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TalkBack / RE:Nintendo World Report is Hiring!
« on: May 11, 2007, 09:18:01 AM »
I think he meant APA or MLA citations. He's trying to use big words to make himself seem smarter than the rest of us. But, I trust the staff won't be fooled.
















psittaceous.


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I did? Wow. I must be sleep writing.

Let's see here what is going on:

Excessive self-promotion of false news article, some mud-slinging, more words being taken out of context, abuse of the system is not troubling, fake PM, Sir_Stabbalot should really make a comment already. Head of Public Relations, his name is getting dragged throught the mud and he's nowhere to be found.

Moving on, I'm always capable of carrying out my threats. That's what makes me a leader. No bribery was involved. If that was the case, my other opponents would have recieved a bribe of some sort also. Why only bribe one person? When people are ready to support me, I support them in turn.

And the second news blurb, only broad allegations with no specific details or substantial facts.

All in all, not bad. You remind me of myself. Also, I'm going to break from the norm and offer you a job as my publicist. You can around on the campaign bus with me and get the inside scoop on all the hot topics like what am eating and what my opinion is on Brittany Spears.

Be careful though. I might have to sue your news for defamation and slander. Of course, now you'll try to use this as proof that I use threats and bribes but that would be grasping at straws.  

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Originally posted by: TVman
THIS JUST IN!!
TVman Has Never Solicited Sexual Favors from Fellow Forum-Goers



Would you like to start?


No Khushrenada! That is not helping the situation. Let Sir_Stabbalot handle this one. This requires using the diplomacy part of diplomatic immunity, not the immunity. At least, not just yet. Ah, sweet, sweet immunity.


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Where is my head of Public Relations? This your chance to shine.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:The Roleplay Arena #1: Crossing the Chasm
« on: May 11, 2007, 07:35:15 AM »
If you're looking to get across the chasm, just take the bridge man. If not, finish looking at the view and get out of the way of the bridge. Some of us are trying to cross it so we can use the garbage bin on the other side. I've got a bunch of junk in my pockets to get rid of. Some string, paperclips, a rubber band.  

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How very interesting.

I did a little test of my own. Knowing that a mod would step in and remove the site name being shilled by the WyattPeterChance man, I quickly quoted the post and then made my usual off-the-wall zany remarks. However, I left in the actual site name being shilled. I also made a comment at the end with the name of the site also. I wanted to see if a moderator would edit my message to remove the site name from it. But it remains untouched. Do you know what this means?

That no on reads my posts? Incorrect. It means that since I am running in this election, the staff can't touch me because that could be viewed as tampering with the results. The mods have to look like they are being fair and impartial to all the candidates. My candidacy makes me untouchable.

Ahh, diplomatic immunity, how shall I abuse thee?

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TalkBack / RE:Wii Not as Powerful as the Xbox?
« on: May 10, 2007, 06:49:10 PM »
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Originally posted by: Kairon
Darn! Khush owned up to his own mistake! I wasn't expecting that!

Hmm... what OTHER accusations can I sling at him? How else can I get someone who'll support my right to sign all my posts manually into office?


Yeah, I'm not really a stuck-up arrogant jerk. I only play one on TV and in the Funhouse. Type-casting. What can you do?

But you bring up a very interesting point. You've stopped typing your signiture at the end of your posts. What happened? I can't believe I didn't even notice. This election has been taking up a lot of my time. Also, I don't care if you manually sign at the end of your posts or not.

Actually, I could use someone to sign a whole bunch of autographs for me. The public. They just can't stop loving me. Since you seem to be pretty handy with your fingers, maybe you'd like to join my party. The fact that you are trying so hard to think of some OTHER accusation just shows the squeaky clean record I have. So why waste time?


EDIT: Thanks for the support WuTangTurtle.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Making the trip
« on: May 10, 2007, 06:40:44 PM »
Classy.

I think this is some of the best advice I've seen yet. I still like S-U-P-E-R's suggestion in the other thread but this was good too. Well, I'm off for today so now everyone can talk behind my back.

Don't forget. Trivia tomorrow.

TYP likes it if you come and disturb the game and blurt out the answers to songs so feel free to crash the party. I hear it's a prize triva tomorrow also. The winner gets an unattached Russian Woman with a green card of their choice. They just have to pick out the one they want from a website. It has something to do with NWR'S new sponser. All I know is it's a lot better than the true ads.

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TalkBack / RE:Wii Not as Powerful as the Xbox?
« on: May 10, 2007, 06:32:41 PM »
Ha ha ha. Good for me. I only read about the DS version being shown on video. Did some checking and see that you are correct. Some brief footage of the Wii version was shown also. I didn't realize there were two seperate CC videos shown.

