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Title: In the dreamtime
Post by: RABicle on April 04, 2009, 01:28:00 PM
:o what's this? A thread not about some lame TV show, movie or comic book in General Caht? **** what are we gunna do? Well too bad, this thread is about dreams. So lately I've been remembering a lot of my dreams. Dunno why, normally I never do. But last nights was so great I just gotta jot down what I can remember of it.
Ok so I was a fucking lion. I dreamt I was a lion. I rolled in a pack of 6. There was one big leader lion, myself and another like, nearly fully grown male lions, a lioness and two cubs. Early parts of the dream are hazy but I definitely recall the leader lion bragging about his mane and telling me and the other guy not to worry and that one day our manes will be luscious like his. He claimed his mane helped defend him from gunfire. I guess they cushioned the bullet's impact or something.
Anyway so we were in the suburbs, well not really Busselton is still it's own town. In dreams nothing is quite right but it felt like Manson st. So we're going down Manson street, turning onto Bower cos we're heading to a BBQ or something we've been invited too. Anyway it was a human BBQ, so we were a bit uneasy because some humans discriminate against Lions. We get to the BBQ, which is held at where the cricket nets at the school are supposed to be. You know, near Jonesy's place. So we're there and there is tension. The other adolescent lion was getting narky with some **** and some other guy was being aggressive so I jsut put a big paw out over his arm and gave him a glare that said 'watch it'.
I dunno what happend next exactly, but the situation escalated. The lioness just looks at me, knowing **** is about to start and says 'Roland, get Serra! Go!" So I scoop the cub Serra up with my paw and place her (or him?) on my back, tell her to hang onto my mane and just bound off as fast as I could across the oval. I quickly slowed down when I realised that Serra might fall off but had to keep up a steady pace as I heard a whole lot of commotion behind me. As I turn alongside Jenson I see the other lions fleeing out of the BBQ, one of them looks like the've got a bloody arm in their mouth so I guess we killed some guy? All the humans were chasing ater us with sticks. They belted for Bower Rd as I ran parallel on my side of the oval. The humans weren't much match for us and we jumped over the road and over the Denholm's back fence into some other house.
But it wasn't a house at all! It was like some sorta, buddhist praying place. We were still concerned about the humans so we hid on the roof overlooking the pool. It was around this time I realised that I didn't have Serra with me anymore, I guess she fell off as we crossed the oval. The other lions seemed unconcerned as survival of the fittest was the way of the jungle and Serra would just have to fend for herself. Anyway then I guess the buddhists stopped meditating in their putha (this was the word my dream decided a Buddhist meditation chamber with a pool was called) They were all children and they all had a calming influence on us lions. They didn't seem to mind that we were hiding out on their roof. Several of the buddhist kids sat with us and said nothing.
Then I woke up.
Anyone else have any ridiculous dreams or have to put up with psychotic housemates' night terrors (another post maybe) what about meanings behind dreams?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 04, 2009, 01:43:49 PM
I haven't had many dreams recently. This dream was from when I was 14 so 11 years ago.
I remember falling from the sky and landing in the sand.There was sand everywhere.Basically I was stuck in the sand and wasn't really going anywhere.Before I woke up I was sinking in the sand my head was almost underneth the sand.Then I woke up.
I took the dream to mean that I wasn't making much progress in life.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: RABicle on April 04, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
:O What a like. What's that word? What an insightful thought regarding your dream! Do you recall how it felt or anything? I am totally convinced that the body plays all kinds of sensory tricks during r.e.m. for example I'vehad dreams where I've woken up while I was holding something, be it someone's hand, a pipe or whatever and I'll wake up and feel intense pins and needles in my hand. One time I had a partially clenched fist holding something and as I was awake I opened my hand and it felt like all my fingers were at least twice as big as they are. It's hard to describe.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 04, 2009, 02:19:57 PM
Well it was annoying in the dream.I saw this palace in the distance.So I wanted to go.It is annoying that I couldn't go anywhere.
I remember clinching my fists in one dream.I was fighting somebody.As I was waking up I had my clinched fists still.I woke up looked down and opened my hand and for a few seconds my hand appeared bigger than it was. I think when you wake up there is a few seconds where things aren't as they should be.Once you regain your mental faculties well everything is normal.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: bustin98 on April 04, 2009, 02:56:09 PM
I dreamt I was watching a movie that was taken from a comic book, and then I learned it was being turned into a television series. What a nightmare!
Well, someone had to do it. :P
I've had dreams where I was punching someone but it was like punching underwater. Like no matter how hard I tried, it just wasn't good enough.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: decoyman on April 04, 2009, 05:40:08 PM
I've had dreams like that, but instead of punching it's running. I can't run fast enough, like I'm slogging through mud or something. Weird.
Anybody have lucid dreams? Like, where you realize you're dreaming, so you can control things? I haven't been able to control things per se, but I've been able to realize I'm dreaming (usually in nightmares), and then it's not really scary anymore. I can wake myself up if I wanted, but instead sometimes I just stay in the dream, knowing it's just a dream (I need my sleep, dangit).
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 05, 2009, 04:45:08 AM
where is vudu this time?
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THIS SHOULD BE THE OFFICIAL THREAD FOR DREAMING screw it i'll crosspost in case anyone is to lazy to click on the links
every once in a while, i'll have a semi lucid dream...whereas i'll have some control, but the world screws back.Like I'll call forth a vehicle, and it will be a tour bus, i get on the tour bus and it takes me where I don't want to go. I call forth a beautiful women and wake up.
the last lucidish dream i had was I was in a student union and I saw this copy of Zelda, now i realised i had a choice. Steal it or not. There were Nintendo T-shirts, but i decided to steal just the game. Stealing anything more would be risky. I had to avoid security. So I managed to get out through the bottom door of the union on the bottom floor. Normally this door is closed off, but during some occasions its open. There is no detectors for the bottom floor. So i grab the game and I head off to my car, acting cool like james bond, avoiding campus security on golf carts. I try looking for my car and I can't find it. I decide well i'll head home and come back for my car. I start walking and suddenly i'm walking through a mall. Like that makes any sense. Then I walk out of the mall and start heading westward. I see some thugs, but avoid them. Theres this fence. I decide that i can get by faster by jumping on the fence and swinging on it sideways like donkey kong. I'm going along thefence super fast. Suddenly it changes from an industrial zone into something rural. Inside the fence I see some bulls, i just keep swinging along. Then I see theres a bull on my side of the fence thats out of his pin. I start going even faster. He comes at me and I kick him. Behind me along the fence is a road. When I kicked him he went flying towards a semi and is thus ended. I wake up and I don't have my copy of zelda.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Dasmos on April 05, 2009, 08:03:16 AM
copy/paste
I have fucked up dreams all the time.
They usually start with me waking up from sleeping. In my most recent one I woke up and went to my bathroom mirror. Looking at myself I realised I no longer liked my nose, I went and talked to my mother about it. I mentioned something about wanting a nose job and she went off at me. "No nose jobs! That's what killed Gerry (our nextdoor neighbour who actually died in a car crash.)."
With a nose job now out of the question I decided to take a different route with combating my problem. I found a pair of secateurs and just hacked the thing off. Blood started pissing out everywhere and I realised this may have been a mistake. I tried to just place my nose back onto my face and hope that it would remedy the situation, it didn't. Now the blood had stopped and looking at myself in the mirror I just had a giant void in my face, it was black abyss.
I cooly went back to my mother with my hand covering my hole and asked "How do you re-attach a nose?" She told to find the first-aid manual. I then went to our linen closet and searched through our towels and sheets to find the book. I finally found the book after throwing all the linen on the ground and went to search through to find the "re-attach nose" chapter, struggling to find the chapter I realised what was wrong. The cover of the book said "FIRST AID", but the actual contents of the book was a erotic romance novel. *I then went into some sort of dream-within-a-dream with the novel, but I can't really remember it well. Sexy times though* I sat and read the novel for a couple of hours before I realised what I had originally been doing. After failing a second time to find the first aid book I sucked it up and went to my mother and showed her what I had done. She put my nose in a jar of mayonnaise "to preserve it" and we were off the hospital.
At the hospital the doctor explained that if I had come a couple of hours earlier he would have simply been able to re-attach it the nose with "nose glue", but it was too late for that now and I would have to live with a hole in my face. For some reason I accepted this outcome really easily and we journeyed home. After arriving home I went to pat our cat and some of its excess fur drifted into my hole, I sneezed and my brain came out the hole and I died.
The End.
I have these sorts of dreams pretty reguarly and I seem to remember them really well too.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 01:09:56 PM
anyone ever get a case of sleep paraylsis? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis)
for some time, a few years back, i wouldn't be able to remember any of my dreams but i'd very often wake up in that state and until i read up on it, it was some scary ****. I thought i'd never be able to move again. Do you know what it feels like to try to scream for help and you can't open your mouth? Its such a desperate feeling that comes over you, so many times i'd try to get myself to somehow roll off the bed hoping that smacking the floor would wake my body up from it.
Now i'm much more calm about it, though if i can't wake my body up after some time, i can feel my heart start to beat faster as i panic that this might be the time i wake up and really ama paralyzed..
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 07, 2009, 01:26:15 PM
I get it all the freaking time. I don't panic, I just realize my body's still in a subconscious stand-by mode therefore my ass should just go back to sleep. It's annoying when I want to check the time or scratch my nose but all I can do is look around my room. It creates that situation where you think you've dreamt you've gotten out of a dream but now you're just dreaming that! **** it, go back to sleep.
Maybe it's like being a House of Wax victim.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 07, 2009, 01:31:53 PM
"Some scientists have proposed this condition as an explanation for alien abductions and ghostly encounters."
ahahahahahah i buy that! Some people just want to be prodded and anal probed, they just don't know it!
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 01:46:50 PM
"Some scientists have proposed this condition as an explanation for alien abductions and ghostly encounters."
ahahahahahah i buy that! Some people just want to be prodded and anal probed, they just don't know it!
i buy that too. makes ya wonder how much trouble you'd get into if your brain didn't shut off your bodys ability to move. imagine some dude sodomizing himself in his sleep then waking up to a state of sleep paralysis WITH hallucinations of aliens probing him lol
speaking of hallucinations, have you had it with or without? I've been lucky and haven't had hallucinations with it.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 07, 2009, 01:58:55 PM
Without.
Probably cuz I consume antioxidants and easily clear myself of mental/emotional stress.
spacing out is a SKILL. it's how I survived colleged and work, while the workaholics around me stress out and keep their minds on work
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 07, 2009, 03:36:10 PM
i've gotten sleep paralysis, and it sucks. Your awake, terrified you can't move. One time I had it and cats were baning outside, not the noise you want to hear. I usually just go back to sleep, its way too hard to wake yourself up, but it also sucks knowing if something were to happen to you, you couldnt do anything about it. The odds of something crazy happening to you though while you have sleep paralysis are probably divergent.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on April 07, 2009, 03:42:45 PM
I've never had sleep paralysis. I move around a lot in my sleep too.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Ian Sane on April 07, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
I likely had a case of sleep paralysis.
Years ago I was lying awake in my bed. I can't remember why I wasn't asleep. I felt something enter my bedroom. I couldn't see or hear anything, I coudl just detect its presence. Obviously this was very frightening and almost immediately after I "noticed" it, the thing jumped onto my chest and starting pinning me down. I didn't feel paralyzed, it felt like something was trying to hold me down. Like I would lift my arm up to pull it off but it was stronger than me and pushed it back down.
I started to pray aloud Our Father's and Hail Mary's and immediately the thing got off me and as I prayed it got further and further away. I had left my bedroom door open and could see down the hall towards the living room. I could sense the thing was in the living room when I stopped prayed. Immediately the thing "ran" down the hall and jumped on me again. Imagine something you can't see or hear running down a hallway straight for you and you somehow knowing it's doing this. I started prayed again and again it got off me and got further and further away the longer I prayed. I prayed until I knew it had been "pushed" out of the house and until I had no feeling about it at all and it didn't return.
Until I read about sleep paralysis I assumed for years that I had some sort of ghostly or demonic encounter. I'm still not 100% sure exactly what happened. It only happened that one time. It is somewhat comforting though to learn that it could have been something scientific and harmless.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on April 07, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
Ian story reminds me of the classic painting, The Nightmare.
Maybe the same creature that prompted John Henry Fuseli to paint this picture in 1781 was the thing that was on Ian's chest that night.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 04:33:04 PM
Holy crap Ian that sounds pretty traumatic. Did you ever feel like you actually saw the thing or was it something where you just felt it there?
The oddest part is that on the wikipedia article i linked to, it actually states how several people have described encounters just like yours; a demon of sorts holding you down, or even sitting on your chest. Crazy
edit: that picture is also in the wiki article lol
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 07, 2009, 04:43:43 PM
Cleaveland St**mer.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Ian Sane on April 07, 2009, 06:43:27 PM
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Holy crap Ian that sounds pretty traumatic. Did you ever feel like you actually saw the thing or was it something where you just felt it there?
No, I never saw it but I knew I was staring right at it. Here's the best way I could describe it. You ever have someone really heavy walk past you and you can feel their weight through the floor? It was a lot like that.
I have seem The Nightmare and have noted the similarities. I guess it shows that throughout history others have had a similar experience.
I have another frightening experience but it turned out to actually be funny! I once woke up and noticed a small figure standing next to me at the side of my bed. The figure was about a foot tall and dressed in a robe. Looked like a small druid. I freaked out and turned away. When I turned back I assumed it would have vanished (ie: a hallucination) but it was still there! So I swung at it and...
... it turned out it was just my quilt that had bunched up in such a way that in my half-awake stupor it looked like a small cloaked figure. I have since encountered the small druid other times and always smile each time. :)
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 07, 2009, 09:18:44 PM
damn gravelings
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Caliban on April 08, 2009, 01:28:18 AM
I had a dream last night that showed me a USA that relinquished its status as a nation to join as one with Canada. I think I saw Obama on the TV, and he said something about the economical situation as the cause for such choice.
About controlling my own dreams, yeah I've done that, but it's rare to happen. One dream I remember quite well is where I learned to fly, and how I learned to summon this feeling that would allow me to fly.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 08, 2009, 08:54:24 AM
I had a dream last night that showed me a USA that relinquished its status as a nation to join as one with Canada. I think I saw Obama on the TV, and he said something about the economical situation as the cause for such choice.
About controlling my own dreams, yeah I've done that, but it's rare to happen. One dream I remember quite well is where I learned to fly, and how I learned to summon this feeling that would allow me to fly.
you know, now that you mention that.. i remember i must of have lucid dreams when i was younger. That last part reminded me of how i used to have these dreams where i'd be in my normal surroundings (my apartment or somewhere in the building) doing normal activities, then suddenly just realizing i could make myself fly, or at least levitate. Then i'd go around practicing and being able to do it every time. The dreams felt so real though that, as a child, i used to be confused as to whether some of that happened or not. Obviously it didn't but i sure wish it did >:(
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Caliban on April 08, 2009, 12:42:56 PM
I had that kind of dream in my early twenties which didn't leave me happy at all either because I'm still not able to fly.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: decoyman on April 08, 2009, 12:59:40 PM
I remember having this dream that I had a little office chair that, for some reason, could fly. I remember flying all over some city (it wasn't my city) on that thing, even if it was kind of scary because of how precarious it was (like most office chairs, it didn't have a seatbelt).
Flying's fun. :)
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 08, 2009, 01:56:09 PM
I remember having this dream that I had a little office chair that, for some reason, could fly. I remember flying all over some city (it wasn't my city) on that thing, even if it was kind of scary because of how precarious it was (like most office chairs, it didn't have a seatbelt).
Flying's fun. :)
once dreamt i had a flying cadilac that my friends and i used to fly over vegas. My buddy joe ended up losing it in the basement garage of some hotel and we asked these skate punks nearby if they saw anyone fly off with our car and they looked at us like we were stupid.
Later in the dream we're at a bar having a few drinks, and laughing at the whole situation. I tell my buddies "whyd we park in a basemet garage anyway, it woulda been safer on the roof"
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 11, 2009, 11:54:58 PM
so i had these dreams some years ago and i dont remember them at all. I wrote them down, and put them on a cd. Well i found this cd today. Its filled with a host of gramatical errors..sorry. I could edit them, but i havent re-read them yet myself
Exorcist Dream Well this dream starts out im in a maket with a friend who has an australian accent. We look around find some fruits and stuff and then it starts to get dark. The set is just like gila vista except its at nightime and the houses* have lights on....anyways we head towards my house which is where mr mahans room is in gila vista...but of coarsew when we go in it becomes a victorian city house. Anyways i goto talk to my wife* and of coarse she obviously possessed by the devil. Im like how are you las and she's like you will die for i am the devil...she yelled at me. So i yelled back.. well lady in this hosue if you are the devil then i am God in this house..lets have armegeddon baby. Anyways my friend will be eating dinner here. She's like ok. I made him pie. So he goes into the house and as soon as he comes in she takes a pie knife and cuts a square through his head...theirs no blood really but its dsgusting. Promptly realizing she is serious i leave the house. I feel pretty much homelss and wander around the 19th century streets of gilavista*and then i come across this nice house i open the door and say that my wife is possesded by the devil. They insult me because they are a wealthy irish family and im a now homeless english guy. Anyways i say i bet you 5000 pound that you cant last one night in the same house as my wife. And the irish guy agrees and i wake up
Book Demon Dream me and my friends drive to this mountain where we find a bunch of fantasy books hiddewn in a rock and in the dirt. We decide to take these fantasy books. So im Sitting there collecting them in a big pile and theve all dissapeared downhill. So I go to go get them by walkign downhuill. Anyways we see cops so what we do is get in the car and get some of the books from the rock. The mountain hill thingie is i guess in kofa high so we decide to run into the building after we collect the books.So then we run thoguh the building then through a subway(sandwhiches), then a starbucks, and then through a constant chain of small rental building until we get into a wal-mart,. We get out and start walking around. The big guy goes after a chick and appears to go rape her. Anyways me and brian suddenly get into a fight and brian turns into a demon. I figure if he can do it the i do it too and anyways we fight demon style for a bit and start walking around we come back and theres this line for the big guy and then a girl is like "That man knows how to treat a women right" I was like ok...i guess i was wrong about before.
