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Nintendo Gaming / RE: Market the Revolution: What's the slogan?

« on: January 10, 2006, 09:52:02 PM »

Check it out:

Two kids, one a boy, one a girl, a teenage boy and their grandma sitting in the living room playing video games.

"I'm tired of playing games with this regular boring controller." - Boy

"I'm tired of playing games that are made for boys only." - Girl

"What do all those buttons do?" - Grandma

"Games were better back in the day." - Teenager

Then the Revolution controller automatically appears in all of their hands and of course they are all blown away by this amazing device. A narrator (preferably that fast talking dude who did all those Micro Machines commercials back in the day) explains the jist of the Revolution controller, says that it's so simple your grandparents could use it, and that it's still capable of playing games the regular way, then the commercial shows clips of Revolution games including Animal Crossing Revolution and Nintendogs Revolution, and then it shows the system playing classic NES games.

Then the girl asks "I bet this costs a fortune!" and the narrator replies, "Only if you consider a price under $200 a fortune!" And then they're all shocked again.

The slogan would be "A Revolution That Everyone Wants to Be Part Of."

Then the girl says "Grandma, I think your urine bag is leaking." And then they all laugh playfully as the commercial fades out.

THEN NINTENDO SELLS EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION UNITS AND PWNS EVERYONE ELSE.  

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: Nintendo conducts "Virtual Console" service survey?

« on: January 10, 2006, 09:16:44 PM »

OMG! The multitude of Kirby games! I'm fine with this being an initial games list. Although, I suppose I need to get an actual broadband internet connection to enjoy any of this...

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: Nintendo Puzzle Games + Wi-Fi Connection...

« on: January 10, 2006, 09:09:17 PM »

Yeah, Dr. Mario would be sweet. What was that Yoshi puzzle game called? Yoshi Cookie? I'd like that one too. But really, more then any of those, Meteos online would be a wonderful dream come true. And look! It's already on the DS!  

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General Chat / RE: Newbie Check-In ... right this way!

« on: January 08, 2006, 09:29:31 PM »

Hello. I am TrueNerd. I joined this forum out of boredom. There's surprisingly little to do at two in the morning. Anyways, I picked this forum because PGC staff member Karl Casteneda frequents the Game Informer forums on a regular basis, which is where I do the majority of my video game forum surfing as well. I like Karl, so I joined his forums. And that is the origin of that.

A bit about me- I love video games, period. Therefore, I am not one to turn a blind eye to quality gaming just because it is not stamped with Nintendo's golden seal of quality. With that being said, Nintendo is my preference in the video gaming world. Maybe that is assumed since I joined a Nintendo fan site, but whatever.

My favorite games of this generation include Metroid Prime, Ico,  Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Beyond Good and Evil, Resident Evil 4, Ninja Gaiden, Pikmin, Katamari Damacy, Wind Waker, Shadow of the Colossus, Burnout 3, Halo and others that I can't think of right now.

I spose that's all. I hope to get to know those of you that are cool and I can't wait to pwn those of you who are not.