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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2010, 09:28:13 PM »
This is what I was thinking about watching the intro.


               EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING COURTYARD – MORNING

               Vincent and Jules, their long matching overcoats practically
               dragging on the ground, walk through the courtyard of what
               looks like a hacienda-style Hollywood apartment building.

               We TRACK alongside.


                                     VINCENT
                         What's her name?

                                     JULES
                         Mia.

                                     VINCENT
                         How did Marsellus and her meet?

                                     JULES
                         I dunno, however people meet people.
                         She usta be an actress.

                                     VINCENT
                         She ever do anything I woulda saw?

                                     JULES
                         I think her biggest deal was she
                         starred in a pilot.

                                     VINCENT
                         What's a pilot?

                                     JULES
                         Well, you know the shows on TV?


                                     VINCENT
                         I don't watch TV.



                                     JULES
                         Yes, but you're aware that there's
                         an invention called television, and
                         on that invention they show shows?

                                     VINCENT
                         Yeah.

                                     JULES
                         Well, the way they pick the shows on
                         TV is they make one show, and that
                         show's called a pilot. And they show
                         that one show to the people who pick
                         the shows, and on the strength of
                         that one show, they decide if they
                         want to make more shows. Some get
                         accepted and become TV programs, and
                         some don't, and become nothing. She
                         starred in one of the ones that became
                         nothing.


               They enter the apartment building.

               INT. RECEPTION AREA (APARTMENT BUILDING) – MORNING


               Vincent and Jules walk through the reception area and wait
               for the elevator.

                                     JULES
                         You remember Antwan Rockamora? Half-
                         black, half-Samoan, usta call him
                         Tony Rocky Horror.

                                     VINCENT
                         Yeah maybe, fat right?

                                     JULES
                         I wouldn't go so far as to call the
                         brother fat. He's got a weight
                         problem.  What's the dude gonna
                         do, he's Samoan.



                                     VINCENT
                         I think I know who you mean, what
                         about him?

                                     JULES
                         Well, Marsellus fucked his ass up
                         good.  And word around the campfire,
                         it was on account of Marsellus
                         Wallace's wife.

               The elevator arrives, the men step inside.

               INT. ELEVATOR – MORNING

                                     VINCENT
                         What'd he do, **** her?

                                     JULES
                         No no no no no no no, nothin' that
                         bad.

                                     VINCENT
                         Well what then?

                                     JULES
                         He gave her a foot massage.

                                     VINCENT
                         A foot massage?



               Jules nods his head: "Yes."

                                     VINCENT
                         That's all?

               Jules nods his head: "Yes."

                                     VINCENT
                         What did Marsellus do?

                                     JULES
                         Sent a couple of guys over to his
                         place.  They took him out on the
                         patio of his apartment, threw his
                         ass over the balcony.  dude fell
                         four stories. They had this garden
                         at the bottom, enclosed in glass,
                         like one of them greenhouses – dude
                         fell through that. Since then, he's
                         kinda developed a speech impediment.

               The elevator doors open, Jules and Vincent exit.

                                     VINCENT
                         That's a damn shame.

               INT. APARTMENT BUILDING HALLWAY – MORNING

               STEADICAM in front of Jules and Vincent as they make a beeline
               down the hall.

                                     VINCENT
                         Still I hafta say, play with matches,
                         ya get burned.

                                     JULES
                         Whaddya mean?

                                     VINCENT
                         You don't be givin' Marsellus
                         Wallace's new bride a foot massage.

                                     JULES
                         You don't think he overreacted?

                                     VINCENT
                         Antwan probably didn't expect
                         Marsellus to react like he did, but
                         he had to expect a reaction.

                                     JULES
                         It was a foot massage, a foot massage
                         is nothing, I give my mother a foot
                         massage.

                                     VINCENT
                         It's laying hands on Marsellus
                         Wallace's new wife in a familiar
                         way. Is it as bad as eatin' her out
                         – no, but you're in the same fuckin'
                         ballpark.

               Jules stops Vincent.

                                     JULES
                         Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right
                         there.  Eatin' a bitch out, and givin'
                         a bitch a foot massage ain't even
                         the same fuckin' thing.

