Author Topic: Stogi's Riddles (Read 66858 times)

Stogi · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2011, 07:18:37 PM »

This one is incredibly easy.

A man is talking to a girl at a bar and noticed that her drink has two different shades of lipstick on it. He immediately walks away. Why?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2011, 07:29:57 PM »

Obviously the hygiene of the bar environment is suspect.

Stogi · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2011, 07:32:03 PM »

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #28 on:** March 07, 2011, 07:52:30 PM »

She was the second girl s'ing that d.

bustin98 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:24:19 PM »

She's a lush and just picked up the first unclaimed glass she walked by.

That's not dirty enough, is it?

Two girls, one cup

EasyCure · « **Reply #30 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:11:42 AM »

Quote from: bustin98 on March 07, 2011, 09:24:19 PM

She's a lush and just picked up the first unclaimed glass she walked by.

That's not dirty enough, is it?

Two girls, one cup

i smell a DING DING DING weiner

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:22:39 AM »

I like the 2 girls 1 cup answer, but I need one of my own, so....

A: Because neither of the 2 shades on the cup matched the shade she was wearing.

Stogi · « **Reply #32 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:06:47 AM »

Yup yup. Bustin got it, but BnM I like the creativity. You'll get a point as well.

Told ya that one was easy

BTW if you hadn't noticed, I've been making these up as I go along. That's enough for today. Tomorrow I'll come back with somethin' new.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 08, 2011, 10:22:21 PM »

~~bump~~ nudge

bustin98 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 08, 2011, 11:57:25 PM »

He said tomorrow, mister impatient man...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:17:38 AM »

Yeah, but he said that yesterday. It is tomorrow.

Stogi · « **Reply #36 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:20:52 AM »

Yeah, I've been a bit distracted. I'll bump with a riddle soon enough.

EasyCure · « **Reply #37 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:10:04 PM »

I have an interim riddle while we wait;

Whats big, brown, constantly has some green, and always really high?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:13:08 PM »

I was gonna say me, but I haven't been high in years.

EasyCure · « **Reply #39 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:22:38 PM »

ehh, there's a more obvious answer to this..

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:30:22 PM »

But why would I want to state the obvious? Where is the fun in that?

EasyCure · « **Reply #41 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:32:25 PM »

because it's purposely not as obvious as I'm leading one to believe

Stogi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:40:30 PM »

I was going to guess myself as well.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:30:51 PM »

you were what I thought was the obvious answer, so I tried not to go with that.

EasyCure · « **Reply #44 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:32:25 PM »

Redwoods. I assumed more people would guess Stogi..

Perhaps they didn't voice their opinion.

ThePerm · « **Reply #45 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:33:07 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on March 09, 2011, 08:10:04 PM

I have an interim riddle while we wait;

Whats big, brown, constantly has some green, and always really high?

Easycure

EasyCure · « **Reply #46 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:34:26 PM »

hehe.. maybe

Stogi · « **Reply #47 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:41:04 PM »

I was gonna guess a tree, but I fit the answer better.

NEW RIDDLE

A man walking looks down and finds a little box. He immediately knows who to give it to? How?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:23:01 AM »

His girl friend, because his dick was in it.

Stogi · « **Reply #49 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:39:38 AM »

Yeah that one was a simple play on words.

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