Author Topic: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game! (Read 9070 times)

Evan_B · « **on:** April 06, 2017, 12:46:17 AM »

Greetings fellow users, and welcome to a game of my own design! Well, unless your name is Hammer Time!. Then you'd better scroll your little bar all the way down to the bottom of this post and past all my warning signs! See, I've been stewing an idea for a low-committal, chance-based, absolute bullshit forum game of my own! Welcome to:

"If [Insert User] reads the first post of this thread, he loses!"
So what are the rules of this game? Well, the first post of the thread will contain a conversation topic of the thread starter's choice, and obviously, the person in the thread title can't read it! But everyone else can, and its their goal to continuously post about that topic and create a conversation among themselves, giving subtle hints, while the person in the thread title attempts to guess just what the subject of that first post actually was! That's right, you might think its a game about trying to screw over Hammer Time!, but if you all post and play poorly, you'll be screwing over yourselves! It's the entirety of NWR versus the user in the title, and we'll see how long- or how dumb- that user is as they attempt to figure out the subject of the thread!

If Hammer Time! is still reading this post, I'm sorry, but you've already lost.

IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!

IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS YOUR SECOND WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!

IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!

The subject of this thread is how many title changes Hammer Time! has gone through as a member on this site. It can be over any amount or specific interval of time.

IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS A REMINDER: SPOILERS ABOVE!

IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS A GENTLE NUDGING: SPOILERS ABOVE!

Okay, that's enough of that nonsense.
Good luck, and may the best user win!

Evan_B · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:48:46 AM »

If your name is Hammer Time! and you're reading this post, congratulations! I'd like to offer some advice. You can check the last thread in this game series in order to read up on the rules, seeing as you won't lose the game for reading the first post of that thread!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:52:11 AM »

My days of commenting before RTFA have finally caught up to me

Evan_B · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:58:25 AM »

I'm sorry, who are you, again?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2017, 02:46:01 PM »

Wait a minute! Hammer Time! was the Va-Va-Voom!?

Evan_B · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2017, 04:39:25 PM »

Who was the Va-Va-Voom?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2017, 07:18:46 PM »

Just a guy who likes Chef Boyardee. I can't tell you the number of times I've wanted some as a way to change up my meal routine.

nickmitch · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2017, 02:46:57 PM »

I HAVE CONFUSION!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2017, 05:34:38 PM »

I don't know why we are even talking about this. I've already made a thread about this very topic before. Why does no one remember the threads I make? Everyone knows they're the best according to me!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2017, 05:39:52 PM »

guy, i can't even remember actual "facts" let alone nonsensical forum threads

Evan_B · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2017, 11:59:38 PM »

Are you implying Khushrenada's threads are nonsensical, Zap?

...you were Zap once, right?

King of Twitch · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2017, 12:11:05 AM »

I'm not anything you don't think I am

pokepal148 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2017, 02:33:01 AM »

Is a rose by any other name just as sweet?

Evan_B · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2017, 02:44:04 PM »

I don't even remember what the original smelled like.

nickmitch · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2017, 08:25:22 PM »

Probably pretty sweet.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2017, 06:31:39 PM »

The problem with this thread is that it will probably be out of date in a week or so and then nobody will know what this is about or who's playing!

Stratos · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2017, 10:09:32 PM »

And in the case of Hammer Time, he could just change his name to get around the rule that Hammer Time cannot read the first post.

Evan_B · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2017, 11:04:17 PM »

It's honestly like waiting for a time-bomb to go off. In fact, I think that would be an appropriate name change. Get on it, pronto.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2017, 04:20:17 AM »

But he's already been Da Bomb! before....

Phil · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2017, 08:48:22 AM »

I like to think each name change is a new personality. If only that were the case...

King of Twitch · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2017, 01:28:52 PM »

Goooooooood m-m-morning! I'll be posting this entire week in character as M-Max Headroom

. This will be the best gimmick seen in the history of tttttttttttttelevision. Except we're not on tele television. vision. So it's not going to be that great. Sorry c c carry on.

Evan_B · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2017, 02:01:50 PM »

Oh great, now he's changing his composition instead of his name.

Mop it up · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2017, 02:48:39 PM »

If we all changed our names to Hammer Time! then we'd all lose.

Stratos · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2017, 03:42:39 PM »

We should all change our name to Super or Khush and confirm Insanolord's suspicious that this is all a big game.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2017, 12:23:40 AM »

Maybe we should change the topic of thread. Then he might get it because we'd be speaking his language....

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Author Topic: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game! (Read 9070 times)