The King of Hyrule entered the great library of Hyrule Castle.
"Ah, there you are Zelda, my dear. I've been looking all over for you," the King said on seeing the familiar figure of his daughter standing by a mirror adjusting her gown.
"Huh? Oh, whoops, sorry, no," said the figure turning around and then blushing on seeing the King staring at him.
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"Link," the King said flatly upon realizing who he was actually looking at, "Do you know where Zelda is?"
"I'm here," declared a voice from behind a bookshelf which belonged to Princess Zelda. The King turned to the direction of the voice and saw Zelda come into view as she walked out from the book aisle she had been standing in. The King walked over to her.
"Is he still wearing that Zelda outfit?" asked the King, his voice a bit troubled.
"Afraid so. Ever since he went on that quest to Hytopia and met those two dopplegangers. He says it makes him feel safer, whatever that means," sighed Zelda. The sight of Link wearing the legendary dress and being mistaken for Zelda was growing to be a way too often occurrence of late.
Suddenly there was a scream from Link's direction. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! A SPIDER!" he cried and then ran out of the library at full speed. The King of Hyrule stood aghast at the sight while Zelda put her hand to forehead and rubbed it in frustration.
"I don't know what's happened to his courage," Zelda confessed.
"Perhaps he's been cooped up in this castle too long," suggested the King as he got his mind back to the matter at hand, "He may be missing some adventure in his life and it's causing this stir-craziness we are seeing."
"Hey! You may be onto something," exclaimed Zelda, her face brightening, "You're right! There hasn't been much for him to do lately or to challenge him. I'm going to check through the ancient legends of the land and see if there isn't some kind of quest he could engage in."
And so it was that in Zelda's search, she discovered the story an ancient set of the EarthFrog, a magical creature that would bestow any who approached it to be filled with courage as well as grant them a wish. However, since there would be those who would desire the EarthFrog's power for themselves, the EarthFrog slumbered hidden in a deep cave somewhere in Hyrule. The only way to awaken it was by playing the song of the EarthFrog with the Magical Maracas of Merida. To Princess Zelda, it appeared to be the perfect quest needed to awaken Link out of his stay-at-home-stupor.
"But I don't want to goooooooo," whined Link upon being told the news.
"Well, too bad. If you want to stay in the castle, you need to start earning your keep," Zelda declared.
"But it's soooooo pointless. No one else knows about this frog dude, there's no danger to the land and there's nothing we need to wish for. Plus, there's the fancy dress ball coming up and I was really looking forward to that," pouted Link.
"Nothing we need to wish for?" asked Zelda in disbelief as she finished packing Link's luggage, "Are you joking? Ganon could appear at any moment again and try once more to conquer Hyrule and plunge us all into darkness. With this wish, you could ensure that never happens and Ganon is never a threat again!"
"Well, at least let me pack along my legendary dress outfit," begged Link as Zelda dragged him to the castle entrance.
"Nope. Don't need it," Zelda quickly said as she raised the drawbridge to keep Link from re-entering the castle, "Have fun!"
"Fine. Let's go find some dumb maracas," groused Link as he got on his trusty steed, Epona, and set off into new strange regions of Hyrule.
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I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.
Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...
I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.
Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...
I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.
Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...
Yes, think you for using Ravio Inc brand hors. Hors is gud. Is your hors bad? To file return, customer service Ravio just need original order number. We send you gud hors back fast. Tell all friends to buy hors. All hors good.
Master Link
The batteries in your Wii remote are running low.
Dang it! I don't know what I'm going to do about that in the middle of Hyrule Field here. If only there was some travelling salesman around that sold batteries.
Today is the beginning of a lovely day and I believe I will take my trusty bug net to Hyrule Field and see if I can find a few insects to marvel at. If you wish to speak with me please write a letter and place it at my home in Hyrule Castle Town. Thank you. Skips out to Hyrule Field
Today is the beginning of a lovely day and I believe I will take my trusty bug net to Hyrule Field and see if I can find a few insects to marvel at. If you wish to speak with me please write a letter and place it at my home in Hyrule Castle Town. Thank you. Skips out to Hyrule Field
Save me any tasty ones... cluck cluck
Today is the beginning of a lovely day and I believe I will take my trusty bug net to Hyrule Field and see if I can find a few insects to marvel at. If you wish to speak with me please write a letter and place it at my home in Hyrule Castle Town. Thank you. Skips out to Hyrule Field
Save me any tasty ones... cluck cluck
So out in Hyrule Field I find a few wonderful bugs and I see a Cucco and it is inching closer to my presence and I can infer it wants something. The cucco looks at my subjects and back at me and a few other times. It dawns on me what this Cucco wants and I gently place the subjects on my person in a napsack and I quickly flee from Hyrule Field exclaiming Cuccos are not allowed in my kingdom.
