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« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2010, 01:50:12 AM »
Whats this business about a White Witch and Collective Powers?

They aren't about to do a seance or ritual are they?

I'm having thought of The Craft... By The Power of 3!!! or something like that.


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Mrs. Gallagher huh?
I'm glad I remembered my big sheet of plastic... and a fork.


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WTF!? She just shoved a 10 inch pin through his heart... what if he was faking it? She could've killed him.





no one told me there was gonna be some nudity!!


But check out this guys "Oh" face....

I bet he's the type to usually be asked to turn the lights out for sex.






I wonder where this guy was hiding?



He looks like the result of A Cone Head, a Leprechaun and The Hulk had a baby.
That actually sounds like a setup to a horrible joke that took place at a bar....







OH GAWD!!! I hope she's saying a prayer (he does have The Last Supper inside his casket lid) because there is an evil puppet underneath that shadowy cross outside her window.



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« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2010, 03:01:08 AM »


"Hey Brain..."

-"Yes Pinky?"

"Suppose we found it... What would you do with the power?"

-"Well, Pinky... I'd do what we always do! I'd try to take over the world!"
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« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2010, 03:21:21 AM »
i swear i heard her fart up a bubble during the bath scene
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« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2010, 03:25:40 AM »
LOL so did I. Right before she got out.


"Captains Log, Stardate 4.69... About to embark on a sexual experiment with object Va.J.J.
I'm hoping to open up a channel in Neal Gallagher this lovely specimen across from me.
This experiment will utilize various sexual aides and other sorted apparatus.
Descriptions to follow....."

"Side note to transcriber: I've set my phasers to 'Stunning'... I'm hoping she won't recover ;)"




That's funny, I don't remember that episode of Star Trek.
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« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2010, 03:37:11 AM »
LOL so did I. Right before she got out.


"Captains Log, Stardate 4.69... About to embark on a sexual experiment with object Va.J.J.
I'm hoping to open up a channel in Neal Gallagher this lovely specimen across from me.
This experiment will utilize various sexual aides and other sorted apparatus.
Descriptions to follow....."

"Side note to transcriber: I've set my phasers to 'Stunning'... I'm hoping she won't recover ;) "




That's funny, I don't remember that episode of Star Trek.

That's very close to how I imagine Kirk's personal log being considering all of the different women he's pursued.
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« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2010, 03:47:38 AM »
When the beds-a-rockin'

the camera man is supposed to get a close up and put it all in focus!!!

But listening to that bed squeak, you can tell he's really drillin' her.




edit: Maybe it wasn't him that was drilling her afterall.

Oooops. Right verb, wrong context!!


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« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2010, 04:15:01 AM »
And this is why we need to know more about the people on these forums....

Stratos...

is that you... you kinky bastard!?

You said scale model replicas... but I didn't know you liked em 1/8th scale.




Daaaaaaaamn!!!

talk about deep throat.
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« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »
at least she didnt bite his penis off, just leeches
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« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2010, 11:05:49 PM »
I still have 30 minutes to go to finish this movie. I guess I could do that right now.

I'm still hoping that Broodwars, The Unagi, Halbred & Easycure all join in though.
and that Stratos gets more involved.

Me, you and Zap (Bit.Trip.Rowsdower) have been doing all the heavy lifting so far.

I wonder if we could get GP, Mop it up & Maxi in on it too.

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« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2010, 11:13:32 PM »
Also, there has been one guy that I never bothered to make fun of during this whole movie.

The guy with the hair. Is he in the sequels? He seems like the one guy who will live through this whole thing since he is the worst actor of them all with the quick one-liners delivered at a slightly higher volume than everyone else.

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« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2010, 12:11:48 AM »
its funny you still haven't finished them movie when you organized this thread, because of this thread iv now seen the movie about 4 times...:(
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« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2010, 12:23:21 AM »
I'm commenting and snapping screenshots while I'm watching it for the first time.

everything is as I'm seeing it, and I often get caught up with other things while I'm doing it too. Like looking for a specific gif to go with a comment or reading other threads while I wait for some sometimes slow uploads to tinypic. I'm in no rush to finish it, we have all week and then we're onto Starship Troopers.

I'm actually about to finish it right now, but I was trying to figure out why Chrome was using up all my ram since I was testing it out again to replace Safari as my secondary browser (my girls favorite) or Firefox as my primary (my girls secondary). This laptop is too old to really do everything I try to do on it, and I would like to run one browser that I like that doesn't use up all the system resources while it does it.

Firefox causes me to have to clean the computer alot before watching things like Netflix or Hulu since it causes slowdown after heavy usage, now Chrome is using all my RAM and Safari is just retarded and slow.... mentally.

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« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2010, 12:36:43 AM »
Alright, I know the guy with the hair just turned the crazy chick down (he must be batting for the other team.... or he knows something I don't. And Yes I know she's crazy) but....


This might not be so bad. She was all but begging for a stiff one after all ;)
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« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2010, 12:48:30 AM »
if a chick asks "maybe we could do some rearranging of the walls ourselves" or whatever she said...the answer is yes....

hell that's one of the plans sometimes, hang out with someone you know is going to bang a chick that night and be left alone with their roommate or sister.

She might still be alive if he had been with her. Maybe he was just after the dead guys wife cus he's weird like that. Im going to go with the other team theory though. I was on imdb, and whats weird is the guy looks just like Gary Busey now.
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« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2010, 01:01:59 AM »

"C'mon baby, just let me put the tip in"


"Now I just want you to know that this is gonna hurt me much more than it is gonna hurt you..."


