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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #150 on: April 09, 2010, 09:12:08 PM »
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #151 on: April 12, 2010, 11:42:47 AM »
Which option do I select to have Stogi discover his ex-GF is actually a man with his penis tucked between his legs?  How did he miss that before?!

He put it in "her" [say what!!]

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #152 on: April 12, 2010, 07:56:22 PM »
Well the parties over, but I can't stop laughing about it.

I'll explain in more detail later, but for now...Wiggles...you owe some drinks.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #153 on: April 12, 2010, 09:51:22 PM »
HOT DAMN THIS IS GONNA BE A STORY FOR THE AGES!
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #154 on: April 12, 2010, 10:08:41 PM »
Watch Stogi get banned for going into to much detail.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #155 on: April 14, 2010, 06:50:00 PM »
whats with all the blatant racism on this forum!?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #156 on: April 15, 2010, 04:19:06 AM »
Hurry and post the story so us nerds can live vicariously through your awesome life ;)
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #157 on: April 15, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »
speak for yourself! Who knows what kinda whacky **** i'll get into in Japan! most likely not threesomes though... aw ****
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #158 on: April 15, 2010, 07:57:07 PM »
I once fooled around with a chick in a natural spring. I forget the name of the national park but it was in Hokkaido. **** it was so long ago. It was badass though. It had a small waterfall pouring into it.

Not try to top you before you head out there or anything ;)

Hurry and post the story so us nerds can live vicariously through your awesome life ;)

I'm probably going to PM people. I've told the story a couple times and it's pretty much the most vulgar story ever.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #159 on: April 15, 2010, 09:22:24 PM »
Sounds like Maxi was right.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #160 on: April 23, 2010, 01:46:53 PM »
*Checks PM*

*plays song*

*reads*

*...............*

*hands over the crown and scepter*

Seriously, I wish I had a story to top that, but I don't.
I have a few good ones, but trumps them all.

You pulled it off, and without any drama.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #161 on: April 27, 2010, 02:46:22 PM »
*Reaches for crown and scepter but soon kindly rejects the offer*

Yo, you're still in your prime. And while I appreciate it, Pimpin'. There's no need to hand me those just yet. :)

But maybe I should right a book....*remembers the 8 pages I wrote about my hawaii trip*...oh ya...never mind.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #162 on: April 27, 2010, 07:16:31 PM »
10 chapters 10 pages long
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #163 on: April 27, 2010, 07:43:25 PM »
haha

Perm, I might just send you what i wrote.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #164 on: April 29, 2010, 10:09:57 PM »
i tried replying to your PM but at the time you had that stupid username. now what i wanted to say is old news, so **** it.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #165 on: June 09, 2010, 02:58:22 AM »
Alright guys. I'm outta here! Cape town here I come!

I'll probably pop in to watch the E3 conference and chat with you guys.

Till then, adios!
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #166 on: June 09, 2010, 03:21:43 AM »
Remember to triple bag it. Better safe than sorry.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #167 on: January 31, 2011, 04:21:45 AM »
Ahem...

yeah
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #168 on: January 31, 2011, 12:46:00 PM »
Too late. I read it.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #169 on: January 31, 2011, 02:02:45 PM »
I read it too!

My advice is I think you should pursue a meaningful long term relationship with the woman of your choosing.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #170 on: January 31, 2011, 02:05:30 PM »
I saw it, read the first few lines and then realized how long it & what time it was and decided to read it later (I was watching a movie - Enter The Void).

What did I miss? Anything juicy? PM worthy?

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #171 on: January 31, 2011, 02:27:09 PM »
That post was mostly just to clear my thoughts about the situation. After analyzing the nuances and mannerisms of my encounters with her, I'm going to invite her over and decide to do one of two things: cut her off or string her along while turning her into my personal masseuse. Either way, I'm not gonna cut it up cuz it forces me to be committed.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #172 on: January 31, 2011, 02:30:01 PM »
You always have Pikachu.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #173 on: January 31, 2011, 04:55:21 PM »
Oh, I was gonna guess she wasn't a virgin anymore.

Anyway I too have had fucked up experiences with crazy virgins. Now I only go for complete slappers.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #174 on: March 07, 2011, 06:51:08 PM »
Slappers? Is that aussie for crazy slut?
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