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The operator of a La-Z-Boy chair converted into a motorized vehicle -- complete with a stereo and cup holders -- has admitted that he crashed the piece of furniture after leaving a bar in Proctor, Minn., extremely drunk.Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 61, of Proctor, pleaded guilty Monday to hopping on the chair on the night of Aug. 31, 2008, after visiting the Keyboard Lounge, then crashing into a more traditional vehicle in the parking lot. Anderson's blood-alcohol content was 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit for driving in Minnesota.Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said today that the chair is "quite decked out." Along with the stereo and cup holders, it is powered by a converted gasoline-powered lawnmower, a steering wheel, headlights and a power antenna.Foucault estimated that the La-Z-Boy can top out at 15 to 20 miles per hour. A National Hot Rod Association sticker adorns the headrest.The chair was impounded and will be sold at the next police auction."We have quite a few people calling about buying it," said Foucault, who half-seriously acknowledged that he's tempted to bid on it, except that "I have kids who would take it out and drive it on the street."Anderson admitted to police that he had been drinking at home, was leaving the bar and had drunk eight or nine beers that day before getting on the La-Z-Boy and crashing it into a Dodge Intrepid parked outside, Foucault said. Anderson was treated at the scene for minor injuries and given a field sobriety test, even though he pleaded several times with the officer to "give him a break," according to the police report."He failed everything," Foucault said, leading to Anderson's arrest and seizure of the chair. The officer on the scene checked Anderson's driver's license and determined that it had been revoked because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, according to police.Anderson, who does auto body repair work out of his home, was sentenced Monday to 180 days in the St. Louis County jail or at the Northeast Regional Corrections Center and was fined $2,000. The jail time and half of the fine was stayed for two years of supervised probation with conditions that include a chemical dependency assessment, random testing and 30 days of electronic monitoring.
bong water can count as an illegal drug.That decision from Minnesota Supreme Court on Thursday raises the threat of longer sentences for drug smokers in that state who fail to dump the water out of bong — a type of water pipe often used to smoke drugsThe court said a person can be prosecuted for a first-degree drug crime for 25 grams or more of bong water that tests positive for a controlled substance.Lower courts had held that bong water is drug paraphernalia. Possession of that is a misdemeanor crime.The case involved a woman whose bong had about 2 1/2 tablespoons of liquid that tested positive for methamphetamine. A narcotics officer had testified that drug users sometimes keep bong water to drink or inject later.
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CNN Coverage- Worlds Largest Pyramid JUST FOUND in Central AmericaHow did we miss a pyramid that big after all this time? Shouldn't we be thanking the loggers for exposing the pyramid from the massive jungle that engulfed it?
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PMEASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 25, 2009, 09:02:36 PMQuote from: EasyCure on October 25, 2009, 08:57:29 PMQuote from: Mop_it_up on October 25, 2009, 05:49:31 PMQuote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 12:18:08 AMI can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own riskI'll take your word on that one.I wasn't talking to you specifically, but its good that you stay away from it. It's pretty hot.Perv.takes one to know one
Quote from: EasyCure on October 25, 2009, 08:57:29 PMQuote from: Mop_it_up on October 25, 2009, 05:49:31 PMQuote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 12:18:08 AMI can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own riskI'll take your word on that one.I wasn't talking to you specifically, but its good that you stay away from it. It's pretty hot.Perv.
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 25, 2009, 05:49:31 PMQuote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 12:18:08 AMI can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own riskI'll take your word on that one.I wasn't talking to you specifically, but its good that you stay away from it. It's pretty hot.
Quote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 12:18:08 AMI can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own riskI'll take your word on that one.
I can't believe they have a page for "snowballing" look it up at your own risk
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honestly i think theres a pyramid in arizona..i see the thing when i drive by..it looks kinda like a mountain...but something doesnt seem right about it
Las Vegas is in Nevada, not Arizona
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.The man then ran out a back door.The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live"With the signal now destroyed, people around L.A. are surprised to discover aliens in their midst – seeing them on TV, chatting with them at the bar, meeting with them at the office, and even having sex with them."=O
A 'MONSTER' great white shark measuring up to 6 metres long is prowling a popular beach after biting another great white almost in half.Swimmers were warned to stay out of the water off Stradbroke Island after the shark mauled another smaller great white which had been hooked on a baited drum line.The 3m great white was almost bitten in half.The fictional shark at the centre of the Steven Spielberg blockbuster Jaws was estimated to be more than 1.5 metres longer.'It certainly opened up my eyes. I mean the shark that was caught is a substantial shark in itself,' says Jeff Krause of Queensland Fisheries.The great white, the most dangerous creature in the sea, was still alive when hauled onto a boat near Deadman's Beach off north Stradbroke island.News of the shocking attack on the smaller shark has sent jitters along the Queensland coast from Stradbroke Island, near Brisbane, to the Sunshine Coast further north down to the tourist mecca of Surfers Paradise, south of Brisbane.