Crazy diseased lady well at the beggining of this dream it seems im a doctor with my own practice in jerome idaho. This lady comes in with her daughter and i say shes got an incurrable disease. So she kills her kid. And shes this weird holistic nurse in some crazy fundemetalist cult. So being weird she starts chasing me throught the city. So i jump from roof to roof truying to escape her. She keeps on coming out of nowhere even though i put great distances on her and try to confuse her. Amazingly neither of us gets tired. So i stop and start talkign to people and she catches up so I start beaytinng her with a hammer. A dog objects though...she now appears to be a cat and i quit hammering.
thugbeat
I first start the dream, i start the dream in mr. phelans room, my old electronics teacher. I guess im visiting. Im talking to all the freinds i had in the class. Danny, Jerry, Jared. Were hadned out this form and were supposed to fill it out. We head to the jim and meet the old gym teacher. He gives us stickers and we I guess get on the bus. I fill out the form on the bus and i guess we go to my brothers house. There is this huge ass party at my brothers house. Apperently ytheir holdign hte party because theres mushrooms growing by a fence. Anyways my brother is in line with me and were supposed to show some dude out numbers that we were given and were supposed to get that number at soem sort of dart board roulette table. Jeremy tries he doesnt win. I try and i win a trip to hawaii. Im sitting there like cool im going to hawaii and i meet this girl... she seems nice at first but then eddie pulls up to my brothers house in soem nice convertable. She starts fussing me out and I just run and jump into his convertable. Im like sup dawg, where you been? LEts ditch this place! So we leave. Apparently i come back hours later in my car. I park near the water pump away from my brothers house. I walk from there and i start to head towards my brother's front door. Thats when i see these two guys that look like british thugs...or rednecks standing in front of the door. There ar etwo chains attached to the door and heading towards some truck. OIt seems their oging to pull the door off I ask them what their doing? In a british accent their like "well, were gonna brake in. Steal the computers, tvs, stearios and what not" Fearign they may take me out cus i caught them i start to leave. Im like "ill have to be going now". "right then, cherio" the one who talks says. So, i run in and go into the back door. I head into jeremy's room and wake him up. It takes about a minute and he finaly opens his eyes. Thier liek yellow for some reaosn. I tell him thta these two guys are going to break in. So were in the house with me, my brother, eddie and Richard lewis(dont ask me why hes there, maybe comic releif...noen the less hes playing his role..hes being neurotic and hes afraid) Anywyas my brother goes out and beats the crap out of one of them. So four of them are coming in with guns. Throgh soem door that doesnt really exist at my brothers house but is now there thanks to dreaming. The door is in the hallway heading to the spare room. Instead of a spare room the hall is slightly longer and leads outside. Anyways a catholic preist and a little boy rush htrough the front door. We beat the crap out of the priest and we appologize to him when we realise he's a preist. No he was not a child molesting preist. Its just a coincidence. Then again i have someitimes a double subconcious mind. Anways ythey run towards the side door and are blown away by shotgun fire. I get my wooden toy gun(as a clubbing weopon not a gun), and my brother gets his staff. Eddie has a stick, like a deku stick(but it isnt a reference to zelda, when i lived in georgia we always had sticks). Richard lewis picks up a glass snow globe and gets ready to throw it. Anyways i head towards jeremy's room and find a baseball bat sure beats the wooden toy gun i had...i give the wooden toy gun to eddie and take the bat...ah bats...brigns back memories of gta3 and conkers bad fur day. Anyways the dream ends.
Eventualyl reflecitng upon hte dream we wouldhave taken a paintball gun and used it as a stun weopon. I would have put the couch up sideways and used it to avoid enemy fire. Before the dream ended i was metal gear style strafing next to the wall with the baseball bat. It woudl havre been great.
dream a little dream
I had a dream i was going to the movies and i me t up with patrick steweart. He was in ther lobby. I didnt have a ticket but I he thought i was cool so he let me in anyways. I guess i was gonna see that new startrek movie. I sit down and i meet up with my freind nick while were sitting there we meet this really muscular guy behind us. He talks about how he used to be fat, but now hes so flexable that he can look at his butt and then he says he can do some things others beleive they cant veing flexible and all. I said thats weird. Thge mental image pops in. I repeat what he says and then the movie ends. The lights comes on and were in k-mart or wal-mart and were in all these chairs arranged like a movie theater. In front of us there are little kids and all they say are cusswords and nicks family. Nick took me to the theater I guess with his family even though I went there by myself. So we start heading to the left side of the building and then it turns into kmart because walmarts seafood section was dufferent. Somehow i end up in the bathrooms. Im walking down the retroom halway and i open the door two chicks...wrong bathroom. Then i open the other dorr. Boy those people must be using the wrong bathroom i thought. It had a male symbol. So i go and look at the baythroom symbol...it has both symbols and says personal restroom. So i go back into the one with hte chicks in it. When i open hte door theres a chick standign therre and she walks into a big stall and kleaves the door open for me. I guess we were going to have some public restroom sex. So i go in there and she spreads her legs and all of a sudden i look up and theres an asian dude hanging on the side of the stall dead. I open the door and im beign transported in a truck. Somehow a restroom stall got into a truck and was moving on the higway. At this point i realise i was dreaming. I am god i realised. I have to figure a way to contoll the dream without waking up. If i go too far of coarse i will wake up. So i called forth a carriage. It took a while. I figured if i closed my eyes in the dream that when i blink and envision at least an idea of what i want i will get something similar. I knew i wouldnt get exactly what i wanted. So i close my eyes and envision a horse carrying dragging the bed of a truck. Well that doesnt happen. I jump out of the truck and decide to test my power. There are all these cars headign towards me. I yell stop and all of a suddent the cars disapear and the people in them stop. I wanted them to stop and go boom and i said crash so all the people fly back. At this point a horse comes by with a hotdog cart for me to ride on. Well i cant ride that so ill just play some more. I yell blow up and this hot naked skinny blond chick comes by with he mouth open. I basically then said fair enough and when she cane down on me it felt like she was biting. I then woke up and realised i kneed myself in the nuts.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 17, 2009, 10:25:37 AM
perm: all that time spent writing about your dreams, or whatever that last post is (stopped reading cuz it was a wall i couldnt bare to scale), couldve been spent writing your lil movie scripts that you're always mentioning.
I had a very very odd dream last night, two actually. The first was pretty X rated to be honest, so no details there. The second though.. geez...
My girlfriend and I were out in the woods, lost i suppose, when we stumbled upon some weird zombie creatures and attacked. We managed to escape unscathed only to end up in some odd house that was having a party.. for these zombie things. We were trapped and had to fight our way out.
Why we didn't go thru the front door is beyond me, so like your typical movie/game instead of escaping we tried to make our way thru the house.
Oh before i forget, when i said it was a party, it was a freakin costume party. So it wasn't just rotting corpses hanging out drinkin booze, it was **** like.. doppleganger spiderman... some gross yet hilarious stuff lol. With that said, there were some very odd appearances and it got to the point where i couldn't tell if i was fighting of creatures dressed up like other fictional characters, or the characters themselves. Oh pyramid head was there and i almost pissed my pants, but we took him down.
anyway, we fight our way thru and make it up to the top floor where its daylight. We get to these steps leading to the attic and Freddy freaking Krueger is at the top, egging us on to fight him up there. He's not even wearing his usual garb, he was styling in some clothes straight out of H&M lol. We follow him up hoping to put an end to all this, only to find ourself in some trap he set up. The attic floor was some sort of sporting goods shop, and on one side of the room was Krueger, the other side had a trio of older gay men (normal looking, not zombies or anything) and they all had harpoon guns.
We managed to sneak around and take Freddy out, and had a nice lil place to hide from the other sides harpoons, and somehow took them out as well. We walked out of the house holding hands, and thats it.
What. The. ****.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 17, 2009, 03:04:14 PM
i've written 3/5ths of a movie script, its really difficult. Animal house had 3 writers. My friends aren't helping as much as they could. Its nothing but funny ****. Anyhow i had more weird dreams.
2 days ago I had this dream i took my ex's little sister to one of her ballet performances, and then i hung out with her backstage before I watched it in the crowd. Then I took her to the mall and we hung out with her friends(some made up people) and then i took her home and we talked on aim. My Ex's little sister has grown up to be a real hottie. She was like 13 when i met her. Now she's 19.
i just had The first dream I had last night was I was sitting at Denny's by myself and waiting to order. But then this dude gives me some food and says its for me. He's in the next booth. He seems a little fruity, but it was basically what i was going to order anyway. So I eat it. When I'm done he seems to want a little more out of me then gratefullness. I say thanks but no thanks and I start walking really fast, and he's sort of following me. I'm like damn leave me alone. I speed walk through some neighboorhoods until I find this lake, and then i have some conversation with somebody about zelda and i wake up.
The next dream I had I was in some high school auditorium and there was this hot ass bitch on stage, she was a little older, probably a cougar, and they're passing out some sort of standardized test thats ultimately unimportant to graduation. someone calsl out from the audience and asks the lady her age and she won't reveal it. I ask her what year was she born and she says 1969. So that makes her 40 nice. Anyway's im sitting next to some cute redhead which is apparently a genius and my girlfriend. she's doing well in school and i'm not(i really dont know who this girl is..its like watching a movie), but we are too cool for school and leave the auditorium. The principal finds us and berates me for not doing the test. I'm like whatever. He tells me i'm a c student. I'm like that's still passing.
I had this dream my grandparents are over at our house and were just sitting on the couch eating watermelons. I get this phonecall and its from our family friend Diana(who i haven't seen or heard from since we left Georgia when I was age 10..im 25 now) anyhow apparently in this dream she has moved in with us and is telling us not to worry about the hounds. Weird.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2009, 11:09:38 AM
I just had the weirdest dream I think I ever had. I woke up several times, but it was the last one where it got really weird.
It starts off with me hanging out at my old job, waiting to talk to the managers about something, but I end up hanging out and playing games with the employees as the managers apparently pretend I'm not even there. but I get hungry, so I leave.
I meet an ex girlfriend for lunch, we get burger king(it just appears in my hand) and walk over to some beach. We hook a right and down the beach while we eat(there are lots of girls there that I pretend not to notice), so I walk her somewhere back near where she works and ditch her in the crowd.
-wake interlude #1-
Now I'm back at the old job(Why am I at my old job hanging out?) and playing dominoes at a front desk and making lots of noise with a crowd of people waiting for interviews or something. I recognize one of them (they were at the party I went to on saturday night *see alcohol thread in funhouse*) & asked about an old friend. Got disturbing news *he went home to his makers* :(
-wake up interlude #2-
now this is where it get weird. Now I'm back at the office (seriously, whats with the old job? why am I here). someone is playing videogames on his computer. i watch for a few minutes then leave. I start heading towards that beach I saw at lunch. When I get there I make a left instead. There are some gorgeous topless women some dancing, some with body paint (kinda like a hippie beach party, but more Mardi Gras style), Some dark haired beauty starts dancing next to me, giving me good looks at everything she was showing, and then she caresses my face with her hand and dances away. Now I start to see some weird people. Naked people with crazy piercings, and things I can't describe on the forums due so sexually explicit yet not stimulating situations, like some guy having what he considers a tasty snack, only from the back, but its surrounded by cottage cheese and thats not a taco, its a donut hole or a chick with a double stack on the front and two more on the back along with super junk in the trunk, but why does she have four tiny little legs and is riding a horse? what the hell is going on?
Things start to look really funny and the ground dissapears and and the tree comes to life and a giant bass is swimming up from underneath and i'm trying to get the hell out of there without freaking out. Did I just get slipped a dose in my dream, how does that happen. There is so much going on at this point, that I couldn't possibly describe it all, like a giant cyclops with a nose ring(I'm guessing now that it was really the guy with the crazy piercing ;)) and the sky was purple with dark gray clouds. I have to vacate the area as soon as possible without showing that I was freaking the **** out.
I get to a hallway near some bathrooms and I trying to pull my hair back into a ponytail (I don't have anywhere near that much hair) so I'm obviously still trippin a little, and these two pretty asian girls are walking behind me. The first one goes in the bathroom and says something about putting on her matching panties, and the second said that was a good idea but she couldnt find her panties. So the second on asked me if she can have my balloon (I don't know where the balloon came from), I goto give it to her and she says she wants to thank me. I can't really go into to many details, but lets just say peekaboo i see you! I ask for more than a peek and then she does PEEKABOO I see everything! then she asked me to sit down and hold a tiny (chinese restaurant) tea cup in my mouth as she walked closer. Thats when I woke up for the final time. I was afraid of what was about to happen with the tea cup.
I can't believe I got drugged in my own dream.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: bustin98 on May 04, 2009, 11:26:14 AM
You're gonna need nose plugs if you hold a teacup in your mouth in front of an asian chick.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2009, 11:42:25 AM
There was so much more I wanted to describe but it was just too graphic in nature and it would have turned into a post that was too long to read. But just before i woke up I threatened the asian girl about doing anything unfavorable with that cup. i had no choice but to wake up.
I tried to go back to sleep after that, but the dream started back at my old job again, so I woke myself up immediately.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 08, 2009, 03:36:12 AM
lol describe it to me via pm lol
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 08, 2009, 09:27:24 AM
i meant to post here about a dream i had last weekend, while it was fresh in my head, but now i can only give a few details. And by details, i mean scraps of information:
It was about me and a friend who i had just seen that weekend.
We were at some sort of shopping plaza (cant remember if it was day or night!)
He had a camera and at one point looks up to catch footage of a ufo.
Next theres bright lights in the sky and people start panicing. Among the panic i see this (hawt) girl from work walking calmly amidst the chaos. I said hi to her and she smiled/waved. Weird
Later we're in a loft apartment trying to review the footage, somehow Seth Rogan is on the tape..?
This last part seems completely unrelated to everything that came before it. I had this vision of some little league baseball game going on in the desert. Some kid knocked a ball onto a high cliff and was bullied into retrieving it. Once up there he starts screaming violently while everyone else below tries to see what the problem is. Most think he's just afraid of heights and just can't find the courage to climb his way down. Turns out some black clouds were hovering over said cliff, a bolt of lightnight strikes and causes a huge flaming pentagram appears. Then outta nowhere some giant beasts appears as well, looked like a Minotaur, and starts speaking some nonsense i couldn't understand.
Dream over.
Fucked up huh?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 08, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
i just had the weirdest dream
i was doing all these chores for my dad, i watering the lawn, then i was watering orange carpet in the living room(why the **** would i do that), and he was just pissed at me calling me lazy because i didn't want to do that. Anyways we get in his truck and for some reason i ride in the back and then were going down a freeway, for some reason were driving past ground zero and i can see some construction.
WEll like as if were in f-zero we do a loop de loop and i fall out of the truck and fall onto this slip in slide, and i do this crazy slide past the statue of liberty and past some huge george washington statue and then i fall into disneyland. I find this old guy and tell him what happens and he offers to help me out. Then i start thinking about home alone 2 and then i wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 08, 2009, 04:19:15 PM
i was doing all these chores for my dad, i watering the lawn, then i was watering orange carpet in the living room(why the **** would i do that), and he was just pissed at me calling me lazy because i didn't want to do that. Anyways we get in his truck and for some reason i ride in the back and then were going down a freeway, for some reason were driving past ground zero and i can see some construction.
WEll like as if were in f-zero we do a loop de loop and i fall out of the truck and fall onto this slip in slide, and i do this crazy slide past the statue of liberty and past some huge george washington statue and then i fall into disneyland. I find this old guy and tell him what happens and he offers to help me out. Then i start thinking about home alone 2 and then i wake up.
Mine is weirder, yours is just more organized.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on July 01, 2009, 04:01:58 AM
I had a dream last night I was in Japan on vacation. I have never been there in real life, but i knew there was something that wasn't right about it. In my walk through the town I realized I was in a very americanized version of japan, and that to get to the other side and also to get to the airport(and disney land...disney land is always connected to an airport in my dreams)that I had to cross a bridge. I see this very great wall of china, asian style bridge with a guard in front. He says i can cross and raises up a ramp to get on the full bridge. I start to cross the bridge and on my way i see mickey, minny, donald duck and goofy. I wave to them. as i cross the bridge the vanishing point in the distance begins to melt into a sea of paint. I panic as i have to get off the bridge before it smudges away into the ocean. I ask mickey for help. He has balloons. He tells me we can fly away if i press up. I can't find an Up button anywhere.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on July 01, 2009, 04:21:18 AM
Here in this thread, or here in the forums in general?
Guess you're right either way..
Yup ;D
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2009, 06:13:41 PM
OK, I just woke up from a crazy-go-nuts dream. To set up, though, I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play Conduit. I ended up playing through the last half of the campaign and beat it then played online and mostly dominated the maps for hours. I finally go to bed around 6AM and then...my videogame dream.
I was agent Ford. Except I had a name that started with 's'. I can't remember what it was, so I'll just roll with Stratos since that was likeley what it was. I was on a mission to same Solid Snake. I was sneaking around and taking out guards in the plains/forest place. It was like I was playing Metal Gear completely from the first person except the guards were the SWAT troopers from Conduit and the guns were from it as well. I could even 'pause' the game and a big Wiimote covered my view like how in Goldeneye you looked at your watch and it filled up the screen to be your menu. I could reset that part of the level by pressing minus if I messed up.
So I rescued Snake and asked him to help me on this critical mission to get...something. It was always vague what I had to get. But somebody had it and was abusing it. I had been working for this big spy company buisness person, but I knew he was bad news. I went along with his plans anyway even though Snake and I had planned to defect from him and find my old boss who we knew we could trust with the artifact once we found him. Strangely both of the bosses were at a fancy dinner party down the street and we could go talk to them at it when we needed help and advise.
So after saving Snake, the next mission had us going to this huge mansion in a part of town that was snowing. Apparently the guy was holed up there. So we some squads of troops on our side, but the don't do anything. They just follow us around saying military terms like 'clear' and 'move move move!'. They blew the mission several times and we had to reset. Snakes getting PO'd at them by this point so we create a big distracting fight in a huge hall of the mansion and leave the squad there fighting the other guards.
