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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #575 on: June 24, 2020, 12:21:42 PM »
Looked it up out of curiosity and yeah, that's a pretty wild read. I'll link it here for anyone else interested. I've never really followed the show, so it's kinda crazy to see those old 'brony' memes have morphed into this over the past uh, is it really 10 years ago? But yeah, really sucks a kids' show was co-opted by racists and white supremacists. Not something you wanna see your kid who likes the show being exposed to.

This is a pretty funny video about the whole brony phenomenon for those who haven't seen it.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #576 on: June 24, 2020, 02:35:46 PM »
Read the article and yeah it does have a problem with that and several other problems and has had it since 2016 I want to say. At least since the end of Season 5. 

Wait you have a problem with the show or the people posting the images?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #578 on: September 25, 2020, 09:46:16 AM »
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle...... I wish I were making this one up.

Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/24/police-confiscate-345000-recycled-condoms-in-vietnam

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Police in Vietnam have confiscated an estimated 345,000 used condoms which had been cleaned and resold as new, state media reported.
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Police said the bags weighed over 360kg (794 lbs), equivalent to around 345,000 condoms, according to VTV.
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The owner of the warehouse said they had received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person”.
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VTV said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.


but in Vietmanese

Question.... is this still considered practicing "safe sex"?
Is this to now be known as the "not so sloppy seconds"?

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #579 on: September 26, 2020, 03:58:16 AM »
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The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

So that's (0.17$/kg)*[(1.043 g/mL)*(5 mL) + 2 g/rubber]= 0.122¢ per used filled condom. All the seized condoms would have been worth $423.16 at trade in.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #580 on: September 29, 2020, 04:34:27 PM »

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The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

So that's (0.17$/kg)*[(1.043 g/mL)*(5 mL) + 2 g/rubber]= 0.122¢ per used filled condom. All the seized condoms would have been worth $423.16 at trade in.

Now convert that into Vietnamese Dong and you may have a small fortune....
$423.16 = 9,813,503.56 VD

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« Reply #581 on: September 30, 2020, 12:26:55 AM »
That is too much VD for one person
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #582 on: October 08, 2020, 12:28:27 AM »
https://sports.yahoo.com/smart-male-chastity-device-vulnerable-053135255.html

'Smart' male chastity device vulnerable to locking by hackers

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A security flaw in an internet-connected male chastity device could allow hackers to remotely lock it -- leaving users trapped, researchers have warned.

The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui, is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring, and does not have a physical key or manual override.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #583 on: October 08, 2020, 01:47:57 AM »
I almost posted this a day or so ago. LOL

but what happens if you're locked in, and get an erection?

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #584 on: October 08, 2020, 10:12:11 AM »
The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui,

Is this how China enforces its one child per family policy?

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #585 on: November 23, 2020, 12:00:58 PM »
Not exactly on the News.... but do we call the Ghostbusters? or look for the Ninja Turtles!?

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1329780329603878912?s=20




Should the residents be wearing HazMat suits? Might be time to move..... just saying

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« Reply #586 on: November 26, 2020, 01:56:30 PM »
Not exactly on the News.... but do we call the Ghostbusters? or look for the Ninja Turtles!?

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1329780329603878912?s=20




Should the residents be wearing HazMat suits? Might be time to move..... just saying
Maybe Milo and Otis?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #587 on: November 26, 2020, 03:01:06 PM »
Not exactly on the News.... but do we call the Ghostbusters? or look for the Ninja Turtles!?

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1329780329603878912?s=20




Should the residents be wearing HazMat suits? Might be time to move..... just saying
Maybe Milo and Otis?

Could be the long rumored Nikelodeon Slime Underground Tunnel.
They've been producing it in secret for years, preparing for the great comeback.

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« Reply #588 on: December 03, 2020, 01:41:39 PM »
Adolf Hitler wins in LANDSLIDE margins in local African election.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55173605

https://www.newsweek.com/adolf-hitler-germany-namibia-elections-1552056



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Oh 2020, you just won't stop will you!!!

