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Offline Cube_King

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Breast-enlarging ringtone
« on: October 11, 2004, 01:08:42 AM »
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How the hell does this work?! This is just craziness. Who is this guy, I mean first he claims he can make your breasts larger with ringtones and at the end of the article he says he'll soon find a way to make you more attractive to the opposite sex... WITH RINGTONES!       Does anyone else believe this would actually work???  
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RE:Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2004, 01:14:20 AM »
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMON SENSE AND DIGNITY AT THE DOOR K?

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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2004, 02:45:05 AM »
It's true, it works by injecting the breasts with extreme amounts of cancer, which causes GameFAQ goons to grow in them.

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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2004, 03:18:13 AM »
My breasts have already gotten twice as large, thank you...
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RE:Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2004, 12:01:09 PM »
If you read it/hear it/smell it on the Internet, it MUST be true.
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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2004, 02:13:12 PM »
ahahahhahahaha, it's like listening to a parade of cats through a bowl of jello :tpg:
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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2004, 04:23:55 PM »
There's nothing sexier than a man with growing man boobs.

I'll get one for sure.
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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2004, 10:00:45 PM »
I'm in awe of knowsnothing's pictograph.
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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2004, 08:17:31 AM »
I honestly think he's pitching this at the prepubecent girls. Who are afraid that their breats might never appear (weakness.) Co-incidentally as tehy desperately get this ringtone their breats will enlarge anyway as part of growing up and they can think their ringtone did it. Because teenage girls are effing stupid.

It's just exploitation.
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RE:Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2004, 03:41:46 PM »
HAHAHAHA!!!!
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RE:Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2004, 10:25:40 PM »
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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
It's true, it works by injecting the breasts with extreme amounts of cancer, which causes GameFAQ goons to grow in them.


I should make that^ my new signature.

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RE:Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2004, 01:43:36 AM »
I swear my uncle has avery similar ringtone!!!!!
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RE: Breast-enlarging ringtone
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2004, 02:47:47 AM »
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