Snake and I split up. I go up some stairs and there is a crazy party going on upstairs. Like college frat party.. There are drunk people everywhere. Actually, most of them were underage so it was probably a high school party. I watched as this girl was getting thrown and kicked around. I assumed she was drunk at first and they were having a laugh, but it got more violent and she was obviously in pain. I took her from them and picked her up to discover her hip was broken. She told me that she had some odd issue but everyone said that if she threw herself into the wishing well out back she'd be cured. That was how her hip got broken. (???) There was this weird cut scene/flash back in badly pixelated DS 3D graphics that showed her falling into the well. Strange.
I decide her health is more important than the mission so I run out of the mansion and there is a police officer/security guard there. I go up to them and ask if they can get some medical professionals there (did I really have to word it like that?) They lady points to a person in a crowd of protesters outside the manision protesting...something and says "Jesus would be glad to help, his church is next door". And this guy walks up dressed like Jesus but obviously a drunk crazy hobo says, "Sure, let's mozey on over to my place and see who's up and willing to help this lady". As we walk aroung the building the other side has all of this weird black stuff all over it and it looks like some 7-year olds tried to make a haunted house all in black on the side of the church. There's all this red writing and creepy satanic stuff on it. As we walk in the Jesus Hobo yells out, "Oh, they've redecorated, neat!" There's a line of these people (most of them midget height) who had black snuggies on that covered their faces.
I was getting worried and turned to see the Jesus Hobo had wandered back out the door mummbling to himself. The girl has lost consiousness at this point. I see all these bloody tools on the walls and decide I'm leaving. Suddenly there are guards everywhere as I realize it was a trap (never listen to Hobo Jesus) . I make a run for it gunning these guys while I carry this girl (she is very light thankfully). I run into a supermarket when I discover from my old, good boss that the girl is a link to the guy we are chasing. He wants her for some reason. Snake tells me I'm on my own because he's preoccupied. I swear I hear the party I left in the background of his transmission (thanks, Snake...).
We race through the supermarket, and I'm trying to not hit civilians, but no one seems to notice us. Everyone just keeps going about their business. I think I got all of the pursuing guards and make a break through the parking lot. Suddenly a van pulls up and a woman that looks like Sarah Palin and a boy jump out of the car. Apparently it is her mother and her boyfriend. All of a sudden the girl regains conciousness and is healed (and sober now too, nice trick). But out of the supermarket comes this crazy guy that I know instantly is the target we were after. He wants the girl back and says he will stare down anyone who gets in his way. Apparently he has this power from the artifact we were supposed to get that makes people lose their souls attachment to your body if you stare into his eyes. Thus you die. He also has a gun and all mine apparently dissapeared in the store. The mom and him start gatting into this fight that looks like one of those parental domestic disputes while the evil dude points the gun at the girl. The boy tries to be all heroic and stands in front of the girl but I throw him out of the way and say, "are you mad? I have body armor, you don't, get the car warmed up".
The evil guy starts talking to me and monologuing about his super power and how no mortal man has the willpower to overcome it's pull to sever your soul from your body. I say try me. We stare into eachothers eyes and I hear this weird whispering and blackness *AHH* I wake up, but this weird muddy wake up and I saw my room and everything, but I was all floaty inside like there was no gravity, I lay my head down and it was like I warped back to myself and regained conciousness (was I really awake or was that one of those 'dream' wakeups?) I hear the girl screaming. I see I'm on my knees, but I look up and I have my hand around they evil guys neck. He's shocked to see me regain conciousness like that and I squeeze. His eyes bulge and I hear a crack in his neck. Suddenly I hear the communication chime but it sounds like my phone. It rings again and I wake up to my phone ringing....it's 2PM.
Wow. This is what staying up all night playing videogames does to me.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: kraken613 on July 08, 2009, 06:33:10 PM
I was up playing games all night, pulled an all nighter with my girlfriend playing COD4. Well almost an all nighter. She fell asleep for a few hours so I played Sands of Time since I just bought it. Then she woke back up around 4am and we played until 9am. But then I had to help my grandparents move from 10am-4pm. I am still not that tired because I slept most of yesterday. No dreams for me though... I don't dream that often... But when I do I wish I wouln't wake up. I always seem to have very nice dreams when I do have them.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on July 08, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Stratos, that dream was hilarious!
I especially like Hobo Jesus! ahahahhahaaaahahah
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThomasO on July 08, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
I dreamed recently that I got to try out Super Mario Galaxy 2. I recall that the level I played in, which was the first level in the game, was set on a sort of mountainside in a grassy theme similar to the Gusty Garden Galaxy, and it was pretty hard because there were a lot of platforms that were rotating. I also recall that the hub in the game (I couldn't tell if it was Rosalina's new observatory or something) had a very oriental/Indian feel to it, like I was walking around Taj Mahal with an open roof, showing all the stars in the sky.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on July 09, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
I really want to read it, cuz i don't like neglecting peoples posts around here (whats the point of being an active member of this community if you won't give everyone the time of day?), but this ones just WAY too long for me, right now. I'm slacking off enough from work, if i read that i'll have to catch up on this giant stack of papers i got and i don't want that. I'm glad Stogi gave me a heads up on Hobo Jesus.. lets me know theres something good to expect!
I'm also glad this thread was bumped cuz i had an annoying dream last night. In it, i walk into work today and its a mad house. A line of customers extending out the doorway and i was thrown into it al by myself (cuz once i showed up my boss who was sitting at my desk just took off). Eventually i got help from 3 other people i work with but the line didn't seem to stop and every customer was angrier and angrier than the last one.. UGH.
I need a vacation.. and i can't even take one. Time to look for a new job i suppose.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on July 19, 2009, 10:23:25 PM
So i had the craziest dream last night..
It was like some action movie staring the one and only Timothy Daltong... as BATMAN. Except he wasn't wearing the usual, and by comparison, lame batman outfit. His was more badass, and he didn't even hide his face behind a mask. The mustache was enough to strike fear into the eyes of his enemies!
I don't remember many of the details, but i do remember was there was a sick car chase "scene' where he's driving his batmobile with the top down and throwing mother fuckers off his ride with his bare hands and laughing as they hit the pavement and roll under his tires. SICK!
All that leads up to a big werehouse fight, where even more crazy **** happened. This wasn't your usual batman either, this one was killing people. No, seriously. At one point one bad guy was electricuted with high voltage wires, then Dalton/batman throws some random old women out a window. All the while he's making quips and awesome one liners in his english accent and laughing at everyones demise.
EPIC
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on July 19, 2009, 10:30:42 PM
LOL, sounds like "Batman Visits Madworld - Starring Timothy Dalton". That sounds like pure awesome.
I had another crazy videogame themed dream a few nights ago. But I was baffled and confused by it I didn't bother to write that one down. I don't even remember the theme or context. I just remember some Animal Crossing character was in it (I think it was Nook).
I now wish I had written it down. Lesson learned. Next one I will write down.
So did you ever go back and read my previous dream, EasyCure? I'm curious to hear what you think of it. I even broke it up into manageable paragraphs as opposed to the typical wall of text for easy reading and comprehension.
On a Dalton/Batman related note... How cool would Dalton be as a Batman villain?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 20, 2009, 02:02:50 AM
The other night I had a weird dream that I was really sick in bed and I was listening to RFN. They were talking about a remake of Star Fox 64 with Wii controls and were really bashing it. Also, everyone kept shouting "Bowling!" like it was some sort of joke or catchphrase.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on July 20, 2009, 02:39:49 AM
You mean like how the IGN Game Scoop 'cast shouts out "Scoop!" randomly?
You should send that letter in to them and ask them to randomly shout out bowling like that for you ;)
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Stratos: I have not read about your dream yet, but thanks for the reminder! I work my late shift tonight and there are times when the forums seem dead to me, so i'll be able to catch up on this thread when that happens.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 07:23:49 PM
"never listen to Hobo Jesus"
Sig worthy..
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on July 21, 2009, 03:53:40 AM
I think my subconscious had a stroke of brilliance with that one.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on August 06, 2009, 10:22:54 AM
I had a dream afew nights ago I forgot to post about. Nothing too weird this time...
My girlfriend and I show up to a big dinner event at some really fancy place. Turns out the dinner was like this big NWR meetup, so everyones trying to get to know eachother and looks like they're having a good time.. save for on person.
He was sitting at the end of the table all by himself, but decided to come over and hit on my gf! This person was just being very obnoxious, and rude, everyone around us saw how uncomortable we were, especially my girlfriend.
Eventually you guys all had my back and we talked him into calming down and going back to his seat. My girlfriend looks at me and asks "who was that?"
I saig "ugh.. 'Spike"
Dream over
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on August 06, 2009, 10:34:07 AM
That was expected.
What was I doing?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 06, 2009, 02:23:55 PM
Spike...do we even have a Spike?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on August 06, 2009, 04:06:15 PM
TJ Spike. He has the Stewie avatar.
I actually had a crazy dream a few days ago that was a cross between Underworld, Twilight the Gargoyles cartoon and other random things like Spider-man and Lost thrown in for confusion's sake. I was so baffled by it that I didn't even try to write it down. Half of it was too fuzzy anyway.
I could turn into the vampire/gargoyle thing and I went into this blood thirsty psycho madness when I turned. But I learned how to control it and saved some people. I then had to lead them on a Lost/Survivor type competition and was using my powers to make sure we all lived and won the 'game'. It was weird.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on August 06, 2009, 05:11:49 PM
There are a few Spikes on the board. T.J. Spike and Mystic Spike. I suspect EasyCure is talking about MysticSpike.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on August 06, 2009, 05:14:18 PM
I forgot about MysticSpike because he only pops on every once in a while. I was thinking that it was out of character for TJ.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 06, 2009, 06:29:55 PM
The only dream that I've had that involved forums peoples happened about a month ago and though they don't play a big part at all, it's still one of the coolest dreams I've ever had.
It started out with me in the bathroom fixin' a tie of a James Bond like tux. I hear a shout outside from my girlfriend girl #1 wanting to see how I look. I reply back to her and step out. I look around and wonder where the hell I am. It's a house, but there are streams, trees and flowers everywhere. She walks up wearing some sexy japanese gown with no shoulders and a big bow tie in back, and compliments me as she straightens my tie. She then takes me by the arm and leads me to a huge ballroom full of people. I look around the room and can't help but be impressed. There are waterfalls, a giant skylight filled by the moon, torches and lights, and a 60's Big Band. It was surreal.
I soon realize what I'm doing there; it's my oldest and dearest friend's birthday. We greet with hugs and start getting into our normal craziness. He hands me a martini, excuses us from the ladies, and drags me to the end of the room where a crowd was taking bets. The crowd parts and we make our way to the edge of the ring to watch what was happening. It was so strange. He asks me for a stack, so I hand it to him. "A thousand on the lion!" He yells. I still have no idea what the **** is going on, but I soon stop caring as the ring cover slowly draws back to reveal something so crazy awesome. Everyone was cheering as a tiny damn near toy sized lion began to stalk an equally tiny gazelle through a miniature safari. It didn't take long for the gazelle to noticed the lion's presence. The lion pounced and barely missed the gazelle's hide. (Everybody was like "OOH!") It continued to be a close chase until the lion split off, running up a huge boulder full of trees. No one could see her. The gazelle, still dashing, ran along the boulder but eventually cut around it. That's when the lion out of NOWHERE jumped off the boulder and dive tackled the gazelle. The whole crowd gasped and then erupted in laughter and cheers!
After I stopped weeping from laughter, he handed me my winnings and told me to go get the women and meet him at the bottom of the waterfall. Still chuckling, I approach the girls and explain to them to follow me.
We meet up and start walking through what was damn near a jungle. Crossing a river full of glowing stepping stones, we finally arrive at this metal sphere. We walk up the stairs and he opens the door-like hatch and tells me to step to edge of it. I look through the door to see all sorts of champagne bottles and lights attached to the wall inside. Incredible, I thought. Before I even have a chance to ask him what it was, he pushes me in. I fall but soon realize that this dome has no gravity! He pulls in the women and they all scream as they jump in. We all started laughing uncontrollably.
It felt so weird. I was instantly completely relaxed.
I took off my jacket and shoes, loosened my tie and sleeves and started to swim to the bottom. Once there I grabbed a bottle, shook it up and pop it. "WHAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed as I flew across the room. Eventually hitting the other side with a giant thud. My friend shook his head and then swam to a control panel on the opposite wall and started changing the lights. He eventually left it on a setting that has the lights kinda of ebb and flow out of different mixtures of color.
We're all laughing and screaming when I notice I'm getting a call. It's EasyCure. I put it on speakerphone and let it float around as I talked into it. He said he was just getting into town and needs directions. I let him know where it's at and how crazy this **** is. During the convo Black N Mild calls asking me the same thing. I tell him how to get here and what to do to get in. I hang up and grab another bottle, shake it up, pop it then immediately spin it to watch a galaxy like flow of suds spray from it. I hear another pop and see my girlfriend fly across the room towards me. She rams into me and we both laugh. We wrestle and tease each other. I make a mad dash to the nearest bottle and she follows suit. We both grab bottles, shake them up and pop them as we hold each other and twirl and twirl and twirl around faster and faster. The lights transformed into a color unseen, and it made the champagne radiate like brilliant little stars.
I was the coolest thing I've never experienced.
That's when I heard my music playing. I woke up to realize it was the ringtone from my phone. It was my girlfriend. I bitch her out for having woke me up in the middle of one my best dreams, but then she reciprocated telling me I was late for lunch with her parents. ****.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on August 06, 2009, 06:37:14 PM
That was awesome. Sounds almost like something out of a movie.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 06, 2009, 08:35:58 PM
Odd...that's the second time someone has said that.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on August 07, 2009, 10:01:21 AM
I forgot about MysticSpike because he only pops on every once in a while. I was thinking that it was out of character for TJ.
Maxi would be correct. I don't think i even know TJ Spike. It fit MysticSpike's slightly annoying personality, and i felt bad that we gave him such a hard time (in the dream..and here i guess) but he was just SOOOOO obnoxious. He's probably a good kid, just needs to be guided.
Maxi, I don't know what you were doing in the dream, it wasn't all that vivid. I just know it was a gathering of our lil "family" here and its not like we wore name tags saying "Hi, my name is:" or anything, we just kinda mingled. MysticSpike was the only one i mentioned by name because, somehow in the course of the dream i realized who he was as he was hitting on my gf. No other usernames were uttered though.
Stogi,, that sounds like an epic dream. Hilarious that BnM and I were there (well, we going there) too. Oh and I told you to pick girl #2! lol
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 09, 2009, 05:20:35 PM
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Oh and I told you to pick girl #2! lol
lol. I'm glad you caught that.
To be completely honest, even though I decided, I lied to her to keep her around....
Yeah...I'm worthless.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on August 10, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on February 04, 2010, 05:16:33 AM
Well I had a dream that I remembered.That doesn't happen often so I will post it.
I was on a football team as a running back. We needed 85 yards for the touchdown to win it. The 6 points would make us win by 1. There was 15 seconds left.So in this situation one would expect a Hail Mary so we ran it instead. So I get the ball and I make it past the line of scrimage.There are a few defenders down the field 10 and 20 yards down the field from where I am. one of them try to go for my feet.I leap over him and I leap over him and I leap so far that I am heading to the last defender down the field. At this point I am still in the air and I am heading towards this guy and it looks like I am going to land right into him but I somehow make it so that I am upside down and I use one of my hands and I push off his helmet with my hand and then float another 10 yards then run into the endzone and win the game for my team.
I take this dream to mean that there isn't anything that is going to stop me from completing my goals.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on February 04, 2010, 06:07:22 AM
I dreamed a few nights ago that my girlfriend was kidnapped by some crazy gangsters similar to the rank 50 boss in No More Heroes 2 and I 'assembled a crack team of pizza delivery commandos' consisting of people I worked with to break into their base and rescue her using pizza making equipment and bazookas. At one point I punched through the windshield of an oncoming speeding sports car and wrestled the driver. It was freaking bizarre. No more No More Heroes late at night before bed for me.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on February 04, 2010, 03:37:08 PM
hahaha you guys are hilarious
I had a dream last night that I was apart of a british crime family. And for some reason, everyone, including me, spoke in a british accent. As I'm writing this, I can't help but say the words as if I were Ricky Gervais.
Anyway, my first or most likely next assignment was to find this woman, ya. This woman supposedly knew too much about our operations and I was suppose to find her and kill her. So I set out with my partner, who by the way was really hyped about seeing that new movie with John Travolta; almost annoyingly so. I swear, this fucker wouldn't stop going on about it. "You know they said it was his best character since 'Pulp Fiction'? Since bloody Pulp Fiction!" I began to think to myself "Obviously these critics haven't seen Face/Off or Swordfish." He was like "I hope we find her before 9:30." I replied "What the **** is so important about 9:30?" and he said "I've already bought my tickets. I don't want them to go to waste. Look, I bought one for you as well."
After an annoyingly long chat, we finally hit up the woman's apartment and she's not there. We begin ransacking her place looking for clues of her whereabouts when we hear a loud screech coming from the parking lot. I look out the window and yell "It's her!" We quickly run outside to see her ramming into our car and completely fucking it up. Then she pulls away, floors it, and runs a red light.
I call the boss and tell him what happened. For some reason, I was expecting him to be british or at least has a british accent, but instead he was Jamaican. Too be honest, I think I was working for Sampson Simpson! Anyway, he sends us a car and tells us to come back for a debriefing. "****!" I look and see my partner looking at his tickets. I grab them and rip them up.
On the way back I tell my partner to drop me off at my car. He asks me why and I tell him to go **** himself, thats why. I just need a drink, thats all.
I drive up to my favorite spot, an irish pub. I walk in and say what's up to Tony, the italian barkeep (which was also weird). I look up at the soccer game and see that Arsenal is winning against Chelsea. I yell at Tony to pour me up a carbomb in commemoration. He's like "I'll do you one better. I'll take one with you." I fake an irish accent and say "At a boy."
