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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #125 on: April 08, 2017, 01:24:47 AM »
It Was Once Someone’s Job to Chat With the King While He Used the Toilet

“Groom of the Stool” could be a crappy role, but it came with great benefits.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/king-toilet-attendant-england
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #126 on: June 13, 2017, 01:14:46 AM »
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #127 on: June 13, 2017, 10:22:34 AM »
Toilet shaped Mug on Amazon
Price: $12.99

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002SQG4TU/ref=strm_fun_79_nad_39_4

Imagine with chocolate nuggets floating in your coffee.
Would look so delicious.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #128 on: June 13, 2017, 12:59:08 PM »
Fill it with Mountain Dew.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #129 on: September 12, 2017, 01:11:28 PM »
Consider this a "lunch warning"




130-tonne 'monster fatberg' clogs London sewer

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -- dubbed a "monster fatberg" -- clogging a Victorian-era sewer in London, utility company Thames Water said Tuesday.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/130-tonne-monster-fatberg-clogs-london-sewer-151433189.html
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #130 on: September 12, 2017, 08:01:50 PM »
Coming back from a trip to HongKong and the toilets are pretty harsh most the time with one or two being unusable. Cost to build the said toilets have little baring on quality. Access is also an issue. It use to be a lot worse as you has to beg/but access to one.

There are some horror ones where you just don't know how this happened.

Seoul incheon international is quite good if not a little busy.

That's too bad about Hong Kong toilets.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #131 on: September 12, 2017, 08:26:04 PM »
Consider this a "lunch warning"




130-tonne 'monster fatberg' clogs London sewer

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -- dubbed a "monster fatberg" -- clogging a Victorian-era sewer in London, utility company Thames Water said Tuesday.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/130-tonne-monster-fatberg-clogs-london-sewer-151433189.html

Not sure how body shaming the clog is helping anything.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #132 on: September 12, 2017, 10:21:11 PM »
Consider this a "lunch warning"

130-tonne 'monster fatberg' clogs London sewer

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -- dubbed a "monster fatberg" -- clogging a Victorian-era sewer in London, utility company Thames Water said Tuesday.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/130-tonne-monster-fatberg-clogs-london-sewer-151433189.html

Not sure how body shaming the clog is helping anything.
The writer of the article is math illiterate or just illiterate.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #133 on: September 13, 2017, 04:36:25 PM »
How did they weigh that thing?
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2017, 05:58:27 PM »
What a shitty job.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #135 on: September 13, 2017, 09:38:12 PM »
People, DO NOT flush those stupid wipes. They say they disintegrate, but only in a perfect world...

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #136 on: September 13, 2017, 09:55:08 PM »
Screw that, I want a clean ass.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #137 on: September 14, 2017, 12:32:49 AM »
You can use them, just throw them in the trash.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #138 on: September 14, 2017, 02:44:35 AM »
Use like one. Clean up the majority with normal toilet paper and finish with a wipe.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #139 on: September 14, 2017, 01:39:10 PM »
Use like one. Clean up the majority with normal toilet paper and finish with a wipe.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #140 on: September 15, 2017, 01:47:38 AM »
Use like one. Clean up the majority with normal toilet paper and finish with a wipe.

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It's like wiping your ass with silk.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #141 on: September 18, 2017, 01:06:39 AM »
It's reusable toilet paper that cleans itself!


That's where that post belongs and not in the science thread.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #142 on: September 25, 2017, 05:05:14 PM »
People spend more time sitting on the toilet each week than exercising, study finds
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/24/people-spend-time-sitting-toilet-week-exercising-study-finds/

this is in the UK so they're living on a tiny island and they have an excuse but w/e
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #143 on: September 26, 2017, 11:30:01 PM »
Constipation? Laziness? or is everyone over there just playing that Layton game on their phones?
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #144 on: September 29, 2017, 05:07:43 PM »
Man’s 8-Story Fall Cushioned By Port-A-Potty

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/28/gaylord-hotel-worker-potty-fall/

Saw that on Home Improvement
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #145 on: October 07, 2017, 12:22:47 AM »
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/japans-bathroom-ghosts?

Get to Know Your Japanese Bathroom Ghosts

In Japanese folklore, there are a number of spirits rumored to appear in bathrooms. Some reach out from the insides of toilets; others whisper through the stall walls. Each one has its own grim story and particular behavior, but they all share a connection to the bathroom.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #146 on: October 13, 2017, 12:41:46 AM »
Scientists say $1.8 million worth of gold is flushed down Swiss sewers every year

https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-1-8-million-worth-095704440.html

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #147 on: November 17, 2017, 12:16:14 AM »
Stone toilet discovered in a gate-shrine in Israel referenced in the Bible.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #148 on: January 10, 2018, 12:57:25 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2018/01/09/snuggle-robots-and-talking-toilets-ces-2018s-wildest-gadgets/?utm_term=.ce74abe927ad

latest and greatest from CES 2018: Kohler Numi, an Internet-connected toilet
  • can ask Alexa to flush
  • connects to the Internet and responds to voice commands
  • no microphone on the toilet itself, but there are speakers to play your favorite tunes.
  • keeps track of water usage
  • can ask Alexa (as well as Google Assistant and Apple’s Siri) to lift the seat or activate your favorite bidet spray configuration.
finally does the job women won't do, but I'd hate for someone to dox my toilet!
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #149 on: January 10, 2018, 01:48:34 PM »
does it measure water displacement so I can track how large my shits are?
what about consistency? and content? I'd like to know if my body is processing what i'm eating properly so that maybe I can change my diet so that my poops are of ideal consistency and weight.

Does it also track how often I poop and what time of day so that I can establish a pattern and plan my day out better so that I don't get caught in the middle of a task with a scheduled poop upcoming?