Gaming Forums => General Gaming => Topic started by: King of Twitch on November 29, 2016, 09:07:36 PM
Title: zelda timeline~ever notice
Post by: King of Twitch on November 29, 2016, 09:07:36 PM
majora's mask is father away from us than super mario bros. was to majora's mask
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Post by: ShyGuy on November 29, 2016, 10:29:03 PM
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majora's mask is father away from us than super mario bros. was to majora's mask majora's mask is father away from us than super mario bros. was to majora's mask
fixed for us elderly individuals with poor eyesight.
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Post by: King of Twitch on December 03, 2016, 01:05:57 AM
Ever notice that Wind Waker was worse than 9/11? It took them longer to recover from Celda than it took to clean up the WTC: (http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a556/zapr2k/911WW_zpsvoypv7yz.png)
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on December 03, 2016, 07:33:46 AM
What does that even lower point on the right side line up with?
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Post by: King of Twitch on December 03, 2016, 01:08:30 PM
Isn't that when you became a moderator?
Insanolord: the worst thing since Wind Waker.
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Post by: ThePerm on December 04, 2016, 01:14:38 AM
Ever notice that Wind Waker was worse than 9/11? It took them longer to recover from Celda than it took to clean up the WTC: (http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a556/zapr2k/911WW_zpsvoypv7yz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/UwabDdr.jpg)
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 04, 2016, 05:20:01 AM
Great picture, Perm. Judging by the ending on the right, Nintendo is finally doomed after all! >:(
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Post by: King of Twitch on December 14, 2016, 03:43:16 AM
ever notice there were two world wars, 30 years apart, basically the same teams, and they both lasted exactly 4 years? Isn't that kind of fishy?
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Post by: ThePerm on December 14, 2016, 03:50:27 AM
ever notice there were two world wars, 30 years apart, basically the same teams, and they both lasted exactly 4 years? Isn't that kind of fishy?
Lol! Same starting pitchers, and same closer for the Allies, but Japan and Italy switching teams and moving up the order seems a pretty big deal. I think you are missing some innings from the rematch too.
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Post by: nickmitch on December 14, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
Great picture, Perm. Judging by the ending on the right, Nintendo is finally doomed after all! >:(
I don't know what it means, but there is another mountain across the street.
That's Picacho Peak, once parodied in Pokémon episode Pikachu Peak. The word Picacho means peak.
So it's "Peak Peak"?
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Post by: King of Twitch on December 20, 2016, 12:41:21 AM
Leia: Would someone get this wokking carpet outta my way? Fozzie: Boyyyyyy...!
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Post by: King of Twitch on December 21, 2016, 03:17:26 AM
Stormtrooper: Where are the droids? We've tracked two of them to this location. Hand them over.
Snowths: Mahna mahna (Do DO, Do-Do-Do)
Mahna mahna (Do Do-Do-Do)
Mahna mahna (Do do Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do Do DO, Do-Do-Do)
Stormtrooper: Bring them out, or I will--
Snowths: MAHNA MAHNA
Stormtrooper: ...Everyone in this compound will--
(Uncle Owen enters the frame, looks around, begins dancing)
Snowths: (Do DO, Do-Do-Do)
Stormtrooper: (Gestures toward Flametrooper)
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Post by: King of Twitch on December 22, 2016, 12:02:41 AM
Ever wonder how the soldiers could've heard their orders in the heat of battle? George Washington didn't have teeth.
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 22, 2016, 03:45:40 AM
This thread seems to be part of the "It's all in Link's head and he's insane" timeline. Not that I'm complaining. Now, I'm no big city lawyer like ThePerm has presented himself to be here today before all of y'all and I may not be able to tell where this thread is going but damned if I'm not enjoying the ride. If it pleases the court and you as well, your honor, I'd like to present this thread as Exhibit A in proving true the statement that it's the journey and not the destination that matters.
Now, I recognize that while all you fine upstandin' citizens gathered here today to make up our fair and impartial jury are glad to fulfill your civic duty and wish to do so with pride and honor, you also have other duties and obligations in your life to fulfill and may be a bit antsy as to how long you may be away from them. Well, I wish to assure y'all that I feel for this mental dilemma you face and, as such, will do my part in seeing to it that I conduct my role in this trial as speedily as possible in recognition of that fact. Therefore, I wish to call my first witness. I call to the stand the first of two stormtroopers who were wrongly fired upon in the Death Star Wookie case.
Now, Mr. Stormtrooper, is it true that on a date a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, you and your fellow officer were transporting a Wookie prisoner to a holding cell on the Imperial Death Star that had recently finished construction?
Stormtrooper: That is correct.
