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Offline stevey

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2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« on: June 14, 2006, 10:48:28 AM »
link A huge sipment of the Black DS lite and a bunch of games heading to Europe has gone missing. There is a $123,000 reward if their found!

Even though this is really bad for nintendo maybe nintendo will finnaly learn to release colors in the us so this short of thing wont happen...
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RE:2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2006, 10:51:45 AM »
wow. that really sucks. if not found, thats a big loss for nintendo.
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2006, 11:06:26 AM »
It was me.

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2006, 11:15:35 AM »
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

( hey, caliban, can i have a ds lite?)
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2006, 11:16:54 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 11:24:51 AM »
That's a shame.  I followed the links back as far as I could to see if this was just a rumor, and ended up on some Chinese site.  "Nintendo" was translated into "No matter what the heaven" by babelfish, so if nothing else good comes of this, I at least found a new favorite phrase.

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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2006, 11:27:05 AM »
Please let me in, Please : " Can i have a nintendo ds lite?"

Caliban looks up from his game hes playing on his lite.

Caliban: "No."

Please let me in, Please begins to cry, whine, then runs out the house, into the street, takes a bus for miles till he gets to nintendo of america.

Iwata: "Yes little boy? You said you had big news. What is it?"

Please let me in, Please stops crying and sucking his thumb, grabs his teddy bear and plays innocent kid.

Please let me in, Please : " The mean bad old Caliban took the lites from you mister. What should we do? goo goo gah gah."

Iwata laughed for minutes on end, so hard he choked for a second. Regaining himself, he looked over to the boy.

Iwata: " Simple, flames erupted in his eyes as he began, WE WILL LOCATE HIM, SHOOT HIM, THEN FEAST ON HIS REMAINS!!!!!!"

He then pressed a secret button, and was sucked up into a compartment above the building. Out the window, Please let me in, Please saw a giant powerranger ship fly off to Calibans house, and then a nuclear explosion.

Next, he saw the ship fly back in the same direction, suddenly stopping in front of the window. A giant hand crashed through it, nearly knocking glass on Please let me in, Please and then it opened up to revail; a ds lite.  
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 11:45:02 AM »
You know Reggie, after hearing this, merely stood up from his desk, put on some shades, and snarled "I shalle return." and promptly left the building.

We're going to hear reports a masked man single handed beat up several pirates, ninjas, and pirate ninjas in his pursuit of recovering Nintendo's property.
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RE: 2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2006, 12:34:07 PM »
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"Nintendo" was translated into "No matter what the heaven" by babelfish, so if nothing else good comes of this, I at least found a new favorite phrase.
I think it means "leave luck to heaven" or something like that..
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RE: 2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2006, 12:47:06 PM »
Bite the wax tadpole.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2006, 12:57:37 PM »
So that would be what, about 17,000 DS lites stolen?

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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2006, 01:14:00 PM »
Oh, I know all about the meaning of "Nintendo."  I just found the wording of this translation very humorous.

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RE: 2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2006, 02:11:14 PM »
So the reward is $123,000 but if I had the stolen units and sold them at half price I could make over a mil.  If I knew where they were I might just steal them myself if I could.

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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 02:45:31 PM »
I really want the black DSl, and this news makes it worse for us north-americans to be able to buy it, even for the europeans this is bad news. I wish I did stole at least one of them and I would gladly leave the exact amount on the spot, and then I would run away obviously.  

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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 04:22:46 PM »
I suspect the hand of Sony in this.
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2006, 04:30:49 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2006, 04:32:38 PM »
So, anybody check eBay yet?
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RE: 2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2006, 05:50:41 PM »
To whoever did this, they better be really carefull when trying to sell these. I'm not gonna pretend to know the how Japanese business is run, but I can bet on someone getting castrated when all is said and done.

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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2006, 06:01:24 PM »
The perpetrator will win a cameo appearance in Red Steel.

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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2006, 07:22:11 PM »
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I suspect the hand of Sony in this.

Me too.

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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2006, 07:24:30 PM »
I'll be checking eBay in the next few weeks for $20 black DSLites...
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2006, 07:55:04 PM »
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RE: 2.3 million Black DS lite STOLEN!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2006, 08:11:06 PM »
I'm sure Nintendo has insurance, so its not really big deal...

However, that sucks ass for all those people who wanted a black DS.
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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2006, 08:13:04 PM »
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I'm sure Nintendo has insurance, so its not really big deal...

However, that sucks ass for all those people who wanted a black DS.




Well, not *all* of them... One of those people is a very happy person right now.
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2006, 08:19:16 PM »
Well I hope all the "missing" Black DS Lites get re-routed to the U.S. and somehow 1 of them magically ends up in my hands.