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Title: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 04:07:08 AM
It was a dark and stormy morning.  The tumultuous weather was a harbinger of the days ahead.  After being rocked with violence, the poor townspeople of Louieville had decided enough is enough.  Today was the first day of a new campaign that completely eschewed the trial process.  It was called "Swift Justice."  The townspeople would vote for whom they believed were the evil mafiosos from the notroious Fanboys or the flamboyantly evil Pietriots.

Check your PGC PMs.  If you have a role, then you'll have been PM'd.  I would appreciate confirmation.  

If you did not receive a PM, you are a townie (it's not that you're not special to me, it's that I have to go to sleep).

I recommend not voting until you've checked your PMs.    Day One will continue on until I get confirmation from all the roles.  

Good luck and have fun.    
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pale on January 09, 2006, 05:36:04 AM
Are we supposed to role play? =P

Pale steps out of the local bar, takes a deep breath, and begins his walk home.  Every few steps he looks over his shoulder and wonders "Why the hell do I live here."  Suddenly his toe catches the curb and he does a face plant in the snow.

er something...  
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 09, 2006, 07:44:47 AM
The sharp cold kept Aurion from wandering outdoors until the mid-afternoon.  He stumbled out, still sleepy-eyed, and made his way down his driveway to fetch his newspaper.  Halfway there, he suddenly stops......

"I think pants would have been a good idea..."
 
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 09, 2006, 08:31:15 AM
After being ubruptly awoken by the kids running into the bedroom yelling "Daddy, Daddy, wake up Mommy made breakfast." I sat up quickly, still a little groggy from the night before, looking around the room confused.

Thats when I remembered that not only was I not married, but I don't have any kids and this isn't even my house!!!

 
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 08:58:32 AM
 I was walking pass the bar, where I noticed that pale was walking out of the bar. I waved to him, he paused for a sec.. gave me a slight wave and went on.
I have been wondering these pass few days of the going on's in town, the other folks in town have been stirred up lately, I can't blame them with the way things are run.
*a cold wind starts blowing* I decided to step in the bar for a drink, the local yahoo's were there, I see a coke machine, put 50cents in, but instead I get a pepsi*Noooooooooooooooooooooooo*
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: KnowsNothing on January 09, 2006, 09:12:26 AM
"I will find the toe!" I yelled, frantically searching on my hands and knees.

Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pale on January 09, 2006, 09:28:34 AM
"Is he talking about my toe?"  Pale figures he better just walk away quickly and does so.  As he approaches his building he quickly scurries in, opens his apartment door, and closes it abruptly behind him.  *snick* *click* *snap* *shook* He hits all of his dead bolts and heads for the couch.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: KnowsNothing on January 09, 2006, 09:39:33 AM
Actually, I'm talking about mother's toe.  The cat took it again.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pale on January 09, 2006, 09:43:14 AM
Pale makes a crack in his blinds and notices that KN is still blathering on about someone's toe.  Safely inside he laughs to himself and goes back to watching some cartoons.
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 09, 2006, 09:52:22 AM
With exactly 21 players, if the townies execute someone random on a whim, they actually have a 2/3 chance of only killing one of their own. RUH ROH
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: IceCold on January 09, 2006, 09:59:15 AM
Excerpts from the journal made by IceCold; January 1, YR1

The sky lit up in a flash of lightning, followed by the inevitable rumble of violent thunder overhead. As the landscape came to life again, I noticed in the distance, for a fleeting moment, the flashing silhouette of a running person. Then, as suddenly as it came, it was gone. In the midst of the elongated clap of thunder that ensued, I thought I heard something. I dismissed my unnerving thoughts, and told myself off for letting my fear get the most of me. But then I heard it again! It was a gunshot, sure as the wind that blew in my face. I did some calculations, and I deduced that if 2+2=5, and log(5) is the inverse root of infinity, then something was definitely wrong about this scenario. My curiosity tugged at me and demanded that I investigate. However, my common sense got the better of me, and I ran home as fast as my weary feet could take me. These are troubling times indeed..

This is the first paragraph of my novel, diary. Do you like it?
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: nickmitch on January 09, 2006, 10:07:22 AM
TVman awakes in his bed and turns on the television. Nothing was on, so he decides to go outside in his bule puma running shorts. He begins jogging on the soggy streets of the shell that was once his home town. The heavy trafic forces him on to the sidewalk. He doesn't have school for another week, so he decides to enjoy his time off on the internet. . .until the doorbell rings. . .

