked Reyes to take a breathalyzer test with or without any input from his bird. That's what Reyes likely hopes, anyway

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Now I'm calling fowl play on that one,
Maybe he was winging it
Now owl call this a hoot
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 19, 2014, 05:26:49 PM
That story is for the birds.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on January 19, 2014, 06:57:50 PM
Betcha the guy's wife/gf taught the bird that phrase. "There he goes again, he's drunk!" And the bird just picked it up over time as the wife/gf bitched about it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2014, 08:35:25 PM
OMG SET HER ON FIRE!!!!

http://ktla.com/2012/10/30/spider-lives-inside-womans-ear-canal-for-five-days/#axzz32NySnYL5
(http://i.imgur.com/yNbikVf.jpg)
HE"S LIVING IN HER EAR!!!! WTF!!!
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Doctors made a nightmarish discovery in the ear of a woman complaining of an itchy sensation.

To the surprise, and no doubt, horror of all, doctor found that a spider had crawled inside the woman’s ear canal and lived there for five days.

GET IT OUT!!! GET IT OUT!!!
::screwdriver in ear:::
#DEAD
Title: 2 Dead, 3 Injured in attempt to save new cell phone from Public Toilet
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 07, 2014, 08:51:42 PM
Sometimes you have to laugh hysterically, even when it's not funny at all.
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1521835/two-die-cesspit-after-woman-accidentally-drops-her-phone-while-going (http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1521835/two-die-cesspit-after-woman-accidentally-drops-her-phone-while-going)

Two people died and three were injured in attempt to rescue woman's cell phone
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Two people died and three were injured after wading into a cesspool's knee-deep filth in an attempt to retrieve a woman's mobile phone and rescue those who fainted.

The two fatalities were the woman's husband and mother-in-law, a local newspaper reported.

The tragedy unfolded after the young woman in Xinxiang city, Henan, accidentally dropped her brand new phone into a cesspit when she went to the open-pit toilet on Wednesday, according to local newspaper Dahe Daily.

Her husband jumped in to find the 2,000-yuan (HK$2,510) phone but he could not breathe and soon lost consciousness.

Then, the husband's mother jumped in to save him but she, too, soon lost consciousness. In panic, the young woman followed and suffered the same fate.

Seeing his family lying helpless in waste, her father-in-law called to neighbours for help.

When they arrived, the old man also entered the cesspit but could not get out while two neighbours who jumped inside fainted.

“The smell was too strong. I lost consciousness before I could see anything,” said a neighbour.

Other villagers found a rope and tied it on rescuers who, taking turns, pulled six people out of the pit.

The husband and mother-in-law died in hospital while the woman and a neighbour remained in the intensive care unit. The father-in-law was also injured.

The woman and her husband had a one-year-old son.

Villagers said the victims were in the pit – which was knee deep in waste –for no more than five minutes.

A hospital doctor said the victims suffocated.

Villagers said the dead victims had pulses after being pulled out but the ambulance did not arrive for more than an hour.

If you laughed, you are going to hell. But seriously, for a fucking cell phone....
I could have dropped my last set of car keys in there.... "I guess I better call a lock smith and then pony up a few hundred for some new keys, because I am not wading kneed deep in **** & piss at the bottom of a public septic toilet hole to find them.

p.s. HK $2510.00 = < US $325.00
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on June 07, 2014, 09:25:20 PM
Wait, the smell was so bad that they lost consciousness and drowned in **** and urine? That's a fucking shitty way to die.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Sarail on June 07, 2014, 10:54:22 PM
It's the pits.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 07, 2014, 11:25:36 PM
Kind of more "depressing and sad" than "funny."
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on June 09, 2014, 01:36:44 PM
Seriously, no cell phone is worth wading around in human **** for.  Even if you got it back, would it still work? Would you still want it?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2014, 02:07:19 PM
and after all that, they didn't even mention if she actually got her phone back.
Because if she didn't, then they all died for nothing. This is such a stupidly tragic story.

But it's undeniable that he loved his wife, and that his mom loved him and that she loved him back...
a lot of Crazy, Stupid, Love going on.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on June 09, 2014, 06:44:42 PM
I don't think I love anybody that much.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on June 09, 2014, 09:53:51 PM
Well that's one way to get rid of your mother in law
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on June 27, 2014, 04:13:02 PM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/27/michigan-gop-candidate-ignore-my-arrests-for-publicly-masturbating-in-other-peoples-cars/#.U63DBKc546Q.twitter (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/27/michigan-gop-candidate-ignore-my-arrests-for-publicly-masturbating-in-other-peoples-cars/#.U63DBKc546Q.twitter)

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A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 27, 2014, 05:04:12 PM
Yeah but who hasn't done that?


BTW you can put your hat in the ring for the "I'm moar liberal!" thread if you can find it, since you're using Raw Story (I think I have too)...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on June 27, 2014, 05:20:14 PM
So is Raw the liberal equivalent of the Blaze or something?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 27, 2014, 10:20:27 PM
No, nothing is the liberal equivalent of the Blaze (more like a counter to it). It has been getting rather petty lately though, and ironically it does have advertisements for the Blaze sometimes.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on June 27, 2014, 10:37:25 PM
Losing primary candidate filing official challenge on the grounds his opponent died 3.5 years ago and was replaced with a duplicate:
http://www.mediaite.com/online/gop-candidate-insists-opponent-is-dead-and-was-replaced-with-lookalike/

His opponent is a sitting US congressman.

And to get the obvious response out of the way:
(http://i.imgur.com/3ZAaHDH.gif)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on June 28, 2014, 05:06:27 PM
I want that to not be real so bad.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 01, 2014, 12:28:15 PM
Here is a Darwin Award contender for 2014

Death Metal Band decides to Metal until Death
http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/78249 (http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/78249)
(http://i.imgur.com/9WqVLgj.jpg)
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Death metal band Unfathomable Ruination are to play in an air-tight, soundproof cube until they run out of oxygen – repeating the feat three nights a week from July 3 until August 1.

"The performance's duration is limited to the length of time in which oxygen is expended. Outside the cube, viewers observe its strange vibrations, only viewing the band’s entrance and exit to the performance space."

So they can't breathe...
we can't hear them...
and no one can see them...

What could possibly go wrong?
What do they possibly gain from this assuming it doesn't go all wrong?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on July 03, 2014, 02:29:45 AM
That is metal as all ****.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 14, 2014, 03:26:53 PM
Person Buys Brand New $70k Tesla Model S, Person Then Crashes Car Before Driving Off Lot....
http://jalopnik.com/person-buys-tesla-person-immediately-crashes-tesla-1604504660

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Today's the big day. You're just bought a Tesla Model S. You've waited so long. Saved up all that money. You're going to be the hit of the board room. "So forward thinking, so progressive," they'll say about you. No one will notice your gray hairs now. Just ease it out of the lot. There we go.

BOOM.

(http://i.imgur.com/t2Wwngz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tnfdFR3.jpg)

That is so fucking hilarious. I would feel so stupid and embarrassed if I was that person.
I'm pretty sure I also would have had to be drunk of high on something at the time as well....

Maybe they will hand that person a different one, since technically it never left the lot.... HAHAHALOL yeah right. It might have still been under the Car Lot's insurance though. It was still on their property.

They are probably gonna start letting people get in their new cars on the street just off the property now.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 16, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega is suing Activision over his portrayal in Call of Duty.

http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/former-panama-dictator-noriega-suing-activision-over-call-of-duty-likeness/0135442
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on July 16, 2014, 10:19:35 AM
Ah, Noriega. The worst president since Tunney.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 06, 2014, 01:52:08 PM
A former Apple retail employee by the name of Sam Sung is auctioning business cards and uniforms with Apple branding and his name for charity.

http://www.macrumors.com/2014/08/06/apple-sam-sung-auction/
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 06, 2014, 01:55:50 PM
BnM please explain how to post links for this newb.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 10, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
Remember that time NASCAR driver Tony Stewart murdered a guy? Really? It was last night...

http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708

Includes video - the guy was an idiot for getting out of his car...but it looks like he clearly hits him intentionally.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on August 10, 2014, 02:05:56 PM
At the very least, that's vehicular manslaughter.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 10, 2014, 02:40:51 PM
Questioned by police and let go. That's insane. He revved the engine right when he was in front of the guy, while the caution lights and flags were out (and truck driving to the scene) and everyone had slowed down.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 10, 2014, 04:14:30 PM
But the guy kinda jumped out in front of him.... looked like accidental murder and dared suicide.

"Why did you make me crash!!!?"
-"If you don't get out my way.... I'll run you the **** over!!!"
"I fuckin' dare you..."
*THUD*
-"Oh ****....!!!"
"XP"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on August 10, 2014, 05:29:51 PM
He definitely did not jump in front. There are other videos making the rounds of the internet but I don't really want to post a video of someone dying on here.
Title: Man in Coma after friend dumps 1500L (396Gallons) of water on him..
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 28, 2014, 01:34:14 PM
Man in Coma after friend dumps 1500L (396Gallons/3300lbs) of water on him...
for his extreme ALS Ice Bucket Challenge....

