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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Mafia VIII: Are you their God? IT'S ME... DUFFMAN!!!

« on: August 16, 2006, 09:41:32 AM »

I'm here already also. I guess I'm the new S-U-P-E-R. The only thing I regret is that Zach changed my role from a townie to a mafia member. I even signed up late just so I could be a townie once. If I'm never a townie, no one will ever believe when I say I'm a townie. Plus, I'd started up my give away my vote thing before I was informed I'd be mafia, so that made things more difficult. Still, I thought people might leave me alone because I did sign up late like Unclebob and Unclebob was a townie. Oh well. Easy come, easy go.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 16, 2006, 09:33:14 AM »

Yeah, I can't wait to find out who killed me.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 15, 2006, 08:56:52 PM »

Well, I just thought I'd have some fun with my mafia companion piece (this thread) and just reflect on some of the going ons of the game. Why don't the living ever have a thread where they can talk. No, they always have to vote while the dead chat it up. Well, I'm changing that!

I have to say that there is some excellant role-playing going on. I love the Groundskeeper Willie impression that Decoyman does and the Sideshow Bob that Couchmonkey does. Your posts always sound so authentic and as I read them, my mind automatically uses the character's voice for the words. Great job guys. Someone needs to praise your hard work.

Alright. I'll include Stevey too. Truth is, when I read Stevey's post, I always had Duffman saying your words as well. Good job!

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:haha ceric is reporting mafia threads

« on: August 15, 2006, 08:50:05 PM »

What's he saying? And how can I join in the good fight? Ask not what Mafia can do for you. Ask what you can do for Mafia!

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:Reggie Fils-Aime's interview

« on: August 15, 2006, 08:03:05 PM »

and 1 year olds, and 1 month olds, and 1 day olds, ands pre-womb year olds....

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 15, 2006, 07:10:25 PM »

I'm glad Stevey could join this thread to spread his lies. In case anyone is wondering, 18 Days was the one and only person who contacted me yesterday. She never used my services but today she left this message for me. "IM sorry, I decided I couldn't keep my promise because I'd kill you if I told you who to vote for (me) " Stand up gal that 18 Days. Real class.


Not like Duffman. Stevey has created lies even though he's dead an no longer playing. Maybe his message should be deleted. Also the only time Stevey contacted me was today. He asked me to particapte in a vendetta against TYP. I sent him the following:

"Wait a sec. You want me to kill TYP for your vendetta even though I was going to be part of that vendetta? You did say vendetta for all doctors even though I had nothing to do with screwing up the last game."

He responded with this:

"your vedetta for kill my mafia 2 times in a row, and I siad typ cause I didn't think you go with killing your self..."

Look Stevey, I'm sorry your revenge dreams have gone unfullfilled but you'll have to wait for the next game. Please stop trying to influence this game. I had to restrain myself last game. It's hard but it's appreciated and fair.

[VOTE ATHRUN ZALA]

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Mafia VIII day 2

« on: August 15, 2006, 06:41:40 PM »

My services have been requested again.

VOTE ATHRUN ZALA

[MY NEW CALLING IN LIFE!]

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 14, 2006, 08:17:41 PM »

You're right Wandering. Thanks to you, I've seen the error of my ways. All this time, I've been wrapped up in my own glory and on the destruction of fun of others like taking away trolling for everyone and boring them with spam and just generally wasting their time. Well, I'm going to turn over a new leaf, you hear?! No more war. From now on, only peace and love! I'm going to focus all my attention on creating such sweet and sugary love on these forums, even Ian Sane's dark cynical heart will melt into a giant puddle of PGC Forum joy.

Yes!! It must be my goal!! MY PURPOSE!!!MY NEW CALLING IN LIFE!


And by doing so, I will slowly and methodically take all of Bill's love away from him and reduce him to a washed-up has-been teddy bear that people have outgrown and no longer love because he's missing his two button eyes and has lost the stuffing in an arm and has all those food stains on him making him a biological hazard of food poisoning, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THE DOG HAS CHEWED HIM UP PRETTY GOOD TO THE POINT WHERE YOU COULDN'T EVEN GIVE AWAY THE TEDDY BEAR IF YOU PAID SOMEONE MONEY TO DO SO!!!!!!




(Breathe, Khushrenada, breathe)





Oh, that's better. Now where was I? Oh yes. Peace and love to all. Everyone wins the trolling war. Which according to S-U-P-E-R means everyone loses the trolling war. Thanks a lot, Ty.

 

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:the only way to win the trolling war....

« on: August 14, 2006, 07:32:21 PM »

Actually, I mentioned this before in the mafia prologue thread. I'd basically end trolling month and therefore everybody would lose.


The chance to troll.




That's what they'd lose.




They'd lose the chance to troll while they could during thread trolling month.




You understand now?