                                     VINCENT
                         Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

                                     JULES
                         It ain't no ballpark either. Look
                         maybe your method of massage differs
                         from mine, but touchin' his lady's
                         feet, and stickin' your tongue in
                         her holyiest of holyies, ain't the
                         same ballpark, ain't the same league,
                         ain't even the same fuckin' sport.
                         Foot massages don't mean ****.

                                     VINCENT
                         Have you ever given a foot massage?

                                     JULES
                         Don't be tellin' me about foot
                         massages – I'm the foot fuckin'
                         master.

                                     VINCENT
                         Given a lot of 'em?

                                     JULES
                         **** yeah. I got my technique down
                         man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

                                     VINCENT
                         Have you ever given a guy a foot
                         massage?

               Jules looks at him a long moment – he's been set up.

                                     JULES
                         **** you.

               He starts walking down the hall.  Vincent, smiling, walks a
               little bit behind.

                                     VINCENT
                         How many?

                                     JULES
                         **** you.

                                     VINCENT
                         Would you give me a foot massage –
                         I'm kinda tired.

                                     JULES
                         Man, you best back off, I'm gittin'
                         pissed – this is the door.

               The two men stand in front of the door numbered "49." They
               whisper.

                                     JULES
                         What time is it?

                                     VINCENT
                              (checking his watch)
                         Seven-twenty-two in the morning.

                                     JULES
                         It ain't quite time, let's hang back.

check out this composition

               They move a little away from the door, facing each other,
               still whispering.

                                     JULES
                         Look, just because I wouldn't give
                         no man a foot massage, don't make it
                         right for Marsellus to throw Antwan
                         off a building into a glass-
                         motherfuckin-house, fuckin' up the
                         way the dude talks. That ain't
                         right, man. Motherfucker do that to
                         me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause
                         I'd kill'a motherfucker.

                                     VINCENT
                         I'm not sayin' he was right, but
                         you're sayin' a foot massage don't
                         mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does.
                         I've given a million ladies a million
                         foot massages and they all meant
                         somethin'. We act like they don't,
                         but they do. That's what's so fuckin'
                         cool about 'em. This sensual thing's
                         goin' on that nobody's talkin about,
                         but you know it and she knows it,
                         fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan
                         shoulda known fuckin' better. That's
                         his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna
                         have a sense of humor about that
                         ****.

                                     JULES
                         That's an interesting point, but
                         let's get into character.
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2010, 09:29:21 PM »
9 minutes in and he's still playing with dolls. No wonder Perm wanted this movie.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2010, 09:35:57 PM »


These are symptoms of PMDD? I thought they were symptoms of being a woman




Clifford! Bad dog!
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2010, 09:52:54 PM »
OH MY GOD IS MY PENIS MISSING ? ? ? ? ? ?




THANK GOD, its just leaches.

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I'M a magical skull!!!!


I like to randomly change positions!
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I want you to think of your wildest sexual fantasy


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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2010, 10:04:53 PM »


Man, I can't believe I had an afro back then. It looks so dated now!




I didn't know shrinkage could get that bad. I'm never going swimming again.



Hey lady, tarot-reading is great..for me to poop on
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2010, 10:22:21 PM »

I think i just Jizzed in my pants





not again
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2010, 10:41:27 PM »
What movie are we watching?

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2010, 10:46:25 PM »
We need a tie breaker vote.

I also need to queue up the movie. ;)

LOL at all the post above me

The movie is Puppet Master
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2010, 11:00:58 PM »


"More energy means more time to make small talk with your office's diverse warehouse crew, like Darryl here..."
--It's Roger actually, and I'm in accounting--
"Don't care"



The one drawback to being MacGruber: even when you have nothing but rope and a pocket knife, your wife still wakes you up to fix the leaky faucet
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2010, 11:02:53 PM »
I haven't even started the movie yet, but I'm already enjoying this.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2010, 11:04:29 PM »
That one pic with the poop colored dog/cat...thing makes it look like it's smoking.

Doesn't everyone just love badly aimed camera shots?
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2010, 11:13:40 PM »
Supposed to be a Triumph reference.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2010, 12:29:33 AM »
I don't know what's going on, but I like it.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2010, 02:18:44 AM »
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT GO NEAR THE FIREPLACE

Hey whats this over by the fire place?