(http://i.imgur.com/yrd4qB3.jpg)

http://www.publico.es/actualidad/540771/herido-grave-en-girona-al-hacer-el-reto-del-cubo-helado-con-un-hidroavion (http://www.publico.es/actualidad/540771/herido-grave-en-girona-al-hacer-el-reto-del-cubo-helado-con-un-hidroavion)
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A seaplane has seriously injured a Belgian citizen to download you above the water tank of 1500 liters when flying seven meters away from the runway,
[...]
The victim, 51 year-old resident of Empuriabrava, is admitted to the Hospital Josep Trueta of Girona in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) with multiple injuries and poor prognosis, according to Europa Press indicated to hospital sources.

This was google translated, but the gist was this guy wanted to "win" the ALS Ice Bucket challenge once and for all I assume, and had his friend get 396 gallons of sea water into his sea plane and dump it on him from 23 ft. above his head....

I can only assume that they didn't take into account the velocity the plane was travelling and the weight of all that water, and it knocked him over and knocked him out upon impact.

He supposedly almost died, but is currently in critical, but stable condition.
I'm not sure why people chase the Darwin Award so competitively, but he may be lucky enough to miss nomination this time, should he recover.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on August 28, 2014, 01:48:05 PM
Epic but dumb
Title: JLaw NUDE PICS NSIDE.... promise.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 31, 2014, 09:46:49 PM
News Summary: http://mashable.com/2014/08/31/celebrity-nude-photo-hack/ (http://mashable.com/2014/08/31/celebrity-nude-photo-hack/)
Hacker hacks iCloud and gets access to miilions (?) of private pics in the cloud.
Celebrity Nudes leaked to the internet, Leaker attempts to collect bitcoins on 4chan to release more pics, 4chan bans leaker, Leaker supposedly collected $20US in bitcoins anyway and starts leaking more photos (through 4chan and Reddit).
[link removed by mod - warning issued]
 
Biggest celeb leak is Jennifer Lawrence. JLaw is not happy, and neither are several other celebs on the list.... yes there is a lost posted of all the celebs who have pics in the leakers possession.

So someone on 4chan, in support of JLaw invasion of privacy has started #LeakforJLaw (https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%23leakforjlaw&src=typd) on twitter where people can "leak" their own nudes in support of JLaw....
http://www.thevine.com.au/life/4chan/4chan-attempts-to-support-jennifer-lawrence-with-leakforjlaw-campaign-20140901-285849/ (http://www.thevine.com.au/life/4chan/4chan-attempts-to-support-jennifer-lawrence-with-leakforjlaw-campaign-20140901-285849/)

and there are people doing exactly that...
I love the internet sometimes. spread the love, join the cause.



Leak your nudes or donate to cancer research.
Title: Re: JLaw NUDE PICS NSIDE.... promise.
Post by: Shaymin on August 31, 2014, 10:19:28 PM
[link removed by mod - warning issued]

/salutes
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on August 31, 2014, 10:24:49 PM

[link removed by mod - warning issued]


I don't know why you thought it was a good idea to post that.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 31, 2014, 10:43:42 PM
(http://wpmedia.o.canada.com/2013/11/tumblr_ll7fdooep31qiggm3o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on August 31, 2014, 11:00:06 PM
This is especially hilarious for me because my wife refers to a man's finishing move as "leaking", which takes this whole situation to a whole new level. No idea where she picked it up as she used the phrase before she met me.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on August 31, 2014, 11:30:32 PM
This is especially hilarious for me because my wife refers to a man's finishing move as "leaking", which takes this whole situation to a whole new level. No idea where she picked it up as she used the phrase before she met me.


For most men it tends to finish a bit stronger than leaking...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 01, 2014, 12:51:31 AM
This is especially hilarious for me because my wife refers to a man's finishing move as "leaking", which takes this whole situation to a whole new level. No idea where she picked it up as she used the phrase before she met me.


For most men it tends to finish a bit stronger than leaking...

(http://i.imgur.com/iF0k29E.gif)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2h399ua.jpg)


oh look... what's this list doing here....
http://i.imgur.com/y1bwamq.jpg
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Adrock on September 01, 2014, 04:21:07 AM
This is a horrible invasion of privacy. Still, iCloud getting hacked is a bigger deal than celebrity noodz. If you had any private data on there, yikes...

I have iCloud storage and backup set to off. If I remember correctly, photos were originally defaulted to back-up automatically but you had to manually delete photos from iCloud even if you deleted it from your phone which is probably why I turned it off (e.g. too lazy to organized yet another thing). Even if my iCloud backup was on and anyone was interested in rifling through my stuff, it'd just be hundreds of pictures of my cats. Still great, but nothing scandalous.

In any case, while this whole situation is a colossal failure by the human race, calling it "The Fappening" is still pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 01, 2014, 09:12:33 AM
This is probably a case of social engineering, not real hacking.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 01, 2014, 12:05:03 PM
Wow, I take it back. Apple had terrible "security" for Find My iPhone accounts. No protection against bruteforce attacks, that's incredibly stupid.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on September 01, 2014, 08:31:43 PM
Wow, I take it back. Apple had terrible "security" for Find My iPhone accounts. No protection against bruteforce attacks, that's incredibly stupid.

Here I thought security was all Apple had going for them.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 01, 2014, 09:25:40 PM
Apple has many things going for them besides security, and they also have a history of weird lapses in security in places.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 01, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
One of the things they will have going for them soon: lawsuits against them.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 01, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
They've had that going for them for a while now.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 01, 2014, 11:01:51 PM
#LeakforJLaw made the local news LOL

lots of people posting nudes. some legit.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 11:06:44 PM
Just be careful what you click on. My friend clicked on a random #LeakforJLaw post on twitter and she thinks it might have been CP.
Title: Total Recall Newz - Giving Men More of What They Want
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 22, 2014, 02:01:40 PM
In a bid become less attractive, woman adds more of what men want...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/22/woman-pays-20000-for-third-breast-to-make-herself-less-attractive-to-men-4877634/
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ad_146697382.jpg)

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Jasmine Tridevil wants to work on TV and in a bid to get there she has spent $20,000 on surgery to get an extra boob.

It was a bit of an uphill struggle for Jasmine, however, as she says she asked between 50 and 60 doctors but none of them wanted to do it because they would be breaking ethics codes.

It took two years to save up for the surgery but it has now been finished, topped off with a tattooed nipple.

She told Real Radio 104.1: My whole dream is to get this show on MTV.

 Her mother and sister are no longer talking to her (Picture: Facebook/Jasmine Tridevil)

‘I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.

She denies that she had the extra breast put on to get fame and fortune.

Jasmine added: ‘I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.’

However, her mum and sister will not speak to her and her father is ashamed of her.
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Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on September 22, 2014, 03:05:58 PM
Just in time for the JJ Abram's remake of Shatner's Star Trek 5 as the "Three Boobed Cat Woman".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXWrOQZSuRc
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on September 22, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
So dumb of an idea it didn't work.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Ceric on September 22, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
Didn't they already Remake Total Recall?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 23, 2014, 07:13:52 PM
Did it star Ahnold? if not, then nope. never happened. You are imagining things.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on September 24, 2014, 12:28:47 AM
You Won’t Get Through Airport Security With 58 Bricks Of Pot, 2 Guns And 350 Rounds Of Ammo, FYI (http://consumerist.com/2014/09/22/you-wont-get-through-airport-security-with-58-bricks-of-pot-2-guns-and-350-rounds-of-ammo-fyi/)
(http://consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/confiscatedpotses.jpg?w=680)

Damnit, now how am I supposed to spend my Thanksgiving weekend.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 24, 2014, 01:40:11 AM
The chick with three boobs was lying.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/tampa-woman-says-she-has-three-breasts-despite-evidence-to-the-contrary/2199074
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 24, 2014, 01:52:57 AM
That's the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism this world needs right now.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 24, 2014, 07:59:31 AM
Someone's winning the Edward R. Murrow award.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on September 24, 2014, 11:18:14 PM
You Won’t Get Through Airport Security With 58 Bricks Of Pot, 2 Guns And 350 Rounds Of Ammo, FYI (http://consumerist.com/2014/09/22/you-wont-get-through-airport-security-with-58-bricks-of-pot-2-guns-and-350-rounds-of-ammo-fyi/)
(http://consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/confiscatedpotses.jpg?w=680)

Damnit, now how am I supposed to spend my Thanksgiving weekend.

Seriously, everyone should check out the TSA Blog (http://blog.tsa.gov/). You won't believe the **** people think they can just carry on a fucking airplane.  One person had a knife that was shaped like a gun and came with bullets that were also knives.

