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« Reply #100 on: March 12, 2015, 02:35:07 PM »
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« Reply #101 on: April 15, 2015, 01:35:02 AM »
An in-depth follow up to the classic "sitzpinkler" story (seriously, this one goes into Europe, history, Islam, and the Victorian era: http://www.vice.com/read/how-pissing-siting-down-become-a-thing-for-men-456
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« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2015, 11:00:38 PM »
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« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2015, 01:59:48 AM »
Wasn't sure where I should post this so I guess I'll dump it here...

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« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2016, 01:34:45 PM »
That time they used the Thames River for a toitey
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2015/07/great-stink-1858/
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« Reply #107 on: December 27, 2016, 05:02:41 PM »
China plans 'toilet revolution' to boost tourism

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-economy-tourism-idUSKBN14G0BN
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« Reply #108 on: January 27, 2017, 01:05:02 PM »
Omg Hasbro. What is wrong with you. This is the worst take on the pieface game imaginable:
https://twitter.com/HasbroNews/status/824746937584848896
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« Reply #109 on: January 27, 2017, 04:46:11 PM »
Hasbro has been keeping up with current affairs.



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« Reply #110 on: February 17, 2017, 07:03:30 PM »


haven't watched yet but i bet it's good
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« Reply #111 on: February 19, 2017, 02:42:44 AM »
Its an hour long. I'll save it for my next visit to the porcelain throne.
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« Reply #112 on: February 19, 2017, 02:45:29 AM »
Great! Then afterwards, you may want to consult your doctor about your hour long bathroom sessions. You don't have to suffer in silence, my friend. Well, at least the silence in between all the grunting I'm assuming you have to make during that time. Assuming. How do I do it?
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« Reply #113 on: February 20, 2017, 01:58:24 AM »
Great! Then afterwards, you may want to consult your doctor about your hour long bathroom sessions. You don't have to suffer in silence, my friend. Well, at least the silence in between all the grunting I'm assuming you have to make during that time. Assuming. How do I do it?

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« Reply #114 on: February 20, 2017, 02:41:05 AM »
Great! Then afterwards, you may want to consult your doctor about your hour long bathroom sessions. You don't have to suffer in silence, my friend. Well, at least the silence in between all the grunting I'm assuming you have to make during that time. Assuming. How do I do it?


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« Reply #115 on: February 20, 2017, 03:14:25 AM »
My brother has that problem, but he doesn't go to a treatment center with a catchy jingle. He goes to one where the jingle is, "Boom. Boom. Your butt hurts. Boom. Boom. Tough."

Doesn't really have a good melody, nor is it very inviting.
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« Reply #116 on: February 20, 2017, 02:16:22 PM »
Maybe it needs a second verse. That's what I always say. I always tell people, "If your hemorrhoid treatment center jingle doesn't tingle, give it a second push." You can quote me on that if you want.
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« Reply #117 on: February 20, 2017, 08:08:54 PM »
This is sound advice. Do you want to be included in the citation?
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« Reply #118 on: February 20, 2017, 11:27:18 PM »
no way. im not on this forum for the fame.
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« Reply #119 on: February 22, 2017, 01:22:30 AM »
Thanks to all my hard work on this thread (and Mark Zuckerburg's creepiness), this little gem showed up in my facebook feed:


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« Reply #120 on: February 22, 2017, 03:13:40 AM »
Maybe it needs a second verse. That's what I always say. I always tell people, "If your hemorrhoid treatment center jingle doesn't tingle, give it a second push." You can quote me on that if you want.

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« Reply #121 on: February 23, 2017, 09:57:20 PM »
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« Reply #122 on: February 28, 2017, 06:08:20 PM »
Coming back from a trip to HongKong and the toilets are pretty harsh most the time with one or two being unusable. Cost to build the said toilets have little baring on quality. Access is also an issue. It use to be a lot worse as you has to beg/but access to one.

There are some horror ones where you just don't know how this happened.

Seoul incheon international is quite good if not a little busy.
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« Reply #123 on: March 04, 2017, 12:30:39 AM »
Thanks Oohhboy it's always good to hear toilet roundups from all across the globe. I wonder if a travel book has already been written on this subject. :confused;

If not, "Turds in Space" has a good ring to it:

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During Apollo 10, when Tom Stafford, Gene Cernan, and John Young orbited the Moon, it seems a few "turds" may have eluded containment. Alan Boyle uncovered the smelly situation whilst reviewing the declassified mission logs, and brought it to light over at NBC's Cosmic Log:

"Give me a napkin, quick," Stafford says. "There's a turd floating through the air."

"I didn't do it," Young says. "It ain't one of mine."

http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2017/03/03/why_space_travel_can_be_absolutely_disgusting.html
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« Reply #124 on: March 04, 2017, 01:55:38 AM »
Anything you want to tell us, Gene?
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