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Offline Khushrenada

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If You're Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your...
« on: March 28, 2022, 11:16:25 AM »
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Re: If You're Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your...
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2022, 05:42:20 PM »
I’ve seen a lot of weird takes on this whole thing.

I used to work retail, and I can’t even remember how many times I’ve wanted to straight up backhand customers. I never did. You can’t just slap your cares away. Or maybe you can? I can’t speak from experience. Perhaps I’ll add this to my bucket list.

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Re: If You're Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your...
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2022, 07:05:57 PM »
I used to work retail, and I can’t even remember how many times I’ve wanted to straight up backhand customers. I never did. You can’t just slap your cares away. Or maybe you can? I can’t speak from experience. Perhaps I’ll add this to my bucket list.
You can't. That's how I got fired from Walgreens way back when.

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Re: If You're Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your...
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2022, 07:52:27 PM »
Oh, c'mon! You know a statement like that warrants a few more details. Can't imply you slapped a customer, got fired and leave it at that. Need to know more of the situation and circumstances to this.
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Re: If You're Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your...
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2022, 11:06:12 PM »
You can slap away your old cares away, but the act of slapping can bring about new ones.
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Re: If You're Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your...
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2022, 11:13:39 PM »
I liked how in old movies you can tell how serious a situation is by the number of slaps. One slap is serious. The double slap like you see in Sergio Leone movies is an escalation.

In one of the Dracula movies that Peter Cushing starred in, there was the heretofore unseen by me triple slap! Dracula was on the loose, a maid was hysterical, Peter as Van Helsing did everything he could to calm her down and then the triple slap! He did it in the speed that most people would do just one. That's when you knew it was a life or death situation!