Fun drinking game: see how many loaded firearms are found in your local airport each week, then remember that these people are all around you.

It's also got some good travel tips, in case you have any questions.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 06, 2014, 02:05:54 AM
Looking for a gift that keeps on giving? Can't decide on what to give your significant other for Xmas, Valentines, Birthday, or Anniversary?

Has she ever asked "can you go deeper?" and the only response you had was "but that's all I got... :("

Have you ever whipped it out for the first time, and she gave you that "awww, it's so cute" look.

Have you even had a drunk hookup, and she asked you to tell her when it was in, but it's been in for several minutes now...

Well, worry no more!!!
Now you too (or your S.O.) can be "black" below the waist.
#whitepeopleproblems

Lab-grown penises ready for testing on men
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/labgrown-penises-ready-for-testing-on-men/story-fnet0gt3-1227080894867

SCIENCE, **** YEAH!!!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on October 06, 2014, 10:40:13 PM
Shouldn't they be tested on women first?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 07, 2014, 01:05:07 AM
They are next. Phase 2 of the test trials.

Taste, texture, durability.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on December 06, 2014, 10:58:53 PM
holy crap the management for silk road 2 was a bunch of idiots. (http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/blake-benthall-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-day#more-2956)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on December 07, 2014, 03:32:47 PM
Almost retarded enough to argue diminished capacity. He was doing all the heavy lifting for the cops.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on December 09, 2014, 06:42:02 PM
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6295396?utm_hp_ref=politics (http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6295396?utm_hp_ref=politics)

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Detainees were subjected to "rectal feeding," a process by which food is pumped into the anus...

Oh my fucking God...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 09, 2014, 07:08:07 PM
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6295396?utm_hp_ref=politics (http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6295396?utm_hp_ref=politics)

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Detainees were subjected to "rectal feeding," a process by which food is pumped into the anus...

Oh my fucking God...


no taste, more filling...?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on December 09, 2014, 07:19:26 PM
As fucked up as this is, it is even more fucked up no one will go to jail for this and it is still happening. I always said Jack Bauer was a **** interrogator.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 22, 2014, 06:58:15 PM
New product in French news. and they should totally hire me to market this as I just came up with the perfect name for it.

I dub thee the "SCENTANAL ©*" (pronounced like sentinel)
http://www.quoidenews.fr/2014/05/05/invention-fini-les-pets-bruyants-et-malodorants-grace-a-ce-silencieux-pour-anus/ (http://www.quoidenews.fr/2014/05/05/invention-fini-les-pets-bruyants-et-malodorants-grace-a-ce-silencieux-pour-anus/)

(http://i.imgur.com/4fiWuWX.jpg)

Quote from: translated
Invention: no more noisy and smelly farts with this silencer anus

We grant you, the title has something to smile ... But its inventor, it is an invention that will revolutionize the world!

When we fired up the skin around the anus vibrate, which vibrates the air and therefore produces a sound. This sound can be more or less serious: the more anal muscles are tense, the more the anus vibrate faster and the sound is acute.

To put an end to all that, a Chinese from Wuhan has developed a small object that can make your farts silent and odorless.

How does it work?

Nothing more simple, just insert a plastic tube with a scented cotton in your back. When you fart, gas will be directly expelled from the tube, avoiding to vibrate the skin around your anus. scented cotton, he will allow to filter and mask the smell ...


*copyright pending.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stogi on December 23, 2014, 12:02:58 AM
This is a dupe tube. We made it to smoke weed nonchalantly. They just made it for your butt. Except now , there is no way to be incognito.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on January 31, 2015, 01:34:14 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/29/252C837A00000578-2931590-image-a-4_1422575963948.jpg)
A boy of 12 who terrorised a neighbourhood with his appalling behaviour bragged he was being hauled to court for ‘anty soshal behavuare’.

Justin Carley destroyed the lives of residents by abusing and threatening them in the street, hurling dog dirt, kicking his football against parked cars, and throwing stones at windows.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931590/Asbo-schoolboy-12-boasted-Facebook-court-anty-soshal-behavuare.html#ixzz3QNLBGShu (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931590/Asbo-schoolboy-12-boasted-Facebook-court-anty-soshal-behavuare.html#ixzz3QNLBGShu)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ObbyDent on January 31, 2015, 12:55:35 PM
He looks like that Mad kid

(http://wololo.net/downloads/images/thumbs/mad_tv_color_decal_sticker_3.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on January 31, 2015, 02:09:53 PM
http://www.republica.com/republica-insolita/2015/01/23/edible-anuses/

nsfw, might even be nsfNWR. sorry in advance.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 05, 2015, 12:33:44 PM
Today's Random WTF of the Day....

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2015/02/fan-has-nose-cut-off-face-tattooed-so-hell-look-like-red-skull/

for those that didn't read it in the link name. Some dude tattoos his face and eyes, gets under the skin implants and then cuts off part of his nose so that he looks more like the Red Skull. Well, he looks more like a demon from the 4th circle of hell, but close enough.
Pics are at the link.

p.s. This guy is married with at least 1 child as well.... that is going to be awkward and traumatizing for the kid, his friends, and all their parents.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on February 07, 2015, 02:35:34 PM
Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards

The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy

Can't believe how some of them ended up getting caught (read the whole thing).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/11397583/Mass-escape-from-Brazilian-prison-after-women-seduce-guards.html
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on February 09, 2015, 01:02:38 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxdppGD5T1r25ijk.gif)

MAN GOES TO JAIL FOR PULLING A BANANA ON POLICE (http://www.chitno.com/man-goes-to-jail-for-pulling-a-banana-on-police/)

Now that's what I call slipping up.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on February 11, 2015, 09:31:31 AM
Peter Molyneux is again found full of ****, no one surprised. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-02-11-the-god-who-peter-molyneux-forgot)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 11, 2015, 05:34:22 PM
Baby born pregnant with twins.... WTF!?
http://www.livescience.com/49766-baby-pregnant-twins.html (http://www.livescience.com/49766-baby-pregnant-twins.html)

Are condoms necessary when banging a pregnant chick!? Click the link to find out more ;)

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During surgery, which was done when the girl was about 3 weeks old, the surgeons discovered two fetuses between her liver and her kidney.

One fetus weighed 0.3 ounces (9.3 grams) and the other 0.5 ounces (14.2 grams) — corresponding to about 8 and 10 weeks' gestation, the case report said.

Each of the babies had an umbilical cord that linked to a placenta-like mass in the girl's belly.

The baby girl was obviously too young to have conceived the fetuses herself.

no. not if your concern is impregnating the already pregnant. can't be done. This baby actually absorbed it's other twins and they just didn't completely fade away. But this **** is still weird.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Phil on February 11, 2015, 06:29:00 PM
Peter Molyneux is again found full of ****, no one surprised. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-02-11-the-god-who-peter-molyneux-forgot)


There are few developers in the industry that I would call "hacks" since making games is challenging, but Molyneux is definitely one of them. Total smug, arrogant, lying piece of ****.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on February 15, 2015, 09:02:05 PM
Weiner crashes into pole

http://abc27.com/2015/02/15/wienermobile-loses-control-smacks-into-pole-in-enola/
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 15, 2015, 09:49:18 PM
Man dressed as Green Lantern for his wake....
http://www.primerahora.com/noticias/increible/nota/velanahombrevestidodesuperheroe-1065797/ (http://www.primerahora.com/noticias/increible/nota/velanahombrevestidodesuperheroe-1065797/)

(http://i.imgur.com/uqdZ7B3.jpg)

and not by his own request.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 17, 2015, 02:32:58 PM
This may or may not actually be "IN" the news, but it's funny, and the "Lets talk politics" thread was closed, so I'll just post it here.

A NC Senator is the only one to show up on a Snow Day..... he decided it was a good day to pass some legislation.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jeff-Jackson-NC-Senate-District-37/245711905631405
https://twitter.com/JeffJacksonNC

he is passing everything in a 1-0 vote. and having a ball doing it. just read his FB and twitter.

Quote
Due to inclement weather, I appear to be the only non-security person in the General Assembly this morning.

I feel like I should hurry up and pass Medicaid expansion.

Anything else while I've got the place to myself?
Quote
Just came back from the Senate chamber. All votes were unanimous.

Medicaid = expanded. Teachers = paid. Film = jobs. What's next?