We cheers our drinks to Arsenal and take them down. As soon as I look back up, I see the fucking woman I'm searching for exiting the bathroom. She was walking out ultra slow with sunglasses and hoody, but even with that 'disguise' I knew it was her. "**** me" I mutter to myself. I set my glass down, wait till she has sat down and walk over. In slow mo, I'm thinking "Do I just pop her now? Naw...even these people wouldn't turn a blind eye to that." Instead I pull out my desert eagle and place it on her back and tell her to slowly get up and not to try anything. She turns and takes off her sunglasses and I'm exclaim "Anale?!"
That's when my dogs wake me up by barking loud as ****. I go and give them bones to calm them down.
Anyway, I get back to sleep and I have a dream about watching the superbowl. So far it's the greatest game ever. It's in the 4th quater and the score is 57-53 Colts. But as I'm lighting a bowl with my lucky "Lady Luck" lighter, Payton gets his hand broken and they have to send in Curtis Painter. I start laughing incredibly hard in the faces of all the Colts fans, pointing and singing "You guys are looo-sers! You guys are looo-sers!" At that point, it's Purdue greatest QB against Purdue's worst QB. The games over when Curtis throws his forth pick 6 in a row and the Saints win by an astronomical margin a 100 or something to 57.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NWR_insanolord on February 11, 2010, 01:25:55 PM
I decided to post about this dream because it involved NWR people. It either started in the middle or I don't remember the first part, because the first thing I remember was Kashogi (I'm not sure how I knew it was him, having never seen him before) and I with guns pointed at each other's heads. I'm not sure what happened next, but then the two of us were struggling over one of the guns. I very unrealistically ended up coming out of it with the gun, and would have killed Stogi if EasyCure hadn't, for some reason, suddenly showed up and talked me down and convinced me not to. I then took the gun, which seemed to be an NES Zapper, and broke it in half. Then EasyCure and I went and had a drink and played Wii games.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on February 11, 2010, 03:14:46 PM
Out of all the dreams posted here with other various NWR members in them, yours is the strangest :P
Its a sign, when you come to NYC you must buy me a drink! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Dasmos on February 12, 2010, 10:34:03 AM
I started watching Dexter on DVD for the first time recently and my brother warned me, "you'll start Dexter dreams soon". Well I have been, but I don't think in the way he meant it (I assume he meant I'll start having dremas about serial killers). I had a full-fledged dream about Dexter's DVD menu.
This was about the 10th DVD menu dream I've had in the last month. It always goes the same way. First, I have trouble finding my way around the menu, I am furious I can't find what I want. Next, I conquer the DVD and I have found what I was after, the DVD commentary. After I have finished watching/listening to the commentary I set out of my quest to find easter eggs within the DVD menus. Sometimes this is a fruitful endeavour, sometimes it is not.
Some completely off the wall weird stuff happens when I find an easter egg within the DVD, but this only happens about 50% of the time. The other 50% I spend my whole dream getting furious my DVD player.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on February 13, 2010, 02:39:48 AM
I dreamed that the world was going to be covered in volcanic ash from all of the volcanoes in the world so I was part of the group selected to fly away on a collony ship to another planet. Except I wanted to make sure I brought everything. I was fishing through my tools for my car and wondering how helpful they would be to work on a space ship and devastated that there wasn't enough time to go home and get my Wii. I was very worried that I only had two rolls of toilet paper and wondered if that would be enough to make it to our destination or a decent rest stop. Then the ashes started falling and piling up and I found this huge old lady sitting in a junker car and asked her to keep an eye on my car while I was gone and she said it should be fine so long as it didn't fall into the lake. She then wished me a safe trip and told me she'd see me when I returned. Then a person I work with started rummaging through a dresser next to the car (this is outside mind you) and the lady started screaming at him to stop looking at her goodies!
Then I woke up. The funny thing I discovered is that I'm almost out of toilet paper so maybe it was my mind's way of reminding me to buy more before it is too late.
Dexter dreams are awesome by the way. Dexter is my hero.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on February 24, 2010, 12:49:24 AM
I decided to post about this dream because it involved NWR people. It either started in the middle or I don't remember the first part, because the first thing I remember was Kashogi (I'm not sure how I knew it was him, having never seen him before) and I with guns pointed at each other's heads. I'm not sure what happened next, but then the two of us were struggling over one of the guns. I very unrealistically ended up coming out of it with the gun, and would have killed Stogi if EasyCure hadn't, for some reason, suddenly showed up and talked me down and convinced me not to. I then took the gun, which seemed to be an NES Zapper, and broke it in half. Then EasyCure and I went and had a drink and played Wii games.
I don't know if I should find this dream offensive or not lol
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 24, 2010, 01:08:55 AM
I started watching Dexter on DVD for the first time recently and my brother warned me, "you'll start Dexter dreams soon". Well I have been, but I don't think in the way he meant it....
I wasn't sure if I should keep reading after that point in the story.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on March 04, 2010, 06:58:13 PM
this isn't really a dream but.. i had my first ever hallucination during my seemingly common fits of sleep paralysis.. it wasn't anyting crazy, i was stuck in bed staring at the ceiling and just saw colors everywhere until i closed my eyes and tried to wake up the RIGHT way.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 04, 2010, 07:41:48 PM
sleep paralysis sucks, but i never got the halucinations from it that some people get
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on March 04, 2010, 08:15:54 PM
sleep paralysis sucks, but i never got the halucinations from it that some people get
Thinking back to other experiences, i believe its actually happened to me before but never anything extreme (like examples I've read where people think bugs are cralling on them, etc).
What sucks about sleep paralysis, now that I'm aware of it, i fear one day when i try to relax and properly wake up.. i actually WON'T snap out of it.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 04, 2010, 10:17:16 PM
what sucks is the numbness i'v gotten. Like i could move my face and my mouth, and i tried to say something, but i just didn't have any control and it came out like a zombie groan.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on March 04, 2010, 10:27:26 PM
lucky you. when its happened and i realize i am indeed awake and can't move, i try to shout for help and can't even get out a groan. i try my hardest but nothing. i start feeling that numbness you're talking about and begin to panic. That hopeless feelingis scary..
oftentimes i'll sleep with my ipod on, but usually the earphones are out of my ear when I awake. I swear one day they'll still be there, with my ipod still playing on shuffle, and i'll have another moment where i can't move my body when awake, and "One" by Metallica will play and i'll piss myself or something lol
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 04, 2010, 11:50:07 PM
one time my alarm clock scared the **** out of me, it came on and played Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful People during the scariest part of the song. I always liked that song, but its nothing to launch you out of sleep by in total darkness.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on March 05, 2010, 09:38:20 AM
That's some crazy **** you guys.
Anyway, I had a dream last night that I was making a new beat with the pokemon theme song mixed into the hook. You know the beginning part "I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause"? Ya I had that part chopped and screwed in there a bit.
To say the least, it was awesome.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 06, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
make dreams come true?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on March 06, 2010, 05:47:57 AM
Oh, I've been working on it since.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 06, 2010, 05:35:34 PM
i had a weird dream last night, i had a dream that i grew some vestigial extra eyes, they were in my same eye sockets as my other eyes except they were slightly smaller than my actual eyes and the iris was a lighter blue. They didn't improve my vision or anything, but they actually made my eyes hurt as now my eye sockets were crowded. Then i went to kfc and saw two people i knew in high school working there.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 06, 2010, 06:43:36 PM
did you see them on different sides of the room at the same time with your extra eyes?
I love it when someone updates this thread because I get to update it without having to dig it up; I had a dream a few weeks ago where me and some girls I knew were in a run down hotel fighting off a zombie horde. It was frustrating because I kept coming up with plans on how to funnel the zombies into a narrow corridor (think 300/hot gates) in order to take them out more efficiently and conserve the little ammo we had but the various girls I was with kept deviating and getting ME killed.. where i'd respawn and have to start all over.
Lame.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on April 06, 2010, 07:53:03 PM
it was kinda like this, but there were two eye balls in each socket, not just irises. The biggest problem with trying to see with them, is only one eye in the socket at a time could be out in the open, cus the other eye would be like partially in the socket.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 06, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
Perm, you've got some fucked up dreams bro.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: GearBoxClock on April 06, 2010, 08:37:24 PM
I had a Dream where I was biking through my town last night. I was going down the street, then got on a bus, beat up some guy I somehow knew was a multiple rapist then got out. I then biked into some house, biked into their bathroom and used it, biked out, then biked back in an stole some money by smashing a vase. Then I biked to an EB Games and met God, who was dressed like Dark Age Aquaman and called himself Steve. Then I bought a 3DS, which was invisible and I woke up.
I also had a lucid dream last week where nothing happened. I was standing around in a nondescript room while nothing happened.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on April 06, 2010, 10:19:35 PM
I had a Dream where I was biking through my town last night. I was going down the street, then got on a bus, beat up some guy I somehow knew was a multiple rapist then got out. I then biked into some house, biked into their bathroom and used it, biked out, then biked back in an stole some money by smashing a vase. Then I biked to an EB Games and met God, who was dressed like Dark Age Aquaman and called himself Steve. Then I bought a 3DS, which was invisible and I woke up.
I also had a lucid dream last week where nothing happened. I was standing around in a nondescript room while nothing happened.
AHAHAHAAHAHA
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 06, 2010, 11:02:56 PM
I had a Dream where I was biking through my town last night. I was going down the street, then got on a bus, beat up some guy I somehow knew was a multiple rapist then got out. I then biked into some house, biked into their bathroom and used it, biked out, then biked back in an stole some money by smashing a vase.** Then I biked to an EB Games and met God, who was dressed like Dark Age Aquaman and called himself Steve. Then I bought a 3DS, which was invisible and I woke up.
I also had a lucid dream last week where nothing happened. I was standing around in a nondescript room while nothing happened.
AHAHAHAAHAHA
Ditto, also:
**Were you Link?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 07, 2010, 12:03:21 AM
A dream i had recently;
I was an owl, slightly realistic, but i had glasses like the TOOTSIE ROLL POP ONE. This weird, old maid kept ordering me to clean the stain glass light covers but instead I levitated through the celing into the attic where I had my family and girlfriend waiting for me.
That's all I could remember. A lot of dreams I have sex with my girlfriend in them. haha.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2010, 12:04:32 AM
I was an owl, slightly realistic, but i had glasses like the TOOTSIE ROLL POP ONE. This weird, old maid kept ordering me to clean the stain glass light covers but instead I levitated through the celing into the attic where I had my family and girlfriend waiting for me.
That's all I could remember. A lot of dreams I have sex with my girlfriend in them. haha.
and you tell us the least interesting one!? BOOORINGGG
/Home Simpson
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: GearBoxClock on April 09, 2010, 06:47:44 PM
I had a Dream where I was biking through my town last night. I was going down the street, then got on a bus, beat up some guy I somehow knew was a multiple rapist then got out. I then biked into some house, biked into their bathroom and used it, biked out, then biked back in an stole some money by smashing a vase.** Then I biked to an EB Games and met God, who was dressed like Dark Age Aquaman and called himself Steve. Then I bought a 3DS, which was invisible and I woke up.
I also had a lucid dream last week where nothing happened. I was standing around in a nondescript room while nothing happened.
AHAHAHAAHAHA
Ditto, also:
**Were you Link?
I don't think so I did have a warlock collar though
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on April 09, 2010, 06:50:28 PM
I dreamt I was living in a Silent Hill game. The darkness kept eating my light sources and every time I turned on a light it would start to go dim. I was very alone...
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 11, 2010, 01:18:41 AM
note: I ran the post through spell check, but I noticed it missed a few things. I skimmed the post and tried to fix as much as I could spot, to make it easier to read. There might be some punctuation erros with periods in random spots, my phone does an auto period after hitting space twice
Sleep paralysis; happened again, this time it was truly scary.
I'm on the phone with my girl, drifting off to sleep. Next thing I know I'm in the middle of a dream (I feel like there's more to it and I'm only remembering the middle..)
in this dream I'm with a cousin telling me about how I kept falling asleep at the wheel while I drove us home. I could've sworn I was dreaming about it but he assured me it was real. Next thing I know its happening again; I'm being woken up, in the middle of another sequence, by my cousin telling me to wake up and me being ale to unsnap out of it, like in my "dream" earlier behind the wheel.
Next thing I know/remember I'm in my room, dark, trying to wake up from this dream. My mind did, my body didn't. This next parts 90% real:
I'm laying beneath the covers trying my hardest to wake up and realize I'm going through the paralysis again. Only problem is my mind is fucking with me and produces a panic attack, or at least what I think one is because I never had it before.
Basically as I'm trying to let my body catch up my brain is feeding me fucked up thoughts and filling me withfears that I'm stuck this way forever. I can dart my eyes around my dark room but that's it. Soon I feel my fingers tingling and I can only assume I'm moving them. Then my neck slightly. But I still feel stuck; I pictured myself looking braid dead with my neck twisted unnatural looking and my fingers locked up in weird positions.
I'm able to move a hand for a second and knock part of the comforter away, at least I think so. Then my mind starts getting twisted. I start hearing noises and from the little bit of light shining in I see a figure at the food of my bed. I know its not real. I know its a mindgame caused by the hardshell guitar case I have upright at the foot of my bed being in front of a box car racer poster that appears to give a head and body. I know this but my brain starts fucking with me bad...
As what I can only describe as one of those drudge soldiers from theConduit is standing at the foot of my bed while I hear strange noises that aren't there, my mind starts making me think "what if I didn't move my hand? What if the covers are being pulled off telepathically by It?". That's when things got worse and I thought my body. Was sliding down the bed slowly and I'm frantically trying to move my muscles with no luck.
What I think a panic attack is sets in because now I'm struggling to breathe. I felt like this was it.. whether there was some real creature at the base of my bed, getting ready to do god know what to me, or I really wasn't going to "wake up" ever again.. I'd be fucked and that's how I felt...
Obviously i snapped out of it but in a cold sweat, while a warm sensation came over me.. probably blood rushing through my muscles causing that tingling sensation in my hands earlier. As I reached for my phone to notate this, I realize. My legs still weren't 100% and I could barely wiggle my toes...
Now I feel fine albeit with a headache.. god damn sleep paralysis!
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 11, 2010, 01:32:54 AM
Man that was scary.You had me scared while reading that. I don't think I experienced sleep paralysis before.Gonna look around for a cause of it and see if I might be able to help.
Edit:Hmm looking at some of the causes most of them can be dealt with.
Getting enough sleep,change in sleep schedule,reducing stress,sleeping on something other than your back,preventing other sleep problems, and stopping substance abuse.
The only thing that isn't preventable is if it runs in the family.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on May 11, 2010, 03:33:01 AM
That was awesome.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on May 11, 2010, 04:41:38 PM
I don't know what was freakier; the story, or the way you wrote it.
*shudders*
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 11, 2010, 07:02:21 PM
Hey, I said I would fix the typos and I will once I'm on a pc. My phones keyboard is a lil wonky because the b, v, and space keys don't always function and I was typing everything as fast as I could just to share my story before forgetting it in the morning.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 11, 2010, 07:22:04 PM
I skimmed through the thread from the beginning, but did I ever post my "sleep paralysis" story? I didn't see it at all. Mine involved an electric blanket and the same fear or permanent and forever as Easycure's. Something I will never forget. If I didn't maybe I'll type it up one day.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 11, 2010, 07:22:46 PM
also easycure..if you don't want that to happen again...don't sleep on your back.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 11, 2010, 10:23:25 PM
Man that was scary.You had me scared while reading that. I don't think I experienced sleep paralysis before.Gonna look around for a cause of it and see if I might be able to help.
Edit:Hmm looking at some of the causes most of them can be dealt with.
Getting enough sleep,change in sleep schedule,reducing stress,sleeping on something other than your back,preventing other sleep problems, and stopping substance abuse.
The only thing that isn't preventable is if it runs in the family.
Sorry you're such a wuss I scared you with my post :P I have no idea if it runs in the family, and honestly I don't feel like asking. The older members in the family are either dead or the superstitious types that would think I was being posessed by a devil.. lol!
I skimmed through the thread from the beginning, but did I ever post my "sleep paralysis" story? I didn't see it at all. Mine involved an electric blanket and the same fear or permanent and forever as Easycure's. Something I will never forget. If I didn't maybe I'll type it up one day.
I feel like you did, the electric blanket bit sounds familiar.. maybe you just mentioned it in passing, as you did now, but never told the story.
Hey, I said I would fix the typos and I will once I'm on a pc. My phones keyboard is a lil wonky because the b, v, and space keys don't always function and I was typing everything as fast as I could just to share my story before forgetting it in the morning.
No you misunderstood. I thought the way you typed it out made it seem like it just happened and the sheer panic of it forced you to type it out that way.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 12, 2010, 06:29:45 PM
I had a dream I was driving a jeep through the desert at night and suddenly I noticed I had bees in my car and a beehive attached to the back door of my jeep. I was driving to phoenix, but then I realized I was driving the wrong way and was heading towards Cabo, Mexico. I go to turn around by going off road for a second, until I realize I've driven part way into the grand canyon(no this doesn't make geographic sense) I get out of my car before it tips over. I realize If maybe i pulled on my car a bit in the back i can keep it from going over the edge, but Theres the beehive. My car goes off the cliff, and i am like crap nows I got to survive in the desert. It was night time though. So i could walk without worry of frying. I actually make it to an Indian reservation where theres like a beach. I then get on a bus and get to my house, I get in my garage and there is that jeep.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 12, 2010, 06:55:29 PM
I had a dream I was driving a jeep through the desert at night and suddenly I noticed I had bees in my car and a beehive attached to the back door of my jeep. I was driving to phoenix, but then I realized I was driving the wrong way and was heading towards Cabo, Mexico. I go to turn around by going off road for a second, until I realize I've driven part way into the grand canyon(no this doesn't make geographic sense) I get out of my car before it tips over. I realize If maybe i pulled on my car a bit in the back i can keep it from going over the edge, but Theres the beehive. My car goes off the cliff, and i am like crap nows I got to survive in the desert. It was night time though. So i could walk without worry of frying. I actually make it to an Indian reservation where theres like a beach. I then get on a bus and get to my house, I get in my garage and there is that jeep.
and then you woke up and you were dead at the bottom of the Grand Canyon? I hate when that happens.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 14, 2010, 10:19:51 PM
Hey, I said I would fix the typos and I will once I'm on a pc. My phones keyboard is a lil wonky because the b, v, and space keys don't always function and I was typing everything as fast as I could just to share my story before forgetting it in the morning.