"Damn tax collectors."
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 11:12:37 AM
I'm not sure exactly how we're supposed to discuss who to kill someone (what with all the third-person dialogue and whatnot).

If the townsfolk don't have a clue who's who (as is usually the case in the early days of the game) can we collectively decide not to vote off someone, or is the rule someone must be voted off every day?

EDIT:  I UNVOTE FOR MARIO (VOTE CHANGE).
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 09, 2006, 11:17:58 AM
Someone must be voted off everyday...And we can't really vote for someone until the mob boss has killed someone, which he hasn't yet...
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 11:19:43 AM
But we won't find out who the mob boss kills until day two, right?  So does that mean there's no voting off on day one?
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 11:20:16 AM
We'll that gives ample time... now doesn't it?
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 09, 2006, 11:23:59 AM
Quote

Originally posted by: vudu
But we won't find out who the mob boss kills until day two, right?  So does that mean there's no voting off on day one?

No, no, there are two mafia groups: The Fanboys and The Pietriots...The Fanboys kill on every odd day (starting with today) while The Pietriots kill on even days (starting with tomorrow)...
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: ShyGuy on January 09, 2006, 11:24:15 AM
Looking down from the highrise balcony, ShyGuy takes a sip of ginger ale from his private stash and studies the activity on the cold streets below. As he watches the good people of Louieville scurrying about in the snow, he thinks to himself. "As long as I'm writing my own reality here, I might as well be rich." Smiling and shaking his head, he flips open his phone and asks his driver to bring the car around front.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 11:36:56 AM
Quote

No, no, there are two mafia groups: The Fanboys and The Pietriots...The Fanboys kill on every odd day (starting with today) while The Pietriots kill on even days (starting with tomorrow)...
I realize that.  However, we won't find out the results of today's killing until tomorrow, correct?  So do townsfolk vote off someone today (with results tomorrow) or do we wait to vote tomorrow (with results on Wednesday)?
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 11:52:22 AM
Gohan started walking back home, Suddenly "hear's something" a cat scrammbled through the trash cans in the alley. "think's to himself, must be that cat Knowsnothing is talking about"
I turned around to another corner, I hear two guys mumbling in the alleyway. I walked by, not paying any attention to their mumblings.
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 09, 2006, 12:02:18 PM
Maybe we should start furiously AIMing and messaging each other!!1/
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: KnowsNothing on January 09, 2006, 12:04:46 PM
Real mobsters use IRC.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 12:05:10 PM
The person the townies choose to kill (so far MARIO is leading with a single vote) is killed after polls close.  As I stated above, polls for Day 1 will only close after I receive my confirmations.  Not much to worry about on that front, as I've gotten a good portion.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 12:07:15 PM
lol poor Mario, he better come and defend himself from getting the "Axe"
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pale on January 09, 2006, 12:28:57 PM
I think we should keep all conversations within the forum myself, using PMs as needed, or if people want to get really creative, they could post conversations with each other at a local cafe or something right in here....
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Mario on January 09, 2006, 01:04:10 PM
So... Day 1 (today?) only the townies can vote? If so wouldn't that mean everyone would know who the townies are after today? Then every day after that it alternates between each Mafia group? Or the townies vote on every day?
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: KnowsNothing on January 09, 2006, 01:05:53 PM
The townies vote everyday, and the mafias alternate, with the Fanboys starting today.  I think.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pale on January 09, 2006, 01:19:07 PM
I thought everyone could vote when the townies vote... because technically everyone is a townie.. some are just special...

Edit: Fixed some stuff because sometimes my fingers type words I'm not even thinking...
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Mario on January 09, 2006, 01:35:54 PM
This is a vote for VUDU

EDIT: VOTE CHANGE to KIRBY  
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 09, 2006, 01:36:07 PM
voting kirby killer dedede
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 01:37:34 PM
Voting changed  to: Kirby, as I subspect him of shady deals.
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 01:47:28 PM
Everyone votes.  Not just townies.  The other guys have night actions in which they perform their murderous duties.  Otherwise you could just see who's not voting and deduce them as mafia.  So if you are mafia, I recommend that you vote early and often.  
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 01:47:44 PM
None of your votes count as you did not vote in CAPS.