Today is the beginning of a lovely day and I believe I will take my trusty bug net to Hyrule Field and see if I can find a few insects to marvel at. If you wish to speak with me please write a letter and place it at my home in Hyrule Castle Town. Thank you. Skips out to Hyrule Field
Save me any tasty ones... cluck cluck
So out in Hyrule Field I find a few wonderful bugs and I see a Cucco and it is inching closer to my presence and I can infer it wants something. The cucco looks at my subjects and back at me and a few other times. It dawns on me what this Cucco wants and I gently place the subjects on my person in a napsack and I quickly flee from Hyrule Field exclaiming Cuccos are not allowed in my kingdom.
I've got money....
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I'm rooted in the ground and can't travel. Please come visit me.
Today is the beginning of a lovely day and I believe I will take my trusty bug net to Hyrule Field and see if I can find a few insects to marvel at. If you wish to speak with me please write a letter and place it at my home in Hyrule Castle Town. Thank you. Skips out to Hyrule Field
Save me any tasty ones... cluck cluck
So out in Hyrule Field I find a few wonderful bugs and I see a Cucco and it is inching closer to my presence and I can infer it wants something. The cucco looks at my subjects and back at me and a few other times. It dawns on me what this Cucco wants and I gently place the subjects on my person in a napsack and I quickly flee from Hyrule Field exclaiming Cuccos are not allowed in my kingdom.
I've got money....
I want that money but I don't want to upset that cucco.....
I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.
Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.
Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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We at Ravio Inc do not approve of your means of intimidation in order to sell items. We at Ravio Inc believe items should be sold with class. We at Ravio Inc do not believe in marketplace competition. We at Ravio Inc vote Happy Mask Salesman.
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.
No vote yet
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.
No vote yet
The detective work is figuring out who each person really is...
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.
No vote yet
That is a good point. Inactives could just be laying low as we dont really know who they are so we need to get them playing. No excuses that they couldn't make it due to time zone or whatever with the extra long days. I'll vote king of the red lions (for now). Because i dont like lions... or boats... or boat-lions Ba-kaaaaaaak!!!
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?
Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.
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God, It's always "Sword of evil's bane" this and "the legendary blade" that. I HAVE A NAME YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERABLE PRICKS! AND I AM NOT SOME COMMODITY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. THERE'S A REASON WHY I DO THIS WHOLE "Chosen hero of the goddess" THING IT'S BECAUSE OF GREEDY CAPITALIST SHITS LIKE YOU!If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?
Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.
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Will you take 20 for it? Cluck-cluck...
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God, It's always "Sword of evil's bane" this and "the legendary blade" that. I HAVE A NAME YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERABLE PRICKS! AND I AM NOT SOME COMMODITY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. THERE'S A REASON WHY I DO THIS WHOLE "Chosen hero of the goddess" THING IT'S BECAUSE OF GREEDY CAPITALIST SHITS LIKE YOU!If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?
Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.
The preceding message is from Ravio Inc customer service. If you are dissatisfied with Ravio Inc customer service, please request your complaint to be escalated to a supervisor, and at our earliest convenience we will review and notify you of any changes to your order. Have a Raviotastic day!
Will you take 20 for it? Cluck-cluck...
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Err... I mean... There's a 99% chance that Hetsu just placed a vote against Linebeck.
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.
No vote yet
The detective work is figuring out who each person really is...
Link...Link...Wake up, Link! Pull yourself together, Link! Well? Have you come to your senses yet? You are surprisingly dull-witted...
An update masters. Analysis indicates that the vote tally is as follows:
Happy Mask Salesman - 2
King of Red Lions - 1
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:-[
Shakalaka! So few Korok seeds have been found, the sound of my maracas is still so depressing! The voting stash can't be expanded just yet. This current beat is no good, no good! It is time to dance a very hopeful and expressive dance!
♪Tiey tiey! Breaky breaky! No longer eveny!♪
Vote-a-ote-ote! Happy Mask Salesman!
HUUUUUUUUOOOH
I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.
Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
(https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-08-at-6.24.25-PM.png)
We at Ravio Inc do not approve of your means of intimidation in order to sell items. We at Ravio Inc believe items should be sold with class. We at Ravio Inc do not believe in marketplace competition. We at Ravio Inc vote Happy Mask Salesman.
What?!?! I hope you please reconsider...maybe we can have a joint enterprise as happiness salesmen? Please think of all the masks we could sell...
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