And is not also true that while you were performing your duty, you and your fellow officer were fired upon by other imperial stromtroopers that day?
Stormtrooper: Um, you worded that... kind of funny but that is true....
Would you please elaborate to the court what happened?
Stormtrooper: Well, um, myself and my partner, Stormtrooper 411074, were escorting the Wookie prisoner to a holding cell for questioning that day like you said. We had just recently picked him up from a starship we tractor beamed in. However, what myself and 411074 didn't know was that some rebel scum had infiltrated the Death Star that day and they apparently broke into the holding cell area by pretending to have a Wookie prisoner to lock up there. As such, when our fellow officers saw us with our Wookie prisoner, they thought we were the rebels still trying to use the stormtrooper and Wookie disguise and so they...*sniff*... they fired on us! (Stormtrooper breaks down crying.)
I must admit that story touches me deeply as I think it does everyone in this here courtroom today. You and your fellow officers are truly courageous men and heroes and we all wish to thank you for your service. While I do not wish the gentlemen and ladies of the jury to think of me as being callous, I'm afraid I must press on a bit with the witness and ask for a bit more detail on this traumatic time. Why, sir, did you arrest this Wookie?
Stormtrooper: *sniff* Well, sir, we learned that he was planning to release a sequel to The Wind Waker in an attempt to completely crater the Nintendo Trade Federation.
(audible gasps from the jury)
Your honor, I must say that in all my few hours practicing law, I have never heard of a greater miscarriage of justice than the fate that befell these true galactic heroes that day. Who knows what may have happened had that Wookie been allowed to win and proceed with his plans. I, therefore, humbly implore and beg you folks in the jury box to do the right thing and reward these men the full monetary compensation they are asking for in order to make up for, in some small way, the physical and mental anguish they have unjustly suffered in this affair. I rest my case, your honor.
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Post by: Wah on December 26, 2016, 03:14:17 AM
I've been debating about moving it for at least two weeks now but part of me loves the idea that this.... thread.... continues to exist outside the Funhouse while being so oddball bonkers. Plus, just when you think it will fade away and it all won't matter Ding-dong here posts in it again and the internal debate starts all over again. Still, before I make a mistake in jumping the gun and moving it, I think I'm going to give Mr. Shalong one more chance here to post something to tie this whole thread together. It's like a mystery and I feel that very soon we're going to see how all these pieces fit together and the true purpose of this thread and how it definitely belongs in General Gaming.
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Post by: King of Twitch on January 20, 2017, 06:28:19 PM
My apologies to the fellow forumites and moderators of this fine forum. I didn’t realize my words, though brief, could be so hazy and it is the defining nature of my education to be as informative and inopaque as possible whenever the situation of public communication arises. Ever since my youth I was told in no uncertain terms that the best way to convey is to never make hay, a phrase that I will no doubt pass on to the next generation as soon as reproductive opportunities arise, so to speak. Thinking back to all the great literary heroes, orators, entertainers, and playwrights, one gets a sense that they are speaking through the centuries through a crystal clear pane of stained glass, not unlike those adorning the walls of the Temple of Time, unblemished by foolish asides and rabbit trails leading to grassy plains encircled by nowhere in particular; these heroes are the ones we are always trying to climb onto, first by awkwardly fumbling onto their backs with wretched poetry, then, finally, confidently lifting a foot onto their shoulder, where we can stand tall to feed the new generation with new, more relevant messages totally clear of obstructive prose. I have yet to encounter a message more pressing than the one contained in the Legend of Zelda, whose overtones of good and evil have unceremoniously been totally upended recently, an upheaval not considered by the enlightened circus tent that stretches its tarps across the review writers, forum dwellers, and bloggers of the internet.
In the year 1987, we all know that the series was first presented, by Nintendo, to an American public eager for new stories of cave dwellers becoming armed to launch a new series of holy wars via hijacked transportation (whether it be a raft, horse, or boat); a fact less observed, however, is the evil hidden not only in the series antagonist, Gannon Dorf, son of Morf, but in the way the series itself has unfolded. It doesn’t take a mathametic, mathmatetich, sorry, autocorrect is messed up hold on. 1. Aa Ok, I think I’ve got it fixed now. Mathematician to realize that the distance between games and historical events is at least as important as what’s in them. My attempt at subterfuge in order to spur other like-minded individuals to sift through otherwise unrelated points went unnoticed:
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majora's mask is father away from us than super mario bros. was to majora's mask
sailed over the heads like the King of Red Lions swept across the blue ocean, a double-reference, unnoticed, that I hope to rectify both now and momentarily. The most bizarre thing that can be said of the Legend of Zelda is that its story is not only a perfect parallel to, but its release marks exactly 14 years before the event of, 9/11, the latter a dark day in history, but the former number also a dark and foreboding one for certain abhorrent groups which I will not dignify here, not that I fear them, only that I wish to avoid being drawn into a debate I care not to have now. My second attempt at subterfuge, that
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Wind Waker was worse than 9/11
was my attempt to further lead the readers onto this path of seeing the series through the lens of history. Wind Waker was worse for the company than that terrorist attack, but worse things have happened; any keen student of history will be chilled they realize that Wind Waker (whose initials are flipped over from those of Majora’s Mask) and 9/11 can be shortened to W W I I, one of the worst wars in human history according to Wikipedia’s entry for List of wars by death toll. It was a war fought not for glory or for power, but simply for evil’s sake, just like Planet Gamecube; if you don’t believe me, just flip over the website’s founding year and tell me what number jumps out at you.
