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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXXIX: Resident Evil Neighborizer Remake Sign up thread
« on: March 25, 2022, 01:44:54 AM »
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 88: Hey Pikmin, Four..m A Mafia! Day 10.
« on: February 21, 2022, 01:03:24 PM »
Cat-eaters unite! The President must be so happy that Cap'n Olimar brought in beaucoup contraband for Hocotate Freight!
Thanks to BeautifulShy for setting such a good foundation. To Xander for having to be sacrificed to get rid of a bomb rock. I tried to get Wah to vote for Luigi Dude or hoped he'd pick TOPHATANT (who had a vote at the time), but he picked Xander and I had to go along. To ShyGuy for being the best one-day Mafia member ever! And to Stratos, for seeing it all through.
It's funny that the things I complained about (all the No Votes) did what I feared and ended up making the game go so long the detective could sus everyone out (besides not allowing townie votes except for Crimm near the beginning of the game). That combined with the Mafia having to be careful about hits, I thought it would doom the whole effort. But that made the game last so long that the disadvantage started to come around to the Mafia's favor. I thought when stevey the bomber was gone, that had to be it. No fear from the townies on voting people out. But Stratos was able to weave his way to victory!
To Plugabugz: Sorry about your troubles while traveling. I hope things are better now.
To Khushrenada: Thanks for another great game. The longer the game went on, the more I appreciated the ruleset. Though i think part of that was from an academic interest with an eye to future games since I felt the Mafia was going to be a goner!
I hope you enjoyed your weekend trip!
Thanks to BeautifulShy for setting such a good foundation. To Xander for having to be sacrificed to get rid of a bomb rock. I tried to get Wah to vote for Luigi Dude or hoped he'd pick TOPHATANT (who had a vote at the time), but he picked Xander and I had to go along. To ShyGuy for being the best one-day Mafia member ever! And to Stratos, for seeing it all through.
It's funny that the things I complained about (all the No Votes) did what I feared and ended up making the game go so long the detective could sus everyone out (besides not allowing townie votes except for Crimm near the beginning of the game). That combined with the Mafia having to be careful about hits, I thought it would doom the whole effort. But that made the game last so long that the disadvantage started to come around to the Mafia's favor. I thought when stevey the bomber was gone, that had to be it. No fear from the townies on voting people out. But Stratos was able to weave his way to victory!
To Plugabugz: Sorry about your troubles while traveling. I hope things are better now.
To Khushrenada: Thanks for another great game. The longer the game went on, the more I appreciated the ruleset. Though i think part of that was from an academic interest with an eye to future games since I felt the Mafia was going to be a goner!
I hope you enjoyed your weekend trip!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 88: Hey Pikmin, Four..m A Mafia! Day 5.
« on: February 12, 2022, 01:22:29 AM »
I change my vote to Xander He has been a bit too inactive.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 88: Hey Pikmin, Four..m A Mafia! Day 5.
« on: February 11, 2022, 01:01:26 PM »
I hesitate to vote again since it seems to be of little use with the No Vote carrying the day more likely than not. Are people that scared of the Bomber? Better death by explosion than boredom. 
I'll unvote Luigi Dude. Wah's reasoning from earlier is as good as any for now.
I'll unvote Luigi Dude. Wah's reasoning from earlier is as good as any for now.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 88: Hey Pikmin, Four...m A Mafia! Day 4
« on: February 09, 2022, 08:15:54 AM »
"I've been working on the railroad! All the live long day!" *Hack, cough!* Excuse me! I keep hoping to find fruit, but all I'm coming up with are onions and not the Vidalia-type either! Hocotate Freight is having me lay railroad tracks into the Formidable Oak. I didn't see the point since we have the trusty S.S. Drake to get us there, but apparently El Presidente got a sweet kickback, I mean, made a deal with Big Rail.
Speaking of a trip to nowhere, the No Votes seem to be taking us on a slow boat to Melmac, So I'll vote Luigi Dude. Maybe it's a mistake, but between eating these onions and hacking up furballs, I gotta do something to distract me from the work-so-the-boss's-wife-can-get-a-new-fur-coat-hopefully-not-me blues.
Speaking of a trip to nowhere, the No Votes seem to be taking us on a slow boat to Melmac, So I'll vote Luigi Dude. Maybe it's a mistake, but between eating these onions and hacking up furballs, I gotta do something to distract me from the work-so-the-boss's-wife-can-get-a-new-fur-coat-hopefully-not-me blues.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 88: Hey Pikmin, Four...m A Mafia! Day 2
« on: February 03, 2022, 11:08:32 PM »
Urp! I knew that Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. was no good! I knew he was bad news when I got heartburn. What lettuce causes heartburn?! Cap'n Olimar said The President was very pleased with this discovery.. Plans to use the lettuce as a bioweap-- the latest life-altering product from Hocotate Freight!
