Author Topic: Bill's NES Video "Reviews" (Read 11567 times)

Bill Aurion · « **on:** August 03, 2006, 11:22:37 AM »

I've been pretty bored today, so I decided to pull out the old NES! After I found a pile of NES games stuck in the back of my closet, I soon began to realize just...why...I stuck them back there in the first place! FUN STUFF...Enjoy my not-so-witty jokes and sucky game-playing!

Metal Gear
Gyromite
Stack-Up
Zoda's Revenge: Star Tropics II (Laugho, sorry Deg! =D)
Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Adventures of Dino Riki
Ghostbusters II
Road Runner
Astyanax
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Nintendo World Cup
Super Spike V'Ball
The Adventures of Bayou Billy

vudu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:44:38 AM »

Would you believe I actually watched all of those?

I like it when Bill screams when enemies attack. AGGHHHHHGGHA!!!

Thanks for playing these awful games and letting me know not to purchase them on the VC.

Arbok · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:30:28 PM »

First time I have heard Bill's voice...

The legend = dead...

Caliban · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:44:45 PM »

LOL, it's funny when he screams everytime an enemy approaches him.

Caliban · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:01:31 PM »

And you can almost see his face:

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:05:01 PM »

"Now I'll just take a second and check 4chan, mmhmm... oh 4chan, when will you ever learn, Rei-chan is so pretty, that's why she's called Rei-chan.

"

EasyCure · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:34:19 PM »

"worst. gaurd. ever."

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2006, 03:52:41 PM »

Bill is trying to steal the PGC audience for his own video-game-reviews-media-outlet!

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:05:42 PM »

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Originally posted by: Arbok
First time I have heard Bill's voice...

The legend = dead...

agreed

the enemy-approaching scream is funny though ^^

EDIT: ROFL! that "Wiiiiii!!!!" was priceless!!

Caliban · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:39:11 PM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Bill is trying to steal the PGC audience for his own video-game-reviews-media-outlet!

He's not the only one doing that, even though you were kidding. Since last week, I've been slowly planning on starting my own audio-reviews.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:53:03 PM »

He's freeing his willy as you watch his videos.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:02:41 AM »

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Originally posted by: Arbok
First time I have heard Bill's voice...

The legend = dead...

Surely no one expected me to have a cute, girly voice...Nup, husky lumberjack voice get...

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2006, 12:14:34 PM »

You don't sound like what I thought you would sound like.

Oh, and your naughty stuff, really isn't all that naughty.

Berto2K · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:57:22 AM »

Hahaha, I also have Ghostbusters 2 and Adventures of Tom Sawyer (who throws rocks for weapons). Good times I had with those growing up.

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2006, 05:06:15 PM »

I think the only strange game I had for the NES was MC Kids, which I actually really like. It was a decent Mario Bros. 3 clone/rip off. I actually played it all the way through and beat it.

mantidor · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:13:27 PM »

Bill sounds just like I expected, I don't know why

Requiem · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:31:35 PM »

Nothing beats Sunset riders (wait, was that a strange game?).

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2006, 09:12:21 AM »

I'm back with more! More pain and suffering!

Road Runner
Astyanax
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Nintendo World Cup

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2006, 04:31:41 PM »

caveman games... 'nuff said

Zach · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2006, 05:29:51 PM »

Next time I play mario, I'll have to make sure and go "whoooo!" every time I make a big jump.

Ceric · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2006, 06:55:08 PM »

Bill you did not entertain my Chinchilla. It still ran away even with your review on... Do they have not taste...

mantidor · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2006, 06:55:32 PM »

ok, now Im confused, I used to play this car game called road runner, is a vertical scroller. The objective of the game is just to get to the goal, but you have limited gas, and you can pick up special cars that give you a little more, at the same time the road is filled with blue and red cars which will try to make you crash if you pass near them... and also if you do really well a blue superman will pass flying at the left of the screen! I didnt make the connection with the road runner character until now, and I suppose that the game I played wasn't really called road runner anyway, or is a wierd version, I don't know anymore...

Oh and I also played an old PC game of Nightmare on elm street that is far better than this NES version, I can't recall its name though, but I remember the first part was about running in the town to try to find the house while being chased by ghosts. The game had a top-down view.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2006, 07:44:25 PM »

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Originally posted by: Ceric
Bill you did not entertain my Chinchilla. It still ran away even with your review on... Do they have not taste...

Maybe I should put up a warning!

"WARNING: CHINCHILLAS MAY NOT BE ENTERTAINED BY BILL'S HORRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOUR! THIS MAY LEAD TO RANDOM SPURTS OF VIOLENCE FROM YOUR CHINCHILLA, SO PLEASE WEAR PROTECTIVE CLOTHING AT ALL TIMES!"

Edit: And for some reason I left out a video...

Super Spike V'Ball

Ceric · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2006, 08:05:56 PM »

UncleBob · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2006, 08:15:35 PM »

Dude, I'm totally going to have to rip into you on your Gyromite review.

The Second Controller is supposed to be connected to ROB, your friendly Robot buddy. He plays the game with you!
Firstly, the "Test" mode is to make sure you have ROB looking at the screen correctly.
In Game A the player simply controls the Professor.
In both Game A and B, you send signals to ROB (that's what the flashing screen is all about) that tells him to move left, right, up or down and to open or close his hands (in order to pick up or drop a Gyro). In Game B, you send these signals automatically, but in Game A, I believe you have to press select before sending ROB a signal.

Playing Gyromite without ROB would be like playing Donkey Konga without the Kongas. Except even less fun. Although, to be fair, Gyromite with ROB is still less fun than Donkey Konga.

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Author Topic: Bill's NES Video "Reviews" (Read 11567 times)