Oh well. Not to worry. Golden Phoenix is relying on Smash_Brother and Pap64 to support her and I don't see that happening. Too much review fighting.  

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TalkBack / RE:Wii Not as Powerful as the Xbox?
« on: May 10, 2007, 06:09:34 PM »
The Crystal Chronicles game is for the DS. Trust me, I know. I'm a staff writer and have to keep track of these things. The full title is Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates. This job is a lock.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:The Game
« on: May 10, 2007, 06:05:29 PM »
Yessss, Happy Feet. That's... just what he is..... talking about......

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Wyatt is back. Hurry Ty, hurry. Oh why haven't they elected me to a staff position yet. I could nail Wyatt right now. While he is still online.

Well, let's talk Wyatt.

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Most on the list would not consider this a long distance relationship, maybe, intermediate.


That's what I was thinking. Still, like you said, at least Russian woman more acceptable to this type of relationship.

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If you met an UNATTACHED Russian woman who already has her green card and is a good match for what you are seeking in a wife. Check the local dating site Appearently, the staff can't edit my message so I have to edit it for them. Don't worry. I'm on your side. Your bad side. Heh heh heh. And yes, I just put the spoilers up tp make you wonder if I was still hiding the website name in my posts to learn more about Latvian and RW. Go for it and good luck.


Wow. Thanks for the hot tip there ol' buddy. I'll try to keep this one under my hat. Heh heh heh. Not sure about the unattached part. What if it doesn't work out? I'd like to send her back to Russia on the grounds she is married.

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Just remember after the newness wears off the same aspects of any relationship apply.


Ho ho ho. Ten-four good buddy. So, chances are, she will also become repulsed by my hobby of sleeping in manure and wearing clown make-up and open flatulance in public just like all the other women I have dated.

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This is a different event, let us know how it turns out.


You bet. I think that we'll......

wait a sec. Who is this "us" I'm supposed to talk to? Is there more than one of you Wyatt? Are you and Peter and Chance7a7a all part of some company trying to advertise and promote a site about dating Russian woman? I... I feel so dirty and used. I hate you Wyatt. And Petersmith and Chance7a7a. And I really hate site name used to be here but now it is gone. And no, the spoilers weren't here before. TThe spoilers are here now just in case a mod is looking for the site name to remove and try to assert some power. It just makes me so sick. You all make me sick. Congratulations on becoming the diarrhea of the internet. That's how sick you've made me.


EDIT: I guess by the time I was done typing, Wyatt had already left.  

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TalkBack / RE:Nintendo World Report is Hiring!
« on: May 09, 2007, 07:04:18 PM »
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Originally posted by: thatguy


And you need a Nintendo Pessimist position made exclusively for Ian.


If they need that, I'm sure I could fill it also.


Well, I'll give it a shot. I'm not sure I'll get it because of the preferred locale. Also, I have to be knowledgeable about Nintendo. And, I just learned last week that they make video games so I have a lot of cramming to do. And then there is the nonpay thing. I still think I'll be the first to crack this barrier. Once I get elected, the first bill I'm putting forward to the Senate is a pay increase for all staff (mainly me) and an extra 30 weeks vacation. Can't wait.

But hopefully with everyone fully supporting my campaign, I can overcome the barriers, get hired and allow myself to achieve my full potential on this site. That being when I'm cited as the moment when the site jumped the shark. Alright. All aboard the Khushrenada train to victory.


By the way, my suggestion for the Japanese correspondant would be S-U-P-E-R. He seems like such a nice young man and he even lives in Japan. It would be so nice to see him hired by NWR also.  

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Wrath of Rome V: Coming to Terms
« on: May 09, 2007, 06:49:16 PM »

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Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
I can't draw. Seriously. I have no art skills. So no comic book. but, I am slowly improving with 3DS Max...



Whoa. Why do you need 3 DSes? I mean, I can understand two for trading Pokemon but this just seems excessive.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:The Funhouse is Hiring!*
« on: May 09, 2007, 06:46:26 PM »
Ha Ha Ha. What's this? Shift Key is still trying to compete with me? The fool! Let's see. Well, he did take my answer for number 2 so I'll have to come up with something better. For whatever reason, it's the first thing that popped in my head also. Evil genius thinks alike. But I definitely know the answer to 9 - Gene Rayburn. Ah, I love Match Game. That was a great game show. Anyone who says game shows are boring or awful has never seen Match Game '73, Match Game '74, Match Game '75, Match Game '76 and etc. until it got cancelled in '83 or so.

But I will be hired for the funhouse. Just you wait and see.




In other news, it was hilarious to come to the site and see the big Now Hiring sign. Hasn't anyone noticed the election going on? Of which I'm winning/have won? Trying to subvert Democracy now? Making a whole bunch of requirements now? Must live in California? What? It's like they just want to hire MattVDB. Sadly, this makes things easier for my opponent Shift Key to get a job before me since he just has to live in Australia. I say, screw 'em and move to India as soon as you get the job.