The quest for pure power in the form of the triforce has been at the forefront of the series since the beginning. Going off purely my memory and also pasting directly from https://zeldawiki.org/Triforce#The_Legend_of_Zelda, we are reminded that in the very first game the Triforce of Wisdom and Triforce of Power are described as "golden triangles possessing mystical powers" that grant their holders great power.[107] Prior to the events of the game, Ganon attacked the kingdom of Hyrule and stole the Triforce of Power. These ideas were percolating beneath my next observation:
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ever notice there were two world wars, 30 years apart, basically the same teams, and they both lasted exactly 4 years? Isn't that kind of fishy?
30 years between world wars, 30 years since the first Zelda, anything sounding fishy yet? The triforce has been a part of the series off and on for three decades with basically the same teams, but now this singular element of power has been thrust into the forefront in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild by a company that is no longer willing to hide its true intentions; what once was pure evil is now hidden in a hero that is supposed to be the embodiment of good.
I think I'm going to give Mr. Shalong one more chance
Well, after considering it, I think I'm going to give the Ding-dong 10 more chances to really redeem this thread. But that's it.
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Post by: King of Twitch on January 21, 2017, 11:03:24 PM
*slaps chess pieces off the desk in a fit of rage* if that wasn't good enough than nothing will!
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Post by: Khushrenada on January 21, 2017, 11:20:13 PM
That was always going to be my response no matter what you posted.
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Post by: King of Twitch on January 22, 2017, 03:58:15 PM
:evil; darn you
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Post by: King of Twitch on August 30, 2017, 08:08:48 PM
ever wonder if augmented reality is the true reality?
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Post by: King of Twitch on October 19, 2017, 01:29:49 PM
why can't we drop loot crates on Puerto Rico?
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Post by: Khushrenada on October 19, 2017, 01:57:24 PM
Are you trying to create a Hunger Games scenario of some kind out of Puerto Rico?
Speaking of PR, is anyone on these forums in contact with Soren in some way outside of them? I've been kind of worried about how's he doing ever since the hurricane hit and I've noted he's been absent from here since then.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on October 19, 2017, 06:30:53 PM
The site's been in contact with him, he's doing okay.
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Post by: Khushrenada on October 19, 2017, 06:40:57 PM
Ah, cool. Good to hear.
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Post by: Stratos on October 26, 2017, 11:12:18 PM
The site's been in contact with him, he's doing okay.
What about Pap64? Or is he not on staff anymore?
Also Toruresu is in PR. Really hoping everyone is okay. Its rough down there. My team has been involved in sending people down there to help and it is just crazy.
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Post by: King of Twitch on April 23, 2018, 10:39:58 PM
all the levels in fortnight are in daytime
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Post by: King of Twitch on May 18, 2018, 10:51:33 PM
Why isn't there a Guy Fieri of game development?
*samples some lines of C++*
"Mmm! That's out of the park!"
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 18, 2018, 11:12:05 PM
Wat
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Post by: ThePerm on May 19, 2018, 06:08:51 AM
"I was worried that the gameplay mechanics were going to be a bit janky but then you added these awesome bits of code and took it to PHYSICS-TOWN!!!
So good!"
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Post by: King of Twitch on July 05, 2020, 03:14:20 AM
does the Mushroom Kingdom have a Department of Transportation?
the reason I ask is because it doesn't seem like Jolly Roger Bay ever needed a ship in the first place.
point A: a ledge next to a wall
point B: a cave where stalagmites fall over for no reason
then they built a bridge out of blocks to the ship which temporarily activates after you step on a switch; why not just finish the nearly completed bridge with non-magical material? and then they built a canon to launch to the ship (in case you're in a REALLY big hurry?) so you don't even need the bridge, just really good aim. I bet they sunk that ship out of sheer incompetence.