This is going to be like "Night at the Museum" except at the end we'll have a stronger middle class.
Quote
Independent redistricting ✔
Invest heavily in wind and solar ✔
Support early childhood education ✔
Broad-based economic development ✔

North Carolina is quickly becoming a national model for progress.
Quote
Went ahead and got rid of puppy mills. Not sure why that took so long...
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Remember that time we eliminated the highly successful NC Teaching Fellows program? Guess what.
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Am now receiving lots of calls from actual lobbyists. Even the false appearance of power gets their attention.
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Hey Charlotte - it's your airport.
Feels good to bring that controversy to an end.
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Just had a big debate over whether to cut our university system even more. In a 1-0 vote, we decided that would be a terrible idea.
Quote
Our criminal justice system is a repository for the mentally ill and chemically addicted. Just expanded mental health care to tackle these problems on the front-end.
Quote
I just defeated a filibuster because I needed a drink of water. That removes any remaining opposition to expanding child care subsidies for low-income, working parents.

would love to see what happens when the rest of the senators come back to work after the storm.
I'm pretty sure none of that gets to stick. Too bad he didn't carpool a few of his fellow senators in to get a majority vote that might stick though.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Shaymin on February 17, 2015, 09:03:17 PM
It's a good thing quorum rules exist, and I'll leave it at that.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on March 30, 2015, 02:23:36 PM
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/news/20150330/fecal-transplant-treats-serious-recurrent-intestinal-infection

I posted about this awhile back but I can't find it. The study initially appears to have been successful.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on August 12, 2015, 12:21:29 AM
FLEAS with giant . . . : http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/595686/Calais-migrant-giant-penis-flea
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 12, 2015, 10:29:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NlH2Ioz.jpg)

"That's a FLENIS!!"
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on January 24, 2017, 01:02:20 AM
70-year-old admits robbing bank, says jail is better than staying with his wife

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article128289384.html
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on February 16, 2017, 09:40:42 PM
Florida Man Charged With Trying to Blow Up Target Stores to Tank Company’s Stock (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-charged-trying-blow-target-stores-tank-company-s-n722071)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on February 17, 2017, 12:54:21 AM
Florida Man has one busy life. Just once I would like to make the news, but he and his extended family seem to be in the news daily.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on April 06, 2017, 09:21:07 PM
No joke, every time something bad happens I secretly hope it's an article from Florida and get disappointed when it's not.

Here's an interesting story: Girl found living with monkeys in India forest. Some weird inconsistencies in this story. Will have to keep an eye on this one for updates.

http://www.oneindia.com/india/real-life-mowgli-girl-found-living-with-monkeys-in-up-forest-2395948.html
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on April 21, 2017, 05:47:29 AM

So this is what the end of the world looks like; not with a bang but stupidity.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on April 21, 2017, 11:52:42 AM
That...makes me sad. It really isn't that hard to go to a farmers market. And it is also UN-healthy to exclusively drink the juice of fruits and veggies. You loose out on a lot of key vitamins, minerals, and other nutrients when you only drink the "juice" of produce. What ARE you getting? All of the plant's sugar, and too much sugar -even from fruits- is too much sugar. You should really eat whole fruits and veggies. It is also one of the best ways to get fiber.


/steps off of high-horse
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: lolmonade on April 21, 2017, 03:16:02 PM
I just got done reading an article about the Juicero.


What they basically wanted to do is replicate the success of something like the Keurig with a pricey piece of equipment and single serve containers you can only buy from the manufacturer at a high cost.  The only issue with that is


1) Coffee/mixes have a much longer shelf life than fruit or fruit pulp
2) Coffee has the inherent problem of effort into making coffee for 1 in a pot vs the being able to pop a cup into a keurig, hit the button, and go, whereas freshly squeezed organic juice isn't as hot a commodity as everyone's favorite caffeine vehicle.


Granted, maybe the investors of the company know this is a niche product for well-to-do people who don't value their money.  Or maybe the investors will be the ones juiced in the end.

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 21, 2017, 08:07:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE)

So this is what the end of the world looks like; not with a bang but stupidity.

I'm quoting this just so i can view the links. nothing shows up when embedded. (I https this site now)

edit: Wow. seeing how the machine itself isn't even needed to use the pouch... LOL.
belly-up in under a year?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on April 22, 2017, 01:47:17 AM
So, they sell you unfiltered juice in a pack, and a machine that connects to your wi-fi for no reason to squeeze out the juice bits?

I was reading something the other day about malware and the internet of things. http://goingconcern.com/mirai-botnet-auditors-internet-of-things/ (http://goingconcern.com/mirai-botnet-auditors-internet-of-things/)  That site is a news blog for public accountants, but the article is a good summary and links to other articles.

I bring that up to say you're basically inviting a worthless machine into your home that can **** your ****.

Also, and I can't stress this enough, you can just buy juice.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on April 27, 2017, 05:03:24 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/

ya'll some nasty, nasty hoes out there. FR.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 29, 2017, 06:21:32 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/762/617/649.gif)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on April 29, 2017, 06:24:03 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/)

ya'll some nasty, nasty hoes out there. FR.
How is this like anything new? Kids huffing **** in water is more of a story.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 29, 2017, 06:28:04 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/)

ya'll some nasty, nasty hoes out there. FR.
How is this like anything new? Kids huffing **** in water is more of a story.

huffing **** in water? I don't know what that is, but I thought he most disturbing trend was when kids were drinking liquor, and popping pills through their butts. It was like rated "R" Southpark episode come to life.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on April 29, 2017, 06:34:02 PM
It is called Jenkem and it was fake as hell. The news outlets took it seriously and declared it a national emergency.

It is why there is a South Park episode where Kenny gets high from huffing cat anal sprays.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 29, 2017, 07:09:49 PM
I don't think I've watched SP since s13... but yeah... that also sounds like such a South Park thing to do. LOL
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on April 29, 2017, 11:01:56 PM
That episode is particularly great for parodying Heavy Metal.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on June 17, 2017, 10:16:29 PM
70-year-old admits robbing bank, says jail is better than staying with his wife

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article128289384.html

Update: Wish NOT granted:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentenced-to-home-confinement_/533694447
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on June 23, 2017, 09:44:14 PM
http://www.wtae.com/article/beaver-county-family-came-to-pick-up-dogs-ashes-handed-his-frozen-body/10209757

Pupsicles!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 06, 2017, 01:53:30 AM
70-year-old admits robbing bank, says jail is better than staying with his wife

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article128289384.html

Update: Wish NOT granted:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentenced-to-home-confinement_/533694447

This is way too damn funny. This judge got a sense of humor.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on July 07, 2017, 01:08:15 PM
Maine governor suggests he makes up stories to mislead 'stupid' media (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-maine-governor-lepage-media-20170706-story.html)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on July 11, 2017, 08:51:09 PM
FOR THE FORUM
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on July 24, 2017, 07:45:35 PM
What is this: Ace Attorney? (http://wgntv.com/2017/07/23/michigan-woman-convicted-of-murder-that-was-witnessed-by-parrot/)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on July 27, 2017, 01:59:28 AM
That parrot know what she did to his bro. Parrot is fam, parrot is life.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2017, 01:48:45 PM
Wlidlife Reserve Gatorland promises that gators won't get out and reclaim Florida...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gator-park-preps-for-hurricane-irma_us_59b43351e4b0b5e531068aad
(http://i.imgur.com/CF2J7rX.jpg)

someone needs to check that those are just regular gators.... one gator is about to shoot a plasma beam out of it's mouth, and all of their eyes are glowing too.

someone should caption that photo.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ShyGuy on September 10, 2017, 10:16:07 PM
jeez, they look like they have murder on their minds. Looks at this one. He's thinking "ehehehehe, going to eat a camera man..."

(https://i.imgur.com/KEQfx06.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on September 11, 2017, 04:28:41 PM
"From the creative minds behind the Sharknado Trilogy. . ."
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 09, 2017, 06:35:59 PM
(https://i.redd.it/8uaeb33p8nqz.jpg)

For the curious
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/island-resort-offers-guests-copious-11297526.amp

$5k per guest (30 guest for this event), 4 days 3 nights, 2 girls at a time (only 60 girls at event), buy your own airfare. Everything else, including ride to and from airport, is included.

#onlythepurest ;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on October 11, 2017, 03:33:38 PM
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-pinellas-park-man-googled-how-to-rob-a-bank-then-robbed-a-bank/2340560 (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-pinellas-park-man-googled-how-to-rob-a-bank-then-robbed-a-bank/2340560)

The ever-resourceful Florida Man is at it again!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on October 11, 2017, 04:55:50 PM
Well, he was able to rob the bank after searching about it. Is there anything Google can't do?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on November 22, 2017, 01:44:37 PM
http://www.absolute-knowledge.com/flat-earth-research-man-going-space-prove-earth-flat/amp/ (http://www.absolute-knowledge.com/flat-earth-research-man-going-space-prove-earth-flat/amp/)

“There will be no test of the rocket, because it’s going to happen on the launch date: Saturday, November 25. You can watch the event here.”
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on February 12, 2018, 11:05:37 PM
I giggled.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-met-pfchangs-chicago-inc-20180212-story.html
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 23, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
(Details omitted for reasons)
(https://ramblingsofacinephile.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/stringer-criminalfuckingconspiracy.gif?w=500)

(https://i.imgur.com/hGZ1Q99.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/dxHW72G.jpg)

Key Words: Stupid Watergate
(https://i.imgur.com/1pCYmf7.jpg)

You can't make this **** up... Almost posted this in RandomLOL's thread, but its actual real news, happening right now.

