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Malon: What are you afraid of? Their already dead.
Ruto: Yes, but who or what killed them?
Malon: I don't know, these are the right direction to hawtness pageant aren't they?
Ruto: Of course, it's supposed to be at the end of the haunted well in the grave yard.
Malon: But, don't you think this is an odd place for a Hawtness pageant after all. Who gave you these directions anyway?
Ruto: Khushrenada of course....
Ruto: :'( I think we're lost.....
Malon: Great....

*~Else where~*

Miyamoto: My Malon sense is tingling! The rest of the contestant: start the game without me.
*Puts on a green tunic and rides off into the sunset*
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Khushrenada, after bribing every last judge and pageant official was on his way to winning the title of Ms HAWTNESS 2009 but, he was stopped in his tracks when Vudu stunned everyone by taking off her bikini. With everyone in a daze, Vude strangle Khushrenada to death reviling him to be the Pimp of pimps and a cross dresser.............. and a filthy perv. Vude win! game over. Pics of Vudu stripping in your local news paper on pages 1, 2, 3, 9, 12-35, 38.

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NO uncool moderators or admins ALLOWED!
Everyone must pick their favorite HAWTNESS character to play as
No Furry, elderly, or pregnant women are allow to compete in the pageant. (Sorry peach)


Crazy girl with a gun

The name says it all and she will do anything to win, even murder! She can kill anyone in her way once every night.

The (Corrupt) pageant official

Hey, doesn't she look familiar? The official is hiding herself among the other contestant and is out to win the game. She will use her power to kick out anyone who she believe is cheating, with Pageant inspector approval nightly, or just anyone that is hawter than her (once every other night to avoid being caught). If she uses her power for evil one night and the next night the Pageant inspector find a cheater, she can not take action that day and must wait.

Pageant inspector

Follows anyone around for a whole day and see what they're up to and what they did with their night actions. If she finds anything she can forward her report to the (Corrupt) official or lie to him if she believes the official is corrupt. Also she can instantly kick out the cross dresser if he is found.

Cross dresser

He a dude that dresses up like a girl. Any one of the member of the game can be this role, regardless if they already have another role or not. What dose this role do you ask? *It a secret to everybody!*


Can force anyone to use there role on whoever else she so chooses.

The Rapist

Will rape anyone till they talk, and tell her every thing they have done so far in the game as well as their role.


She enjoys a good laugh and each day while no one is looking, she will pull a prank on someone that will cause them to be unable to talk, post, or use a role for the length of one day following the prank.

If that wasn't enough, two evil groups have hidden them self among the contestants and judges: The mafia and the pimps.

Godmother - Judge

Evil and out for the prize, she commands a group of mafioso to win the game. She can kidnap anyone once a night as long as the mafia still alive. She and her mafia win if they have kill the Pimp of Pimps Judge and the mafia needs to have the majority. If the mafia is completely wiped out the hostages are freed granted that they haven't starved to death after three days.

Pimp of pimps - Judge

Where my money Khushrenada! The pimps are hunting for talent, not to mention the prize money, and will capture one poor girl each night and force her into prostitution. To win they need to have the majority of the contestants and kill the godmother judge. If the pimps get wiped out all the poor girl forced into prostitution are freed and can compete again* Granted that nothing has happen to them while being soiled.

Note: The Pimps and Mafia can still win if their Judges are killed. But they should avoid it...


stevey - King of HAWTNESS: Miyamoto
EasyCure-Bad Girl
Maxi - Taki :Twice kidnapped
Spak-Spang-sexy female Rescue Raptor...girl: Twice kidnapped
Pale: being raped Raped!


nickmitch- ZSS : arrowed to death : Godmother Judge
Gylldas-Ivy:Died in the shower: Pimp #1
Stogi : Hench-girl #2 and the new godmother: Shot to death
RABicle-Mai Shiranui: Dead :Prankster
insanolord-cheerleader:Townie: eaten to death
oohhboy-Lacus: seducer: Gone mad with power
Dasmos - Birdo: pimp #2
Khushrenada-Khushrenada:The (Corrupt) pageant official : kidnapped and starved to death
DAaaMan64: Godmother #3 :Shot to death
Plugabugz: townie: shot dead
vudu-baby Peach: pimp of pimps:pedonapped: voted

TheNorthSea-Cynthia: townie

Remaining roles
Pageant inspector
Crazy girl with a gun
The Rapist
Cross dresser

Players Alive: 6
Player on the borderline: 1
Dead 11

Total count 18

Word is there a huge Nintendo key developers conference about to start. The press is checking in at 5:30 p.m (PST), will start at 6:00pm, and end at 7:30 p.m.(PST)

I doubt they can talk about wii music and sport 2 for over an hour so anyone want to guess who Nintendo regards as their KEY developers (EAD, Retro, Sega) and what game they're bring...

