ooohkay, so there i was, sitting at my computer, and suddenly *gasp* i heard a bell, like one you would find on a cats coller, i didn't think anything of it, untill i heard it again later, i figured ohwell, probably a cat outside, and i went back to my hilariously insane MSN'D conversation. later that night i travelled up the stairs to fetch my loverly watermellon quater i had in the upstairs fridge, and then i see, sitting at the top of the stairs,... a cat
thats right, a cat had broken into my house and was sitting on my stairs, my initial reaction was this, o_O there is a cat... in my house..., i sort of walked away, then came back, and sure enough, i wasn't high, a cat was on my stairs, i went to chase it or pick it up or something, and it bolted under the couch, i went o_O then i chased it outside, end of story, OR IS IT
i went to bed, figuring thats quite odd, a cat broke in, ohwell bed time for me, i wake up AND THE CAT HAD COME BACK! at this stage i was thinking wtf... why does it want to be in MY house so bad... so i chased it out again. anyway, the most frustraiting thing is, it came back in, JUST NOW! what is it's obsession with my house :S i tried to chase it outside, but instead it mashed it's self into the corner next to the fridge, where it proceded to... sit there and ignore me, i threw watermelon at it, no responce, i poked it with an axe, all it did was hiss at me... so finally i have broken down and put down a bowl of milk
that damn cat, now i cant goto sleep for fear of me waking up to find a cat on my bed
so yes, thats my harrowing story of cat burglary.