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Dirty tricks
« on: February 03, 2009, 09:22:34 PM »
Have you ever had someone hold out their left hand in a nice gentle gesture only to quickly slap you with the right hand?

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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 09:25:05 PM »
Yes, i was the one doing the slapping.
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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 09:25:54 PM »
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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 11:20:02 PM »
and I'd SLAP YA AGAIN if I HAD TO!
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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 11:28:16 PM »
I look forward to more verses from the book of Pale.

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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 01:55:19 AM »
The best is pointing past a person then slapping them as soon as they turn.
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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 08:35:16 AM »
The best is pointing past a person then slapping them as soon as they turn.

I like sneaking up on someone and just having my hand (sometimes balled into a fist) next to their face and see how long it takes before they feel something, turn and BAM right in the face.

Also, ever here the joke about the pimp that ends in one of the listeners getting slapped? Thats a good one :)
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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 02:30:20 PM »
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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 03:21:11 AM »
I look forward to more verses from the book of Pale.

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Re: Dirty tricks
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 12:28:36 AM »
one time i stared at my adversary dead in the eyes, i don't know what the hell i was thinking. must have been adrenaline..looking back he'd probably had kicked my ass if i did anything.
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