Topic: Won't you be my neighbor?

[pokepal148]

Since the mafia business has gone down under we here at the Ashford Neighborhood Association™ have opened up shop here and after a corporate restructuring and the reanimation of key personnel are ready to embrace the challenges of this new marketplace.

After an unfortunate incident where someone who was conscripted into our neighborhood proceeded to murder a member of our staff, we have decided that we will no longer attempt to force people to become members of this wonderful neighborhood. We have gone through a great deal of changes since than and would like to assure you that this is not the Ashford Neighborhood Association™ you once knew. Instead we have chosen to model our business after the example of a man named Fred Rogers, a man who sought to make everyone his neighbor, not by force, but with a smile on his face and a friendly attitude.

So won't you please don your favorite Mr. Rogers avatar and join our wonderful organization?