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Staff Sez #1: The N64
« on: October 03, 2011, 11:19:01 PM »

In a brand new feature, the staff of Nintendo World Report gives you their quick and dirty opinions on their memories of the N64.

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/feature/27999

Hey there, folks!

Welcome to a brand new feature here at Nintendo World Report that we call Staff Sez. The rules are simple: Each week, I'll present the beginning of a sentence. Our all-star staff will then complete that sentence in 10 words or less, each showcasing their wonderful, and hopefully well-thought-out opinion.

This past week was actually the 15-Year Anniversary of the N64, so it seemed appropriate to kick off Staff Sez with this:

"When I think of the N64…" 


Mike Sklens, Hardcore Nerdographer sez:
"…I realize it's when I became a multi platform gamer."

Pedro Hernandez, Exporter of Fine Mustaches sez:
"…I remember the countless hours I spent playing Ocarina of Time."

Neal Ronaghan, Jersey Shoreman sez:
"…I remember playing MK64 and GoldenEye until my eyes bled."

Daan Koopman, The Flying Dutchman sez:
"…I remember the Gym Leader Castle in Pokemon Stadium 2."

Zach Miller, Patron Saint of Large-Breasted Dinosaurs sez:
"….I remember blowing the heads off of raptors in Turok."

J.P. Corbran, Captain Fedora sez:
"…I remember figuring out balancing the Farsight in Perfect Dark."

Jonathan Metts, Co-Host on Box Office Poison sez:
"…I touch myself."

Carmine "Not Recommended… Except for Kairon" Red sez:
"…I remember spacecruisers with controller fighters and rumble pak tanks."

Nate Andrews, That Kid I Don't Really Know sez:
"….I'm back in my basement playing Mario Kart 64." 

Josh Max, His Royal Badness sez:
"…I recall boundless joy accompanying each game purchase."

James Dawson, Fancy Free Since '93 sez:
"…I remember first playing Pokemon Stadium at my cousin's house."

Jared Rosenberg, Camera Manchild sez:
"…I remember that Yoshi is on the roof."

Karl "Red Velvet" Castaneda sez:
"…I recall Crash Team Racing being way better than MK64."

…and that was our first Staff Sez, everyone! Hope you dug it, but it's just getting started. Let us know how you'd finish this sentence in the comments section, and tell us what sentence you'd like the staff to finish next week!

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Re: Staff Sez #1: The N64
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 11:34:55 PM »
I wonder how many people around here remember N64HQ - basically the grandfather of this site and fan-news sites in general, I would say. You can still find some OGs from there hanging around sometimes...

And Corbran should come and play PD with my XBLA crew if he thinks he knows that game inside out. :faust:

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Re: Staff Sez #1: The N64
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 11:58:22 PM »
I am nowhere near good enough to play with you guys. All I remember is figuring out rules to make the Farsight not ridiculously unbalanced.

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Re: Staff Sez #1: The N64
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 01:07:18 AM »
"Exporter of Fine Mustaches"

100% accurate and loving every inch of it!
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Re: Staff Sez #1: The N64
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 01:20:50 AM »
100% accurate and loving every inch of it!

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Re: Staff Sez #1: The N64
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 02:14:06 AM »
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