Topic: Mafia 80: April Fools 2019: Day 2.

[MASB]

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

That one goes out to my friend, the good Dr. Jonathan Metts. Everytime one of your rockets launch, I wave a cigarette lighter in the air! I don't even smoke, I just have it for those special occasions.

The club I DJ at on the weekends is located in Ontario, California. It's a long drive from Santa Barbara, but it reminds me of home.

But things aren't all good times and vinyl, let me tell you. A crashing sound woke me up during the night. I looked out my window and saw a dark figure looking through my overturned trash can. They fleed after I turned on my porch light. Was it Sarah Miller from Iowa City? Or someone even more sinister?

I don't know what they were hoping to find. All that was in there were Hot Pockets boxes and unopened copies of Ghost Recon 2. I usually use those to light the fire on a chilly evening, but after 10 years, they lose their sparking ability.

James Jones is his usual frenetic self. He keeps going on about this NWR Mafia game like it's life and death. I don't see the big deal. I see people who have been "killed" that are still posting in the topic. So they're still alive, unless the NWR Forums can accept posts by ghosts.  Considering I don't think the heads of the website have even visited the forum in a decade, let alone looked at the code, I don't think we've received that upgrade yet. Ty Shugart could take over this forum at any time with all these security holes!

SInce I've just been accused of being a manical killer instead of a silky smooth spinner of tunes, I'll provisionally vote BeautifulShy. But my heart, which is all love, mind you, isn't in it. I can be swayed!

Vote lolmonade Vote pokepal148 Let's just see what happens. Can the host even be killed? It'll either be a wasted vote or in the true spirit of this April Fool's Game.

[BeautifulShy]

Check your PMs MASB.

[lolmonade]

We should try to set it so everyone gets killed. No survivors! No winners! It's the only fitting ending to this.

The cycle of revenge never ends, so I think I'm going to do the moral high ground and Vote Pokepal148.

Or maybe there's no Mafia and it's purely killers vs townies.

I don't think it's even that, pretty sure everyone is killer. The math already lines up that there are not the 5 other roles listed in the role thread, and the odds of none of those getting hit if they did exist is extremely unlikely as well.

I see that as a reasonable theory as well.  April fools game, this is the upside-down and Pokepal is an unreliable narrator/GM.  The battle royale of Mafia Games (100 killers jump out of an airplane).  Vote Pokepal148.

[lolmonade]

Told you I could be swayed! Vote lolmonade

Lazy, lazy weapon wielding.

[Wah]

ok, **** you pokepal.

[Wah]

WHY DID 3 GO FOR MEEEEEE?? you guys are wankers!

[Order.RSS]

Vote Pokepal148

[BeautifulShy]

This is going to be interesting if those votes for pokepal count for a vote out. If they do tonights night actions will be possibly funny.  Is it going to cause all the kills to stop during the night or some other random thing and it will become an grindy game.   Possible fun stuff.

[Mop it up]

Maybe we'll get to vote on a new host!

[pokepal148]

Well ****, I'm dead now.

[Fi]

Analysis indicates that night actions will be due in 18 hours.

[Khushrenada]

How so? There's no majority reached yet.

[pokepal148]

It's been 48 hours, that's how. Since I'm dead Fi will be taking over hosting. Make sure to send your night actions in to her. Since I'm dead any night actions that have been submitted to me have been invalidated. You did this to yourselves people!

[Khushrenada]

My fault for not banning Fi and all those other Mafia accounts like I said I would.