No you misunderstood. I thought the way you typed it out made it seem like it just happened and the sheer panic of it forced you to type it out that way.
I did misunderstand. I also did type it out out of sheer panic because it DID happen. Woke up, freaked out, text my gf so i wouldn't forget the details and decided to post it here asap because i'd DEFINATELY forget otherwise.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 14, 2010, 10:39:19 PM
I had a dream there was a tiger in my backyard, and i was up in a high place, and it kept swatting at me. I had a hand gun and I was trying to shoot it, and i kept missing. Finally i shot the ground and it ricocheted onto an air conditioner and then the air conditioner exploded killing the tiger.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 14, 2010, 10:48:24 PM
a few nights after watching "zeitgeist - the movie" i had a dream where I woke up because i got an email from someone i didn't know. they basically said they could see my every move, and before i could reply i'd get another email from them basically proving their point.
my brother happened to come by, saw my paranoid look and helped me find microchips hidden in all my clothing.
My brothers the one who told me about zeitgeist by the way. Oh, and did i mention the next morning when I woke up, I got a text message from a strange ph# from an out of area area-code that just read:
"subject: fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd: cheese! fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd" with no picture or file at all? I replied asking who the hell it was and why they were sending me a blank message, but i never got a reply.. weird. I've been meaning to call the number but i keep forgetting. Anyone wanna call it for me? :P
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 18, 2010, 04:07:38 PM
i had a dream there were like a bunch of airplanes in the air, like thousands, and they all flew into each other...not crashing, but merging, and then there was a real patriotic theme playing. Then they started magnetizing all the cars from the ground together. It looked really damn cool.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 18, 2010, 04:31:32 PM
That sounds like a bad ass trip.. ha!
I dreamt last night I was looking for halloween costumes andgot soo frustrated at the shitty selection... that's it! I woke up and realized I don't have an idea what I'll be/do for halloween this year and better get my ass to thinking.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on May 18, 2010, 04:35:37 PM
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 20, 2010, 11:02:22 PM
are you condoning blackface?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 21, 2010, 12:03:10 AM
I had a dream I was a member of a race of spider people in Louisiana. We had the ability to turn our heads into spiders or something, im guessing resident evil 4 style, and there was a conspiracy to do something bad. Anyway, we had to take out one of our members who was going treacherous on us. So, we surrounded him and did our spider cannibalism. Then we went camping, we were camp counselors or something. Then I was in Sams club and I saw Majin Buu(the skinny form), and I like wanted his autograph or something so i kept following him around.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 21, 2010, 12:20:03 AM
i dunno whats with all the weird dreams lately..
last night i dreamt...
that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm, just another faaaallsee alaarm...
sorry, listening to the Smiths earlier.
Anyway, I had a weird as dream the other night. It was all first person and reminiscent of duke nukem. Hell i might have been duke himself in the damn dream.
starts off, me in some HQ getting chewed out by a commanding officer, he blames some **** on me so i go AWOL in a crazy ass escape which involved an elevator, a secret passage, a huge explosion, and a harrier jet. oh and for some reason, it felt like i had done it before.
next thing i know i'm at the capitol sniping aliens disguised as humans before i'm found out and **** starts blowing up.. caused by the people i worked for!
i don't remember how it ended. i know, anti-climactic. sorry.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Toruresu on May 21, 2010, 12:09:31 PM
So yeah. In my dream last night, I was walking down the streets of my local town and suddenly a bunch of cop cars, ambulances and firetrucks stop nearby, and out of them come a lot of pretty girls and some guys. The megaphone guy says "This is an earthquake drill, please, if you listen to this, lay on the floor and some of our college trainees will be there shortly to assist you with mouth to mouth"
I quickly drop to the floor, as I watch 4 cute girls and a guy coming over. The guy holds my legs and the most beautiful blonde leans in closer to give me mouth to mouth, when suddenly, up in the sky, a HUGE spaceship comes through the clouds!
Of course, I point at it and say "Huh? A Vasari ship, here?!" and everyone start screaming as Vasari fighters start coming out of the ship. To the west we could see a bunch of US jet fighters ready to intercept/engage, so I quickly run to my truck (in the dream, I have an ugly truck, one of those that help you carry your car when it stops working, the name escapes me).
I turn it on, and start speeding home like a madman!
BOOM! I see my house exploding! I start panicking. I don't know what to do!
Then it hit me. I could use my secret space ship fighter! I click some buttons on the truck pannel, and make a weird "swishh" noise with my mouth...and when I open my eyes, I'm preaching in front of 200 people (my locall church) and I just noticed that, instead of preaching I was telling them my dream.
Of course, I woke up, lol'd and went back to sleep.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on May 21, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on May 24, 2010, 02:46:21 PM
I just had a crazy dream!
So I'm at this high school. My gf is there but it's like back in time and we don't know each other yet. Some event is going on when aliens attack and start killing people. They win and kill most of the people. A group of us run into one of the aliens that has a voice translator. He takes a group of us including my gf and I on a new expedition into a completely different galaxy. It turns out this race is looking for new planets because Earth was the last good one in this galaxy and that is why they are taking it. I don't know why he wanted us to go but it had something to do with having slave labor. So were taken aboard this smaller ship similar in size to the one from Lost in Space. We start traveling and run into all of these crazy different things. One point we run into another alien race that hate the one that conquered us. We beat them and took one of them prisoner.
It's strange because it's almost like I'm watching highlights from a TV series because over the dream different things happen really fast similar to Lost is Space, Star Trek, Sliders, and everything else you can imagine. Over the course of this journey I and my gf get to know each other and fall in love (remember in the dream we didn't know each other yet until now). At one point we discover a 'Earth Past' system where we meet one of the guys with us already. I tried to warn friends about the attack subtly without letting people know what I meant since they would think I was crazy. We do meet one of the guys with us already. I forget what happens there but we had to leave in a hurry. I think our alien master was worried that it was really a wormhole and we could damage the past irrevocably.
And we bonded a bit with our alien captor. At one point we save him and he begins to trust us near the end of the journey. The other alien dude we had captive escaped and almost trapped our master into some sort of 'mind prison' similar to how Jumanji captures the losers of the game. We stopped it and trapped it instead in the mind prison.
When we are about one planet away from our destination we stop to look at this other place. Us humans go on an expedition and return to find Half-Life 2 head crabs under control of the prisoner alien eat into our leader alien's head and mind control him. Everything gets ugly (and vague) at that point but I find a time machine on board. I think it had something to do with that 'Earth Past' we visited earlier in the dream. I use it to go back in time and warn our Alien Leader (I'll call him Kronk, because I could never figure out how to pronounce his name in the dream. It was unpronounceable in our language apparently but had a lot of Z's in it.) I end up going all the way back to before the original attack, but things are all different. People are the same but roles and positions are all screwed up. And I am alone. Everyone else was left back in the future dead and bleeding. The hardest part is seeing my gf again but without any memory or love of me for all the years we had spent on the voyage. That was the most devastating thing. I did meet another girl that was in our expedition group and in this one she looked a bit different and was thankfully crazy. Like thought aliens would attack and into divination and stuff. So she began to believe me. but I was too wrapped up in trying to make my gf love me again and focused on being near her. So I'm trying to restart a friendship with her when the aliens attack again. I call out to Kronk when I see him but it turns out he is not the leader of the expedition this time. He was dishonored and removed from that position for some reason. But me calling out his name and speaking some of his language made him listen to me. He called his superiors when I mentioned the expedition and the time machine and the other alien that killed him. He was still a powerful leader in their race so he managed to convince them to stop the assault to figure things out and he thought he had a way to fix things. But not all of them would listen. My gf was about to be executed and I jump up to take the blow myself. It all runs in slow-mo as I move into place, turn to her and say "In another time you loved me. Our love reaches across time. I love you. Always have, always will..."
Then I wake up...
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: RABicle on May 26, 2010, 03:18:26 AM
HOLY **** DREAM OF THE CENTURY! Write down all the details you can, fill in blanks. You've got the next Hitchhiker's Guide tot he Galaxy there, except darker.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on May 26, 2010, 05:22:49 AM
My gf is now telling me I have to turn it into a book series. So looks like that is what I am going to do with it.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on May 26, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
i had like a fugitive dream, there was hiding, spiders, running, cute German chicks, Greg Kinear, horses jumping over my head, dogs, backyards, climbing up buildings, avoiding helicopters, blending in with the roof boards, hospitals, apartment complexes, school buses, cowboys, supermarkets, and hazmat suits, that wondering if im going to all my classes feeling, that wondering if im going to graduate feeling. I'll elaborate...hopefully i'll still recall it in a couple of hours.
Honestly, I'm not even sure if this dream was linear
So, I'm having this dream. I'm in school. High School. I'm finishing one of my finals. It seems like I have everything I need to graduate. Then I get this crazy feeling like I'm not going to a class I'm supposed to be going to that I need to graduate. I get out of class and walk down the school corridors and into the lunchroom. The school is selling boooks. I meet this cute blond hair blue eyed German chick. We start having a conversation in German about books and stuff. She seems really into me and that is kick ass because I would like to be into her. So we walk down the hallways and off towards the buses. Suddenly, its like the past, the 1950s and there is only 3 bus for 6000 people, then its the present again and all the other buses come. We walk towards the bus and we get on the bus.
The bus starts to move and we drive for a bit. The German girl gets off the bus I guess because she has escaped my mind as I watch the country side out the window. I change seats and I sit next to a young kid, and if i remember correctly its Atticus Shaffer from The Middle/unborn. I get off the bus and walk around the country side. This is part of a re-occurring dream that i must have had that I don't think I had memorized in my waking consciousness until now, but I go to examine theses dogs. ow in another dream I had been like running from something an I had been jumping over fences and stuff. So i get into a yard and out of nowhere a horse jumps over me, scares the **** out of me, but i continue through the yard to the dogs. These dogs were from that yard, but now I'm friends with them and a bitch just had puppies. so, im all petting puppies. I get done with this and I walk towards a farm.
Its one of my relatives farms, anyways something creepy is going on, and then the school bus pulls up. I jump on the school bus and now my mom is driving it. I sit back down in the bus and apparently there are crazies all around. So she starts driving real fast down the road, and then starts running over people dressed in cowboy outfits. Its a crazy long road and shes going fast and these people who look like zombies are splatting all over. I think to myself the blood doesn't look convincing because it is overly real, maybe their filming a low budget movie.
My mom drives to her work and we get off the bus, she goes to work and I go into Albertsons(a supermarket) where my dad is. There are still crazies out, so when were in Albertson's we dawn hazmat suits and start spraying people, but we hit a regular person to and the turn orange. This is illegal, so we must run from the cops. So I start running, I run into this apartment complex and climb up on the roof, i may have hid a few other places but i dont remember those, but anyways I hide on the roof and a helicopter comes by so i try to hide inside the boards making myself inside a shadow zone. So, even if the light shines on my it just casts a shadow on my making me even less visible. I blend in with the roof boards real good, and the dont catch me, but they catch my dad.
I get board though so I run off. This is when Greg Kinear who is a cop starts chasing me. I run into a hospital and I get chased down all sorts of Halways. I see a narrow crack in the wall that could fit me, and my dad is there too, and he gets caught again. In this crack are spiders and I'm like oh **** I hope they dont bit me, but i wait there, I figure if i dont mvoe they wont bite. I look at the spider and it turns out its a wooly spider, and im like sweet wooly spiders are harmless and cool looking. Anyways I get this overhead vision of radars in my head, and a map of the hospital, the Green dots move into the hallway, and me the red dot remain still. They travel off in the opposite direction and this gives me a chance to find a better hiding spot.
So i run around real far and I hide under a bed. Greg Kinear comes in and looks for me, but fails to search under the bed. He leaves and heads the opposite direction again. This bed is cramped so I had out of this room. Now were in another apartment complex, and I run to my friend Gerber's place, and I hide under his bed. He has a sports themed room. I am hiding under his bed and I feel really relaxed now. Then out of nowhere hands grab me and start to pull me out of the bed, and I wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Toruresu on May 26, 2010, 10:02:38 PM
Wow 0.0
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on May 27, 2010, 11:47:57 PM
i dunno whats with all the weird dreams lately.
I dont remember many of the details so here's a quicky from last night:
starts off I'm walking thru a parking garage, alone, when some thug approaches me and says some stupid ****. I ignore it and keep walking, when his FIVE YEAR OLD SON comes outta no where and pulls a gun out on me.
[scene missing]
next thing i know, i'm admitted to a looney bin, after trying to get help from cops.. i think they were crooked, heard something i said about someone and they had me committed. i share a room with an actual crazy guy, try to fight against bein administered any drugs... and thats it. thats all i can remember anyway.
fucked up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 04, 2010, 05:17:37 AM
i had a semi lucid dream I had a time machine and I traveld to 8th grade, and I inhabited my body quantum leap/peggy sue styled, i sat through a class of lecture from my 8th grade teachers, and then I told everyone what was up, told all the girls from the class that I was going to bang them, and then I gave a piece out to everyone and prompty decided to have some fun with my super powers. I headed towards a forrest and then realized I was actually dreaming, and then I escaped through a Zelda-esque grotto hole and then woke up. The school portion seemed very real though, like it really felt like I was in class and participating and stuff. Then it just drifted on into nonsense dream ****.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 12, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
2 weird dreams
i'm ordering a chicken sandwich with fries at a fast food restaurant, my friend is arriving in town and im letting him borrow my car, he borrows it but drops me off across the street from the restaurant, so i cross the street, only to find out my order was given to someone else because I was gone, i snatch my chicken sandwich sans fries and run outside and eat it on a bench. I'm a detective and Aliens are attacking. Im in south Tucson and the alien ship hovers overhead, it looks fucking awesome. I don't know why, but spaceships look way cooler than sci-fi movies in my dream. Im going to have to draw this, my drawing will pale in comparison though. So then I walk for a while avoiding the attack in downtown Tucson where the skyscrapers are. I meat up with my brother, but he's like really fat, like so fat he can't fit through the door. Its extremely odd looking.
then i wake up and I fall back asleep
now im having like this really depraved dream that is a cross between Orphan, Puppet Masters, and Dead Silence, there is a moment where its just like American Beauty and I almost take the bate. Then there is a random baby.... all i can think of is I have to get out of here.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Shaymin on June 12, 2010, 05:53:33 PM
Just woke up from one that scared the crap out of me.
I work in a call center and thankfully have not had a call where I'd have to calm down a suicidal customer. My dream started with that scenario, so I'm calling 911 and getting transferred to the location of the caller based on caller ID, while he (it sounded like a male voice) was saying he was going to kill himself.
I get the 911 operator online... and there's a loud *bang*, then I wake up.
... I need a new job.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 12, 2010, 06:14:33 PM
wow! scary dream
here is kinda what the ufo looked like in my dream
(http://i48.tinypic.com/1r3mvb.jpg)
as i said pales in comparison to how cool it looked, ill keep photoshopping it till i get real close
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on June 13, 2010, 12:43:17 AM
I need some dream interpretation/
Several times now I have had a dream that is basically this: I'm in a dark room and I am trying to light it up. I flip on a flashlight but it starts getting darker light batteries are going dead. I turn on a lamp and when I turn around it has dimmed. I go back and forth trying to bring light into the room but the darkness keeps swallowing the light.
The darkness isn't scary, but it is frustrating.
What does it mean?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 13, 2010, 02:01:11 AM
it means the darkness is creeping into your life, and all your actions against it are futile. Things are getting bleak and up to this point its been hopeless. The darkness is reality, and you are out of touch with reality. Hopefully you don't kill people in your spare time.
That reminds me, I need to watch some Dexter tonight for ideas.....
Fixed
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 13, 2010, 04:48:59 AM
I had two weird dreams last night. In the first one, I was with a girl I don't know, and Jonathan Metts and James Jones, and for some reason we were walking to Albany, New York.
In the second one, it was kind of like the TV show The Office, except there were zombies. They weren't really traditional zombies; they were like half zombie and half traditional bad guy. As people were running back inside the office to get away from them, I got locked out of the office, and I told them to not let me in because if they opened the door the zombies might get in. So then I'm walking around, beating up these guys with my bare hands, but people I know from college are just standing there shocked while watching, because they don't know that they are zombies and it looks like I'm just beating up random people. For some reason the zombies were wearing blue jeans, and once I killed them they disappeared, except for the jeans, which I then flung over my shoulder and moved on to the next zombie.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 13, 2010, 04:43:46 PM
its hilarious when video game memes end up in dreams, even more hilarious when they are poked fun at.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 17, 2010, 04:19:16 PM
Several times now I have had a dream that is basically this: I'm in a dark room and I am trying to light it up. I flip on a flashlight but it starts getting darker light batteries are going dead. I turn on a lamp and when I turn around it has dimmed. I go back and forth trying to bring light into the room but the darkness keeps swallowing the light.
The darkness isn't scary, but it is frustrating.
What does it mean?
I used to have dreams a lot like that! I'd turn on the light, and it would be really dim. I could see the light itself, but it didn't illuminate the room at all. I don't think it means anything, except maybe that interior rooms without any external light sources are really annoying when the lights go out. In my dreams, it was always the interior bathroom at my parents' house, where I'd been when power outages happened a few times.
I had an actual nightmare for the first time in a while a few nights ago. In the dream, I was lying in bed exactly the same way that I was in reality. The difference was that in my dream, I was aware of people robbing my house, but I didn't care because I was safe behind a locked door, so I just kept trying to sleep. Then a man walked over to the side of my bed from the direction opposite the door as if he'd been there all along and said "Hello." I woke up immediately and nearly panicked for a moment since I woke up in exactly the same position I'd been in in the dream and it was too dark to see whether or not the guy was there. The massive adrenaline rush woke me up completely, so I was able to tell it had been a dream pretty quickly. It was hard to go back to sleep with my body pumped up to run for my life, though.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on June 22, 2010, 03:31:15 PM
Would it have been more scary, or less scary, should the man beside your bed sounded like Elmo (or some other non-intimidating character)?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on June 22, 2010, 06:28:55 PM
hahaha elmo would freak me the **** out!
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 22, 2010, 07:16:56 PM
Would it have been more scary, or less scary, should the man beside your bed sounded like Elmo (or some other non-intimidating character)?