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Mafia VIII: day 1

« on: August 14, 2006, 07:29:31 PM »

Well, my vote is once again available. 18 Days was the one who contacted me and requested my vote but she gave me no instructions and never used my vote which is odd because I thought she would have wanted, especially today. Oh well. Feel free to contact me if you want it.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 14, 2006, 07:21:18 PM »

This was in another thread.

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Troll -- A Troll is similar to Flamebait, but slightly more refined. This is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time.

I've said this:

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I've yet to see any one say "thanks for fighting me" to you. I guess they figure what's the point? I've won.

And now there's this:

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Thanks for fighting the good fight Arthurn. The trolls shall not win.

Well, I guess that proves me wrong. But wait a minute. Maybe I'm just distorting reality. Saying I'm winning the trolling war when I'm not. That is why peple are now providing such wonderful helpful comments. Like the fact that I don't have a bunch of Dupe accounts. Or even a thread on how to win the trolling war by not playing. Let's not forget that Athrun has argued that I'm not winning the trolling war. Looks like I'm mixing up my facts. Let's not forget all the other people who have now joined in the effort to prove me wrong. Looks like I'm just wasting a bunch of people's time. This is something even Wandering couldn't do with all his dupe accounts. Looks like he fails.

And what's this? Vudu has voted against me in mafia to shut me up. Looks like I just met the final criteria. Provoking indignant responses.

Let's not forget confused. Athrun never got my circle gets the square reference.


So, in conclusion, I'd just like to thank you all for playing. You all thought you were proving me wrong and beating me. Calling me a spammer and declareing me a boring non-troll. But in the end, I suckered you all and have now revealed myself as the greatest troll these boards have ever seen! So, you are left with a choice.

Either I'm wrong and I'm not winning the trolling war, thereby distorting reality and showing myself to indeed be a truly great troll and wasting everybody's time, which means I really am winning the trolling war.

Or I'm right, and I'm winning the trolling war thereby showing myself to indeed be a truly great troll and wasting everybody's time.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Are you their God? IT'S ME... DUFFMAN!!!

« on: August 14, 2006, 07:03:04 PM »

Now that's a vendetta. Even creating the dead thread specifically for a person. Wow.

[VOTE ATHRUN ZALA]

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Mafia VIII: day 1

« on: August 14, 2006, 06:48:26 PM »

Well, the person who has requested my services has given me no information. So, I don't know if they just don't want me voting or if they were just saying they wanted my services to keep me from voting. Since I have no instructions, then I'll just vote for the person I seem to have the most voting animosity with.

VOTE ATHRUN ZALA


On a side note, it's interesting how each game I keep getting more and more votes earlier in the game. I guess my antics are too much.

It's also interesting how S-U-P-E-R has no votes. Ohh wait. That's tomorrow.


EDIT: By the way Vudu, if you don't really think I'm giving away my vote, take up my offer and find out for yourself.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 14, 2006, 09:23:21 AM »

I've yet to see any one say "thanks for fighting me" to you.  I guess they figure what's the point? I've won.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 14, 2006, 09:04:27 AM »

Just a note. "My services have been requested."

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:MAFIA Prologue

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:16:43 PM »

Just a lesson for you. It's not who has the most posts or who has the funniest posts. It's public perception. And if I'm perceived as winning, then I've won. You can argue it all you want but if people don't see it that way then you'll never win. People will look aver my posts and see my messages repeated many times and that boredom will drill itself into their skulls and make them think that I've been trolling lots. But with you, you send mixed messages. They read something here and something there but they don't connect it to you right away. Thus it you seem to still be posting reasonably, unlike me, who is going around and posting junk. Plus, by constantly proclaiming victoy, I'm seen as indeed being victorious. Or at least, the first thought on the matter is that I'm winning the trolling war. Which I am.

So, once more with feeling, I'm winning the trolling war.

Plus, if you're looking for a summary of my vote idea, you can find it in the mafia sign-up thread.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:What's been goin' ON in that head o'yours?

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:11:19 PM »

Basically, I've been focusing on ending the trolling war of which I'm winning.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Personal gaming accomplishments

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:10:15 PM »

Once I'm done winning the trolling war of which I'm winning.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Rent my Avatar Space!

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:09:06 PM »

Well, at least someone is excited for the game tomorrow. Of course, it's the only game you have a chance of winning because I'm winning the trolling war.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:When did the Funhouses background change?

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:08:06 PM »

And yes, I'm winning the trolling war.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Funhouse needs to invade an online game

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:07:03 PM »

Like I'm doing with this. I'm winning the trolling war.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:I always thought the expression "land of milk and honey" was pretty dumb....

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:06:00 PM »

Part of it came from The Simpsons. I guess you don't watch it. Oh, and I'm winning the trolling war.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Every month is thread-trolling month

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:05:00 PM »

I'm winning the trolling war.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Mafia VIII: Simpsons

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:03:59 PM »

I'm winning the trolling war.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Funhouse needs to invade an online game

« on: August 13, 2006, 10:02:38 PM »

Sadly, I did type each post individually. I figured that would eat up part of the minute I'd have to wait.