Author Topic: The problem with bums (Read 6815 times)

RABicle · « **on:** December 09, 2008, 03:20:09 AM »

Is that they smell. I was sitting down a funny way just then and I could smell my bum and it wasn't very nice.

Dasmos · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2008, 04:03:54 AM »

My bum smells like roses.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2008, 04:11:39 AM »

Yeah, I've known panhandlers who made more money than I did. No sympathy from me.

wait, what?

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2008, 04:13:28 AM »

ShyGuy, there were tooooo many bums in Spokane. Here in Seattle, it's wayy worse though.

ThePerm · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2008, 01:24:27 PM »

one time i drove buy a bum and he had a im hungry sighn, as soon as i passed him i could see that the im hungry sign was made out of a Miller light box

EasyCure · « **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2008, 01:55:02 PM »

bums are smelly in NY cuz kids kick the **** out of them.

take that any way you like.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2008, 02:01:07 PM »

perm if you ever become a bum, promise you'll get someone else to write your signs for you?

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2008, 12:09:21 AM »

Quote from: RABicle on December 09, 2008, 03:20:09 AM

Is that they smell. I was sitting down a funny way just then and I could smell my bum and it wasn't very nice.

1) cut their noses off and they won't smell anymore.

2) bum=ass... how funny did you sit to sit on your face?

<3

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:22:45 AM »

Quote from: DAaaMan64 on December 09, 2008, 04:13:28 AM

ShyGuy, there were tooooo many bums in Spokane. Here in Seattle, it's wayy worse though.

True dat, certain sections of the city smell like urine. Vagrant urine.

nickmitch · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:33:42 AM »

Sometimes they have to pee on themselves to keep warm.

EasyCure · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:02:16 AM »

If pee comes out of your bum, somethings wrong with you..

bustin98 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:04:35 PM »

Thats not pee...

Damn that Mexican food.

EasyCure · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:46:30 PM »

Montezuma strikse again!

nickmitch · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:54:41 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on December 10, 2008, 10:02:16 AM

If pee comes out of your bum, somethings wrong with you..

Lol, wrong "bum."

The real problem with those bums is that girls leave them out, and I could get in trouble for putting quarters in them.

ThePerm · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2008, 09:23:02 PM »

Quote from: Zap on December 09, 2008, 02:01:07 PM

perm if you ever become a bum, promise you'll get someone else to write your signs for you?

blah blah blah, I type faster than my spelling complex. If I cared more than I'd edit and be more deliberate.

if i were homeless i wouldn't beg for food anyway, I'd hunt and eat pigeons. Also, i would dine and ditch frequently. To get change i would head straight towards the malls fountain.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:01:27 PM »

"Vagrant urine."

I read this as vaginal urine and thought for a moment, "Can you tell the difference?"

Now I'm curious, but I don't want to have to take the necessary means to find out.

ThePerm · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:33:03 AM »

what do you read when you read vagabond or vagary?

vagrant should rhyme with fragrant.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:59:52 AM »

You can analyze the hormones to determine such things. estrogen

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2008, 10:57:37 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on December 10, 2008, 03:54:41 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on December 10, 2008, 10:02:16 AM
If pee comes out of your bum, somethings wrong with you..

Lol, wrong "bum."

The real problem with those bums is that girls leave them out, and I could get in trouble for putting quarters in them.

does it really matter at this point?

besides...

Quote from: nickmitch on December 10, 2008, 02:33:42 AM

Sometimes they have to pee on themselves to keep warm.

Thats a stupid reason to pee yourself. As The Day After Tomorrow has taught us, bums should tear pages out of literary classics to insulate their clothing to keep warm. DUUUUUH!