Hard to say. The dude had a kind of evil sounding voice, but I think it's mostly him being there that was scary. Now, if he'd actually looked like Elmo, but had the non-Elmo voice, I think that would have been a lot scarier.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on June 22, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
it means the darkness is creeping into your life, and all your actions against it are futile. Things are getting bleak and up to this point its been hopeless. The darkness is reality, and you are out of touch with reality. Hopefully you don't kill people in your spare time.
I was skulking around the neighborhood earlier tonight. (http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/shyguy70/skulking.jpg)
im sorry, but you live in Washington. You and Goldenphoenix are both under suspicion! Less so Goldenphoenix.
Ha! I'm immune to suspicion!
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Spinnzilla on June 23, 2010, 02:14:53 AM
I had a strange dream last night. Everything was a cartoon. I was this misshaped blob of caucasian color and I needed to get into Carl's house (of ATHF fame), who was wearing a blue jump suit at the time. He told me my pokemon weren't leveled high enough to enter. I leave and just kind of hang out in his front lawn in the grass.
That's all I remember.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on July 01, 2010, 12:39:19 PM
I had another awesome dream last night. It was like a movie, and cool to because it was totally coherent.
I'm sitting in a university computer lab searching on the internet when I get a tap on my shoulder.
Its my friend Jimmy. Jimmy is my friend who is most known as a raver, but he has a degree in business. Actually he immigrate here from China when he was 4 and speaks fluent Mandarin. Anyways he told me he was leading of an experiment, and that I should come be a part of it. He wouldn't tell me what it was until we got there.
It was going to take place at a parking garage next to the schools student union. I get there and there are a bunch of friends already there. Friends I didn't even know knew each other. I go and stand next to them. My friend Nick is there. I ask him what the experiment is and he tells me "teleportation machine",
Then I'm like oh ****, because I think about the physics involved in teleportation, in that we might get really sick from radiation poisoning or just disintegrate all together. I look over at Jimmy and he flips the switch. I looks around and I see electricity everywhere, and not just your shitty scifi effect, a really cool one.
Then we are on a train. I vomit. I looks around and everyone is there safely. Jimmy did not intend us to be on a train. The train is moving really really fast. People start jumping including Jimmy and Nick. I look outside and I think it is too fast to jump out safely. I think about bear grills and on one episode he talked about how to do it safely. You tuck your legs together as you fall or something. Anyways i take my time waiting for the train to slow down. I must be miles from Nick and Jimmy. The train slows down a bit, and i make my jump.
Now, i think we are in some part of Mexico. I walk past the tracks into a small roadside stop that is on the border of a town. The first thing I do is grab something to eat. I just grab some tacos, and their fine. They make me feel much better. Then i start to walk towards the town. Two guys are following me. Two thuggish dudes. I walk for a while and they keep following me. They are going to mug me I think, and sure enough they try. I tell them look I don't have any money in my wallet. They look at my wallet, nothing in there. Then they just hand it back and walk off.
I head towards the town and there are impoverish people all around. I see bunches of people there, they look sickly. Apparently since we did the experiments this is where people end up, and they have been doing them for a while There is some sort of time travel aspect to the teleportation device. A whole slew of people are here from an alternate timeline where Jimmy never returned. I walk through a tunnel and I see some nurses tents. I walk in and there is Nick. I give Nick a big hug. The nurse is treating people injured by bad teleportations.
He informs me that we can only eat hay, then i inform him that i ate a taco just fine. He's like ahh crap. Jimmy must have been joking with with him. Then we have a joking conversation about how horses were teleported here by aliens and the reason they eat hay is a side effect for some people.
He takes me to a tent with Jimmy, and we just sort of bask in the fact his experiment works. Jimmy tells me our next mission is getting back to Tucson and figuring out how to get the experiment right. I then revel in how we just saved mankind from self extinction.
Then we have a conversation, i bring up that real estate value on Mars just shot up and we could make a fortune. Then nick was talking about how wouldn't that be illegal on mars. I'm like there are no people on mars and if we go there we would be the people to make the laws. He's like what about international space treaties. I explain they mean bullshit now. Then we start talking about wars and then Starfox. Then i tell them that we'll genetically engineer frog guards to fly Arwings around the planet. Then that's when i woke up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on July 03, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
Holy Crap, i just keep having these vividly weird dreams. This dream was awesome.
So, its fourth of July and the sun is setting. I'm with my mom and we just got done shopping at the store. We look up at the sky and we can see that the fireworks had already begin. We see the tracers go up in the air and then the usual explosion of the fireworks. The crackle of fireworks fills the air. It begins to become dark, and we wander around the neighboorhood looking for a btter view. Then I notice something weird. Among the fireworks are astroids. It gets dark enough and the moon is glowing. Then i notice something that scares the **** out of me. The moon is still there, but it looms in the sky and it is huge. Pieces of the moon have dissattached off of it like pieces of a jigsaw.
We walk around the neighboorhood and everyone starts staring at the moon. Everyone is noticing. I start to panic and a few other people do too. So I get into looters mode and I run into a store and start grabbing survival stuff. I go into the store and grab painters suits for 25 cents each, because i can turn them into radiation suits by melting shopping bags onto them. We go back outside and the jigsaws are just falling to earth. Big Austrailia sized jigsaws, but most of them are breaking down into small astroids as they decend. The earths atmostsphere is taking care of us for now, and i start to think of other parts of the world, and wonder how bad they are getting it. I could turn on a tv i think, but im getting quite a show just watching the mooon disintigrate right in front of me. Then finally when all the continents of the moon have fallen the scarriest thing is left. The moon has shrunken to an extent that it can't hold its own gravity. The core is left and its a huge iron chunk itself. It starts to decend towards earth. It passes over us and heads south of us. We turn around and look at the neighboorhood. The moon then begins to dip down in the horizon as it falls at a rapid speed towards earth. It falls below the horizon becoming obscured by the houses in the neighboorhood in front of us. I think about how the impact of the astroid that killed the dinosaurs was like worse than 30 horishimas. The guy in front of me watching the neighboor hood just liquifies into a puddle of blood right in front of me. Then i jump and as im yelling jump I hear some of the people behind me jump also liquifying and houses rumbling and shaking. I look behind me to see if my mom is still ok. She jumped good. Then i look back over where the moon had hit the earth and there is a blue mushroom cloud. I order everyone to run in the opposite direction.
We run into our house and grab some military fatigues to put on and then we head north. Then its a couple years in the future. Everything is different after the incident. I walk around the town and everyone dresses like a punk. It's become some Mad Max escape from New York world. I walk into a car garage and am greeted by a hero. A hot girl is there, and i walk up to her lift her up onto a tool bin and make out with her. I start to head south until i get to the center line. The division point between the two sides of the city. In the north is the prosperous people who took care of themselves, and in the south are the no good people who got sent over there. Apparently, at first people who didn't understand radiation sent people over there. Then the lazy got sent over there. I stare at the people on the other side and they are just begging. Terry crews walks by and he's a holographic guard. He basically shoots anyone who tries to come from that side back over. I walk to the west and then i end up at some dudes house. Then its like im at a party and im explaining the whole dream to this redheaded dude as if i wasn't already in the universe of it. Then i wake up.
update: HOLY ****!! I turn on my tv and the Syfy channel is on, and the next movie up is a Stephen Baldwin movie with similar subject matter. I'm going to go solo on an MFT!
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Caterkiller on July 04, 2010, 12:19:35 AM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: BeautifulShy on July 04, 2010, 12:39:04 AM
Gamers have the most interesting dreams...
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Post by: ThePerm on July 16, 2010, 04:44:20 PM
so i have this dream my cat had kittens, and one of them has a pumpkin head.
Then im wandering around a hallway, and some guy is setting up security in his room which is next to mine. Then thats not working out so i go downstairs only to find out that the orb on somebody's sceptor has been stolen. Tiny lister is pissed. So i go looking for the orb and find it, but then i realise that by holding it im lord zed and its awsome. Im now in some super market and i get into a fight with the power rangers, only they are super buff. I climb up to the top of an aisle and run from them on top. My mind starts commenting on the downfall of the power rangers show, and superimposes the idea of commercialism with 3d text saying things like happy fathers day. So i run from the power rangers, but then i start to run away i fight ninja turtles and jump on a fence and start running accross fences for a while, but then im back in the super market and im a werewolf so i run around there for a while running at people and such and then I jump on the top of a bus. I agree to take people out because i owe money to some oranization, and im paralized otherwise.
weird dream
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Post by: ThePerm on August 08, 2010, 05:04:16 PM
So i had this dream, and i deacided to dress up as wolfman, but the joke of the wolf man costume was that is was supposed to be a very lazy wolfman costume. Basically I wore just pants, and my cheetah robe, and because my chest is hairy and i currently have a beard, i look wolfman enough to pass as a wolfman by very low werewolf standards.
So, im at school wearing my wolfman costume for some sort of costume party, most people are digging my costume, some people think im a pimp though because of my cheetah robe. Anyways i go to the bathroom, and then im suddenly in a maze of bathrooms i always go through in my dreams. I see it in my dream, its just this big locker-room bathroom area, and its a re-occurance in several dreams. Not sure if it was a real place I was at, or just some weird dream zone. Anyways, i get out of the bathroomy place, and I head down a gym hallway where i encounter Donkey Lips, yes Donkey Lips. He wants to fight me, but i convince him that we are friends and shouldn't fight. So, he lets me go and i go outside and start heading over to the 7-11, except the 7 -11 is closed down.
I walk behind it and see a hooker, and she's like "hey big daddy" and im like "hey", but then an actual pimp walks out and he is furious. He thinks im another pimp in his territory. I explain to him im just from a halloween party, and im wearing a Kraven/wolfman costume, but he doesnt believe me. We go to blows, but i escape the conflict. He pulls a gun out on me and starts shooting at me. I cross the street, not looking both ways, so i start to dodge between both cars and his gun shots. I decide i have to evade him somehow.
I figure one of the best ways is to become hard to see in between bushes. So i run towards bushes. e is getting further behind. I run down several bushy hills, and then jump down into a big tree. The tree I believe is really blocking my visibility. I hang in the tree for a bit, but he manages to catch up. I run past a museum, and then i run into a forrested area. I think to myself maybe I should put up traps in the area, and then sneak up on him like rambo, but i decide not to and just keep running forward.
I arrive at a rocky area, on a sea shore.I traverse the cliffface for quite a ways until i get into a cave.
The cave is an entrance to a holo-deck game arena, of which i am a member. The pimp follows me into the arena but is obliterated because he is not a member. I think thank goodness.
Then i finish watching this episode on a computer, there are other episodes to watch, but i am bored. I walk around my house to see that my dads old friend Mr. John is there. Haven't seen him in years, but he is supposed to be able to fix my car. So we both jump on a motor cycle and travel through this orchard to go find the part. We go to a junkyard for a brief time but find no parts. So, we go to a pub and meet up with my dad, and then i get really drunk on Guiness and start telling him about this awesome dream i had, then i realize im still in the same dream and wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 09, 2010, 03:25:49 AM
So I had this dream the other day, but it was so real it could have happened....
It was me -- drunkenly shitting in the middle of a street. I don't remember the shitting part so well, but I have a distinct memory wiping with newpapers.
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Post by: ThePerm on August 09, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
i think that actually happened....don't drink absinthe Unagi
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Post by: BeautifulShy on August 09, 2010, 05:53:04 PM
Way to much infomation Unagi!
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Post by: Caterkiller on August 10, 2010, 01:30:01 AM
Perm man, your dreams seem so vivid. I bet people smoke weed in your room when you sleep.
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Post by: Plugabugz on August 10, 2010, 10:09:28 AM
I had this dream on saturday night, i was in the street outside my home an then some atheletes started tearing down the road at full speed. Rather than a race track they were doing it on a suburban london road.
After they ran down, they took a few seconds and blasted back up the way they came. Then other athletes came out with javelins....
Everyone (people walking up the road and neighbours) started going crazy and running into their houses and cars and hiding behind anything secure, because the athletes started throwing the javelins and they were piercing through EVERYTHING. Straight through car sunroofs and windows, through bins and lamp posts and virtually anything else. I was standing behind a 4x4 and this javelin went straight through the roof and back window and stabbed me in the arm.
My friends got me into a car (dunno how that happened, the javelin must have been sticking out the window) and they were going to drive me to the hospital when i woke up. My arm was sore for hours afterwards.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 11, 2010, 07:02:18 PM
Really? I thought it was the perfect amount of information.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 27, 2010, 09:59:16 AM
I had a dream last night in which a giant swarm of bees was attacking my house. They managed to burst through the door, so I found an old hockey stick of mine and lit it on fire and began swinging it wildly into the swarm. The bees started to leave, and a lot of them caught fire and burned up on their way out.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on August 27, 2010, 07:58:03 PM
Did you have a fan or AC running? I find I have bug/bee dreams the most often when a fan is blowing on me in my sleep.
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Post by: Spinnzilla on August 27, 2010, 08:13:07 PM
I had a dream a few weeks ago that I was pissing in the toilet and BEHOLD when I woke I had pissed in my bed a little. It was an amazing way to start the day off.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on August 27, 2010, 11:08:23 PM
draw a picture
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on August 28, 2010, 07:31:12 AM
I had a dream a few weeks ago that I was pissing in the toilet and BEHOLD when I woke I had pissed in my bed a little. It was an amazing way to start the day off.
I hate those dreams! I still remember when I was little and I had a dream where I was playing hide and seek and I had to pee so I ran and hid in the bathroom and went pee. I woke up with a wet bed. I usually realize I'm in the dream world just in time these days and wake myself up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on August 31, 2010, 04:32:51 PM
i had a weird dream I was walking down the street in a freddie kruger costume, and then some old lady picks me up giving me a lift. She drives me up the street and then we get out and she has me help her put water in her radiator. The polace where we stop is a garage where a bunch of cute girls are having a meeting. I start walking down the street and it begins to get really stormy. I turn around and freddy kruger is there and he wants his hat, so i give it to him. Then he tells me that if i take of my freddy kruger mask then something bad will happen to me. I tell him **** off and take off the mask. He dissapears. One of the cute girls(a blond) starts walking through the storm in the middle of the street. Then she walks to my side of the road again and to the side. I kinda follow her. She looks at me and is like "aren't you dressed a little warm?". I tell her that im used to the heat, because Yuma is ridiculous. Then I follow her into a meeting with more cute girls. We start talking and she says this old man started talking to her. She starts quoting lines from "hotel california", I start to say them along, and she's like "wow" cus i have the whole song memorized. This other cuter girl walks up with dark hair, and she's like "that song isn't that great", then I say "it is when the eagles sing it", then the cute dark haired girl sits on my lap. She looks in my eyes, and then looks to the side. I can see red transparency through her brown eyes. Her face presses against my lips, she feels that my lips are soft. She repeats..im like wow this girl is comign on to me. Then I wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on September 07, 2010, 02:51:12 PM
I had this dream
it starts off and I'm in high school, and I'm looking at a sheet of paper. The sheet of paper is my schedule of classes. I'm not quite sure where the next class I'm supposed to go to is supposed to be. I walk through the hallways and I look out the window.
A bald guy is in a convertible and he drives by the school. He pulls out a tommy gun and opens fire. Bullet holes pop through the windows. Everyone in the hallway begins to duck and panic. The man is out of his car now. He opens the door and proceeds to attempt to take hostages, he opens fire and kills an old lady. He stops using his gun and pulls out a knife. He inches towards me and I'm like holy crap. He takes his knife and starts to stab it at me.
I respond though by grabbing his wrist and squeezing it. He drops the knife, and bitches out in pain. I then take his hand and start to put him in a hold behind his back. Something I saw on bear grills show worse case scenario. He crumbles down. As i hold him I push him into a corner and await for backup of manpower to come and sure enough a couple of guys come and we keep him forced down. I look into his eyes and they are all blacked out, the whiteo of his eyes is black and his pupils are red. He tells me I have terminal cancer, and I tell him go watch Saw. He is eventually arrested and put in jail. As it turns out I was filmed, I watch the video of me taking the guy down, and it looks very awkward.
I am treated like a hero for what I've done, I end up on the news. I walk around campus for a while and campus turns into a mall and then I walk into like a retirement home, and some old lady lives there and then the dream is really random from this point on.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on September 08, 2010, 01:01:57 AM
Was the old lady in the retirement home the same one that was killed in the first part of the dream? How weird would that be?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on September 16, 2010, 04:42:04 AM
that would be weird
last night i had a dream my cat's bedroom was filled with Camel Spiders, while i was trying to catch one, one of them bit me. I actually felt the pain, and then my hand went numb.
nothing much going on in that dream, I actually got rid of one Camel Spider in the Cat's bedroom for real a week before. The thing was a pain in the ass to catch, and the thing was huge.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: violet on September 18, 2010, 04:43:13 AM
a dream, in a school canteen, suddenly a crowd because of a group of robber, they all have guns, a lot of people around all fall down, I am afraid, i was worried, I lie on the floor playing dead, they passed me, but fortunately I did not find , when they went, I hurried up, out of a ditch on the canteen, I am struggling to flutter in the past, even over a ditch, and then rush the road and saw a car jump directly away from the massacre. . . then,i woke, it is estimated that the movies I see more.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2010, 05:26:15 PM
so i start off dreaming that im brainstorming some co-op resident evil 0 type game, but then after a while i'm skating through a school. Not really skating though, im just wearing socks. I'm going really fast sliding through the hallways though. I pass through crowds of kids. A couple of kids are on their skate shoes or whatever their called. Then some authority figure gets mad and starts yelling at us to come here. I dodge around corners and think to myself "**** this, im not a kid 26", i get well away and then I reach a stairwell. I take several odd stairwell paths and sneak through several doors in some crazy combination.
I wind up in an auditorium, and it looks like theres going to be a talent show or something. I walk through rows of people. I sit down up front, and they start calling numbers. Apparently I have a ticket. I look at it. The number is 79. They call 120. Some teenager goes up there, but apparently his pants aren't the right color. So they make him change from black to grey. Then the show begins.