-"OK, but you better be gentle... I may be drunk, but it's still my first time."


"Don't worry...  I'll be gentle... real gentle"
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« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2010, 01:28:35 AM »
When is this dude with the hair(Alex?) gonna wake up and realize that he couldn't even get laid in his own dream.
You'd figure with the ability to see what's gonna happen in the future in his dreams, he would try to dream about getting some... but nope... can't get lucky there either.



I can't believe that dead guy just dissed his puppets like that. I think he may get the worst treatment yet.
He's smiling now... but there are only 15 minutes left in the movie. I don't think he'll be smiling much longer.


"Oh no he didn't!!"


-"Oh yes he did."
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« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2010, 02:02:08 AM »
Someone wanna tell me when I accidentally switched the channel?


Because this is starting to resemble some sort of Japanese Puppet Torture Porn


You can't see it in that pic, but he's getting screwed at the same time (in his neck)
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« Reply #67 on: May 22, 2010, 02:05:13 AM »
See, that's what I expected the movie to be about. They should've cut out the first half and it would've been better slightly less bad

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« Reply #68 on: May 22, 2010, 02:08:50 AM »
and... THE END.

So that chick is now the new Puppet Master or what?



I wonder if Ghoulies and/or Critters is streaming...

edit: I'm nominating Ghoulies II
that should be so bad it's gotta be good.
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« Reply #69 on: May 22, 2010, 02:54:16 AM »
Gotta love how nobody calls for help in this movie. They just moan like they are having sex when they are getting killed.
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« Reply #70 on: May 22, 2010, 08:07:14 PM »
I don't think anyone really even screamed did they?

No one did anything to signal help or give warning to anyone else throughout this entire movie.
No wonder they all died.... well most of them anyway. Do any of the survivors play a part in the sequel?

I figure that's gotta be equally bad if not worse, especially when it comes to acting(the guy with the hair was horrible).

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« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2010, 12:09:45 AM »
i swear i heard her fart up a bubble during the bath scene

I played that scene back for my girl because she didn't believe me.
She pointed out that it was the guy popping the bubbly.

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« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2010, 02:17:31 AM »
Whats that movie where they kill all the kids?
I saw the children on hulu, but im not sure thats it.
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« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2010, 05:10:22 AM »
Whats that movie where they kill all the kids?
I saw the children on hulu, but im not sure thats it.

Beware: Children at Play. It does sound like a good (read: terrible) one judging from the reviews.

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        Author:  Jeffery G. Rockey      from Orange, CA                  I had never seen a Troma film before this.  I had no idea what to   expect.  My best friend recommended it, so the two of us and another friend   rented  it  one night and watched it.  The results were as follows: My best friend   and  I  laughed the entire time.  My other friend became violent.  Don't worry,   he  didn't hurt anyone.  The bottom line is, this is NOT a horror movie!    The  creators may have attempted to make a horror movie, but what they made   was  a  hilarious comedy!  The actors in this movie are absolutely horrible!    Click  on any of their bios, very few of them have been in over three or four  movies!  THERE'S A REASON FOR THIS!!!!!!!  But you know what?  They're   all  trying really hard to do a good job, and I'm certain that they thought   that  they were making Hollywood gold.  Now let's look at other aspects of  production.  I have a feeling that this is what Max Bialystock and Leo  Bloom  were looking for when they found "Springtime for Hitler" in "The  Producers"!  There is no aspect of this movie that is particularly good, which makes  everything GREAT!  Especially if you are a theatre student, like me.  I  refer to such cinematic techniques as introducing a character (A psychic  medium in this instance) and NEVER closing up on her face!  I refer to a  man  who is getting a crowd incensed, but they never respond with more than a  dull "EERRRRR".  I refer to a monologue by a Bible salesman (And won't   most  people in a religious community ALREADY own a Bible?) where in the   middle  of  the monologue the shot changes to a Speed Limit sign for no apparent  reason.  Then there's the end of the film.  I won't give it away, but you have   GOT  to stomach this movie to see the ending!  It's worth it!  Trust  me!!!!!! 


Is it sad that I was routing for the knife-hand puppet to kill everyone? I was also hoping Mr. 'Bad Actor-Bad Hair' dude got laid before the movie ended. Since I assumed he died I thought he deserved to experience a woman once before going.
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« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2010, 04:28:10 PM »
I had already though that Mr. Hair was was gonna make it through the movie since the beginning. I'm pretty sure I said that somewhere, but I though he was gonna be the Puppet Master. Maybe in the sequel.

Are the sequels any better or do they much worse?

edit:
Looks like Puppet Master 2 & 3 both came out the same year (1991) and reading the descriptions, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they are all horrible...

Quote from: Puppet Master 2: His Unholy Creations
A gang of ghoulish, supernatural puppets   uses an Egyptian brain serum to resurrect their long-dead creator, Andre   Toulon (Steve   Welles), who promptly orders his marionette minions to drain the   brains of a team of scientists. Meanwhile, Toulon falls for Carolyn (Elizabeth   Maclellan), whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost   love. Pinhead, Leech Woman, Blade and Tunneler are all back for more in   this gory sequel to the 1989 cult hit.
Quote from: Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge
French puppeteer Andre Toulon (Guy Rolfe)   attracts the Nazis' attention with his anti-Hitler productions, which   feature a cast of magical string-free marionettes. The Gestapo promptly   kill his wife (Sarah   Douglas) and pursue Toulon's animation formula to create a zombie   army. Enlisting the help of his faithful creations, Toulon pulls the   strings on a very gory revenge plan in this clever prequel to the first   two films in the horror franchise.
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