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I would like to issue a statement.
« on: March 27, 2015, 01:08:58 AM »
On behalf of the lame State of Nebraska, I am sorry for Ernie Chambers taking up so much of your news broadcasts these last few days. On the bright side, for us at least, it got us away from talking about cows for a while. Too bad it won't last long because 90% of our viewers only care about cows, corn, and the Huskers.
Trying to be a better person, honest.