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Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« on: March 05, 2019, 11:38:19 PM »
Reggie just announced his impending retirement, and now it's an all-out free-for-all between the different factions of the company to decide his successor.

The day will end at 11:59 p.m. Eastern on Thursday, March 7th unless a majority of living players have voted for the same player and that holds for at least half an hour, at which point it will end immediately. Players will have 12 hours following the end of the day to send in night actions.

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2019, 12:25:21 AM »
Greetings everyone, I am Leslie Swan from the Nintendo Treehouse.   I am most known for voicing Princess Peach in Mario 64.   Hope to see you enjoy all the games that the Treehouse has localized for you.   
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2019, 12:49:05 AM »
I am the standard sized new 3DS, aka the best 3DS. With Reggie finally out of the way maybe I'll finally get a proper US release.

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2019, 12:56:57 AM »
Hey, it's your old lord and master, Billy the Berg Hammer! Vote Mayonaisse to start things off not spicy since NickMitch didn't like being voted for   :(
« Last Edit: March 06, 2019, 09:10:06 PM by ShyGuy »

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2019, 01:12:34 AM »
For the game I'm changing my avatar, but you'd hardly notice.
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2019, 02:16:27 AM »
Vote Mop it up

I'm not really interested in the president's job. I just know she's trying to get it and if she does then she's going to eat more cats so I have to save myself and my species before it is too late.
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2019, 02:44:46 AM »
We most protect our lord bowser and take out this disgusting person who just tried to start a chainvote! VOTE SHYGUY
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2019, 08:17:38 AM »
Vote Mop It Up's Cat.  Because it's suspect logic that if Mop it Up became NOA President, that they'd eat MORE cats.  You'll be too busy not porting operation rainfall games to switch to eat cats as NOA president.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2019, 08:19:22 AM by lolmonade »

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2019, 11:10:56 AM »
Am I too late to signup? In as Tom Nook, because who better to run Nintendo that one of it's most renowned business-coons?
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2019, 11:48:12 AM »
my vote can be bought for the price of 3 gold coins. 
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2019, 11:52:05 AM »
Vote Mop It Up's Cat.  Because it's suspect logic that if Mop it Up became NOA President, that they'd eat MORE cats.  You'll be too busy not porting operation rainfall games to switch to eat cats as NOA president.

Sounds like we have another cat meat enthusiast in our midst. You say my logic is suspect but it seems to me if you are not porting games over then you've got more free time and not less. And if you have more free time, what are you going to do with it? Obviously lolmonade is planning on trying new cat recipes as that is the only explanation that makes sense based on his quick defense of Mop it up and her pro cats are food agenda.
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2019, 12:58:39 PM »
To fill the void of power left behind by a giant and settle the great conflict it creates, comes an overwhelming force from the not-too-distance past:

Perrin Kaplan is here to put more smiles on more faces! (I'll change my avi later.)

Hey, it's your old lord and master, Billy the Berg Hammer! Vote NickMitch to start things off spicy!

This doesn't make me smile. This makes me frown. BAD VOTE!
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2019, 01:01:42 PM »
as kaz hirai wearing a mario disguise, i most vote my conscience.

vote decoyman
« Last Edit: March 06, 2019, 01:04:29 PM by NWR_DrewMG »
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2019, 01:13:44 PM »
What
as kaz hirai wearing a mario disguise, i most vote my conscience.

vote decoyman

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2019, 01:41:36 PM »
Dude.  Never tie Nintendo to the mafia.

That's how you end up Dead by Yakuza.
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2019, 02:14:01 PM »
my vote can be bought for the price of 3 gold coins. 
Do you accept play coins?

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2019, 02:34:03 PM »
Vote Mop It Up's Cat.  Because it's suspect logic that if Mop it Up became NOA President, that they'd eat MORE cats.  You'll be too busy not porting operation rainfall games to switch to eat cats as NOA president.

Sounds like we have another cat meat enthusiast in our midst.

There's about 3 jokes that come to mind, but I'm trying to keep it PG here in case I'm actually lucky enough to be considered for the open position.

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2019, 02:48:28 PM »
As long as you recognize the innuendo. Us cats are very clever.
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2019, 02:51:15 PM »
What
as kaz hirai wearing a mario disguise, i most vote my conscience.

vote decoyman

Chibi robo is too busy vacuuming up some muddy shoeprints (??) to notice.

Telly: Blbaha fblha flha blahglhalahblah blblblah! (you've just been voted for in mafia by drewmg!)

Chibi robo looks up from cleaning and locks eyes with drewmg. Is it a look of sadness? Of surprise? Or something more sinister? Whatever the case, chibi robo's cold, dark, emotionless eyes do not look away.

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Finally Chibi robo looks away and resumes cleaning as if nothing had happened. Telly, shaken, is nowhere to be seen.

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2019, 06:02:20 PM »
Vote Stratos!

Wait, is he even playing?
« Last Edit: March 07, 2019, 04:02:38 PM by Mop it up »

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2019, 06:51:25 PM »
It looks like Billy Berghammer’s wikipedia page was recently tampered with. I’m not sure if someone is trying to cover up some history but I can’t trust a man without reading his wiki... Vote ShyGuy
« Last Edit: March 06, 2019, 09:50:19 PM by Cutestopher »

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2019, 07:36:11 PM »
Hey, what is all this? Nickmitch likes it spicy, so I give him spicy! Nickmitch, if you prefer mayonaisse, just say the word and I will change my vote.

And let me just say, as the owner of Louie the Cat, I am firmly against Mop it Up eating her cat. Vote no on Prop 8Cat!

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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2019, 08:17:44 PM »
And let me just say, as the owner of Louie the Cat, I am firmly against Mop it Up eating her cat. Vote no on Prop 8Cat!

This guy gets it.
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2019, 09:28:33 PM »
Hey, it's your old lord and master, Billy the Berg Hammer! Vote Mayonaisse to start things off not spicy since NickMitch didn't like being voted for   :(

Now, that is putting smiles on faces!
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Re: Mafia 79: Nintendo of America Power Struggle - Day 1
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2019, 09:35:36 PM »
Okay, okay, I will Vote Stratos since it seems like a guilt free kill.