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Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Game Over.
NWR_insanolord:
I did it! I finally did it! This is the greatest accomplishment of my life! In your face, Khush!
BeautifulShy:
--- Quote from: Khushrenada on January 12, 2022, 09:20:55 PM ---Wait a minute.....
This means that.....
You maniacs!!! What's the Number 1, 2, 7, 11, and 16-33 rules of Safe Words? No winning for Insanolord!!! Aargh you've gone and blown this thing all up!! >:(
I was going to make a joke ending about Jamie Oliver having now lost all his studios, property and home would have to make his next cooking show about homeless eats like coffee grinds and mousetrap cheese but what's the point? There's no victory here. No one has won in this game of Safe Words! :( This is the chef you've allowed to win:
WHAT KIND OF COOKERY IS THAT!?! WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT?!?! >:( >:(
I DECLARE THIS GAME NULL AND VOID. I HAVE HOST'S PRIVILAGE!! AFTER HOSTING 7 GAMES, THE HOST CAN CALL A REDO ON ONE!!! I DECLARE A REDO!!! I MOVE THAT INSANOLORD BE BANNED FROM PLAYING THESE GAMES FOR TRYING TO MEDDLE WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE!!!
AND YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO SEE HIM WIN?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL!!!! HE'S A NINCOMPOOP!! A COMPLETE IDIOT!!!
WAIT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! WHO ARE THESE MEN IN WHITECOATS?! WHY ARE YOU RESTRAINING ME??! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING ME....
(Obviously replace Clouseau with Insanolord but you get the drift)
That means that Insanolord is the Winner of Safe Words 18. Congratulations.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY
Khushrenada:
That's it. Safe Words is over. You all ruined it. There are no scores to tally. If there were, they might look something like this:
As mentioned in previous Safe Word games, the players are all ranked by the F-Zero GX racing point system based on their position. Based on how the contestants finished in this game of Safe Words 17, these were the points handed out to them for the game:
1. NWR_Insanolord - 100 points
2. TOPHATANT123 - 93 points
3. BeautifulShy - 87 points
4. Mop it up - 81 points
5. MASB - 76 points
6. LuigiDude - 71 points
7. Mr. Bungle - 66 points
8. Order.RSS - 62 points
9. Stratos - 58 points
10. ShyGuy - 54 points
11. nickmitch - 50 points
Host: Khushrenada - 70 points
As previously announced, Season 3 of Safe Words will encompass Safe Words 16, 17, and 18. So, when we combine the totals of last game with this game then here is the current leaderboard for Safe Words Season 3:
Season 3
1. TOPHATANT123 - 273 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
2. NWR_insanolord - 259 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
3. MASB - 257 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
4. Mr. Bungle - 253 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
5. BeautifulShy - 239 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
6. Order.RSS - 208 points (2 games played, 1 game hosted)
7. Khushrenada - 202 points (1 game played, 2 games hosted)
8. Mop it up - 194 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
9. Stratos - 187 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
10. nickmitch - 170 points (3 games played, 0 games hosted)
11. Luigi Dude - 121 points (2 games played, 0 games hosted)
12. pokepal148 - 76 points (1 game played, 0 games hosted)
13. lolmonada - 54 points (1 game played, 0 games hosted)
13. ShyGuy - 54 points (1 game played, 0 games hosted)
But none of that matters because this game doesn't count and is going to be deleted from the forums so as to keep them from being tainted forever by this result. I'm banning Order.RSS for his role in picking a rotation and word choices that benefited Insanolord and everyone else is getting big warnings for not doing their part in making sure Insanolord selected a bomb word.
This has been a clear wake-up call for me and everyone else here. We are never playing Safe Words again. (Can you imagine if Insanolord became the first back-to-back Safe Words winner? [insert puke emoji x1000]) I'm definitely never hosting another game of Safe Words again either. No one way I'm putting in that type of work for that kind of result. We should have quit when we were ahead.
Khushrenada:
As a final bit of wrapping up for this game, here is the message I sent Order.RSS once he won the prep round:
--- Quote from: Khushrenada on December 16, 2021, 10:43:26 AM ---As the winner of the prep round, you now get to do... some work! ;D .... >:(
There are two things you get to decide. The first thing is which phrases you want the choices for this game to be. This is the list I have:
Ok, first things first…
Let’s whazz it up!
All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
Look at the colors!
Just clank it up any old way
You know that makes sense
Happy days
And just whack it up the jacksy
Not trying to be chef-y here
We want those crispy bits
Oh ho ho ho! Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
We’ll just add a lovely bit of yogurt
People will go mad for that
It will just be blippin’ away
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
These ingredients are best mates
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
Give it a little shakey-shake
Job’s a good’un
That will give it a pong
Oh, my lord!
That's 22 phrases but we only have 11 players. So, half that list has to go. Select the 11 phrases you want to have used in the game. (And if you have an addition or two you'd like to make then you can also make that part of your selection of 11.) Send me the final list. As you may be able to tell, the reason this game is another Jamie Oliver cooking show is because I'm trying to use a bunch of phrases and things he's said over and over in his past shows.
The second task that is assigned to you is deciding the order of players for the game. That includes where you will be positioned. Here is the list of players based on the sign-ups:
Order.RSS
NWR_insanolord
TOPHATANT123
BeautifulShy
nickmitch
Stratos
AJBungle
MASB
ShyGuy
Mop it up
Luigi Dude
Will being able to select the player rotation give you the advantage for getting a Safe Words win? It's a new experiment to find out. Along with the phrases, I'll need the player rotation list from you and then the proper game can commence.
--- End quote ---
That was what he got to decide from.
Only one player decided to take me up on the suggestion of telling me what they would do in Insanolord's place for the final bomb word and that was Mop it up. She would have selected "And just whack it up the jacksy" so I guess she's right about not being good at those 50/50 choices. Whack it up the jacksy was only selected three times through the whole game yet it ended up being the ultimate Safe Word phrase for the whole game.
TOPHATANT123 is the ultimate winner of Safe Words Season 3! Congratulations to him. Out of a possible 300 points, he took 273. Wow! Heck of a tally. Just left 27 points on the table. Insanolord made up ground and was not too far behind at 259 thanks to the second place finish last game and first place finish this game. Good thing Season 3 was only 3 games long or he may have even been able to overtake the lead and become a Season Champion. An even greater disaster averted!
Alright. Glad to finally finish doing this game. It suddenly got really tough to host over the past few days with things in my life and the attention the endgame needs. Now it's one less thing on my mind. What's that...? I have to host a Mafia game soon..... oh my god.... [insert Link-holding-head-in-pain emoji]
TOPHATANT123:
Thanks Khushrenada for putting on another great game, the theme really shined this time around.
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