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Offline Karl Castaneda #2

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I got stabbed by a spork.
« on: December 19, 2005, 07:51:35 AM »
I feel like such a tool.
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2005, 07:56:37 AM »
A spork stabbed you? What did it use?
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 08:12:43 AM »
a fork
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Offline Karl Castaneda #2

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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 08:52:36 AM »
It used a ladel.
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 09:49:08 AM »
Was soup involved?
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 10:08:22 AM »
It was more of a gumbo, really.
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 12:27:14 PM »
sporks are perfect for gumbo, what with the big chunks of okra and sausage. Although I prefer the french spelling "sporque" or more properly "le sporque"
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 05:37:28 PM »
I got that gansta gumbo, if you want me to serve you a pot of it. . .



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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 02:52:30 PM »
how do you say i got stabbed by a fork in Russian?
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RE:I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2005, 07:05:51 PM »
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how do you say i got stabbed by a fork in Russian?
"My name is Trotsky"

Ice pick, fork, same thing...
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RE:I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2005, 10:33:48 AM »
Meh. I have found a superior utensil, the SPIFE!!! It cuts AND scoops at the same time!
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RE: I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2005, 09:18:06 AM »
Lord Jesus Sanchez
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RE:I got stabbed by a spork.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2005, 04:56:32 AM »
  Ahem, speaking of sporks, anyone know where I can find a full set of stainless steel sporks?
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