Need someone to watch your dog when you go to heaven? (http://www.dailymail.com/News/201105191294)
Guide for believers if (when) the rapture doesn't happen. (http://gawker.com/5803950/what-to-do-when-the-rapture-doesnt-happen-a-guide-for-believers)
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: Ceric on May 20, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
In a way I may be disappointed if I'm around on Sunday. Though the rapture can't happen till I at least finish Wind Waker.
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: King of Twitch on May 20, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Why, so you can get a preview of hell?
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: Stogi on May 20, 2011, 03:09:17 PM
I wonder how much money this guy has made.
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2011, 03:23:11 PM
I should have started a Heaven's Saving Fund for all those that feel they may be moving on.
Write over all of their belongings (assets, cash, valuables) and I will transfer all of those belongings into something they can use on the other side*. *only redeemable once on the other side.
I could have been a millionaire overnite.
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: Stogi on May 20, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
If you could actually find one of those assholes, than yeah...you could have been. But how badly do you feel about taking advantage of stupid people?
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: Plugabugz on May 20, 2011, 06:32:24 PM
Britney Spears did this.
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: ShyGuy on May 20, 2011, 06:56:25 PM
If we had any really moderators, this thread would be locked and several people would be banned.
Title: Re: THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 20, 2011, 08:55:51 PM
I take back what I said about ShyGuy. He can be a real killjoy.