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #589 on: January 11, 2021, 10:18:16 AM »
Not only was Parler delisted, and then had it's servers shut down.... but now their ENTIRE user content w/ metadata has been downloaded and archived!!!!
including things people thought were "deleted" O_O

70TB's of data, including Private Messages
and if you saw what was being posted publicly.... you can only imagine what was shared privately
https://gizmodo.com/every-deleted-parler-post-many-with-users-location-dat-1846032466


tl;dr - Parler hacked. All info archived including names, emails, and verified accounts (w/ Gov issued Photo ID).
this includes private messages and "deleted" messages. Photos still have location data.
It's all there... unscrubbed... and just available for anyone to access (including the FBI).
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #590 on: January 11, 2021, 10:49:02 AM »
I feel like this happened before.... or maybe it was just about this device in general?

Anyway, I'll let the URL explain. LOL
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #591 on: January 11, 2021, 12:41:00 PM »
Almost feels like Parler was actually an elaborate honey pot for all these folks with how badly the security got compromised.

Though apparently before it went down a lot of people replied with all their information to an account titled "WH Office of Pardon Attorney" so these guys were going to basically turn themselves in if the data wasn't leaked through other means.



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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #592 on: January 11, 2021, 02:13:14 PM »
True "Patriots" reporting for prison Duty


and yes, I heard there were more than a hundred replies to that Pardoning Honey Pot.
not sure how many of them gave up all the requested info, but I'm sure more than a few did. LOL

Idiocracy in action.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #593 on: June 02, 2021, 04:54:36 PM »
Florida Man Strikes Again!!!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-took-his-son-on-paintball-drive-by-police-said-the-boy-10-ended-up-shot-with-a-real-gun/ar-AAKCsGF?ocid=msedgntp

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s Michael Williams drove past a gathering in the yard of an Opa-locka, Fla., home on Sunday night, police said, his 10-year-old son fired a barrage of paintballs into the crowd from inside his father’s van.

It was the 10-year-old’s idea, police later said: He’d asked his dad if he would take him on a “drive by shooting” with his paintball gun, and Williams, 26, allegedly said yes.

But as the paintballs peppered the crowd, at least one of the victims thought the gunshots were real. So the man pulled out his own gun and fired a single bullet at the van — wounding the young boy and sending him to the hospital.
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The boy’s father told WSVN that his son had been engaged in a paintball battle with several other children before the Sunday evening shooting. A witness in the neighborhood also told the station that Williams and his son had been wearing “ski masks and hoodies” during the attack, which Williams denied.

When the boy began firing paintballs, police said a resident named Gregory Barns believed “he and his family were under attack,” the Herald reported. Barns quickly fired one shot at Williams’s van.

After being struck with the bullet, police said, the 10-year-old fell out of the van and was run over as the vehicle continued to move. Williams then scooped the boy back into the van and drove home, where the boy’s mother called 911, according to a police report.

summary: 10yr old boy ask his dad (26) to take him on a paintball drive-by shooting in his van. Shot up a random crowd w/ paintballs. Guy in crowd fires single shot from real gun back wounding the kid. Kid falls from the van, dad runs him over.... dad scoops son back in to van, drives home, and then calls 911

I feel like that dad should be facing criminal charges, and lose parental rights.
not for just taking his son out on this request... but also not immediately driving him to the hospital.


but honestly, I should feel bad for laughing this hard.

p.s. the kid is gonna survive. Dad is charged w/ neglect (should be worse)
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #594 on: June 03, 2021, 02:37:13 PM »
Why the **** would you think that is a good idea?  I mean, as an adult, the 10-year-old is allowed to be dumb.  Especially in Florida, a concealed carry and stand your ground state, of all places and during a surge in crime.
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« Reply #595 on: June 03, 2021, 07:35:46 PM »
And why drive slow enough for them to retaliate / get your license number?
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« Reply #596 on: June 04, 2021, 01:51:27 PM »
Don't forget, the dad had to stop the van and either back up or circle back to pick up his 10 year old son after running him over with the van when he fell out after being shot with a real gun.

Lots to ponder about here.

and it was the mom who called 911 after she saw her baby daddy and bullet wounded 10yr old son show back up at the house.

I hope she files for sole custody. smh.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #597 on: June 06, 2021, 02:16:35 PM »
I am picturing a van with a sliding door and the kid opens it all the way to fire out of!?! Why not just shoot from the window. This must have been their first drive-by

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« Reply #598 on: June 06, 2021, 03:35:19 PM »
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