First all you see are these 3 soul sisters and it almost looks like they have severed heads on the stage, theres a screen in the background that allows you to see a zoomed closeup of their faces. They must be daughter and aunt and mother. The Daughter sings beautifully and soulfully. The mother and the aunt sing backup. They must be standing under the stage with their heads poking up. They start singing a beautiful choir sounding hymn. Then all of a sudden it turns into "don't your girlfriend wish she was hot like me" comes on and its a recording,
but theres this dancing sandwich puppet next to them. Then another dancing sandwich next to that. They alternate signing the words for a bit. Then there is a dancing tomato puppet. Then i look over and theres like a big grid of multicolored puppets singing the song. It looks like tetris, or bejewled, or puyo puyo and then they start doing combos and it really is like one of those puzzle games. Great show I think. Then the phone rings and I wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on January 28, 2011, 04:30:40 PM
i had this dream I had traveled through time, and I was in my old body from when I was 12. I was at my grandmas house, and I think I was on a quantom leap mission. I met a few other people. People my age however were aware in the same way that I was. I walked around the city for a while, but most of the dream is pretty fuzzy.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on January 28, 2011, 07:42:17 PM
I dreamt I was back in Japan a few different times already. Nothing interesting has really happened, just me going about daily life - just in Japan. Last night I dreamt I was standing on line at Tokyu Hands (http://www.tokyu-hands.co.jp/en/index.html), paid for an item and left. That's it.
The reason I bring it up is just that I absolutely miss how pleasant a shopping experience is in Japan vs the US. Any one who has ever been will know what I mean.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on January 28, 2011, 07:53:07 PM
Most of my dreams are lucid and I can control them. A few nights ago I had a breakthrough and the dream was like a shift in reality. If felt like I was actually there in full detail.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 28, 2011, 08:07:42 PM
I had a pretty intense dream last night. I woke up in a good mood too.
I was back in school and was there with some guy I used to work with. We had 2 of the same classes together and for some reason we were always tardy (maybe we were getting high or too busy chasing girls to get to class on time, who knows). During our second class of the day (I think there were only 2) he showed up late to class and our teacher scolded him and then class went on. She was tall with short red hair and had an ugly mug... she was real intimidating and everyone was afraid of her.
On the second day of class, he showed up late again, but I showed up even later (B.P.T.). By the time I showed up, she had him in the corner was was chewing his ass out!! And really just hunched over him lecturing his damn ear off. I couldn't really see him, but I assume he was sorta in the fetal position as she towered over him barking all that "Blah blah blah" into his ear.
I went to go sit down and that's she decided to switch her focus onto me. She went on and on about punctuality and what not and whatever, but I wasn't really paying attention. Then I hear her mention something about needing to give us treats for being good boys and patting us on the heads and training us like dogs. That's when I started listening and all of a sudden I was pissed off. I asked her "Are you talking about me!? Are you calling me a dog!? You're saying you're gonna treat me like a dog!?"
To which she replied "I sure am" with some super smug look on her face.
I said "you're calling this man right here" as I slapped myself on the chest "a fucking dog!?"
All she gave me was a look as if to say 'if the shoe fits' or 'I call em like I see em' or some bullshit like that.
I take a few steps closer to her, because I was already standing and slowly moving closer to her. As I get right up in her face, I say, "then that must make you the BITCH"
The entire class gasped simultaneously and all you hear is the sound of desk and chairs sliding back away from us as quickly as possible. That's when I started to go off on her. Something about how she was a horrible teacher to begin with and if she cared about education she wouldn't be spending so much time talking to the kids who were late about being late at the expense of the education of the kids that showed up on time. How if she gave a damn about the kids in the first place you would reserve you "tardy" lectures till the end of class as you should have already started on your lesson plan for the day and the tardy kid would just have missed out on something that could be important. I basically gave her an earful on how she should be doing her job (educating the kids that came to learn instead of focusing half of her class time to one student who was late) without giving her any good ways to punish me for being late for class.
Somewhere near what I assume was the end of my lecture to her I woke up (7am?) and have been in a relatively good mood all day. I guess I felt like telling someone off and got it out of my system in a dream instead of having to do it to someone in real life (if you don't count that little outburst towards Ian yesterday).
I'm actually surprised I remember the whole dream so many hours after it happened. I usually forget most dreams within an hour of being awake if I remember them at all.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on January 29, 2011, 12:56:32 AM
haha are dreams about high school going to go on for the rest of our lives?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on January 30, 2011, 12:44:29 PM
ugh speaking of high school dreams, I've had numerous bad dreams (I wouldn't say nightmare as they aren't terrifying) where I receive a letter or find out somehow that I didn't actually graduate high school, there was some sort of error, and I'd have to repeat senior year or just a class or two (varies from dream to dream) in order to receive a valid diploma.
Sometimes I wind up back in either of the two high schools I attended (one for freshman and sophomore year, a second for junior and senior) but other times I'm in a completely new environment with not a single familiar face. Even though I'm not really that same person, all the feelings of insecurity that went along with starting school somewhere new and fear of having to go it alone come rushing back to me. I don't recall anything really negative, such as getting bullied or something, happening but I still wake up pissed and worried, even though I know it wouldn't ever really happen.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on January 30, 2011, 10:20:47 PM
sounds like the plotline to some teen movie, they kinda had that aspect in "just one of the guys" and "hiding out"
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on January 30, 2011, 11:22:54 PM
just one of the guys is awesome. I don't think i've seen the other one. also might wanna throw in "never been kissed" while we're on the subject.
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Post by: vudu on February 02, 2011, 05:46:11 PM
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: NWR_insanolord on February 02, 2011, 05:55:44 PM
A more perfect example of trolling, there has never been. My hat is off to you, forum moderator.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on February 03, 2011, 04:28:25 PM
I had this weird dream. Leonardo DiCaprio was staying at my house. There actually a couple other people at my house like relatives and stuff, but for some reason he was staying. Now, I wasn't trying to be all up in his **** like a fan would, because who needs some awkward ass fan all up in their ****. Im sitting there on the couch watching tv and I'm thinking I have like a really versatile actor in my home, and he's been here for like a week and I've barely talked to him. He was kinda lounging around my house like he was a cousin. My mom is there and we go to put on some movie he wanted to watch and it was just weird. I was thinking it might be a porn. I get up to clean the house a bit. My uncle is there, he's acting strange. Apparently, he just like to camp out in the backyard.
So i go and grab a bunch of toys, Marvel toys and I start looking at them. Im sitting there and Leo sts across from me. He's like "what do you do for fun in this city?", I'm like "i don't know coolidge blows, its a small town there aint **** here to do." I'm thinking to myself possible location we could go and they are just turing up to be places I wouldnt want to go. then he tells me "I just want to get some poon-tang", I can't argue with that. I then make some give away fan remark quote from a boys life, something Dinero says "here in concrete if you show you a boy who says he's got nothing to do, i'll show you a lazy boy", butchering the line of course. In no way am i thinking I probably have the best possible wingman.
So, I get ready to go. We step out back for a second. Leo is already getting drunk. He yells something and wakes up my uncle. Then he starts talking to my uncle for a while. We sort of appologized for waking him up out of his tent. Then the strangest fucking thing. Theres a baby elephant in the backyard. I'm like woah. My uncle is like must have escaped from the zoo. I'm seemingly distracted and I walk over looking for the hole in the fence. I walk over to this hole as I peer through it theres an industrial section that leads to the neighboors yard..and they run a factor or something. I guess we share like supplies or something. I stack the supplies up so nothing can get in. I start walking towards the other side of the fence when I notice my uncle and Dicaprio are on the roof. Theres a black bear on the other side of the fence. I run up the and climb to the top of the roof. My uncle says to Leo "see, I told you he would make a B line" Leo hands my uncle some cash. So i'm on the roof.
Thats when I notice all the creepy ass pictures of children on the wall. I'm like wtf. They line the wall, none of the kids look happy. I'm like did some child killer live here before? IS this place haunted? Thats when I fall. All of a sudden all these visions of really cool places dance in my head, like location art to video games. Some places that look like Isengaard or gannon's tower, a metropolis and such. I kinda wake up in my dream, and I'm at a party. All my friends are there. We're sitting on the floor. My friend dale walks in. Will the white guy in the middle move over and give me a spot. Some of them move. I move eventually, and he's like yeah you. I say "your dumb, im not even close to the middle, what you can't do math?" My other friend turns up, "so patter i heard you drew some pictures. that patter you think he's lazy, and sometims his thoughts are all over the place but i think he just needs to takeand then I say with him "some riddelin"
then I wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: EasyCure on February 03, 2011, 10:25:53 PM
I had this weird dream. Leonardo DiCaprio was staying at my house.
That's as far as I got before getting scared of the rest.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on February 09, 2011, 03:22:28 PM
oh thats your sig now...
i had a dream ants built an enormous colony in my closet
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on February 12, 2011, 06:58:32 PM
I just had a fucked up dream. It played out like a trailer for a movie.
A lot of the tones and colors were like 300 and pretty much every damn thing was in slowmo. But anyway...
It started with some golden-masked figure with a hood wallking down an old church or museum with only an oil lamp. Everything is pitch black except for him and the subtle glow of light on the nearby statues' faces.
It cuts to a courtyard that has view of a bedroom. At first you see what appears to be a woman lying peacefully on a bed with velvet red and gold sheets. But as the camera tracks forward, it becomes clear that the woman is lying still on a disheveled bed with gold sheets. A huge blunt wound on her head becomes the source for streams of thick blood flowing gently down to the ground. The door drapes flap open due to a gust of wind. And just before the camera enters the room, the scene cuts.
It cuts to a man running for his life through quiet city streets. The view is from the perspective of the chaser, calm and unmoved by the man's attempts to obstruct the path. The camera changes to inside a nearby church right to the side of the doors. The man bursts in a millisecond later and runs to the front. The camera tracks the shot sideways over pews until the man begins to repent on his knees near the wall at Jesus's feet. His praying is desperate and unheeded. The camera swings around him to his other side. You hear the door slam open. He lifts his hands to be heard, then the scene cuts.
It cuts back to the masked man who has just stopped in a room that appears to be dome like, almost like the shape of a bullet. The camera which at first was overhead, swoops in slowly from the previous corridor and gazes up. You can see the night sky through the window panes high above. The camera continues to move around the masked man to his front, then tracks up to his face where he beings chanting in a deep whisper. An eerie bass is heard. The camera jumps back to the overhead shot and now faint screaming can heard. The man now belches his chant with arms raised. The camera jumps back outside in the corridor and now everything begins to shake. Then the doors slam close.
The scene cuts back to the woman dead on her bed. The camera finally enters the room. It starts to glide over the woman in the fashion that she is going from right to left on your screen. As soon as you reach her head, a marbled hand appears.
The scene cuts to the man with arms open pleading to be heard, with the camera right beside him looking at the left side of his face. He lifts his head up and you can see his tears. Suddenly, a marbled foot crushes his head against the wall. The scene cuts.
Back to the woman and you now see the marbled hand go in her mouth. Like cancer, the woman starts to become marbled as well. You see it transfer to her neck, then the scene cuts.
Back to the masked man. The camera is in front of him in a wide shot as he belches his chant. The nearby statues begin to slightly move.
It cuts back to the woman and the camera tracks her infection to her feet.
Back to the masked man and the statues, unfocused, now walk off their podium.
Back to the woman and now the camera is on her eyes. The cancer quickly turns them to stone. Then she blinks to reveal her eyes are now all black.
Then "ILLUMINATI" shows up in the same writing as "300" while thunder claps and that's it.
Fucking weird.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 15, 2011, 02:53:19 PM
I had like the same dream that I had with Leonardo Dicaprio, only it was Justin Bieber at my house this time, and I was telling him about the Leonardo DiCaprio dream.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on March 15, 2011, 02:56:39 PM
I had like the same dream that I had with Leonardo Dicaprio, only it was Justin Bieber at my house this time, and I was telling him about the Leonardo DiCaprio dream.
This made me lol pretty hard.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 15, 2011, 03:00:51 PM
I was looking for this topic the other day since I had a odd dream.
I was swimming in the ocean and there was this giant shark and it was about to eat me so I cut its jaws off and you would think that would be the end of that but it somehow grew back its jaws on the remaining body and the cut and regeneration kept on happening till I woke up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on March 15, 2011, 03:10:17 PM
I was looking for this topic the other day since I had a odd dream.
I was swimming in the ocean and there was this giant shark and it was about to eat me so I cut its jaws off and you would think that would be the end of that but it somehow grew back its jaws on the remaining body and the cut and regeneration kept on happening till I woke up.
This dream means you are dealing with a frusturating situation where you feel hopeless.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 15, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
I was looking for this topic the other day since I had a odd dream.
I was swimming in the ocean and there was this giant shark and it was about to eat me so I cut its jaws off and you would think that would be the end of that but it somehow grew back its jaws on the remaining body and the cut and regeneration kept on happening till I woke up.
This dream means you are dealing with a frustrating situation where you feel hopeless.
Applauded for the dream interpretation. Thanks ShyGuy.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Morari on March 15, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I had the pear dream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZQiKriReqE) again...
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 21, 2011, 08:07:45 PM
I had a dream I was trying to buy a Spider-man costume, but things kept on getting in my way. So, I never got to try it on and look in the mirror.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 21, 2011, 08:14:28 PM
People around you are stopping you from bringing out your full potential.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on March 21, 2011, 09:07:48 PM
I could be Spider-man? That would be AWESOME
LOL, I'm pretty good at dream analysis so I had figured that much.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stratos on March 22, 2011, 05:09:56 AM
I was visiting someones house and that had a little miniature 'reference' edition of 'Interpreting Dreams for Dummies' displayed on their mantle piece. Kinda odd to have that but it was an interesting read.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on March 22, 2011, 09:42:17 AM
I just had a dream that I wasn't in.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on March 22, 2011, 12:36:25 PM
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 16, 2011, 05:40:17 PM
Anyone have dreams, either back to back or spread out, where you visit the same imaginary place? This place doesn't exist, you've never seen it before, you never drew it or imagined it while awake, but for some reason it is always the exact same in your dreams. I find it so strange that I can right now picture a place with incredible detail that I've never actually seen before. And the thing is, even if my dream doesn't revolve around it, I sometimes refer to it.
It's not my dream house or place, no pun intended. I don't want to live there. It is way to eerie; it has this weird "nice but creepy" quality to it. Still, I've partied there. I've had a blast with friends there. I've brought girlfriends there. I've even kicked back and fished there. But I've also gotten hopelessly lost there. And it was once the setting of a nightmare where a long-lost childhood friend of mine committed suicide.
For that past few days, but for literally throughout a year, I've gone back to this same place.
Anyone else experience something like this?
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on August 16, 2011, 07:50:38 PM
Yeah, I have had experience with something similar, where my dreams take place in "The City" Its not quite like any other city I have ever been to, but I can visit different parts of it and I know where they are in relation to the rest of the City. In my latest dream I even had a map that showed me the locations.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on August 17, 2011, 04:50:26 PM
yeah, theres this weird huge place with cubicle bathrooms i keep ending up in thats connected to a theatre. Its some weird version of my middle school. Which actually is rubble now. Anyhow.
I had this dream I went to Tucson to meet with my friend Brian. I get there and I can't find his apartment, I start going through this set of apartments(which have showed up in other dreams). I go into a few of the wrong apartments, but then I eventually find him. we go to go eat and we decided to take this train to downtown, i dont have the change but my friend covers me. We end up stopping at this high school, and for about 20 minutes we see if anybody will notice we're not high school students. Then we wind up in this store connected to the high school and I think about how spoiled kids are today. I start walking, i talk to a congressman, and at this point I've lost my friend. So i take the bus all the way to the other side of town and I end up in another train station. Apparently Bill Murray is on the train, and i found out my friend got on it. Its a new train and was never ridden before. So it was the maiden voyage. I wait for 15 minutes and my friend arrives, that was pretty much it
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on August 20, 2011, 11:53:23 PM
Just had a dream set in the future with hover cars, pearl white skyscrapers that were taller than clouds, and several vast courtyards and gardens that protruded from every building taller than five stories. I was working for some high powered technological firm with an 'N' as their logo, as the head developer of the future products division.
Everything was pretty mundane despite playing with holographic images and controlling little robots with my mind. For a while, I was at my lab working at my desk that was made out of clear malleable substance. I could shape it and stretch it to hold more things, and even fold it onto itself to create drawers.
I was working on an idea. Like Homer Simpson in his invention dream, I had no idea what it was. Still, I was controlling the tiny adorable man-like robots to do my bidding as I tried to perfect it. But soon I realize that am I late and rush off with whatever it was.
I arrived late to the meeting room. Everyone looked pissed off or disgruntled, despite how glorious this room was. It was a giant transparent vessel that projected out from the building like a thumb. I could see clouds flow by below my feet. To say the least, it was intense.
It didn't become clear to me what I was working on until I had to explain it to others. I began the meeting and threw down what looked like a lump of clay on the table. People around the room started to mumble with confusion and cynicism. I typed in a command on my wrist computer and displayed a hologram of a cute little animal character. It was a penguin with a stupid looking hat and a silly smile, waddling around the table. I then typed in another command and the mud sprang to life, shaping itself to form the penguin and animating itself after every move. People were beginning to become interested. With a smirk, I typed in another command and a hologram of a lion, now extinct, laid on the table. Another click on my wrist and the mud started to multiply, faster and faster, growing into a large puddle. Finally, it shaped itself into the beast, but this time it looked real. People were amazed as they nervously pet it to find that the hair felt as hair should. Others were astonished that they could feel its heart beat. The lion roared and everyone started cheering.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the mechanical cell; a programmable block that can replicate any carbon life-form."
The excitement in the room was at a fevered pitch with everyone discussing the possible applications, but I somehow ended up back in my office, looking at my tiny man-like robots fighting each other. My secretary, a dark black-skinned chick with teal eyes, hair, and lips, appeared on my desk and notified me of a call. It's from my girlfriend. She popped up on my desk, in a star wars kind of way. She was wondering how the meeting went. I told her it went well to say the least. We talked for a bit, and I tell her we need to go celebrate. She'd love to but her plans changed and she won't be in town tonight, but I should still go out and have fun. I replied, 'alright' in genuine disappointment, but the little robots on my desk were dancing. She looked at them, and then tells me not to doing anything too crazy.
