Now the boyfriend found out that Max cut his brake lines... he decided to exact his revenge by attempting to poison the dog. Max didn't fall for it. the poor foul mothed parrot gets the short end of the stick since the boyfriend got away...
Kill count is now upto 5Now she gave the dog to Ray the Junkyard owner.... who clocked Max upside the back of his head with a shovel the moment she (the reporter) left...
Max came to chained to a pole weighted down by an engine and some other junk. Max got loose and Ray burned his face with an acetylene torch... I think the kill count is about to hit +1
Ray sure had some balls to do what he he did.
Unfortunately for Ray....
he doesn't have them anymore
Kill Count is now 6Max is back!!
and don't think that he forgot about the Boyfriend trying to poison him... and he already replaced him with a puppy (who likes to play with electrical cord plugs) too.
shall we mark Max down for another +1?
Let it be known that it is possible to reason with a dog
BF: "Ok, just take it easy Max"
max: growwwwwwl
BF: "Max, you came after me first, so let's just call it even and be friends"
Long story short, Max didn't kill him. For he is a Merciful
God Dog!
Instead, he just knocked him out and....
pissed acid in his mouth and face.
The police are onto Max, but he's too quick for them and their bad aim, so who do you call
When there''s a mutant dog,
loose in your neighbor hood
who you gonna call!?
The Dog Catchers!!
But what these guys didn't know, was that it was the dog that trapped them in the garage.... and that he just camoflaged himself.
Grave Marker for 2?
Not this time, but something tells me they won't be reporting to work tomorrow. I wouldn't blame them if they quit in the morning.
A cop found the mailman under the stairs....
Max found the cop...
Kill count is now 7Reporter came out to find out what was going on outside.... another dead cop in his car
Kill Count is now 8This is one crazy dog. There is no escaping him.
They even flipped the damn car with the dog halfway through the windsheild... and he gets up and walks away. Which animals genetic code allowed him to do that?
The way this dog is running through ventilation ducts and vents, then zipping around the dark room the way he was, I think they spliced some Aliens DNA into this dog too.
The
Kill Count is now up to 9 (the Scientist Guy),
but I have to give credit to the new Puppy on this one, with the dying assist by Max.
Max knocked him through an upstairs window as the scientist shot Max with a Shotgun, the scientist landed on a metal cage... the puppy, who has a thing for plugs, plugged something in that electrocuted the scientist till he was dead.
Max = 8
Puppy = 1
Total Kill Count = 9
But Max shall live on through his children since Lassie just had a litter.
I hope they name him Cujo
The End