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Helllllooo Nurse!

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Originally posted by: TVman
Khush fails for weak DC references.

How will you deal with this in the future?



Well, it's pretty simple, I'll just re-con this whole election story to leave out the parts that conflict and make it much more cohesive. As well, a major forum user or two will die. Maybe Caliban or thatguy. Then when I find out it created other problems and conflicts in the story appear once more, I'll do the whole thing over again. But this time, I'll follow it up with a thread that gets updated every week for a whole year or 52 Weeks. Yeah. This is going to be awesome.

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S-U-P-E-R, you got that message also. Aww, I thought I was the only one. Did you respond to it? Here was my answer:

Sorry my friend. I'm afriad I can be of no assistance to you. It seems I'm one of the few people who have not bought this game yet. I'm sure I'll get it in a few months or so but I doubt you want to wait that long for a battle. I wish you much success on your pokemon battle endeavors and hope you are able to find a worthy opponent or two. Thank you for writing.

Regards,
Khushrenada


A form letter for a form letter.  

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I had a feeling WuTangTurtle was kidding around but I wasn't sure if you were. And I hope my reply didn't sound harsh or anything because I was smiling the whole time I was writing it. I also didn't want the mods to think I was creating more than my usual havoc and let them know that I was not reponsible for the thread. It's bad enough there's some Lady Une account out there, I didn't want them to think I was creating a whole bunch of dupe accounts.



In other news,

Windyman and I were eyeball to eyeball and I think he just blinked. Yes, Windyman has taken the path of avoidance since he has no idea how to handle this crisis. This crisis on infinite threads. He hopes that by avoiding it, it will all just go away. Well, he is wrong. It is time, my comrades. Time to march to victory. He can not withstand us if we stand united. I'll be standing by the Quizno's on the west side of town. I'm going to enjoy a Chicken Carbonara sub while I wait for the rest of you to show up. And then WE WILL MARCH!

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You just keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll even begin to believe the lie after awhile.

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
LOLZ Windyman pwned khush


How? By avoiding the question in the mailbag? Running away from a fight is pwning someone these days?

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Originally posted by: Caliban
There was this thread where I called you a dumbass for misspelling Sheik, yeah that one dissapeared too.


No, that thread it still around. It's the "It really bothers me that people don't like Zelda" thread. First page.



Also, sorry for the disappointment. It appears that Windy can't bother to do the mailbag. So, now we may have to wait a whole week to see if he chooses to comment on the issue. Or maybe he never will in an effort to avoid the crisis that he knows is boiling here in the Fracture Zone. Who knows? I may have just killed the mailbag. What have I done? I must remember to use my power for good.  

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Pokemon Traders
« on: May 06, 2007, 08:07:16 PM »
Ah, my lovely reputation. It gets me into all sorts of predicaments. People suspect me of pulling all kinds of stuff. But I still wouldn't trade my reputation for anything. I love how people get so worried that I'm trying to fool them or pull the wool over their eyes that they just end up making fools of themselves on their own.

It's like the M*A*S*H episode where BJ says he is going to pull a prank on everyone (well, the main actors not the whole M*A*S*H unit). Hawkeye is so determined not to get fooled by BJ that he becomes suspicious of everything. In the end, it turns out the joke was on Hawkeye because BJ's practical joke was to not do anything but just make Hawkeye live in fear that a prank was coming.

Take this thread. All I had to do was just come and show up and everyone starts becoming suspicious. I bet if an accident occured and I just happened to come and stand by, I would be accused of planning the whole thing in the first place. And I would just smile and listen to the sweet sound of stupidity.

For your information, I did a quick search of Kid303's brief history on this forum. Before he posted this thread, he went to the friend code thread. There on pages 9 and 10 (if you view 20 posts per page) Kid303 posts some messages. He also clearly violates the don't respond, one post only rule but it seems that the staff has given up on enforcing that. His first message is around 4 hours before this post. Trust me, I wouldn't have bothered setting that up if I wanted to stage this. If I was staging this, I would just make this thread only. There's no need for me to do otherwise when my I'm just telling someone to post their friend code in the proper thread. Use some logic people. I do. It makes a world of difference. It might help keep you from making a fool of yourself.

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Originally posted by: Dasmos
Aren't you too long-winded to be staff?


No.

I just follow Iwata's example.





In another news, can someone explain what the heck is going on? I was told there was some thread exposing Caliban in the funhouse. I couldn't find it. I asked Caliban about it. He thinks it got deleted. What happened? Where's my staff? You are supposed to be informing me about these matters.

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