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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #503 on: July 11, 2017, 08:51:09 PM »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #505 on: July 27, 2017, 01:59:28 AM »
That parrot know what she did to his bro. Parrot is fam, parrot is life.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #506 on: September 10, 2017, 01:48:45 PM »
Wlidlife Reserve Gatorland promises that gators won't get out and reclaim Florida...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gator-park-preps-for-hurricane-irma_us_59b43351e4b0b5e531068aad


someone needs to check that those are just regular gators.... one gator is about to shoot a plasma beam out of it's mouth, and all of their eyes are glowing too.

someone should caption that photo.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #507 on: September 10, 2017, 10:16:07 PM »
jeez, they look like they have murder on their minds. Looks at this one. He's thinking "ehehehehe, going to eat a camera man..."


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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #508 on: September 11, 2017, 04:28:41 PM »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #509 on: October 09, 2017, 06:35:59 PM »


For the curious
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/island-resort-offers-guests-copious-11297526.amp

$5k per guest (30 guest for this event), 4 days 3 nights, 2 girls at a time (only 60 girls at event), buy your own airfare. Everything else, including ride to and from airport, is included.

#onlythepurest ;)

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #511 on: October 11, 2017, 04:55:50 PM »
Well, he was able to rob the bank after searching about it. Is there anything Google can't do?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #512 on: November 22, 2017, 01:44:37 PM »
http://www.absolute-knowledge.com/flat-earth-research-man-going-space-prove-earth-flat/amp/

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #514 on: February 23, 2018, 01:42:17 PM »
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Key Words: Stupid Watergate


You can't make this **** up... Almost posted this in RandomLOL's thread, but its actual real news, happening right now.

LMAO

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #515 on: April 14, 2018, 06:08:10 AM »
"I Knew I Could Beat It" Says man attempting to break Longest Masturbation World Record
https://melmagazine.com/the-man-trying-to-break-the-world-record-for-the-longest-time-spent-masturbating-a061601cd8d2


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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #516 on: May 01, 2018, 10:21:15 PM »
I feel like he pulled an Armstrong.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #517 on: May 05, 2018, 09:49:00 PM »
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You can't make this **** up... Almost posted this in RandomLOL's thread, but its actual real news, happening right now.

LMAO

Update on this story: It just keeps getting worse.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #518 on: May 11, 2018, 07:12:25 PM »
It's really weird when you see your surname plastered around...
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« Reply #519 on: May 12, 2018, 11:35:26 PM »
I got my first story ever published in a daily newspaper. Um, no link to share but it was exciting.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #520 on: July 03, 2018, 02:04:48 PM »
The annals of time have not always been kind to everyone's favorite planet.  :(
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #521 on: July 27, 2018, 03:44:20 AM »
FLASH CARDS!!!
fucking flash cards. ::infinite face palms::

Flash cards with fucking pictures and bolded words, because normal discussions was too complex....

"We broke down these complex economic problems into flash cards meant for a kindergarten class, told [him] we dumbed them down just for him... and the meeting went pretty well."

"We knew this wasn’t an academic seminar,” the official said. “It had to be very simple.”

“If you want to be stupid,” he said, “I can be stupid, as well.”

DISGRACEFUL. someone pull the plug, let this flatline already.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #522 on: July 27, 2018, 04:28:09 AM »
No name, but I would put money down on who that would be.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #523 on: July 27, 2018, 12:37:09 PM »
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I know what I saw, and now we have what we got, but did anyone really win?

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #524 on: August 07, 2018, 02:10:26 AM »
Who would have thought this would happen, but a certain Hollywood Star has been vandalized so many time (sad) that The Hollywood City Council has voted Unanimously to have that certain Star removed from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (such a shame)

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