LMAO
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2018, 06:08:10 AM
"I Knew I Could Beat It" Says man attempting to break Longest Masturbation World Record
https://melmagazine.com/the-man-trying-to-break-the-world-record-for-the-longest-time-spent-masturbating-a061601cd8d2 (https://melmagazine.com/the-man-trying-to-break-the-world-record-for-the-longest-time-spent-masturbating-a061601cd8d2)

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on May 01, 2018, 10:21:15 PM
I feel like he pulled an Armstrong.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on May 05, 2018, 09:49:00 PM
(Details omitted for reasons)
(https://ramblingsofacinephile.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/stringer-criminalfuckingconspiracy.gif?w=500)

(https://i.imgur.com/hGZ1Q99.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/dxHW72G.jpg)

Key Words: Stupid Watergate
(https://i.imgur.com/1pCYmf7.jpg)

You can't make this **** up... Almost posted this in RandomLOL's thread, but its actual real news, happening right now.

LMAO

Update on this story: It just keeps getting worse.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on May 11, 2018, 07:12:25 PM
It's really weird when you see your surname plastered around...
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: segagamersteph on May 12, 2018, 11:35:26 PM
I got my first story ever published in a daily newspaper. Um, no link to share but it was exciting.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on July 03, 2018, 02:04:48 PM
The annal (https://www.yahoo.com/news/massive-object-devastated-uranus-long-time-ago-never-125106349.html)s of time have not always been kind to everyone's favorite planet.  :(
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 27, 2018, 03:44:20 AM
FLASH CARDS!!!
fucking flash cards. ::infinite face palms::

Flash cards with fucking pictures and bolded words, because normal discussions was too complex....

"We broke down these complex economic problems into flash cards meant for a kindergarten class, told [him] we dumbed them down just for him... and the meeting went pretty well."

"We knew this wasn’t an academic seminar,” the official said. “It had to be very simple.”

“If you want to be stupid,” he said, “I can be stupid, as well.”

DISGRACEFUL. someone pull the plug, let this flatline already.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on July 27, 2018, 04:28:09 AM
No name, but I would put money down on who that would be.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 27, 2018, 12:37:09 PM
This outburst has been brought to you by:
Flaming Hot Cheetos

Win what you see:
https://www.cheetoswinwhatyousee.com

I know what I saw, and now we have what we got, but did anyone really win?

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 07, 2018, 02:10:26 AM
Who would have thought this would happen, but a certain Hollywood Star has been vandalized so many time (sad) that The Hollywood City Council has voted Unanimously to have that certain Star removed from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (such a shame)

(https://i.imgur.com/CEYR6Gm.png)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on August 07, 2018, 06:37:05 PM
I'm not a fan of the guy, but seems wrong to remove anyone from the Walk of Fame. Maybe remove it until some time in the future?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: broodwars on August 07, 2018, 06:40:30 PM
I'm not a fan of the guy, but seems wrong to remove anyone from the Walk of Fame. Maybe remove it until some time in the future?

Yeah, I get the economical perspective that if they keep replacing it, jerks are just going to keep destroying it right now and that gets really expensive. Maybe relocate a new one to the Smithsonian or the Trump Presidential Library.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on August 08, 2018, 12:12:30 AM
The Star isn't really some sort of recognition that most think it is, you pay to get a star, it's not something offered for free. Donald being who he is probably thinks it's not worth the ego boost since he has to pay for it. He is famous for ripping people off for chump change, destroying any number of lives to do it. He thinks he deserves to get everything for free. He has even failed to pay his lawyers in the past.

People have been removed because they stopped paying. I wouldn't give a ****.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on August 08, 2018, 01:56:28 PM
Did not know that about the stars. Thanks for informing us, Oohhboy. Really does change the frame of reference.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 21, 2018, 02:37:58 PM
Rocket City Trash Panda's - N. Alabama renames their team in reference to GotG
https://whnt.com/2018/09/05/rocket-city-trash-pandas-chosen-as-new-madison-baseball-teams-name/

(https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/41097915_10155860158041045_3195789649175904256_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=05e47ade5c12f835b12b2369fd46f19d&oe=5C3250DE)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 21, 2018, 02:48:09 PM
The dude actually says it's unrelated, but it's still awesome either way.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 23, 2018, 10:44:59 AM
I would say it was unrelated too... gotta avoid even the possibility of "copyright infringement". ;)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on October 30, 2018, 05:51:51 PM
Just look up the name Jacob Wohl. It's a hoot.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 30, 2018, 11:39:45 PM
Lol I was just reading about that. Don't you mean Matthew Cohen?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on January 19, 2019, 09:33:55 PM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/porn-viewership-rises-in-washington-dc-during-government-shutdown (https://www.thedailybeast.com/porn-viewership-rises-in-washington-dc-during-government-shutdown)

Porn Viewership Rises in Washington D.C. During Government Shutdown
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 02, 2019, 03:44:55 PM
OMG. from yesterdays National News Scandal in the making. LMAO
And may I remind you all that it was the 1st day of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. LMAO. what a way to start. smfh

(you can obviously google his name and get the full context if you like)
This
(https://i.imgur.com/blJGnn2.png)

is just so unbelievably funny to me to watch unfold in real time.
Which one is worse than the other....? does it really matter if was in the face paint or under the hood.... it's essentially the same difference.
But once you see his college "call--sign" (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490679891528908810/541037343403147274/DyWsmAaXcAAz88v.png), you realize it really is all the same (and that he was probably the one in the face paint). OMG I'm dying right now from laughing so hard.

it really reminds me of the absurd shock of this classic from back in the day. LOL
(https://www.theloop.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/news-reporter-rapist-search.jpg)

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on February 02, 2019, 04:07:14 PM
What a way to unite the nation but to dig up the vicious zombie of race relations and unleash it. Right on schedule.

Mars is looking really good right now. No history of people there. I hope the Zombie is never shipped to Mars.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 02, 2019, 04:39:53 PM
the update to the story above, he just held a press conference where he states that YES he wore blackface, but not in that picture... it was on some other day(s).... he also wouldn't address how he got his nickname/call-sign.

Basically "Yes I've done that before, but that's not me in that picture."

(https://i.imgur.com/3ORndmr.png)

I think the writing is on the wall for this one.

edit: Sorry, this just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

so to Summarize:
- Gov. of Virginia has a photo surface from Med School of him in either Black Face or KKK Robe and Hood
- He issues apology that twice references the photo being of him and being inappropriate and regrettable
- Another photo from his Military School surfaces that shows he has the nickname of "Coonman"
- Many people of political influence speak out to call for his resignation
- He has a private backroom meeting to discuss: He can't remember if he was Blackface or KKK in pic... smh
- He sets up a press conference for today supposedly to resign
- He then gets the bright idea to deny that it's him in the picture, and frantically calls around to old friends from 35 years ago to jog his memory of who was who in the picture
- Holds press conference, and doesn't resign, but admits to dressing up in Blackface a different day as a famous singer....(and he can't remember who....) his wife reminds him it was Michael Jackson (MJ in 1984 (https://i.imgur.com/tzYTofU.jpg))

-**Press ask him if he still knows how to MOON WALK... he looks around as if to measure the space needed. His wife interrupts and puts him back on topic preventing the sure to be hilarious attempt at Moon Walking that was about to happen.

(https://i.imgur.com/rc0tQe0.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/mDcmupg.png)

I'm sorry, this is just too fucking much. LMAO.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 02, 2019, 05:56:53 PM
Lmao I watched that press conference. Here are the main issues.

1. You say "that's not me in the picture first, before you ever say "I'm a different person today."
2. Assuming step 1 did not work, you DO NOT follow up with "I did blackface, but it was for a dance contest, that's not me in this picture, because that's racist."
3. Resign.

But also, step 1 should be resign.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 02, 2019, 07:03:03 PM
Yes, you failed in the initial response by accepting responsibility and being ashamed.
Only acceptable and respectable course of action.... resign.

to then follow up with a denial of the pic, by admittance of the act, only not in that pic, is also another fail in response.
Only acceptable "now that you've lost all respect" course of action.... resign.

I wonder what will happen on Monday.
my guess is... resign.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 02, 2019, 07:07:46 PM
I gotta follow up that story with this one, because it is got damn ridiculous...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/02/san-francisco-jail-fight-club-sheriff-deputies-charges-dropped

this the only excerpt I have time to include at the moment....
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The San Francisco district attorney’s office on Friday dropped all charges against three San Francisco sheriff’s deputies accused of forcing inmates to fight for their entertainment.
[..]
But prosecutors claim they were forced to dismiss the charges this week because the same sheriff’s department that employed the accused mishandled the investigation and destroyed evidence, including by smashing a lead investigator’s laptop with a hammer because it had gotten a virus.

