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Official Public Toilets Discussion
« on: October 20, 2011, 07:26:45 PM »
The thread for recurring "We swabbed some public restrooms for germs and boy are they disgusting" news stories.

http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/20/8402117-dont-touch-study-confirms-your-worst-fears-about-public-potties

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2011, 07:33:15 PM »
Does this story confirm the notion that the Women's bathroom is consistently more disgusting that the Men's?

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2011, 07:58:14 PM »
The story is based on a paper to be presented Friday to the Infectious Diseases Society of America in Boston. The news piece is short on specifics. 

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2011, 08:47:26 PM »
Oh man... Having had to clean bathrooms for a living the women's are always soooo much worse then the mens it was not even funny... I mean you don't even stand to pee... How do you miss so much?
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2011, 10:38:26 PM »
Uh, isn't this better suited for the Funhouse?
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2011, 02:47:52 AM »
I don't know, is biology and sanitation supposed to be a joke?

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2011, 11:39:27 AM »
If you think the bathrooms are bad in NA, never try the ones in some European countries.  I was in Paris, France some years ago, and the public restrooms were practically HazMat zones...and you had to pay to use them.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2011, 08:33:30 PM »
If you think the bathrooms are bad in NA, never try the ones in some European countries.  I was in Paris, France some years ago, and the public restrooms were practically HazMat zones...and you had to pay to use them.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2011, 08:48:07 PM »
You know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2011, 11:02:00 PM »
World Toilet Day is right around the corner!
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2011, 03:36:11 AM »
yep, ladies restrooms are usually about twice as filthy i'm a nightshift janitor and i can say at least where i work this is true.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2011, 12:40:49 PM »
You know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.

obligatory response/put-down: I throw mine over my shoulder to avoid just that.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2011, 01:25:45 PM »
I'm going to show self control and not post my responses because they sound mean.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2011, 02:33:43 PM »
If you think the bathrooms are bad in NA, never try the ones in some European countries.  I was in Paris, France some years ago, and the public restrooms were practically HazMat zones...and you had to pay to use them.

Agreed.  I was in Rome earlier this year.  Not only do many toilets cost 1 Euro (that's like, what $1.50 to take a piss?!!) but they often don't even have seats!  You have to take a **** sitting directly on the porcelain!  I also noticed a lot of them auto-flush.  I don't mean you get off the can and it flushes automatically with a sensor.  I mean it is flushing the entire time.  So it splashes back and it feels like you're shitting in a bidet with water constantly splashing you in the ass.  I am in shock that they have the gall to charge for said bathrooms.  Everytime I used one I would tell my Dad afterwards "you know if they tried this pay toilet crap in America, especially with THESE toilets, I'll bet people would just piss and **** on the floor in front of the bathroom out of protest."

One thing that was kind of funny is that Rome's toilets were filthy but the Vatican's were spotless and all FREE.

I'm convinced that Europeans put up with it due to ignorance of the superior public washroom situation in North America.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2011, 03:27:32 PM »
In the US, someone would probably pay the first time, then prop the door open so that everyone could defile the bathroom with excrement, urine, phone numbers, funny stories/saying, drawing and gang markings.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2011, 03:42:46 PM »
In the US, someone would probably pay the first time, then prop the door open so that everyone could defile the bathroom with excrement, urine, phone numbers, funny stories/saying, drawing and gang markings.
Please, I feel insulted by this.
Pay the first time...
In the US we will just defeat the security measures even if it would be cheaper to do with your approach.  Though I figure its probably nothing that a good Crowbar couldn't handle.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2011, 03:52:52 PM »
But someone would end up paying, and while they were in there, the next person in line would catch the door before it shut and then starts the cycle of defilement.

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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2011, 09:19:14 PM »
I'm going to show self control and not post my responses because they sound mean.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2011, 11:18:30 AM »
I'm going to show self control and not post my responses because they sound mean.

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You know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.
Its nice to see the kids toilets still get adult play.

obligatory response/put-down: I throw mine over my shoulder to avoid just that.
Well that explains the Wiggle in your title but, its not that impressive when your really a pixie.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2011, 01:07:57 PM »
You know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.

HAHAHaAHAHA that's hilarious for so many reasons, but mainly because a friend of mine and I were in a Tenacious D like mode the other night and made a song about just that.

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My dick hit the toilet lid...whaooh
I was just trying to take a ****...whaooh
There was no toilet paper....naooooh
There was no toilet paper...no no no no no

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2011, 04:23:56 PM »
You know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.

HAHAHaAHAHA that's hilarious for so many reasons, but mainly because a friend of mine and I were in a Tenacious D like mode the other night and made a song about just that.

*Reggae melody*

My dick hit the toilet lid...whaooh
I was just trying to take a ****...whaooh
There was no toilet paper....naooooh
There was no toilet paper...no no no no no


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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2011, 03:07:01 PM »
"How well you do at the game is entirely in your hands, so to speak."
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2011, 05:01:16 PM »
But someone would end up paying, and while they were in there, the next person in line would catch the door before it shut and then starts the cycle of defilement.

Maybe, but I should also add that in France you also had to provide your own toilet paper and wet wipes.  Sure, you could bypass the door costs, but it wouldn't do you much good once you got in there unless you were prepared.
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