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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2011, 08:39:08 PM »
I'll have to get to the credits to make sure that it is a complete, fully functioning game and not just a few levels from 1997.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2011, 01:59:00 AM »
The game has official gone gold.  Glad Gearbox was able to take over the reins otherwise another milliena would have come and gone.

I always wanted to make an Co-Op game with Serious Sam, Duke, Bruce (Evil Dead) and throw in Bender because I simply love that potty-mouth robot. 

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2011, 11:37:28 PM »
THE DEMO IS TOMORROW PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING AROUND?

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2011, 11:54:40 PM »
I always wanted to make an Co-Op game with Serious Sam, Duke, Bruce (Evil Dead) and throw in Bender because I simply love that potty-mouth robot. 

I'd replace Bender with Snake Plissken. ;)
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2011, 02:18:03 AM »
Okay, apparently because I pre purchased Duke Nukem through Steam I dont get the access code the demo download. Unless I buy Borderlands GOTY edition. I think this is a justifiable torrent. I already paid for the game. :@

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2011, 11:26:51 AM »
Why would you need to play the demo if you already bough the game? Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I play demos to figure out whether or not I want to make the purchase.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2011, 01:33:24 PM »
15 years I have waited. Fifteen Years! Do not deny this starving man a taste of the glorious sustenance.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2011, 07:06:27 PM »
What's another 12 days after 15 YEARS?
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2011, 07:28:55 PM »
I may die of starvation before then.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2011, 11:16:15 PM »
I got my hands on a Steam demo code, torrents didn't work. The demo was pretty sweet, and runs on older hardware just fine. Guns felt good, plenty of enviroment interaction including you can pick up a turd out of the toilet and throw it around. I have no words

protip: Turn off auto-aim in the options

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2011, 11:23:43 PM »
Maybe it will crash on purpose before the credits roll, so then it will really last forever! ;P
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2011, 11:44:07 PM »
Man after playing the demo I want to get this game. I just don't want to spend more money, and I have nothing that I don't want to keep to trade in because I already did that with Black Ops for Portal 2. Need a new job that's for sure, and one that pays more that's for sure.

protip: Turn off auto-aim in the options

Yeah, what the **** is auto-aim doing on a PC. Get lost.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2011, 01:30:24 AM »
protip: Turn off auto-aim in the options

Yeah, what the **** is auto-aim doing on a PC. Get lost.

After seeing how console-orientated Borderlands was, it's no surprise that Gearbox has tainted even Duke Nukem.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2011, 01:52:54 AM »
Hey, I thought according to you PC gaming was all about options. As long as you can turn it off, how is it tainting the game to include the feature for those who might want it?
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2011, 02:48:58 AM »
The should have it left it off by default.

One of my favorite lines: When Duke has a beer he gets tough but his vision blurs. During one of these sessions, he kind of yelled "Your my boy, Blue!" at an enemy in a sad, drunken manner.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2011, 10:52:54 AM »
Hey, I thought according to you PC gaming was all about options. As long as you can turn it off, how is it tainting the game to include the feature for those who might want it?

It certainly shouldn't be something that's enabled by default. So long as I can turn it off (and it's not possible to turn on in multiplayer at all) it's not a huge problem however. The issue with Gearbox is that they don't seem to like to give you those options half the time, as evident with Borderlands.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2011, 07:00:58 PM »
I'm going to trade in my DSi for this game MWUAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #67 on: June 05, 2011, 01:26:27 AM »
Just finished the demo. It felt good overall. Though I really have the question the decision to include the "hide and regenerate health" system, along with limiting you to only two weapons at a time. This isn't supposed to be some noob-pleasing Call of Duty outing.

I'd also like to note that it states that the "auto-aim" crap is strictly for Xbox controllers. Not that anyone would plug one of those in when they have a mouse and keyboard in front of them already.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2011, 05:49:00 AM »
A rated M trailer to increase the HYPE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p35Kg-1JnKw

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #69 on: June 10, 2011, 08:22:08 PM »
Duke Nukem Forever Live Stream @ PixlBit!

http://www.pixlbit.com/features?action=showFeature&featureId=503&t=live_stream_of_duke_nukem_forever_at_800pm_est

Review Copy came in today and we're playing as much as we can tonight. Come check it out!
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #70 on: June 11, 2011, 10:51:58 AM »
On the 360? LOL!

I guess the "cower and heal" mechanic will feel right at home with a gamepad.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #71 on: June 11, 2011, 01:46:58 PM »
I'm jealous...

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #72 on: June 11, 2011, 11:49:56 PM »
I'm jealous...
You can still see the stream on justin.tv.  Is it worth your time?  No. The game was miserable. The first half hour or hour was decent, funny, or something like that. The rest? Very dull, unintuitive FPS without any of the humor everyone was expecting.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2011, 01:01:32 AM »
I don't want to watch the stream because it would spoil the game for me. I think a lot of people misremember Duke Nukem 3D. It wasn't as much humor as you would think.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #74 on: June 12, 2011, 09:35:20 AM »
Welp,  I was in GameStop Yesterday with me son and I was carrying him in.  He suddenly goes, "Whats that?" we were by one of the middle Kiosk for game accessories so I told him accessories.  He Says no, grabs the kiosk and pulls us back to the end cap and point.  "Whats That?"  It was a large Poster of Duke Nukem Forever.  "Its Duke Nukem Forever, son.  You can't play that and one day when your old enough I'll have to tell you its story."  He's only 3.

I'll probably buy this game for PC in its Box not so much because I want to play it but, more because I want a copy for historical and display reasons.  I've bought different items before because they were very significant more than anything else.  Though I don't even want to try to explain Duke Nukem to a 3 year old...
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