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Offline Sir_Stabbalot

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Behold! the Wabbajack!
« on: December 22, 2005, 02:11:37 PM »
Produces large metal pole from thin air.

Yes, yes! Here is the mighty Wabbajack! One whack will turn any living creature into a random animal! Let me demonstrate...

Whacks self and turns into a rabbit, dropping the Wabbajack.

Ah hell. I wanted to be something at least with opposable thumbs, but whatever. Give it a try and see what you turn into!

Runs off to find a carrot.  
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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2005, 02:37:08 PM »
Oh sweet, it's physical comedy, cept with words.
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Offline Zach

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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2005, 09:27:30 PM »
OH great *whacks self with Wabbajack, and turns to a wolf (ala twighlight princess)*

SWEET, What should I do???

*proceeds to eat tasty bunny*
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RE:Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2005, 04:03:36 AM »
*Wabbajack WHACK!  - Turns into Duckman*

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RE:Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2005, 09:53:47 AM »
Is being eaten.

I shall have my revenge!!! AGFHHHhurg...

Gives wolf one hell of a case of heartburn.

Use the sacred Wabbajack to avenge me!
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Offline Zach

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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2005, 07:49:59 PM »
*burp*
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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2005, 03:05:43 AM »
::Beats everyone with pole killing role-players.::

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RE:Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2005, 04:00:58 PM »
Respawns and runs over ib2kool4u912 with a ride-on lawnmower.
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Offline PIAC

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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2005, 09:24:39 PM »
So this thread is basically for furries right? Gross.

RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2005, 10:10:19 PM »
Is this Zelda Infinite? Cos that forum is for shitbags.
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Offline vudu

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RE:Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2005, 09:11:58 AM »
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Originally posted by: FREE KEVIN
So this thread is basically for furries right? Gross.
I thought you quit the Internet.
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Offline Sir_Stabbalot

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RE:Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2005, 02:49:41 PM »
Furries? Wha?
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Offline PIAC

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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2005, 06:24:57 PM »


The internet makes you furry.

Offline Sir_Stabbalot

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RE:Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2005, 04:08:49 AM »
So that's a furry. I've heard it said before but never knew what it was. I can say 100% No. Allow me to explain...

In the Elder Scrolls games, one of the Daedric (essentially evil) gods is Sheogorath, the so-called 'Mad God'. He's quite a fan favorite. Anyway, in any Elder Scrolls game with him in it, there are quests you can do for him to get special weapons, such as the fabled 'Fork of Horripulation'. One of them is a metal rod called 'Wabbajack' that transforms any critter you hit with it. It could make a wolf into a cat, or a rat into an Ice Giant. So, no sin against nature half-humans, just normal animals.

Why try to amke a topic about this? What's more random then a metal stick that can turn you into an alligator? Of course, since no one here's a roleplayer here, it would be best to let this thread be washed away by the endless flow of topics in Ty's funhouse...
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RE: Behold! the Wabbajack!
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2005, 12:41:28 PM »
I see you're engaging in a game of LARPS, live action roll playing. I happen to be an old hand at it!