Ready to bounce, I put on my ribbed jacket that tightens around my body and closes automatically and say goodbye to my secretary. She rushed from her desk to try and tell me something but I'm already in the all glass elevator, waving. I turned around to see the sky with several stars punching holes through its violet hue. The elevator sped up and I went into free-fall, dropping below the clouds. My ears popped as a cushion of air returns me to my feet. Exiting the elevator, I received a phone call on my wrist with a number I recognize, but hadn't seen in years. That's when I see my ex in the lobby hangup her phone. Wow, I don't know what she was wearing, but it shimmered like scales on a fish, changing color as she walked towards. Needless to say, she looked amazing.
Even though in real life my ex and I are beyond cool, I became extremely agitated upon seeing her and walked out the door. All I heard was "Stogi! Stogi! Please, just let me say one thing!" She followed me to the parking garage. I swiped my card at a kiosk and after a few moments, the road splits to reveal my car as it pops up, hovering in front of me. She catches up to me. An argument ensues at this point. It centered around how hurt I was because she up and left before going on a trip we planned without even a days notice, only to call me from space telling me that she wouldn't be back for two years. I basically bitched her out but she somehow managed to convince me to take me out to dinner. I looked at my car, a sexy black on black lambo-hummer looking thing. 'Open'. The only door opened to my car, lifting the entire side and top to reveal a couch, a table with fruit and on the far wall, a screen. I hop inside and she does as well. "Where to?" The onboard computer asks in basically the same voice the robot from iRobot had. She says "The Manta Ray". I look at her surprised. I had never been there, but I've heard stories. Not many people are able to go to The Manta Ray as it is easily one the most elegant and exclusive restaurant in the city.
We get there and all the walls and ceiling are just one big aquarium. The blue hue of the water enveloped every fabric, every column, and every statue. It was sick. We walked up to the host and he just greets us with a "Right this way." I looked at her as to say 'What are you planning?' and all she did was smile. We sat down in a secluded part of the restaurant where the floor was part of the aquarium. I was surrounded by lush coral reef and giant manta rays. The only guests next to us were some Spanish looking guy in slick looking fedora sitting next to his hot ass wife smoking what looked like an e-cigarette but much more elegant; they pretty much looked like they came from the 1930's. Next to them was some fat Asian dude with three banging models, all bronze in complexion but with different colored hair; one had silver white hair with strands of glow in the dark pink, the other was sun-blonde brown, and lastly, a collage of blue.
The host asks if we would like anything to drink. My ex ordered something called Spirit Wine. After commenting on the choice, he sat down two glasses, and they filled from the bottom up with what looked like water. He served them to us then said the waiter will be right with us and dipped. Skeptical, I took the glass and I reluctantly cheered. As my lips touched the liquid, what was clear started to turn blood red. I took a sip and it was nothing like I had ever tasted before. It was as if dates, coconuts and olives had a baby. It was so good, God must of pissed into this cup. It was relaxing and awakening all at the same time. My senses were more acute and I felt myself becoming mentally sharper. I immediately took another sip turning the liquid red again, and it only intensified. It was fantastic. I downed it, set my glass back down and it filled once again.
I started to prod her with questions. Mainly, "So what the hell?". She explained how it wasn't her choice, she was forced to go. Little by little, my agitation evaporated and all the drama seemed to melt away. She began to tell me stories about her trip, detailing the wonders and adversities of living on Mars for a year. I couldn't help but find it fascinating, considering what I had just invented. We discussed a possible collaboration between our two lines of work, to which we both agreed it could be incredibly advantageous. Then we kinda paused. We filled up our glasses and I cheered her for real this time and told her it was really good to see her. She then sat closer and came on to me, and I let her in for a bit but soon pushed her back. I reminded her of my gf, but that just made her try even harder, but again I pushed her back. Eventually though, I couldn't resist. She began to kiss me and grab me, telling me how much she missed me. I was like "Where the... ****.... is this waiter?" The models across the way were staring, whispering to each other. I just smiled back at them and lifted my glass as she climbed onto my lap. That's when something caught my eye. My ex's necklace, the pendent looked like it was filled with some sort of blue smoke-like liquid. I stared at it, as she gyrated. My vision began to tunnel and blur; all time seemed to slow down, all sounds seemed to echo. Finally, I couldn't help but touch it. She gasped as the liquid turned a blinding white, then she awkwardly loosened up her grip and left for the bathroom.
WTF.
That's when I woke up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on August 21, 2011, 01:01:29 AM
sounds like you had a vivid flash of genius dream! Man I wish you could record dreams...and edit them hehe.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on January 29, 2013, 03:50:26 PM
Had a dream where I woke up from me comfy bed, went to the bathroom, sat down on me toilet seat...and then was strapped in like a theme park ride. My toilet raised up, tilted back and locked me in. I then went through me room, through the country, through the world...kinda naked. I woke up wondering, "Why?...Why on a toilet seat?"
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Ceric on January 29, 2013, 03:52:57 PM
Had a dream where I woke up from me comfy bed, went to the bathroom, sat down on me toilet seat...and then was strapped in like a theme park ride. My toilet raised up, tilted back and locked me in. I then went through me room, through the country, through the world...kinda naked. I woke up wondering, "Why?...Why on a toilet seat?"
Because its always hard to find a good toilet when traveling.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on May 29, 2014, 01:21:04 PM
So I had a dream where I died. I "woke" up in an empty apartment. It was tiny but nice, like those found in Tokyo. It was dark but I could clearly see a group of shadows sliding towards me. At first I was frightened; they were sweeping around me, bellowing a bass octave that vibrated my being. But then I realized I enjoyed it and let it go on for a while until I tried tickling one of the shadows. It gave out a giggle and immediately became human, or human-like. It was a woman, but her skin shimmered like a fish. The other shadows popped into existence and it was clearly more men and women. They started to laugh at me as if it were some prank.
"What's...what's going on?" I said. "You're dead, man." One spoke. "Well either dead or dying." "Wait...I'm dead?" "Yeah. We watched it all. It was pretty. Damn. Funny." They all began to laugh again.
Something told me it was a lie, but I also felt it was the truth. It was confusing. I wanted to ask more questions but these apparitions seemed to be having a celebration. The room that was at first dark began to light up and expand, with more people-things filling it. Little flying worms of light began to swim all around us to an epic disco track. That's when I felt myself being pulled.
"Time to go." One of the women said. "Where?" "You'll see. Here take this cup for the line." "The line...the line for what?" "The line into *burp-squeeker fart*. It's a long wait."
Then one of them handed me a wine glass full of some sort of libation that looked like the sparks of fireworks. The pulling intensified. The room, that at first expanded, became smaller and smaller and it was then that I realized I wasn't being pulled, I was growing larger. I grew as large as a building, then a city, then a planet, then a star....so big that the entire universe was like a snowflake and I stood upon an endless field of them.
In front of me was a city resting on a few immense sleeping sea turtles that burped and farted universes. There were millions upon millions of ghosts or souls or shimmering beings like myself standing in a line, just as confused as I was. I looked at my glass full of sparks and took a sip. It filled me with the essence of a specific time in human history. All the knowledge and emotion of that day came rushing into me. It was spicy with jealousy, sweet with love, and intoxicating with information. This particular vintage was of the renaissance, specifically Leonardo Da Vinci's 25th birthday. I was living it.
I noticed another entrance into the city of *burp-squeeker fart*. The ghosts or souls or apparitions of shimmering skinned beings were jovial as they made their way with ease into the city. And they all had a cup. So I decided to join that line and try to sneak in. I tried to blend in, striking up conversations with fellow beings and clinking glasses whenever we'd laugh. But just as I was about to enter this lion-headed giant stopped me.
"I haven't seen you before." He roared. "It was my first time out of the city." I tried to push past him but he stopped me. "I haven't" he bent down "seen you before." And started to growl. "That's because it was my first time out of the city! Look, if I haven't been here before, how did I get this cup?" He looked at me for a while...Just staring into me. "Good point." He then stood up and moved to let me through, but that's when I woke up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on May 29, 2014, 02:02:17 PM
You almost died in your sleep.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Stogi on May 29, 2014, 02:10:57 PM
Worst ways to go out I guess.
But honestly, that's bullshit. Dying in your dream doesn't mean you die in real life. If anything, it's spiritually enlightening.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Ceric on May 30, 2014, 04:26:31 PM
Can't say my dreams are that interesting. I rarely dream (Max a couple per year if not vastly less) and when I do its in a continuity.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Phil on May 30, 2014, 05:46:27 PM
I seem to dream every night or every other night recently. Crazy stuff like playing Let's Make A Deal on the set of The Golden Girls, with all four ladies picking between a limousine and some other prize I don't remember. It was actually all IN the living room. I felt like I was watching an episode.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on May 31, 2014, 11:46:03 AM
I usually have pretty crazy and intense dreams but I don't have any need to share them with strangers. I might draw on them for inspiration in my writing, movies, music, etc, but really dreams are pretty personal they reveal a lot about you as a person. Dreams are honest, you can't really lie to yourself no matter how hard you might want to believe you can.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on November 25, 2019, 07:58:33 PM
I had a dream that I was working in an arcade and I was playing the submarine game. And like I was playing the game, but it's like when I looked through the submarine games periscope I witnessed a real battleship get torpedoed. So, I end up in jail.
At this point the perspective switched to third person and now the main character of the story is Jason Mamoa as Aquaman. Now that Aquaman is in prison. Aquaman has to join a gang. The only way he can get into this gang is if he passes a test. The test is a bravery test. He has to put his hand in fish tank with a piranha type creature and not flinch. This is a crazy test because it cant be for real. If someone really put their hand in the tank their hand would surely be bitten off. But this is Aquaman and he can control fish. So, he does it no problem. He uses his fish powers to calm the fish. The set in this dream is this dramatic futuristic prison that looks like its out of Chronicles of Riddick. He passes the test and what's weird is there was a crowd of people watching on bleachers that all cheered. It was a weird dream. Really cool looking. I give it an 8/10. The story didn't make sense, but visually it was solid.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ShyGuy on November 27, 2019, 01:01:14 AM
Did I ever share the short story I wrote that combined several of my dreams? https://theinstallation.neocities.org/fiveyeardepression.html
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 20, 2020, 06:11:11 AM
wow this thread is a trip
I had another tiger in the backyard dream like the one in 2010.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: nickmitch on June 22, 2020, 01:57:17 PM
So, you know that dream people have when they're sitting for an exam in a class they've never been to? I used to get that dream a lot. But now, I'm back in school. So, the new dream I keep having is that all my classes are going fine, except this one I haven't been to. And the dream is either in a building like my old highschool or on my old college campus. It usually involves me thinking I could wing it, but then seeing the number of assignments I haven't done or just the regular looking a test and having no idea what's going on. There's parts where I beg for some kind of way to fix it and even one where I try to just drop the class and see if I can get by without it. There was one version where I sat in the class and everyone was just like "who the hell are you?".
Usually the dream starts with me realizing I've been blowing the class off for weeks and then realizing the semester is almost over.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 22, 2020, 08:08:01 PM
I've had that dream many times too. I may have listed one like that earlier in the thread. I've been out of school since 2008. I still have dreams every once in a while where I'm in school and I've just realized I've been not taking a class I was supposed to be in and now I'm fucked.
In real life it actually happened to me too. There was this class I missed the first week of. It was a philosophy class. I was at the college during the time and hanging out in the library. Reading my book for my philosophy class that I thought was a week later. I read the whole book. One of the few classes where I actually read the book. I told the professor what happened. I ended up getting an A in the class because the professor was super cool. It could have been a real **** up too because it was a summer class.
The reverse happened too. There was a class I had that I only attended it every once in a while. I failed that class hard. That was a Greek Art and Architecture class. I ended up taking the class again with a less boring teacher. The first teacher was boring as **** with a thick ass Greek accent. The second teacher was one of the most entertaining teachers.
I also used to work at a call center. That place frustrated me hard and I eventually just stopped going.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Ian Sane on June 23, 2020, 12:29:45 AM
I haven't been to school since 2003 or 04? Can't quite remember. But I still get that exam dream. Mine is never really the exam, it's more of a halfway though the semester thing where I suddenly realize I should have going to class. It's always tied to my job as well, where my employer requires me to take this class and I forgot about it. Some alternate scenarios are that I've been forgetting specifically about a class project I should have been working on (usually more stressful for me than an exam) or the dream implies that I had started going to this class but then forgot over the last few weeks. The key is for me to wake up in a panic before I realize there was no class I was missing. Way back in high school I had a dream about a project and had to confirm with my friends multiple times that it didn't exist.
And the oddest school dream is that I'm going but my teacher is a huge jerk and I end just not taking that. I call him out and tell him off and sometimes get into a physical fight with him. This of course ensures that I fail.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 23, 2020, 01:08:04 AM
I also have these weird dreams where I'm pretending to be a teenager in a high school. I can only assume I get these because I watched Hiding Out as a kid. There's also those weird news stories on tv where this has actually happened.
I would never want to go back to school. When I graduated from University I thought to myself "no more of this ****"
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: nickmitch on June 23, 2020, 04:23:44 PM
Lately, when I wake up from that dream I have to remind myself of which classes I'm taking, that I've been going to all of them, and that it's currently summer, so there's no class right now.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 25, 2020, 06:57:14 PM
Well, there it happened again. I just had a dream I was walking around a college campus looking for my class which happens to be a t-shirt making class. I can't find it. I end up in the wrong class, and it happens to be a patch making/embroidery class ran by Rastafarians. I figure this class looks cool so I sit down and start making patches. Then I wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Ian Sane on June 25, 2020, 07:10:32 PM
Well, there it happened again. I just had a dream I was walking around a college campus looking for my class which happens to be a t-shirt making class. I can't find it. I end up in the wrong class, and it happens to be a patch making/embroidery class ran by Rastafarians. I figure this class looks cool so I sit down and start making patches. Then I wake up.
I'm amused by how it is specifically a t-shirt making class. "Well I guess I could use these skills to sew lots of different clothing." "NO! ONLY T-SHIRTS!! And you need these credits as a prerequisite for the long-sleeve shirt class next semester!"
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: Luigi Dude on June 25, 2020, 08:49:25 PM
I usually have 2 types of school dreams, High School and College.
Most of my College dreams usually take place at the end of the semester and I have a big project I haven't even done yet. That's because I was a huge procrastinator that pretty much always got the big project done literally the day before they were do, usually staying up late to do so.
My High Schools dreams involve me usually having superpowers like flight, super strength and telekinesis. I usually use these powers to show off to my classmates. These dreams also involve me talking to people I haven't seen in over a decade now about current events. Some times it's like time travel where I'm telling them what will happen in the future while other times, it's the current year and we all just so happen to be in High School again.
It's always interesting how the College dreams are usually so realistic and stressful, while the High School dreams are so fantastical and fun. Probably has to do with the fact in High School I had friends that we'd play videogames and watch anime after school, and talk about that kind of stuff while in school. In College I never really made any close friends, so my memories for that are more about the work I did, while High School was more about the fun after school. That would certainly explain the dreams involving them are so different.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on June 26, 2020, 03:50:25 AM
Well, there it happened again. I just had a dream I was walking around a college campus looking for my class which happens to be a t-shirt making class. I can't find it. I end up in the wrong class, and it happens to be a patch making/embroidery class ran by Rastafarians. I figure this class looks cool so I sit down and start making patches. Then I wake up.
I'm amused by how it is specifically a t-shirt making class. "Well I guess I could use these skills to sew lots of different clothing." "NO! ONLY T-SHIRTS!! And you need these credits as a prerequisite for the long-sleeve shirt class next semester!"
It's kind of a dream class to take. I went to art school and I remember there would always be these very specific classes that you never heard of until they weren't offered anymore.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on July 17, 2020, 02:51:50 PM
I'm walking around this retail toy store. At first it kind of seems small like the size of a dollar store. I'm looking on the shelves and I see a bunch of vintage toys like Krang and his robot. I'm looking for something else. I want something very space-invadery like Krang though. I keep walking through the store and I realize I work here . It's a Spirit Halloween. I look around thinking maybe I have a costume in mind. Like Ghostbusters. Then I start wondering if I've been looking at my schedule and I've been missing days of work or not. I start to head to my schedule. But then I see that they put on an instructional video to watch.
The video is weird. It is some old hag masturbating. On the floor. I'm sitting on a chair next to an attractive young female co-worker. We talk about how weird this instructional video is. We're sitting on some sort of bench couch thing. I look to my left in the crack between the wall and I notice a dead rat with maggots crawling over it. I'm repulsed. I look over at the female co-worker and She's like "I know it's pretty gross, but we can't get rid of it ourselves, we have to call the exterminator"
I get up and I start looking around the store. I start to head to the back area when a frog jumps in my hand. I take a look at the frog and it's missing a leg. I head towards the front of the store and it jumps out of my hand. There is a lizard on the floor and another frog. The new frog is attacking the lizard. The old frog has found its leg and is picking it up. This is happening by the feet of some customer.
I turn around and I head back again and there is this couch. Bobby Lee(the comedian) is sitting there with some different attractive girl and he offers her drug needles. She's not into it. I notice a bag of lifesaver candy and I hand it to her and she seems quite pleased. I feel like I made a connection with her.
I head over to the right of the store and I try to look like I'm busy. I move around some fuzzy sweaters and start straightening out shelves and putting things back in their place. My manager comes in and she tells me that some special order prizes have come in the mail for me. She's holding up flier with some cool toys. But then she hands me a baby seal. The seal is really cute, but WTF? I never wanted a baby seal. My manager tells me that we can take it and donate it to the zoo when she gets back from going to the bathroom. I hold the pup like a baby trying to keep it's head comfortable. I rub its neck. It bites my hand a little. But it's ok because it is an adorable baby seal. It does feel kinda heavy though. I put it on the ground and adjust the blanket to keep it comfortable.
Then some rich lady in high heels comes by and steps on it. She's an instagram model type. She's not apologetic. She doesn't care. The baby seal struggles for air having its insides crushed. It dies. I'm horrified. I wake up.
Title: Re: In the dreamtime
Post by: ThePerm on October 10, 2020, 03:28:30 AM