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my mouth is bloody

not any more

bloody again

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2010, 09:57:05 AM »
There was a tie between Flinstones & Starship Troopers so I had to let Google be the Tie Breaker using Google Fight

Starship Troopers is next in line
Flinstones & Labyrinth have automatically been renominated and the voted have been reset.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2010, 12:27:29 PM »
i just bought star ship troopers about 2 weeks ago(and then it popped up on damn hulu later that day), its going to be much much harder to do because the movie is so intentional, but ill give it a go.
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2010, 12:37:32 PM »


"Hey Japetto! Whats a puppet gotta do around here to become a real boy!?"


"I'll do anything!! .....no splinters like pinoccio, I promise ;) "




Was anybody else thinking Dark City at this point?



I can't really show it with out a GIF, but during the whole intro with the Puppet running through the hotel,
Who here wasn't thinking "It's BACON!!!!" <-- click for reference

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2010, 01:06:38 PM »


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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2010, 01:49:36 PM »
I'm barely 10 minutes into the movie...



and I'm not sure who to me more afraid of.
A giant woman who is swinging her purse around or
a puppet with a knife for a right hand and a hook for a left.

Hate to see the cops stop him

woman: "Ahhhh!!! He's got a knife!!!"
puppet: "Ahhhh!!! Who's got a knife!??"

Cops: "Put down the knife!"
puppet: "what knife?"
cops: "and the hook!"
puppet: "what hook!!?"

cops: "drop the knife and slowly put your right hand behind your back"
puppet: "Oh, this knife... I can't put it down. It is my right hand."
::points right hand at the cops::

BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!
::cops open fire::

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But wait a second....


wasn't that hook just on the other hand? I mean he just knocked on the door with it like 2 seconds ago.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2010, 02:18:21 PM »
Meanwhile in the year 2042.....



Hey, I am The Perm and welcome to my Crib Doll House.... cause I play with dolls

But The Perm.... aren't you too old to still be playing with dolls?




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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2010, 02:26:38 PM »
Hey, Amanda Seyfried! She's a cutie.
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2010, 02:59:00 PM »

"Excuse Me, can you tell us our fortunes!?"


-"Of course..... You two are gonna get married and have a baby"

"Wow, really!? that's great, but do you think Buddy here is ever gonna get a real job?"

-"I see retail sales"

"Whuut!?? .... you must be mistaken because Buddy here is waaay to stupid to do retail sales. He flunked out of the 10th grade!!"

Buddy: "deeerrrp dee deerrp"

-(uhhh.... ok, got a couple of morons on my hands... lets spoon feed them what they want to hear)"I see construction... I see you working as a Foreman... of a construction company, in a retail store! Kinda like a... an enormous shopping mall! You are gonna be a rich man!!! You're gonna build a shopping mall!!"

Buddt: "Heehee I'm a gold mine!" duuuurp

[a foreman of a constuction company in a retail store? really
but he couldn't do retail sales because he's too stupid to pass the 10th grade so he is gonna be in charge of the structural integrity and planning of a giant building that will occupy 1000's of people all at the same time...]



*this has been a paraphrased conversation from the movie. Some of it is word for word, the rest is summarized*
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2010, 03:50:03 PM »


a commercial

Dark City did come to mind yes.




LOL
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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2010, 07:56:31 PM »
I plan on finishing this movie today. I'm only about 15 minutes in (I know... I started it many many hours ago, but I was doing other stuff too) and I also have never seen this movie, so pickign it apart the first time through is kinda fun.

But where is Halbred and everyone else from the movie thread? Queue up those movies, the popcorn getting cold.

And don't forget to nominate more movies to be next in line.
and also don't forget to vote for them before Wednesday next week.

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Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2010, 01:37:31 AM »
Ok, I paused on this scene a few hours ago (sorry perm, reused your photo)


I wanted to find the south park little miss contest judges gif to go with the comments & expressions of the guy on the left.

"Are you getting anything about a Man on a horse in the rain.... She's running down the beach and she's naked."
::leans back with smug looking grin on his face::
"This little girl has a very vivid imagination"

I think the lady scientist expression says it all though


Could this guy sound any creepier
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