Author Topic: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station (Read 13454 times)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2010, 01:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Kytim89 on December 24, 2010, 01:03:30 AM

Quote from: ThePerm on December 24, 2010, 12:33:42 AM
update

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/legendary-chupacabra-found-in-kentucky/6i1f6uw?q=Chupacabra&rel=msn&from=en-us_msntod&form=msnhed&gt1=42007

Louisville?

I actually had a giant Possum walk across my front lawn last summer. I could actually hear him outside at night climbing the tree outside my bed room window and making all kinds of strange noises.

How large was this possum? If he was drunk at Taco Bell, could you take him in a fight?

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2010, 03:57:40 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on December 24, 2010, 01:11:25 AM

Quote from: Brandogg on December 23, 2010, 11:31:27 PM
Jesus Christ, I throw myself out there (and try to derail this thread), and I get nothing.

How many times did you expect to come out to us?
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=32881.msg646466#msg646466

We've already accepted you for who you are and you can now even join the military. What more do you want?

I want your sex.

nickmitch · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:52:26 PM »

Gotta liquor him up first.

Crimm · « **Reply #28 on:** December 26, 2010, 11:19:45 PM »

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #29 on:** December 27, 2010, 12:28:25 AM »

Quote from: Crimm on December 26, 2010, 11:19:45 PM

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?!

bustin98 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 27, 2010, 01:17:09 PM »

What do YOU mean 'what do you mean'??

Let's sing the theme song to the Jeffersons...

Stratos · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2011, 04:51:01 AM »

Best new thread of the year.

Mop it up · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2011, 09:29:05 PM »

Of all the threads created in 2010, you really think this is the best?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2011, 09:45:20 PM »

I want more amusing anecdotes from forum member's real life in 2011. Mop it up, you are next.

Stratos · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2011, 04:49:16 AM »

I think I figured out Kytim's obsession with Rare games on Nintendo consoles. Kytim is the son of Nintendo and Rareware and he is still upset by their divorce. Like any kid it is understandable that he can't imagine his mother with another man (Microsoft) and dreams of his parents reuniting (via the Virtual Console). Nintendo's inability to keep steady 2nd and 3rd party 'partners' in recent years (Silicone Knights, Factor 5, etc.) means that Kytim has been missing that all-important 'mother figure' in his gaming life.

Maybe things would have been better if Nintendo and Rareware had gone to marriage counseling.

bustin98 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2011, 03:39:32 PM »

And here I thought I was envious of Rare's penis. Turns out it wasn't even a penis. Now I just want a look at Rare's tits.

BTW, Nintendo and Rare have been seen having an affair on the handheld platforms...

Crimm · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2011, 05:07:18 PM »

Quote from: bustin98 on January 10, 2011, 03:39:32 PM

And here I thought I was envious of Rare's penis. Turns out it wasn't even a penis. Now I just want a look at Rare's tits.

BTW, Nintendo and Rare have been seen having an affair on the handheld platforms...

$:-\$

Stratos · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2011, 05:45:05 PM »

Quote from: bustin98 on January 10, 2011, 03:39:32 PM

And here I thought I was envious of Rare's penis. Turns out it wasn't even a penis. Now I just want a look at Rare's tits.

BTW, Nintendo and Rare have been seen having an affair on the handheld platforms...

I didn't know a DS could support enough weight for two full grown people. I wonder which model...

Kytim89 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2011, 09:41:32 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on January 10, 2011, 04:49:16 AM

I think I figured out Kytim's obsession with Rare games on Nintendo consoles. Kytim is the son of Nintendo and Rareware and he is still upset by their divorce. Like any kid it is understandable that he can't imagine his mother with another man (Microsoft) and dreams of his parents reuniting (via the Virtual Console). Nintendo's inability to keep steady 2nd and 3rd party 'partners' in recent years (Silicone Knights, Factor 5, etc.) means that Kytim has been missing that all-important 'mother figure' in his gaming life.

Maybe things would have been better if Nintendo and Rareware had gone to marriage counseling.

My drunken step-father has created a lot of hatred and resentment in my mind.

I am thinking about creating a shrine for both Nintendo and Rare that have all their good games of the ninties and early 2000s.

Stratos · « **Reply #39 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:14:05 AM »

Please don't post your childhood family album

Mop it up · « **Reply #40 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:24:16 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on January 09, 2011, 09:45:20 PM

I want more amusing anecdotes from forum member's real life in 2011. Mop it up, you are next.

If I had an amusing life, I'd have anecdotes to share. I don't think you'd find people who point to eBay auctions as the price they want to pay or a cat that piles up candy canes to be amusing anecdotes.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #41 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:26:07 PM »

Candy Cane Cat? Tell us more.

Peachylala · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2011, 08:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on January 10, 2011, 05:45:05 PM

Quote from: bustin98 on January 10, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
And here I thought I was envious of Rare's penis. Turns out it wasn't even a penis. Now I just want a look at Rare's tits.

BTW, Nintendo and Rare have been seen having an affair on the handheld platforms...

I didn't know a DS could support enough weight for two full grown people. I wonder which model...

DSPhat, but the condoms usually break.

bustin98 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 19, 2011, 12:44:17 AM »

Once you go phat you don't go back

Stratos · « **Reply #44 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:34:36 AM »

Quote from: Peachylala on January 18, 2011, 08:40:05 PM

Quote from: Stratos on January 10, 2011, 05:45:05 PM
Quote from: bustin98 on January 10, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
And here I thought I was envious of Rare's penis. Turns out it wasn't even a penis. Now I just want a look at Rare's tits.

BTW, Nintendo and Rare have been seen having an affair on the handheld platforms...

I didn't know a DS could support enough weight for two full grown people. I wonder which model...
DSPhat, but the condoms usually break.

So that's why new DS versions keep popping up.

Wah · « **Reply #45 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:56:06 PM »

Once a saw a dingo it nearly ate my baby...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #46 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:08:15 PM »

Huh. Unfortunately, my baby ate a dingo. I just can't get rid of that kid no matter what I do.

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Author Topic: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station (Read 13454 times)