*Left for posterity, my original post. Not quite what I meant to say. *
Nevermind, I stumbled upon a NWR Forums tradition. Glad to have accidently continued it.
*Left for posterity, my original post. Not quite what I meant to say.
*Nevermind, I stumbled upon a NWR Forums tradition. Glad to have accidently continued it.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 88: Hey Pikmin, FOUR...m A Mafia! Day 1.
« on: February 01, 2022, 10:55:14 PM »
Hey, everybody! Cadet Alph, here! Like all citizens of the Planet Hocotate, I love vegetables! Especially if they come in the form of cats. On this newly discovered planet, I see some lettuce. Hmm... Looks like a cat! Munch, munch! This is delicious! I vote pokepal148. Anything this delicious has to be bad for you!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXXVIII: Pikmin Mafia. Sign-up Thread.
« on: January 07, 2022, 06:40:25 PM »
Nothing like conquering the galaxy with strange onions! In!
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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 6.
« on: January 07, 2022, 02:45:36 PM »
Everythin' looks fine, Boss Khushrenada! Bein' from tha South, you can't go wrong with butter! I'd just put some completely melted butter in a small saucer at the side of each diner's plate so, if they choose, once they've gotten a nice forkful of pasta, chicken and sausage, they can dip it into the butter and just whack it up the jacksy!
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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 5.
« on: January 01, 2022, 03:06:43 PM »
Whew-eee! Nothin' like New Year's Eve in the bayou! Mayhaps I partook a bit too much in the red wine drinkin'! Now that I'm all here again, I think the salad is shaping up fine. I'd add a side dish to use the salad dressing on, like Purple Peruvian fingerling potatoes! You can use Ruby Crescent if that's available as well. Jus' cut the bottom of the potatoes so they stand upright. Scoop out the good stuff and cook it with sausage, green unywawns and garlic. Add some creamy brie at the end and pipe it back into the potatoe shells! That's good eatin'!
I think you could even add another salad dressing. A nice hot red pepper sauce to contrast with the citrus Boss Khushrenada has created. Use both and taste the sensations! To make the hot red pepper sauce just use some hot pepper jelly, a roasted red pepper and just a pinch (or two!) of cayenne pepper. Put it in a blender and just clank it up any old way.
I think you could even add another salad dressing. A nice hot red pepper sauce to contrast with the citrus Boss Khushrenada has created. Use both and taste the sensations! To make the hot red pepper sauce just use some hot pepper jelly, a roasted red pepper and just a pinch (or two!) of cayenne pepper. Put it in a blender and just clank it up any old way.
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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 4.
« on: December 28, 2021, 01:33:29 PM »
Is Overcooked! the official game series for chefs everywhere? I'm more of a Feed Mii, man myself. The idea that muh specially prepared meals enable warriors to defeat tha monstas in the bayous is most gratifying!
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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 4.
« on: December 27, 2021, 02:08:15 PM »
Boss Khushrenada, there's nothing I like better than making a Cajun chicken salad sandwich. Nothing says getting back to tha land like hanging up the chicken whose head you just chopped off! I love them chickens, though I can't say they're the smartest boids around. I once saw a chicken live for 6 months without a head so they don't need a brain!
After the blood drainin' and feather pickin', I poach the chicken meat. I lay a bed of lettuce on the bread. Then spread the chicken on it that I've mixed with red unyawns, mayonnaise, dill pickle relish, fresh ground black pepper and salt!
I get ma pecans from thieve.... I mean, hard-workin' folks who go visit people's pecan trees and gather the nuts! I spread the pecan bits on top of the chicken spread. I gotta be careful though since I’m always burning me nuts. But burnt or not, a nice glass o' red wine makes it a perfect salad. Bon chance!
After the blood drainin' and feather pickin', I poach the chicken meat. I lay a bed of lettuce on the bread. Then spread the chicken on it that I've mixed with red unyawns, mayonnaise, dill pickle relish, fresh ground black pepper and salt!
I get ma pecans from thieve.... I mean, hard-workin' folks who go visit people's pecan trees and gather the nuts! I spread the pecan bits on top of the chicken spread. I gotta be careful though since I’m always burning me nuts. But burnt or not, a nice glass o' red wine makes it a perfect salad. Bon chance!
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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 2.
« on: December 22, 2021, 05:14:31 PM »
So gud to be with all you fine people! Boss man Khushrenada says he wants my take on pizza. I'll take some alfedo sauce and sprinkle on a ton of mozzarella cheese. For toppings, I'll have tomato, spinach, taters and crawfish. Hope those tortilla shells can hold the weight!
