In the interest of getting something cool but not turning the forums into a "give me a title!!11" circus of clownboats, I will just give a title to anybody who wants one. Just post in this thread exactly once with what you want your title to be. Let's keep this orderly, without posting for a new one every day or spamming it with "HAY THANX". It might take me a day or two to get to each batch, so please be patient.
LET'S ROLL!
Also, If you want a surprise one, I can do that, too.
Edit: oh yeah, this is a no-brainer, but it has to follow the forum rules and everything just like a regular post. This includes no breaking the tables.