W.T.F. LOL
there has to be a follow-up to this dismissal with some sort of action taken against the chain of evidence and the officers involved in this obvious cover-up.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 02, 2019, 08:40:01 PM
Lmao nice.
Back to the governor...the best part was when he asked his wife if he should do the moonwalk. He should have busted out some shoe polish and just did it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 18, 2019, 12:32:04 AM
smfh Natural selection at it's finest.

Are you a meth head, and need a quick fix to get high? WV uses Wasp Spray to get their buzz.....
https://nypost.com/2019/07/17/wasp-spray-used-as-meth-alternative-in-west-virginia-cops/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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“From what we’re being told, if you use it, you know, you might use it one or twice and be fine, but the third time when your body hits that allergic reaction, it can kill you,” Sgt. Charles Sutphin told WCHS.

“It’s a cheap fix, and you don’t know what their overall result of their usage of this is going to be,” Sutphin added.

Physical effects of using the wasp spray include erratic behavior and extreme swelling and redness of the hands and feet.

“Drugs are so bad around here. It’s so available to people, and then all the time trying things new that we wouldn’t even think about,” resident Diana Ferguson said.

“We have great grand babies, and to think what they’re going to grow up in, and what’s going to be available to them, and what people are going to get them to try… It’s really scary,” she added.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD: Big PENIS WARNING
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2019, 02:47:04 PM
The FDA warns against taking Big PENIS (more immediate concern for men taking it, than women accepting it)
https://gizmodo.com/fda-big-penis-comes-with-a-hidden-surprise-1836461558

Butchered Ice Cube Quote: something like "Big PENIS in your Mouth can be Bad for your Health" and I guess the FDA agrees.

warning: the following excerpt is heavily edited to fit a narrative, but the dangers are still real. read the actual story for all the details.
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“The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to [..] use Big Penis, a [..] sexual enhancement,” the agency wrote in a statement.

Big Penis (a.k.a Big Penis USA) [..] according to packaging. The FDA operates several International Mail <sp?> Facilities around the country, monitoring incoming packages for illegal, unapproved, and counterfeit[..]s, found Big Penis at one of the facilities [..] that the FDA regulates.

But the big problem for Big Penis is that [it] doesn’t declare [..] that’s a violation of FDA regulations.

Accidentally [..] hoping for Big Penis’ eponymous effects, can be dangerous. [..] can interact with [..] people with high blood pressure and diabetes, and can dangerously lower blood pressure. And there are other negative effects of taking too much [..]: One man’s vision turned permanently red-tinted[..].

This isn’t Big Penis’ first run-in with authorities, either. Last year, the Australian government’s Therapeutic Goods Administration also [known as] The TGA teamed up with the Australian Border Force to stop [it] from entering Australia, according to a release.

You have been warned fellas. Take Big PENIS with precaution. according to "the box (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_xJnVUXYAETZty.jpg)" one once every 3 days. Avoid Big PENIS if you have diabetes or high/low blood pressure.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ShyGuy on July 21, 2019, 10:48:21 AM
Did they name it that just for the puns?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2019, 01:21:56 PM
Direct Marketing approach?

Translation "error"?

for the LOL's?

who knows.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 07, 2019, 09:43:12 PM
Arizona Problems not to be solved with Florida Solutions.....

Phoenix Man shoots self in Face while trying to quiet down upstairs neighbors.....
https://www.newsweek.com/man-shoots-self-quieting-neighbors-1463688
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After attempting to quiet down his upstairs neighbors, a frustrated man pulled a handgun and fired multiple shots into his ceiling. The final one wound up in his face instead.

On Sunday night, police responded to a call from an apartment building on Baseline Road and 36th Street in Phoenix, according to KXNV. When they got there, they found a man with a gunshot injury to his face.

After interviewing witnesses, police determined that the man had been upset by his upstairs neighbors making too much noise around midnight. He attempted to confront them directly, to no effect.

Phoenix police sergeant Vince Lewis told KTAR that the man "had banged on the (neighbors') door, yelling at them, trying to make contact during this argument." He then headed back downstairs and allegedly retrieved a handgun from his apartment.

Police say that he then pointed the gun upwards towards his ceiling and discharged several shots, the last of which somehow wound up striking him in the face. No other people were injured in the incident.

Dumbass. lucky no one upstairs was hurt, even luckier he didn't blind or even kill himself on accident.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on October 07, 2019, 09:59:06 PM
Probably shot himself from the recoil moving the gun barrel from the roof to his face in between shots.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BeautifulShy on October 07, 2019, 10:07:28 PM
That is in South Phoenix. Not the best area. I can't believe someone would do that sort of thing.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on October 07, 2019, 11:15:53 PM
Sounds like a pretty safe apartment building though.
Title: TUPAC SHAKUR ARRESTED IN TENNESSEE
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 21, 2019, 12:00:14 PM
TUPAC SHAKUR ARRESTED IN TENNESSEE FOR METH.....

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(CNN) Police in Tennessee arrested a man named Tupac A. Shakur, 40, after they say he pulled a knife on them and was found with methamphetamine.

Officers with the Johnson City Police Department, about 25 minutes from Bristol, received calls Friday about Shakur who had active warrants for his arrest from another department, according to a news release from Johnson police.

When officers arrived at the scene, they saw a car with Shakur inside. Officers attempted to arrest Shakur, but he pulled away and reached for his waistband, the release said.
Shakur then turned toward officers with a knife before officers took him down. Officers found a syringe and baggies of meth on Shakur, the release said.

Shakur was charged with aggravated assault, simple meth possession and having unlawful drug paraphernalia. He is being held at the Washington County Detention Center on a $18,000 bond. He is set to be arraigned Monday, the release said.

It was not clear Sunday whether Shakur has legal representation.

Shakur shares the same name, even the same middle initial, as the late rapper Tupac Shakur who was killed in September 1996 at age 25.

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/191020213036-tupac-shakur-tennessee-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg)

no wonder we couldn't find him... he looks so, um... different.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on October 21, 2019, 12:48:20 PM
Another person afflicted with Micheal Jackson disease
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 21, 2019, 12:56:58 PM
Things will never be the same
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on October 21, 2019, 11:51:12 PM
And that's just the way it is.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 04, 2019, 09:54:36 PM
So... Popeye's brought back spicy Chicken Sandwich on Saturday....

and today:
(https://i.imgur.com/pWnMUNv.png)

It's just a fucking chicken sandwich people.....
one that I apparently need to go stand in line for before they take it away again, but this time for other people being so damn dumb and selfish

I mean, how good could this chicken sandwich be!?
<check this space for update, should I ever actually try this sandwich>
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on November 06, 2019, 11:10:46 PM
That guy was probably gonna get stabbed anyway.  I don't think we should blame the sandwich.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 29, 2019, 06:49:49 PM
This is hilarious.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/29/johnny-depp-producing-michael-jackson-musical-as-told-by-his-glove

Johnny Depp producing musical about Michael Jackson's life, from the perspective of his sequin glove (that was a musical alien that fed on virgin boy blood)

https://www.fortheloveofaglove.com/the-show/

WTF. 😂🤣
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 09, 2019, 08:57:00 PM
Well, maybe this will strike a cord with some NWR residents.

Wal-Mart apologized and then pulled these lovely Xmas Sweaters from the shelf today....

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/09/business/walmart-apology-santa-sweater/index.html

(https://i.imgur.com/NajgQdn.jpg)

I think it's funny... totally inappropriate for a Family store, but still funny.
Title: Trade War Escalates!! U.S. Removes Wakanda as a US Trade Partner!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 19, 2019, 10:10:07 AM
yes, seriously. This is a sad day in US History, that we no longer choose to participate in free trade of "Live Assets" with the great nation of Wakanda.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/18/wakanda-usda-trade-agriculture-black-panther
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US officials remove Black Panther's Wakanda from list of trading partners

Trade talks between Captain America and Black Panther didn’t quite pan out, it seems. Wakanda, the fictional home of the Marvel superhero, is no longer listed as a free trade partner of the US.

Until Wednesday, the made-up east African country was listed on the drop-down menu for the agriculture department’s foreign agricultural service’s tariff tracker along with Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and Peru. The department (USDA) said the comic book country was added to its systems while it conducted testing.
[...]
Amongst the commodities listed under Wakanda were “live asses”, “mules and hinnies” and several other farm animals. Potatoes and chestnuts were also reportedly listed.

Wakanda’s most famous agricultural commodity, those heart-shaped purple flowers that appear to give Black Panther his god-like powers, do not appear to have been listed.