Down in the bayou, we like to cook our pizza indgridents together. So fill a big skillet with your tomato slices, spinach leaves, potato wedges and crawfish. But I almost foregot the mos' important ingrident of all! Red wine! We need it as a stock to cook all those wonderful toppings in. I suggest one nip of red wine for yourself for every three for the skillet. After all, you're the one standin' over a hot stove. You know that makes sense.
Down in the bayou, we like to cook our pizza indgridents together. So fill a big skillet with your tomato slices, spinach leaves, potato wedges and crawfish. But I almost foregot the mos' important ingrident of all! Red wine! We need it as a stock to cook all those wonderful toppings in. I suggest one nip of red wine for yourself for every three for the skillet. After all, you're the one standin' over a hot stove. You know that makes sense.
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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« on: December 13, 2021, 07:47:02 PM »
In!
Love the avatar/Roleplaying, Bungle! And a useful site!
Love the avatar/Roleplaying, Bungle! And a useful site!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« on: November 26, 2021, 04:55:20 AM »
Kinda slow at Joja Mart today. Think I'll put a nickel in the jukebox. Hmmm. Here's a song from my favorite country singer: Donald Duck!
"Oh, bury me thar
with my battered git-tar
a-screamin' my heart out fer yew!"
Bein' dead ain't so bad MKBungle! Joja Mart's better than the Wal-Mart meat section.
"Oh, bury me thar
with my battered git-tar
a-screamin' my heart out fer yew!"
Bein' dead ain't so bad MKBungle! Joja Mart's better than the Wal-Mart meat section.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« on: November 26, 2021, 04:49:43 AM »
The disadvantage of the vote reaching critical mass at night is there's no time for anyone to change their mind. Darn time zones!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« on: November 26, 2021, 04:47:21 AM »
Hey, pokepal! Ya got any chicken livers? I'd like to suck the blood. Don't have any money to pay for it, but I could spare Mop it up and help mop the place. As long as I don't have to clean up any flea powder!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 4.
« on: November 26, 2021, 04:41:35 AM »
Mayor Khush, I'm beginning to lose faith in your mayorship. Jus' letting' the place be overrun with these mustachioed villains! If they don't take me off the rolls, somebody's liable to use my vote to go against you in the next election!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 4.
« on: November 26, 2021, 04:37:49 AM »
You struck true once before vigilante! Do so again! Or I'll come back as a ghost flea and bite ya!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 4.
« on: November 26, 2021, 04:35:29 AM »
A friendly country flea just isn't cut out to contend with these Mafia types. They were selling me what I thought was Grade A Frogs and instead was a flea circus! With me as the star!
Thank goodness Mama taught me readin' and 'ritin', so I've sent my last messages to those townies who will be left. I'm pretty sure the rules are you can't post such on the public bulletin board. The Shady Village town crier would be fit to be tied reading' such! So I'll leave it with those who will be alive to act.
Vote Order.RSS. The second Mafia-type fella I'm not as sure of. But I'd assume it was nickmitch since he started the boulder rollin' and Order.RSS finished it fer 'em!
I hope there's some big, juicy dogs in the afterlife!
"There'll be food around the corner, food around the corner, food around the corneeeer for me!"
Thank goodness Mama taught me readin' and 'ritin', so I've sent my last messages to those townies who will be left. I'm pretty sure the rules are you can't post such on the public bulletin board. The Shady Village town crier would be fit to be tied reading' such! So I'll leave it with those who will be alive to act.
Vote Order.RSS. The second Mafia-type fella I'm not as sure of. But I'd assume it was nickmitch since he started the boulder rollin' and Order.RSS finished it fer 'em!
I hope there's some big, juicy dogs in the afterlife!
"There'll be food around the corner, food around the corner, food around the corneeeer for me!"
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 4.
« on: November 25, 2021, 10:06:34 PM »But on two investigations, we can’t be too sure.
Bungle could investigate at any time, so he could have investigated three times.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 4.
« on: November 25, 2021, 09:58:20 PM »
Howdy fellow Shady Villagers! Forgive me for not posting a rebuttal earlier. Thanksgiving and all. With great assistance from Order.RSS (Steefosaurus), I think I can submit a persuasive argument about who are the two Mafia members.
Let's establish the players. Five people voted against MKBungle: lolmonade, myself, ThePerm, insanolord and stevey. We know lolmonade was an innocent townie plowing his fields before being struck down by Mafia Town's worst denizens. That leaves four left, three of which are most likely mafia. We know stevy was the Mafia's falling leaves. That just leaves me, ThePerm and insanolord.
