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Hey everyone, it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty and start hurlin' insults and blowin' fools up! Don't forget that this time around, there's a twist in how things are done! This game uses phrases in place of words. When you choose a phrase, you also now choose a player on which you want to target with the phrase. If the phrase you chose is safe, then the player you chose is safe. If the phrase you chose is the bomb, then the player you chose blows up! Each player can be chosen only once per round, so everyone will still be in danger each round. You cannot choose yourself. If you are the one who has chosen which phrase is armed as the bomb phrase for a round, you are not allowed to tell other players which one you chose. I'm watching you! I'll know!

Here is an example of how a round works: the selections are all phrases, and each one has a blank space in it. You will then choose one phrase, and then choose one player and insert their name into the blank. As an example, let's say a phrase you want to choose is "_______ is a big meanie head" and the player you want to target is Mop it up. You would simply post:

"Mop it up is a big meanie head."

If this phrase is safe, then it would be Mop it up who is safe. If this phrase is the bomb, then Mop it up explodes! So, the idea is actually to try to choose which phrase is the bomb this time, so that you can explode the player you've chosen.

The phrases are all quotes from forum posts of various NWR members, slightly modified to have a blank for a name to be inserted. Since they're all about NWR, then you know what that means...



Hm, if this theme is NWR, and with this twist of actually targeting other members and trying to blow them up with bombs, I guess this may play out a bit more like a Mafia game instead. Perhaps I should just instead have everyone vote for a player, and then whoever gets the most votes is out. Hm, but then I would also have to write a story and that would be tricky. Speaking of which, we haven't done a Mafia game in a long time, are those officially dead? They were fun while they lasted, but the last few times haven't had much participation so it might be time to just retire them. I should probably be spending more time playing actual Nintendo games anyway instead of forum games, I've still got plenty more Super Mario Maker to play. Oh hey, why don't we share our levels in here? Not like anything else is going on.

...Oh whoops, I think I fell into another problem of NWR:



Ahem. Well, we better get started before we all get distracted again. Hm, distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? I'm focused! I'm focused! Let us begin.

Phrases left:
1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "Nintendo has seen fit to pander to the increasingly senile _______ & his motion control obsession"
7. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
8. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
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9. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
10. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Players left
Soren
oohhboy
Khushrenada
nickmitch
NWR_insanolord
ShyGuy

TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos


1 players remain
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2016, 09:03:18 PM »
The first bomb phrase is chosen and the game is underway!

Soren, you're up first to select!

The process is simple. First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "Nintendo has seen fit to pander to the increasingly senile _______ & his motion control obsession"
7. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
8. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
9. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
10. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
oohhboy
Khushrenada
nickmitch
NWR_insanolord
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2016, 09:18:17 PM »
I mean, c'mon. Right now we all know "Nintendo has seen fit to pander to the increasingly senile NWR_insanolord & his motion control obsession"
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 09:22:15 PM »
I am beyond stoked that you chose to use my image for your game. This is an all new forum highlight for me!
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2016, 09:27:26 PM »
Wow! Right off the bat we have an elimination. Poor Insanolord didn't even get a turn yet, and just like when a thread gets derailed and a train can't stay on the track...



This gives Soren control of the bomb for the next round, which will begin as soon as it's chosen.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2016, 09:30:16 PM »
WAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2016, 10:02:24 PM »
The phrase is chosen and the action resumes!

oohhboy, it's your choice now!

The process is simple. First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
7. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
8. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
9. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
Khushrenada
nickmitch
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2016, 10:19:25 PM »
Oh, **** this.
Insanolord is a terrible moderator.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 11:30:34 PM »
Khushrenada  is a pedobear cosplayer
I'm Lacus. I'm fine as Lacus!
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2016, 12:09:42 AM »
Wow! And just like that, Khushrenada is...

...

Safe!

He's also the next one up to choose. Khushrenada, what'll it be?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
7. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
8. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
nickmitch
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2016, 02:16:35 AM »
That might be the best thing I've done on this forum yet.
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2016, 02:14:55 PM »
Hopefully I can return the favor by stating that:

oohhboy is too reasonable for this forum.

Wow, Soren, wow! You fulfilled the potential of this game instantly. I think everyone was hoping to do that. Take a bow.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2016, 02:47:48 PM »
oohhboy may just be too reasonable for this forum... and that's why he'll need to stick around! He is now safe.

This brings the choice to Nickmitch. What'll it be?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
3. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
4. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
5. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
6. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
7. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2016, 05:46:25 PM »
Wow, Soren, wow! You fulfilled the potential of this game instantly. I think everyone was hoping to do that. Take a bow.


I just knew that one would be a popular pick. That play went even better than I hoped it would go.
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2016, 11:31:50 AM »
Lucariofan99 is kind of a snarky bastard.
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2016, 02:08:43 PM »
He may yet be, but he's also a safe one.

Next up is ShyGuy. Don't be shy, guy!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
2. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
3. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
4. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
5. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
6. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Silenced
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2016, 02:35:09 PM »
Lucariofan is hardly the person on the forums I'd call snarky.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2016, 07:33:38 PM »
Soren seems like mafia to me...

I'm tempted to use my own quote, but I will go with

It's a shame that SOREN doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all...

I'm not, mad I'm just disappointed.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2016, 08:21:59 PM »
You may also find it a shame that he is now safe.

Next up, we have TOPHATANT123. Can he do it?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
2. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
3. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
4. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
5. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
nickmitch
ShyGuy
Silenced
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2016, 08:31:25 PM »
We're in senility awareness month so I suppose it's only natural.

Nintendo no smart like Silenced am.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2016, 09:08:59 PM »
Senile, silenced, he sure is a lot of S words. Including "safe."

It now falls to Lucariofan99. Only a few choices left!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
2. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
4. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
ShyGuy
Stratos

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2016, 10:53:40 PM »
[size=0px]I feel like [/size][/size][size=0px]ShyGuy [/size][/size][size=0px]doesn't really have anything substantial to say.[/size]
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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2016, 11:44:37 PM »
Despite the poor formatting, I'm able to figure it out. If ShyGuy does have something substantial to say, we'll never know, as his train of thought never made it to the station.



Yeouch. Poor guy. I imagine he will also be shy of trains after this.

And with that, we have our second elimination! This gives Lucariofan99 the next choice of bomb, so the game will resume as soon as I receive it.

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2016, 09:35:57 PM »
I TOLD YOU SOREN WAS MAFIA

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Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2016, 12:28:13 AM »
The phrase is chosen and the game resumes!

The first up in round 3 is Silenced! What will he choose?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
5. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
6. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
7. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
8. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
Khushrenada
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Stratos