No Herbs and no Vibranuim mentioned in trade talks.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: that Baby guy on December 19, 2019, 11:59:16 AM
They had the best rhinoceroses.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 04, 2020, 10:50:57 AM
Venezuelan Navy ship is by sunk by Cruise Ship in failed attempt to bring them to bay. LOL

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/navy-ships/a32021287/venezuela-cruiser-cruise-ship-collide/

Summary: Cruise ship is in international waters on route to wherever, and they stop to fix an engine, Venezuelan Navy approaches them in international waters. Tries to get them to follow them into Venezuelan waters and dock.

Cruise ship decided to check with the "masters that be', so they didn't immediately comply.
Venezuelan Navy gets impatient during attempt to claim cruise ship and fires warning shots and then begins to RAM the cruise ship.

Short story even shorter..... Cruise ship is build to withstand chunks of ice in the sea, and the Navy Ship sunk itself trying to disable the cruise ship. LMAO
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: RABicle on April 05, 2020, 02:56:50 AM
I think the fact that Cruise ships are huge and naval patrol boats are smol helped it survive the "ramming". The story even describes the cruise ship as being 6 times the size in water displacement.
Also. What is a Cruise ship with no passengers, flying the Portugese flag but registered in Germany even doing jsut outside Venezuelan waters?
https://www.portandterminal.com/hit-run-cruise-ship-update-venezuelan-navy-fired-shots-at-cruise-ship/
Love the picture of the damage here too.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on April 05, 2020, 06:11:15 PM
This sounds like a good opening scene for a Matt Damon globe-trotting action thriller.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on April 06, 2020, 12:43:39 AM
I think the fact that Cruise ships are huge and naval patrol boats are smol helped it survive the "ramming". The story even describes the cruise ship as being 6 times the size in water displacement.

It also helps that it's an ice breaker ship with reinforced harden steel hulls. They picked the wrong boat to mess with.

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https://www.portandterminal.com/hit-run-cruise-ship-update-venezuelan-navy-fired-shots-at-cruise-ship/
But what about the warning shots? Why would the Venezuelan Navy want to force the Resolute off-course and into an anchorage at a port in their territorial waters?

One scenario is the standard Venezuelan President Maduro, tin-pot dictator, conspiracy stuff. Take it with a grain of salt.

“The cruise ship “RCGS Resolute” is not a cruise ship. It is a military pirate ship that attacked the Navy patrol boat. It has 160 paramilitaries on board (possibly more) and, denounces the CEOFANB, equipped with inflatable boats to mobilize commandos and execute night raids”

Yes, true socialist naval ships have never been constructed yet. Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled. Why would the great nation of Venezuela with its tremendous (sole) wealth of oil possibly resort to highseas piracy in these times of record low oil prices and local hyper inflation? The poor sailors in the naval ship had no way of dodging the agile cruise ship aggressor. :laugh;

There's a video of the ramming here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8189463/Moment-Venezuelan-warship-RAMS-German-liner-Caribbean-sinks.html
And their photo "evidence" of the "impeding raid":
https://www.forbes.com/sites/hisutton/2020/04/05/venezuelan-navy-retweets-questionable-evidence-in-resolute-case/#40290cd7a2de
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: RABicle on April 09, 2020, 09:45:16 AM
Stevey, the patrol boat was constructed in Spain.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on April 14, 2020, 03:31:38 AM
I'm sure it was. I was laughing at how perfectly the article fit into the stereotype of the blind ideologue that refuses to ever believe that communism/socialism could, even once, fail to meet up to their utopian ideals. They always dismiss with either "not true communism/socialism, never been tried yet" or "not their fault, CIA plot was behind it". The latter in this case. The article didn't even give the time of day to list potential theories that has Maduro side at fault (piracy, being pissy with Portugal, saber rattling to keep opportunistic intervention away during a pandemic) and went immediately to poisoning the well with "tin-pot dictator, conspiracy stuff. Take it with a grain of salt". Then ending with a verbatim quote from them without any criticality of what the quote said. You couldn't be any more biased.

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flying the Portuguese flag but registered in Germany
Sadly, that's the norm with tax evasion and regulation dodging. Companies are shameless:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_convenience
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: pokepal148 on April 14, 2020, 04:45:06 PM
Florida Man declares the WWE to be an essential business. (https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/29031903/wwe-deemed-essential-business-florida-mayor-says)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: RABicle on May 06, 2020, 11:37:12 PM
Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled.
Funny you mention the bay of pigs. (https://apnews.com/79346b4e428676424c0e5669c80fc310)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on May 07, 2020, 02:53:05 AM
Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled.
Funny you mention the bay of pigs. (https://apnews.com/79346b4e428676424c0e5669c80fc310)
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Diosdado Cabello, the No. 2 most powerful person in the country and eminence grise of Venezuela’s vast intelligence network, insisted that the government had infiltrated the plot for months.

“We knew everything,” said Cabello. “Some of their meetings we had to pay for. That’s how infiltrated they were.”
So Venezuela created an untrained unfunded army to 'defeat'? Reminds me of those urban legends of a small fringe group somewhere in the rural US steadily growing members with the newer members becoming more and more radical and fanatical to the point where they would start calling for forcible action, occupation, uprising, or outright mass killings. This in turn would repel away the original members as too crazy, further shifting the group off the extreme deep end. Eventually, the FBI would catch wind of them and launch a raid only to find out that all the members left were actually local police, state police, ATF, CIA, other FBI agents, and so on all working on their own individual stings.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: oohhboy on May 17, 2020, 06:52:39 PM
Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled.
Funny you mention the bay of pigs. (https://apnews.com/79346b4e428676424c0e5669c80fc310)
That new Jagged Alliance 3 game is getting too real.

Don't hire ex-Trump employees. The BellingCat investigation is much better, cutting through a ton of nonsense. It's currently at part 2. https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2020/05/05/the-invasion-of-venezuela-brought-to-you-by-silvercorp-usa/

The revolution will be televised.

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The contract’s Attachments D and J mention embedding “media teams at all stages of the operation to record documentary style footage”, while Attachment J gives the signers of the document first right of refusal for all attempts to purchase copyrighted material related to the operation

Also:
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While there is no evidence that the RCGS Resolute was in any way involved in “Operación Gedeón”, the Venezuelan government’s statements following the sinking of the Naiguatá suggest that they were on high alert for a seaborne incursion into Venezuela by one or more small teams of mercenaries.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2020, 11:11:40 AM
"Hot Pockets" reason for San Diego Bank Break In Arrest!!!
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/a-hot-pocket-man-breaks-into-wells-fargo-bank-in-san-diego-allegedly-to-use-microwave/2333620/

This guy literally broke into a WF Bank to use the microwave to heat up Hot Pockets.
Managed to eat 2 of them before being arrested.

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San Diego police surrounded a Wells Fargo bank in Chollas View early Wednesday after a man broke in through a window, claiming he wanted to use a microwave inside the breakroom to warm up some Hot Pockets.

Just after his arrest, a freelance photographer captured video of the man telling police about the Hot Pockets and how he had eaten two of the sandwiches while inside the bank. The photographer asked the man if the ordeal was “worth it.”

“Was it worth it? Yeah, it was worth it,” the man – as he was being handcuffed – replied without hesitation. “A Hot Pocket? Hell, yeah.”

How high do you have to be to make Hot Pockets worth going to jail over?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on May 28, 2020, 05:26:46 PM
I'm guessing you can assuming most places of business have an employee break room and most of those rooms have a microwave, but what makes you choose a bank??
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on June 23, 2020, 09:22:21 PM
Anyone read the MLP article on The Atlantic? It's on the front page and a real mind-f.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 24, 2020, 01:07:35 AM
Anyone read the MLP article on The Atlantic? It's on the front page and a real mind-f.
I don't really read the Atlantic but I will give it a read.

Read the article and yeah it does have a problem with that and several other problems and has had it since 2016 I want to say. At least since the end of Season 5.  There was  9 seasons of the show.  I kinda got out of the fandom for this type of stuff around 2018 and then got pulled back in to work on some things and to watch the final season.  Still it is a problem that needs to be addressed.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 24, 2020, 02:17:07 AM
I did laugh at that headline.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Discord.RSS on June 24, 2020, 12:21:42 PM
Looked it up out of curiosity and yeah, that's a pretty wild read. I'll link it here (https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/06/my-little-pony-nazi-4chan-black-lives-matter/613348/) for anyone else interested. I've never really followed the show, so it's kinda crazy to see those old 'brony' memes have morphed into this over the past uh, is it really 10 years ago? But yeah, really sucks a kids' show was co-opted by racists and white supremacists. Not something you wanna see your kid who likes the show being exposed to.

This is a pretty funny video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd2W3YLFzfc) about the whole brony phenomenon for those who haven't seen it.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on June 24, 2020, 02:35:46 PM
Read the article and yeah it does have a problem with that and several other problems and has had it since 2016 I want to say. At least since the end of Season 5. 