To explain my vote: If you look at my post voting for MKBungle, you'll see an edit before Year end. I thought ThePerm still had his vote on MKBungle, so I edited to unvote. Since I couldn't decide between MKBungle and stevey, my intention was to have a tie. To paraphrase what Mop it up said to me (when I was trying to contact ThePerm on Discord to see how sure he was about his detective info), when in doubt, go for chaos. But then I saw that ThePerm had unvoted, thus no tie. So I edited again to keep the vote tied.
But wait, you ask: "Didn't ThePerm unvote MKBungle? He couldn't be Mafia!"
From Order.RSS: "This stood out to me. First Perm looks to be covering for Stevey here, then nobody posts until right at the deadline when - shocker - Stevey himself swoops in at the last minute.
Note the post has cover for Insanolord too, while he claims to be in contact with the Detective (Bungle - Perm even removes his vote against Bungle). Who did Bungle vote? Insanolord."
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We know MKBungle was the detective. So it wasn't MK that did the contacting. What's more, ThePerm just unvoted. He didn't change his vote to a new target. The target the detective themselves chose!
I have no powers, so I can't "prove" everything. But my contention, which I think is most likely to be true, is that insanolord is defintely Mafia and ThePerm is a close second. Which one is the Godfather of the Salted Earth and which is his corn-trampling Goon, I have no idea. Doesn't really matter.
I strongly suggest weunvote insanolord and that the vigilante, who struck so true with stevey, take another shot, this time at ThePerm and end Mafia Town once and for all! May Shady Village take its place forevermore!
Let's establish the players. Five people voted against MKBungle: lolmonade, myself, ThePerm, insanolord and stevey. We know lolmonade was an innocent townie plowing his fields before being struck down by Mafia Town's worst denizens. That leaves four left, three of which are most likely mafia. We know stevy was the Mafia's falling leaves. That just leaves me, ThePerm and insanolord.
To explain my vote: If you look at my post voting for MKBungle, you'll see an edit before Year end. I thought ThePerm still had his vote on MKBungle, so I edited to unvote. Since I couldn't decide between MKBungle and stevey, my intention was to have a tie. To paraphrase what Mop it up said to me (when I was trying to contact ThePerm on Discord to see how sure he was about his detective info), when in doubt, go for chaos. But then I saw that ThePerm had unvoted, thus no tie. So I edited again to keep the vote tied.
But wait, you ask: "Didn't ThePerm unvote MKBungle? He couldn't be Mafia!"
From Order.RSS: "This stood out to me. First Perm looks to be covering for Stevey here, then nobody posts until right at the deadline when - shocker - Stevey himself swoops in at the last minute.
Note the post has cover for Insanolord too, while he claims to be in contact with the Detective (Bungle - Perm even removes his vote against Bungle). Who did Bungle vote? Insanolord."
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We know MKBungle was the detective. So it wasn't MK that did the contacting. What's more, ThePerm just unvoted. He didn't change his vote to a new target. The target the detective themselves chose!
I have no powers, so I can't "prove" everything. But my contention, which I think is most likely to be true, is that insanolord is defintely Mafia and ThePerm is a close second. Which one is the Godfather of the Salted Earth and which is his corn-trampling Goon, I have no idea. Doesn't really matter.
I strongly suggest we
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 3.
« on: November 23, 2021, 09:44:30 AM »I'll take a white sheep, brown cow, and white goat.
Furthermore, the reports that I'm making animal girl hybrids are completely false. They arose naturally in the farmers market down the road that I had nothing to do with. Also my farm stockpiling muskets after the allegations begun is just a coincidence. AND NO TRESPASSING!
Hmmm. We may have found the farm Val Kilmer retired to!
For my next pick from the Mayor's seemingly endless bounty, I'll pick some blue roses. Kinda matches my nose, you know! And some Crucian Carp. Sounds lie something my ancient Greek flea ancestors snacked on!
As for voting, the shock of the ruination of Jaime and BeautifulShy's happiness and the Mayor's sprained ankle shook me. I have no inside info, but I'm wavering between stevey and MKBungle. I hate to suspect a little sprite, but BeautifulShy's message from last year made me wonder who the mole was in that townie allaince. Was it just MKBungle?
For now, I'll Vote MKBungle, but I'm open to hearing persuasion to vote for them or someone else.
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 2.
« on: November 20, 2021, 02:47:16 PM »
I'll pick frogs and salmon. I'm sure my peacocks would love a bit of the pink fish! So would I. Need all those Omega 3s!
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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia 87: Harvest Moon - Seasons of Mafia Town. Year 2.
« on: November 20, 2021, 12:02:42 AM »
A rookie farmer can't fail with Mayor Khushrenada's bountious generosity! I'll pick frogs this time. I love frog giggin'! And I can sell frog legs to Hanna's Cafe! Hear she wants to go in a French cooking direction! 
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