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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #475 on: February 11, 2015, 06:29:00 PM »
Peter Molyneux is again found full of ****, no one surprised.


There are few developers in the industry that I would call "hacks" since making games is challenging, but Molyneux is definitely one of them. Total smug, arrogant, lying piece of ****.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #477 on: February 15, 2015, 09:49:18 PM »
Man dressed as Green Lantern for his wake....
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #478 on: February 17, 2015, 02:32:58 PM »
This may or may not actually be "IN" the news, but it's funny, and the "Lets talk politics" thread was closed, so I'll just post it here.

A NC Senator is the only one to show up on a Snow Day..... he decided it was a good day to pass some legislation.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jeff-Jackson-NC-Senate-District-37/245711905631405
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he is passing everything in a 1-0 vote. and having a ball doing it. just read his FB and twitter.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #479 on: February 17, 2015, 09:03:17 PM »
It's a good thing quorum rules exist, and I'll leave it at that.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #480 on: March 30, 2015, 02:23:36 PM »
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/news/20150330/fecal-transplant-treats-serious-recurrent-intestinal-infection

I posted about this awhile back but I can't find it. The study initially appears to have been successful.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #482 on: August 12, 2015, 10:29:29 PM »


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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #483 on: January 24, 2017, 01:02:20 AM »
70-year-old admits robbing bank, says jail is better than staying with his wife

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article128289384.html
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #485 on: February 17, 2017, 12:54:21 AM »
Florida Man has one busy life. Just once I would like to make the news, but he and his extended family seem to be in the news daily.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #486 on: April 06, 2017, 09:21:07 PM »
No joke, every time something bad happens I secretly hope it's an article from Florida and get disappointed when it's not.

Here's an interesting story: Girl found living with monkeys in India forest. Some weird inconsistencies in this story. Will have to keep an eye on this one for updates.

http://www.oneindia.com/india/real-life-mowgli-girl-found-living-with-monkeys-in-up-forest-2395948.html
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #487 on: April 21, 2017, 05:47:29 AM »

So this is what the end of the world looks like; not with a bang but stupidity.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #488 on: April 21, 2017, 11:52:42 AM »
That...makes me sad. It really isn't that hard to go to a farmers market. And it is also UN-healthy to exclusively drink the juice of fruits and veggies. You loose out on a lot of key vitamins, minerals, and other nutrients when you only drink the "juice" of produce. What ARE you getting? All of the plant's sugar, and too much sugar -even from fruits- is too much sugar. You should really eat whole fruits and veggies. It is also one of the best ways to get fiber.


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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #489 on: April 21, 2017, 03:16:02 PM »
I just got done reading an article about the Juicero.


What they basically wanted to do is replicate the success of something like the Keurig with a pricey piece of equipment and single serve containers you can only buy from the manufacturer at a high cost.  The only issue with that is


1) Coffee/mixes have a much longer shelf life than fruit or fruit pulp
2) Coffee has the inherent problem of effort into making coffee for 1 in a pot vs the being able to pop a cup into a keurig, hit the button, and go, whereas freshly squeezed organic juice isn't as hot a commodity as everyone's favorite caffeine vehicle.


Granted, maybe the investors of the company know this is a niche product for well-to-do people who don't value their money.  Or maybe the investors will be the ones juiced in the end.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #490 on: April 21, 2017, 08:07:09 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE

So this is what the end of the world looks like; not with a bang but stupidity.

I'm quoting this just so i can view the links. nothing shows up when embedded. (I https this site now)

edit: Wow. seeing how the machine itself isn't even needed to use the pouch... LOL.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #491 on: April 22, 2017, 01:47:17 AM »
So, they sell you unfiltered juice in a pack, and a machine that connects to your wi-fi for no reason to squeeze out the juice bits?

I was reading something the other day about malware and the internet of things. http://goingconcern.com/mirai-botnet-auditors-internet-of-things/  That site is a news blog for public accountants, but the article is a good summary and links to other articles.

I bring that up to say you're basically inviting a worthless machine into your home that can **** your ****.

Also, and I can't stress this enough, you can just buy juice.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #494 on: April 29, 2017, 06:24:03 PM »
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/

ya'll some nasty, nasty hoes out there. FR.
How is this like anything new? Kids huffing **** in water is more of a story.
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« Reply #495 on: April 29, 2017, 06:28:04 PM »
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/

ya'll some nasty, nasty hoes out there. FR.
How is this like anything new? Kids huffing **** in water is more of a story.

huffing **** in water? I don't know what that is, but I thought he most disturbing trend was when kids were drinking liquor, and popping pills through their butts. It was like rated "R" Southpark episode come to life.

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« Reply #496 on: April 29, 2017, 06:34:02 PM »
It is called Jenkem and it was fake as hell. The news outlets took it seriously and declared it a national emergency.

It is why there is a South Park episode where Kenny gets high from huffing cat anal sprays.
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« Reply #497 on: April 29, 2017, 07:09:49 PM »
I don't think I've watched SP since s13... but yeah... that also sounds like such a South Park thing to do. LOL

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« Reply #498 on: April 29, 2017, 11:01:56 PM »
That episode is particularly great for parodying Heavy Metal.
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