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A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« on: April 01, 2009, 03:57:25 PM »
Today is a special day indeed! Mr. Balance Board takes some time from his busy schedule to give NWR readers a special message!
 http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/newsArt.cfm?artid=18085

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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 03:25:36 AM »
April Fools! :)
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 12:11:56 PM »
That second one has a GLaDOS vibe to it.

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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 01:05:43 PM »
The cake isn't a lie. It is counterproductive to the Balance Board's goals however.
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 01:56:39 PM »
whats with nintendo's portrayal of April Fools day as nothing but lies (this and Animal Crossing)?

 Not all pranks involve lies being told to make someone out to be a fool.
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 02:01:04 PM »
whats with nintendo's portrayal of April Fools day as nothing but lies (this and Animal Crossing)?

 Not all pranks involve lies being told to make someone out to be a fool.

I thought many jokes DID involve lies. For example, IGN's "Wii Expand" joke was a big, fat lie, despite having video footage of Bloody Brawl.

Its seems that the most basic April Fools prank is the one in which you say something shocking or unexpected, and when people fall for it that's when you say "APRIL FOOLS!". Even the most elaborate prank deals with some form of lie or exaggeration of truth.
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 02:08:05 PM »
Not all pranks involve lies being told to make someone out to be a fool.

Just the good ones.

I'm gay.  April Fool's!!
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 02:12:14 PM »
The original April Fools Day actually is based off "lying" of a sort. Originally, the new year was celebrated on April 1, until the switch to the modern Gregorian calendar. People who had forgotten this change fell victim to false party invitations and such come April.
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 02:17:23 PM »
Not all pranks involve lies being told to make someone out to be a fool.

Just the good ones.

I'm gay.  April Fool's!!

yay you consider that a good prank! :D
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 02:40:23 PM »
Mr Balance Board never lies? Maybe my wife can start asking him what he thinks of this dress with those shoes, or those earrings and this necklace, or whether I was really running late from a meeting last night because I'm long sick of answering.
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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 05:31:23 PM »
I'm just surprised to see that somebody on the staff of Nintendo World Report still plays Wii Fit. I guess the game really does have longevity.

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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 05:34:16 PM »
Psh, he just ganked the picture from Kotaku.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 06:13:35 PM »
...I feel like a fool.

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Re: A Special Message From Mr. Balance Board
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 06:17:04 PM »
Psh, he just ganked the picture from Kotaku.
LOL then he re-cropped it and branded it NWR material!!!

Plagiarism!!! Theft!!! April Fools!!!