Topic: Havent been able to find a goot answer to my switches problem...

[khanhns35]

So its been a couple days now. And my switch has been automatically drifting to the right. I have 4 different switch remotes and individually they all do fine. But after I try playing any game for a bit, something starts to go to sh*×. Ive completely shut down and restarted my switch multiple times and it seems to work at first. Then inevitably somethings screws up. Most of the time its the menus speedily bringing my selection to the right. (Like the home menu when I'm selecting a game)

[pokepal148]

So its been a couple days now. And my switch has been automatically drifting to the right. I have 4 different switch remotes and individually they all do fine. But after I try playing any game for a bit, something starts to go to sh*×. Ive completely shut down and restarted my switch multiple times and it seems to work at first. Then inevitably somethings screws up. Most of the time its the menus speedily bringing my selection to the right. (Like the home menu when I'm selecting a game)

But thats not the only problem. A couple times now after a hard reset, it works. So I join a smash ultimate online game. And before I'm even matched I cant use the A button at all nore the up tilt on the stick.

Ok no big. Maybe its the specific right remote... So I switch it out and it works fine, then the left remote (the directional movement stick if you know smash) isnt working. So I switch that. Again, working fine. Then 10 min later it's like it doesnt exist.

What is going on?? Please I need I help. I lpve my switch and the games. Ive bought 4 joycons total and its still screwy not matter what I do. This is getting expensive...

I mean I know its the "switch" but I didnt think that meant switch out a 40 dollar joycon every five seconds.

[Khushrenada]

I love when spambots finally expose other spambots by copying them with their message even though they never got around to actually posting any spam.

[william122]

Nice blog, the article you have shared is good.This article is very useful. My friend suggest me to use this blog.
If the URL is to be believed,  this was a website about tractors.

[UncleBob]

I vote we don't ban william122.

That was ballsy.  And funny.  Thanks, william122.

[pokepal148]

This is just incredible.

Also I like it when I report a post and once the page reloads there's unclebob.

[UncleBob]

Yeah, but I just can't pull the trigger on this one.

william122.  There's one vote to save you, one vote to ban.  Take a chance to plea your case before someone else votes.  Tell us video game nerds more about tractors.

[Khushrenada]

My friend suggest me to use this blog.

Your friend was banned and now you will be too.

I vote we don't ban william122.

This ain't Mafia.

[pokepal148]

I'm on the staff list. Do I get a vote?

[UncleBob]

Quickly, william122!  Make your case!  Another mod is online and he will smite you!  I cannot save you!

[UncleBob]

This ain't Mafia.

A.) I read that in Duke Nukem's voice.

B.) Can we have a spambot Mafia, where we let one spambot survive?

I'm on the staff list. Do I get a vote?

I counted you as the ban vote, since you reported it.

[Khushrenada]

I cannot save you!

Because you have to ban him. This is it, UncleBob. Time to prove whose side you're really on. You say you are a mod but here you are trying to protect some stupid spambot. Either you ban this spambot now or else you'll be banned.... from being a moderator. Now hurry up and ban this spambot.

[UncleBob]

Is he a stupid spambot?  Or is he a genius spambot?  He's gotten us to all look at his post.  He's lasted several minutes with TWO mods online.  I think it proves he is an amazing spambot.

[UncleBob]

Well, shoot.  He went offline.  I tried to give him a chance. Sorry, buddy.  Come back tomorrow with a new account.

[Khushrenada]

You know the rules. A moderator and spambot cannot be friends! They are mortal enemies!! If we don't ban them then they will be the ones to take control of the forum! Do you really want this forum to be about.... tractor info?! So ban this spambot and that's final!

[pokepal148]

RIP little buddy.

Serious talk though, forum mods should be on the staff list in some form. I mean i'm not much more than a freelance reviewer who plugs Mafia games and I'm on there.

[Khushrenada]

Well, shoot.  He went offline.  I tried to give him a chance. Sorry, buddy.  Come back tomorrow with a new account.

You learned a hard lesson today. No matter how friendly a spambot may appear even with it going so far as to say hi and that they like you and your posts, in the end they will always betray you and reveal their true intentions. But you did the right thing and you've proven today that you really are a mod and one of us. Now come and join the rest of us mods as we hang out in our special forum hidden from the rest of this poasting scum where we make fun of them all behind their backs. Especially that really bad poster pokepal-something-or-other. Oh man. You're gonna have so much fun mocking him and his reports to the moderator.

[Khushrenada]

RIP little buddy.

Serious talk though, forum mods should be on the staff list in some form.

The CIA doesn't post the names of their secret agents on some kind of employee directory for people to see. Why, then, would (or should) NWR do the opposite of that and list the names of the forum moderators on their staff list for everyone to see?

[UncleBob]

You know the rules. A moderator and spambot cannot be friends! They are mortal enemies!! If we don't ban them then they will be the ones to take control of the forum! Do you really want this forum to be about.... tractor info?! So ban this spambot and that's final!

We could have been friends.  I could have changed him.  Brought him to the good side.