Great impressions on Dragon Quest Builders, Rocket League and Celeste. Gui's remarks on Gradius ReBirth were beautiful. I haven't played the game, so I can neither confirm or deny his impressions, but it was entertaining.
I sent an email regarding Jon's absence from 558. Since it's timeliness has passed, I figured I would post it in this topic for the amusement, bemusement or confusement of the forum. I had thought of workshopping it for performance at the Silver Beetle on Mersey Street, but between the uvula singers and the boisterious mime, it probably wouldn't get any notice. Thus I present:
I am Lindemann
Shalom Greg, Gui and James,
For whatever reason, it seems to be a time-honored tradition at RFN to comment on the cast member who is absent that week. The more outlandish and demonstrably false, the better. So I thought I'd compose a missive vis-a-vis Jon's absence this week.
In Planet GameCube's E3 2001 video, KI champ Ty Shugart was taping the PGC crew at their hotel room when a Tommy Hilfiger-wearing Jon Lindemann walks in. I said out loud: "Oh my God." He had a rather dark expression on his face. Perhaps the backlog was already weighing on him by the tender age of 47. But then we see him holding up a beer, saying to Ty "What's up man" in a friendly way, so the JonnyL we know and love was there all along.
During Saturday's live Q&A with Neal Ronaghan and new NWR director John Rairdin, Neal's Skype froze. When he came back online, we briefly saw a message icon saying "A Change at the Top" with Lindemann flashing OG signs.
Which naturally leads me to these questions: When the zombie apocalypse comes, will Jon be barricaded in his house, listening to rap records to drown out the jeers of a zombified James Jones, similiar to when Vincent Price played jazz records in "Last Man on Earth"?
Is Jon Lindemann a legend, or is the legend, Lindemann? Deep questions for deep waters my friends. May the Lindy in all of us lead us to the answers.
Live long and Lindy,
MASB
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*crickets*
I thank you.