Btw, I unvoted for Mario.  I was just picking on him because he hadn't shown his face yet.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 01:57:36 PM
it is now lol
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: KnowsNothing on January 09, 2006, 01:59:03 PM
vote change~

I vote KIRBY because of the irony.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on January 09, 2006, 02:04:27 PM
YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING ABOUT MY BEHIND THE SCENE ACTIVITIES
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 09, 2006, 02:11:45 PM
Stabby leaned out of his door cautiously, doubled-barreld shotgun in hand and Spot -his old bloodhound with no visible spot on him- at his side. It was well known he teeterd on the brink of insanity, but how mutch is not known.

"Stay, boy. I've got work to do."

He walked cautiouslly outside, shoutgun at the ready. No serial killer would get him to go down. Not without a fight, at least.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 09, 2006, 02:22:53 PM
I vote KIRBY for deciding to vote Mario right after KnowsNothing for no real reason...
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 09, 2006, 02:26:17 PM
I vote MARIO for no real reason.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Mario on January 09, 2006, 02:31:22 PM
In this post I question Stabs motives and continue on my stroll...
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 02:35:20 PM
Ok, it's changed.

Kirby what'cha want? all I see is GOHAN!! But not very specific... now is it?
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 02:39:45 PM
MysticGohan - I don't think you're supposed to create a new post for when you change your vote; I believe you're supposed to edit your original post and include the text VOTE CHANGED.  Otherwise it's confusing to Pryopizm.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on January 09, 2006, 02:45:15 PM
MYSTIC is a marked man
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 09, 2006, 02:51:02 PM
(Follow the names as they are in the list so you don't confuse Pryo)
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 02:54:16 PM
Starts to ponder the recent events of a town poll for weeding out the vermin of the town, then I recall Kirby having somekind of vendetta against a fellow individual. This was ofcourse after passing by the alleyway on the way home, I just didn't pay attention, he was talking to two other individuals, plotting something devious. Perhaps kirby is involved in the past murders...?
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 09, 2006, 03:07:11 PM
I recall Kirby having a vendetta against quality posts
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 03:15:32 PM
Anyone else get an instant message from some guy calling himself "notamobster64"?

notamobster64: i represent a powerful bunch of guys in the mafia pgc game
notamobster64: you sure raised some brows when you voted first!
king vudu: i just don't like aussies so i voted for mario. (joking)
king vudu: you'll notice i did unvote for him though.
notamobster64: be careful who you vote for in the meantime
notamobster64: we'll be in touch heh heh
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 03:25:36 PM
not that I'm aware of. But intresting non the less.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: SS4Gogita on January 09, 2006, 03:31:10 PM
Oh hey what's going on here?

Someone fill me in if there's anything to be filled in on, stat!
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on January 09, 2006, 03:38:05 PM
Rumors were afloat - did Ty Shughart really lack heterosexuality?  Only time would tell...
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 03:45:02 PM
Kirby will not live pass morning
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: ShyGuy on January 09, 2006, 04:08:51 PM
All these threats of executing fellow innocent citizens are madness. Someone who would do such a thing clearly has issues.

I abstain from casting a vote in tonight's death sentence.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: nickmitch on January 09, 2006, 04:27:30 PM
I notice the sting of votes for kirby_killer_dedede. 2 sides from a previous argument quickly, yet suspiciously, dissolve as all eyes turn to KKD. I begin suspecting mob influence. So, out of fear of death, I cast my vote.

This is a vote for KIRBY.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 04:40:32 PM
Cool, I've gotten all the confirmations necessary, the dying will commence tonight.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 04:57:24 PM
Question:  Will the deadline for voting be at the same time every day, and if so when is that time?

I ask because if the cutoff had been a couple hours ago I probably would have gotten the axe.  Now it seems as if Kirby is going bye-bye.
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 09, 2006, 04:58:39 PM
Hey count me in on one for whoever everyone else is voting for
+1 for Kirby for no apparent reason

edit: I believe it cuts of at 11pm est
which is 8pm pst
which sux cause I'm not supposed to get off of work until 9pm pst
and I can't access "game" related sites from work  
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 04:58:54 PM
11 PM Eastern.  So, pretty much now.  Polls are closed.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: UncleBob on January 09, 2006, 05:05:04 PM
Dangit, I forgot to vote...  All well, tommrow.

Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 05:10:49 PM
Judge Aurion was presented with the vote tally.  By an overwhelming majority Kirby was elected to die.

"Do you have anything to say in your defense?"  Asked Aurion

"Uh, yeah, I didn't do it,"  Kirby saucily replied.

There was a murmur from the crowd.  

Aurion cleared his throat.  "By the power vested in me, I, Judge Bill Aurion, sentence you to a death by hanging!"

Kirby was visibly upset and spoke up, "May I have one last request?"

"No!"  With that, Aurion pulled out "Swift Justice" (a .45 magnum) and shot Kirby in the brain.  

IceCold spoke up, "I thought he was going to have a death by hanging!"

Aurion simply replied, "He pissed me off, you want some, too, fool?!"

With that IceCold shut up and spoke no more.

Suddenly, KnowsNothing showed up and screamed.  "OMG THAT WAS THE DOCTOR!!!  I WAS HIS NURSE!!"  He fell to his knees and burst into tears.  

Everyone gasped in shock.

"You're a nurse?"  Pale asked, then broke into a fit of laughter.  Soon the crowd joined him.  

"Court adjourned, let's all get a beer!"  Announced Aurion.  "Everyone's invited, excpet KnowsNothing, he probably drinks wine coolers anyway."

And the crowd dispersed.


Those of you who haven't, please turn in your night actions.

Being mentioned in the narrative does not determine nor give any clue to one's guilt or innocence.  It's simply there to add flavor.

Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 05:17:19 PM
Great.  You killed the doctor.  I hope you're all happy.

Who would have thought someone like Kirby could have gotten his medical degree?
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: breakyboy on January 09, 2006, 05:20:39 PM
Well crap. I spent so much time pondering my vote I missed out.

Ah well I never liked Kirby anyways. Kekekekekekeke.
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: nickmitch on January 09, 2006, 05:28:09 PM
So, wait, who does the mob kill?
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 09, 2006, 05:28:26 PM
Quote

Originally posted by: vudu
Great.  You killed the doctor.  I hope you're all happy.

Who would have thought someone like Kirby could have gotten his medical degree?

You know whats even better?
we're all supposed to goto the bar and have a drink and Bill... exuse me.. Judge Aurion... got brain matter all over my new shirt
Do we have a town dry cleaner, or do I have to buy another shirt?  
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: vudu on January 09, 2006, 05:30:56 PM
Believe it or not, I'm the town dry cleaner.  I charge $2 per shirt.  $3 per pink striped shirt.
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: Pryopizm on January 09, 2006, 05:31:26 PM
Quote

Originally posted by: TVman
So, wait, who does the mob kill?


You'll find that out at the beginning of tomorrow's narrative.  I open every poll day with the results of the night actions.
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 05:38:27 PM
Quote

Originally posted by: breakyboy
I blame IE for this nonsense.


Why not get FireFox? lol works wonder where IE fails
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 09, 2006, 05:39:52 PM
Oh great, just give them hints to my mob ties, Pryo...I mean...uhhhhh...
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 05:43:20 PM
lol, Bills trying to draw heat.. how cute!
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 09, 2006, 05:46:59 PM
Draw Heat!!!! O.O
He's got a gun?
Awww!!! everyone run Bills got a gun!!!!
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: Mario on January 09, 2006, 05:58:34 PM
AHAHAUAHUHAHAHAUHAUHA WHOA
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 09, 2006, 07:45:34 PM
You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs!
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 08:07:28 PM
Heh, unfortunately it was Kirby who had his eggs running over the courtroom walls

Oh well, atleast the Mob can't get the doc to do any favors, Unless the male nurse there can perform
a few choice "Miracles"  
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 09, 2006, 08:10:16 PM
& you can't make a quesadilla w/o cutting the cheese
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 09, 2006, 08:18:27 PM
Unless it's cheese free
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 09, 2006, 08:42:31 PM
but then its just a dilla
Title: RE:Mafia: Day One
Post by: IceCold on January 09, 2006, 08:49:47 PM
Quote

Originally posted by: MysticGohan24
lol, Bills trying to draw heat.. how cute!
Midcarder at best
Title: RE: Mafia: Day One
Post by: wandering on January 09, 2006, 09:03:06 PM
*awakes from a drunken daze*
Crap, it's Tuesday already?