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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #75 on: October 10, 2013, 04:54:36 PM »
I wonder if Lucario's **** is blue?
only if they have severe medical conditions (either physical or mental) ;)

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #76 on: October 17, 2013, 11:55:12 PM »
Just when you think it can't get any worse. I'm sorry folks, I just don't know what to say anymore:

Toilet cafes, apparently a fad in Taiwan, are about to arrive in California.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2013, 12:47:48 AM »
I can't wait for that fad to **** the bed.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2013, 08:55:28 AM »
I don't want to eat a meal in a room where other people may be taking a ****.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #79 on: October 18, 2013, 12:15:57 PM »
I was going to say, can't wait till the restaurant is packed and some jack ass decides to BLOW UP the whole restaurant by take a monster dump at his seat while continuing to eat.

The toilet seats should not go up and instead should just serve as cushions. The lid should still go up to serve as a back rest.

But if someone stands up to wipe their ass (which I didn't see any toilet paper at the tables) while everyone else is eating (and I hope that was just a joke by the owner), then consider this place done.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2013, 10:19:03 PM »
Warning: science facts ahead!

Giant prehistoric toilet unearthed: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25126333

The Physics of Peeing, and How to Avoid Splash-Back: http://www.livescience.com/41107-physics-of-peeing-and-splash-back.html
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #82 on: December 04, 2013, 10:10:25 PM »
No fat chicks!
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2014, 01:12:46 PM »
http://gma.yahoo.com/toilet-unclogger-could-greatest-plumbing-invention-since-plunger-203402236--abc-news-house-and-home.html

Some sort of plastic sealing screen that goes over the toilet to... I think I'd rather stick with a plunger, but thanks anyways South Korea.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #84 on: June 11, 2014, 01:22:06 PM »
I guess I should have put this story in here from the start....


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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2014, 01:47:41 PM »
What an interesting idea for discussion...

I was going to say, can't wait till the restaurant is packed and some jack ass decides to BLOW UP the whole restaurant by take a monster dump at his seat while continuing to eat.

The toilet seats should not go up and instead should just serve as cushions. The lid should still go up to serve as a back rest.

But if someone stands up to wipe their ass (which I didn't see any toilet paper at the tables) while everyone else is eating (and I hope that was just a joke by the owner), then consider this place done.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #86 on: October 29, 2014, 02:29:39 PM »
23 Places You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die

http://news.distractify.com/megan-mccormick/17-places-you-absolutely-must-poop-before-you-die/?v=1

Some of these are to die for, but the others are just gross.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #87 on: October 29, 2014, 07:39:13 PM »
I didn't click the link, but you say 23, the link says 17... who to believe!!?

I'll read this on the toilet later.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #88 on: October 29, 2014, 11:06:32 PM »
That list is incomplete unless it includes my wife's chest.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #89 on: October 30, 2014, 04:16:53 PM »
omg brandogg.
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« Reply #90 on: October 30, 2014, 04:49:26 PM »
That list is incomplete unless it includes my wife's chest.

OMG, I was going to add that to my original response. But I wasn't sure if you were cool with me calling out your wife like that.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2015, 01:13:46 PM »
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #92 on: January 23, 2015, 01:18:39 PM »
Welp....need to forward this to at least a couple people.


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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #93 on: January 23, 2015, 01:29:52 PM »
My wife was watching Black-ish and they explained the Universal Urinal Code.  My wife thought it was just a joke.  I had to tell her that no.  That's actually a thing.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #94 on: January 23, 2015, 04:18:08 PM »
and how did they explain this "universal urinal code"?

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #95 on: January 23, 2015, 04:20:37 PM »
You know it. We all know it. If there's an abundance empty urinals, don't piss right next to the dude using one.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #96 on: January 23, 2015, 04:28:29 PM »
You know it. We all know it. If there's an abundance empty urinals, don't piss right next to the dude using one.

It's amazing how some guys either still don't know it or just ignorantly break that code. What makes them want to pee next to somebody? Are they that desperate for human interaction and contact?
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« Reply #97 on: January 23, 2015, 05:44:16 PM »
You know it. We all know it. If there's an abundance empty urinals, don't piss right next to the dude using one.

It's amazing how some guys either still don't know it or just ignorantly break that code. What makes them want to pee next to somebody? Are they that desperate for human interaction and contact?

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #98 on: January 23, 2015, 08:40:10 PM »
It goes deeper than that. For example if you wal into the bathroom from the left and there are 5 urinals, but 3 are in use, like this (how they should be, where X represents a urinal being used and U represents an open urinal):
X U X U X
then the proper urimal to use is always the one closest to the door, so it would be like this:
X X X U X
otherwise you are a total creep.
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