Community Forums => NWR Forums Discord => Topic started by: RABicle on December 09, 2008, 03:20:09 AM
Title: The problem with bums
Post by: RABicle on December 09, 2008, 03:20:09 AM
Is that they smell. I was sitting down a funny way just then and I could smell my bum and it wasn't very nice.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: Dasmos on December 09, 2008, 04:03:54 AM
My bum smells like roses.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: ShyGuy on December 09, 2008, 04:11:39 AM
Yeah, I've known panhandlers who made more money than I did. No sympathy from me.
wait, what?
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: DAaaMan64 on December 09, 2008, 04:13:28 AM
ShyGuy, there were tooooo many bums in Spokane. Here in Seattle, it's wayy worse though.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: ThePerm on December 09, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
one time i drove buy a bum and he had a im hungry sighn, as soon as i passed him i could see that the im hungry sign was made out of a Miller light box
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: EasyCure on December 09, 2008, 01:55:02 PM
bums are smelly in NY cuz kids kick the **** out of them.
take that any way you like.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: King of Twitch on December 09, 2008, 02:01:07 PM
perm if you ever become a bum, promise you'll get someone else to write your signs for you?
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: nitsu niflheim on December 10, 2008, 12:09:21 AM
perm if you ever become a bum, promise you'll get someone else to write your signs for you?
blah blah blah, I type faster than my spelling complex. If I cared more than I'd edit and be more deliberate.
if i were homeless i wouldn't beg for food anyway, I'd hunt and eat pigeons. Also, i would dine and ditch frequently. To get change i would head straight towards the malls fountain.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 10, 2008, 11:01:27 PM
"Vagrant urine."
I read this as vaginal urine and thought for a moment, "Can you tell the difference?"
Now I'm curious, but I don't want to have to take the necessary means to find out.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: ThePerm on December 11, 2008, 12:33:03 AM
what do you read when you read vagabond or vagary?
vagrant should rhyme with fragrant.
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2008, 12:59:52 AM
You can analyze the hormones to determine such things. estrogen
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: EasyCure on December 11, 2008, 10:57:37 AM
Sometimes they have to pee on themselves to keep warm.
Thats a stupid reason to pee yourself. As The Day After Tomorrow has taught us, bums should tear pages out of literary classics to insulate their clothing to keep warm. DUUUUUH!
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: bustin98 on December 11, 2008, 12:15:56 PM
Dumb and Dumber taught us two idiots with money are still idiots.
Greatest. Movie. Evar.
Where's Evan to debate this fact?
Title: Re: The problem with bums
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on December 11, 2008, 12:54:13 PM
