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Offline Evilmanman

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you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« on: March 06, 2004, 01:43:32 AM »
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What have sega done to f-zero?! It seems sega have transformed F-zero's essence from coolness to lameness. I always used to refer to captain falcon as the man with the golden nipples (anyone with golden nipples is cool) , but now he's captain lameass. The racing is great, they managed to get one thing right. However you can no longer boost ahead to a narrow part of the track then sit their spin attacking getting billions(or a maximum of 4 if you can count) of lives. The qusetions you ask the racer at the end of the grand prix are a great idea, except for the crappy voice acting and lame script.


Mr. F-zero:"Why did you become an F-Zero racer"
Pico (with a really girly high pitched voice):"To quench my thirst for blood"


I was racing in one of the casino levels (the levels that look like they were in the latest sonic game) when i boosted on a curving road when i got air on a bump and fell into the sky and exploded. If it weren't for the excellent gameplay i wouldn't play it.

Rabicle and i were talking about what namco would do to starfox, and our conclusion is that there is no way that it can be worse than starfox adventures. Lets all be thankful that sega didnt get it's tentacles into starfox.
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 02:01:52 AM »
..what?
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Offline Bill Aurion

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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2004, 05:08:13 AM »
"However you can no longer boost ahead to a narrow part of the track then sit their spin attacking getting billions(or a maximum of 4 if you can count) of lives."

Rofl!

And F-Zero is SUPPOSED to be cheesy... ^_^
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Offline Infernal Monkey

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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2004, 11:59:07 AM »
So you don't like the game because of the junky little interview bit? I'm confused.

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Offline nitsu niflheim

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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2004, 03:14:48 PM »
things don't mean sense to me.  oh the humanity, it has wrought me knobby brain.  So it all comes down to you don't like F-Zero?  
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2004, 08:42:00 PM »
I agree with you, F-Zero GX is an awesome game and has pushed the F-Zero series to new heights.

And yeah Starfox Adventures is awesome, i agree with you on that too.
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2004, 08:51:10 PM »
Yay! It's Mario!

How on earth could anyone not love the interviews!?

I was born to race in the Grand Prix!
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2004, 08:56:53 PM »
I'll race anyone, anytime.
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2004, 01:17:06 PM »
ill beat anyones ass in soul calibur
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Offline Bill Aurion

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2004, 01:20:02 PM »
Not against my Talim you won't...
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2004, 03:01:22 PM »
i'm going to eat a starfox.

but seriously, what? ;__;
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2004, 03:13:10 PM »
ooh, with cinnamon jelly on the side.

I'll just say that I played Z-Zero the day I got it and haven't played since.  I got because I thought I wanted it, but will admit now that I was wrong.  Not that the game was bad or anything, but just a popular thing to do.  At least I helped out both Nintendo and Sega.
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2004, 12:24:51 PM »
Most of my games tend to be impulse buys (don't groan cause i've said this before. Just sit there and listen ).
My games prowess hasn;t really improved much over the last few years. Anything where you need to go back and get enough points to get some medal or whatever, like Rogue Leader, Bond, GX, is something I don't like to do. To me it's an aweful way to increase longevity.
GX is just plain hard

The interviews are funny. When I first saw it, I thought OMG! I get to choose a question to ask and he's gonna give insight to his life!
"That's a nice machine you've got there"
"haha yeah"

WHAT

Oh well
I find it a very amusing way to play with every pilot. Hahaha. See? I'm laughing - musing i tells ya!

Seriously, I love GX cause I love futuristic racing games. And it gives something for my friends to gawk over when they drop by. 60fps baby - take THAT Gran Turismo!
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2004, 12:25:58 PM »
Oops! Didn't see this double post
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2004, 05:56:59 PM »
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ill beat anyones ass in soul calibur


How do you pull off that move?

And I love the interviews in GX! The dude starts shaking when he meets the 'scary' racers. Take THAT, 1980's sci-fi convention interview type guy.
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2004, 03:52:22 PM »
Yeah.  The interviews in GX are really cheesy!  And I love it for that!
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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2004, 10:35:00 PM »
I think what evilmanman is saying is that he doesn't like the Sega influence on F-Zero.
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RE: you know the squid thing in lotr? thats sega.
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2004, 10:38:23 PM »
Because F-Zero GX is too awesome?
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