Wait you have a problem with the show or the people posting the images?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on July 04, 2020, 11:29:35 PM
Kanye West announces 2020 presidential bid. (https://www.forbes.com/sites/hughmcintyre/2020/07/04/kanye-west-announces-hes-running-for-president/#45852f5f5536)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 25, 2020, 09:46:16 AM
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle...... I wish I were making this one up.

Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/24/police-confiscate-345000-recycled-condoms-in-vietnam

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Police in Vietnam have confiscated an estimated 345,000 used condoms which had been cleaned and resold as new, state media reported.
[...]
Police said the bags weighed over 360kg (794 lbs), equivalent to around 345,000 condoms, according to VTV.
[...]
The owner of the warehouse said they had received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person”.
[...]
VTV said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

(https://i0.wp.com/wokennews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Screenshot_20200216-143913_Instagram.jpg?fit=1018%2C927&ssl=1)
but in Vietmanese

Question.... is this still considered practicing "safe sex"?
Is this to now be known as the "not so sloppy seconds"?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on September 26, 2020, 03:58:16 AM
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The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

So that's (0.17$/kg)*[(1.043 g/mL)*(5 mL) + 2 g/rubber]= 0.122¢ per used filled condom. All the seized condoms would have been worth $423.16 at trade in.

Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 29, 2020, 04:34:27 PM

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The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

So that's (0.17$/kg)*[(1.043 g/mL)*(5 mL) + 2 g/rubber]= 0.122¢ per used filled condom. All the seized condoms would have been worth $423.16 at trade in.

Now convert that into Vietnamese Dong and you may have a small fortune....
$423.16 = 9,813,503.56 VD
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on September 30, 2020, 12:26:55 AM
That is too much VD for one person
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: A Straight Up Trippin' Balls Forum User on October 08, 2020, 12:28:27 AM
https://sports.yahoo.com/smart-male-chastity-device-vulnerable-053135255.html

'Smart' male chastity device vulnerable to locking by hackers

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A security flaw in an internet-connected male chastity device could allow hackers to remotely lock it -- leaving users trapped, researchers have warned.

The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui, is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring, and does not have a physical key or manual override.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 08, 2020, 01:47:57 AM
I almost posted this a day or so ago. LOL

but what happens if you're locked in, and get an erection?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Khushrenada on October 08, 2020, 10:12:11 AM
The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui,

Is this how China enforces its one child per family policy?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 23, 2020, 12:00:58 PM
Not exactly on the News.... but do we call the Ghostbusters? or look for the Ninja Turtles!?

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1329780329603878912?s=20

(https://media.blogto.com/uploads/2020/11/20/1605895478-20201120-sinkholetoronto2.jpg?w=1400&cmd=resize&height=2500&quality=70)


Should the residents be wearing HazMat suits? Might be time to move..... just saying
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: ThePerm on November 26, 2020, 01:56:30 PM
Not exactly on the News.... but do we call the Ghostbusters? or look for the Ninja Turtles!?

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1329780329603878912?s=20

(https://media.blogto.com/uploads/2020/11/20/1605895478-20201120-sinkholetoronto2.jpg?w=1400&cmd=resize&height=2500&quality=70)


Should the residents be wearing HazMat suits? Might be time to move..... just saying
Maybe Milo and Otis?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 26, 2020, 03:01:06 PM
Not exactly on the News.... but do we call the Ghostbusters? or look for the Ninja Turtles!?

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1329780329603878912?s=20

(https://media.blogto.com/uploads/2020/11/20/1605895478-20201120-sinkholetoronto2.jpg?w=1400&cmd=resize&height=2500&quality=70)


Should the residents be wearing HazMat suits? Might be time to move..... just saying
Maybe Milo and Otis?

Could be the long rumored Nikelodeon Slime Underground Tunnel.
They've been producing it in secret for years, preparing for the great comeback.
Title: ADOLF HITLER WINS ELECTION IN 2020
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 03, 2020, 01:41:39 PM
Adolf Hitler wins in LANDSLIDE margins in local African election.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55173605

https://www.newsweek.com/adolf-hitler-germany-namibia-elections-1552056

(https://i.imgur.com/u2elNgw.png55173605)

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Adolf Hitler Uunona has been elected with 85 percent of the vote for a seat on the regional council in the former German colony, where street names, people and places still have German names. However, Adolf Uunona as he prefers himself to be known, says he wants to assure people that he has no plans for world domination.

Oh 2020, you just won't stop will you!!!
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 11, 2021, 10:18:16 AM
Not only was Parler delisted, and then had it's servers shut down.... but now their ENTIRE user content w/ metadata has been downloaded and archived!!!!
including things people thought were "deleted" O_O

70TB's of data, including Private Messages
and if you saw what was being posted publicly.... you can only imagine what was shared privately
https://gizmodo.com/every-deleted-parler-post-many-with-users-location-dat-1846032466


tl;dr - Parler hacked. All info archived including names, emails, and verified accounts (w/ Gov issued Photo ID).
this includes private messages and "deleted" messages. Photos still have location data.
It's all there... unscrubbed... and just available for anyone to access (including the FBI).
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 11, 2021, 10:49:02 AM
I feel like this happened before.... or maybe it was just about this device in general?

Anyway, I'll let the URL explain. LOL
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Stratos on January 11, 2021, 12:41:00 PM
Almost feels like Parler was actually an elaborate honey pot for all these folks with how badly the security got compromised.

Though apparently before it went down a lot of people replied with all their information to an account titled "WH Office of Pardon Attorney" so these guys were going to basically turn themselves in if the data wasn't leaked through other means.

(https://i.imgur.com/cO3LiBv.jpg)

https://imgur.com/gallery/VUdVXme
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 11, 2021, 02:13:14 PM
True "Patriots" reporting for prison Duty


and yes, I heard there were more than a hundred replies to that Pardoning Honey Pot.
not sure how many of them gave up all the requested info, but I'm sure more than a few did. LOL

Idiocracy in action.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2021, 04:54:36 PM
Florida Man Strikes Again!!!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-took-his-son-on-paintball-drive-by-police-said-the-boy-10-ended-up-shot-with-a-real-gun/ar-AAKCsGF?ocid=msedgntp

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s Michael Williams drove past a gathering in the yard of an Opa-locka, Fla., home on Sunday night, police said, his 10-year-old son fired a barrage of paintballs into the crowd from inside his father’s van.

It was the 10-year-old’s idea, police later said: He’d asked his dad if he would take him on a “drive by shooting” with his paintball gun, and Williams, 26, allegedly said yes.

But as the paintballs peppered the crowd, at least one of the victims thought the gunshots were real. So the man pulled out his own gun and fired a single bullet at the van — wounding the young boy and sending him to the hospital.
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The boy’s father told WSVN that his son had been engaged in a paintball battle with several other children before the Sunday evening shooting. A witness in the neighborhood also told the station that Williams and his son had been wearing “ski masks and hoodies” during the attack, which Williams denied.

When the boy began firing paintballs, police said a resident named Gregory Barns believed “he and his family were under attack,” the Herald reported. Barns quickly fired one shot at Williams’s van.

After being struck with the bullet, police said, the 10-year-old fell out of the van and was run over as the vehicle continued to move. Williams then scooped the boy back into the van and drove home, where the boy’s mother called 911, according to a police report.

summary: 10yr old boy ask his dad (26) to take him on a paintball drive-by shooting in his van. Shot up a random crowd w/ paintballs. Guy in crowd fires single shot from real gun back wounding the kid. Kid falls from the van, dad runs him over.... dad scoops son back in to van, drives home, and then calls 911

I feel like that dad should be facing criminal charges, and lose parental rights.
not for just taking his son out on this request... but also not immediately driving him to the hospital.


but honestly, I should feel bad for laughing this hard.

p.s. the kid is gonna survive. Dad is charged w/ neglect (should be worse)
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: nickmitch on June 03, 2021, 02:37:13 PM
Why the **** would you think that is a good idea?  I mean, as an adult, the 10-year-old is allowed to be dumb.  Especially in Florida, a concealed carry and stand your ground state, of all places and during a surge in crime.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: stevey on June 03, 2021, 07:35:46 PM
And why drive slow enough for them to retaliate / get your license number?
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 04, 2021, 01:51:27 PM
Don't forget, the dad had to stop the van and either back up or circle back to pick up his 10 year old son after running him over with the van when he fell out after being shot with a real gun.

Lots to ponder about here.

and it was the mom who called 911 after she saw her baby daddy and bullet wounded 10yr old son show back up at the house.

I hope she files for sole custody. smh.
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: Mr. Bungle on June 06, 2021, 02:16:35 PM
I am picturing a van with a sliding door and the kid opens it all the way to fire out of!?! Why not just shoot from the window. This must have been their first drive-by
Title: Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 06, 2021, 03:35:19 PM
🤣🤣🤣