PS Sakurai is rumor to be there too :(

Live updates here and here

Nintendo Gaming / What kind of brawl player are you?
« on: April 23, 2008, 08:07:51 PM »

So how much thought do you put into brawl.

« on: March 31, 2008, 08:05:01 PM »
Click now! >>>>


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We are pleased to announce that one of 27 games to make use of the Wii Want More service at its launch will be none other than our very own best selling Super Smash Bros.® Brawl! Starting May 13, 2008, players will be able to add four undisclosed new characters and two new stages to the already large roster included in the stand-alone game for only 10.00 USD. Our customers will be even more pleased to discover that this particular package will be offered completely free of charge for the first month after the launch of Wii Want More. A better deal has never been offered by any company in the Video Game industry.

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Nintendo Gaming / Snapshot Thread
« on: March 25, 2008, 05:24:35 PM »
Samus, :heart; Space Bunny Girl Angle! :heart;

Wow space rabbit sure do have HUG------

SAVE ME! She a monster!

How dare you call me a rabbit!

Nintendo Gaming / Sonic Unleashed!
« on: March 23, 2008, 02:27:28 PM »
SEGA is launching SONIC UNLEASHED with a HUGE production budget and it seems not only SONIC TEAM is involved but a very huge part of SEGA’s developer teams including those from Japan, the US and, apparently for the first time, even Europe. There seems to be one clear mission: Rebuild the Sonic brand and prove it could work in 3D environments.


Anyone else hopeful that it will be good?

    • No new gimmick sonic character

      • Sonic turn into a werewolf
      • Multiplatform

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You wont get away with this bounty hunter/Shyguy!

Nintendo Gaming / New Sakurai interviews!
« on: February 23, 2008, 05:17:53 AM »
Interview 1

Mr. Iwata would track you down if you tried to make a game for a non-Nintendo system?

Masahiro Sakurai: the possibility exists

Really, Sora is at its core just two people.

There goes any chance of a Sakurai-less Smash

IGN: Brawl seems like the perfect game to introduce a Wii headset for voice chat. Why have you avoided this?

Masahiro Sakurai: Well, when I first started making Smash Bros. Brawl, I thought it would be wonderful if online battles between friends had voice chat and potentially keyboard based chat as well. But there are all sorts of rules and regulations regarding communication on the Wii platform and so it was apparent to me that it just wouldn't come together, we weren't going to be able to do it, so we decided to cancel that feature. I'm very sorry about that.

I wonder what rules stop it, there are already FC to keep out the potty mouths and pedos??

IGN: Have you received interest from other third parties who would very much like to have their characters included in Smash Bros. Brawl?

Masahiro Sakurai: Nope. No other ones.

Bye bye Nintendo hate/punishing Capcom rumors

IGN: We have to ask because there are so many rumors about this. Are there any hidden characters to come? Can you unlock more hidden fighters by way of WiiConnect24 or will you offer new downloadable content -- new fighters, for example. -- using the service?

Masahiro Sakurai: No. There are no characters that can be unlocked via connecting to WiiConnect24 or interacting in that fashion.


Interview 2

Sakurai talked about the movement and motion of the various characters. He said that thinking of character moves for the game was so easy, there was virtually no limit or hindrance to coming up with a vast supply, and most moves wound up being things that he himself wanted to see in the game.

Anger rising :@

the final roster was finalised at the very beginning of development, with Sonic the lone exception, added in 2007. The initial plan was over-sized; they aimed high and created as much as they could. So what you see in the final game is some fraction of the overall planned roster

Sakurai !!! :ph:

Nintendo Switch Online Lounge Service / WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
« on: February 21, 2008, 05:51:34 AM »
The Moon has turned bloody Red!
Clearly, the Reggie god is angry over the locking of the HAWTNESS thread and is about to smite us all!!!! :reggie: Run for your lives!

Nintendo Switch Online Lounge Service / This is an outrage!!!
« on: February 14, 2008, 01:57:44 AM »

General Chat / It is my 18th birthday! Party Time!
« on: February 06, 2008, 10:53:07 AM »
Yay! I now I'm old enough to...

Go to E3
Own weapon & firearms legally
Drop out of school
Pay taxes
Get drafted-Jury duty
Go to jail for Vendettas, theft, stocking, and dating <17 year olds

Crap, turning 18 suck    

Nintendo Gaming / The game has been leak! Prepare for spoilers!
« on: January 21, 2008, 05:08:34 PM »



OK maybe not yet, but there needs too be a spoiler thread anyway=p  

Nintendo Gaming / Bring on the wii homebrew and hacks!
« on: December 28, 2007, 08:37:27 AM »

World worst father EVER

How could he do that to his son just for being cool....  

Nintendo Gaming / Time untill Nintendo Megaton Game Launch
« on: December 06, 2007, 09:10:00 AM »
There is:
65 Days
6 Hours
49 Minutes
31 Seconds

Until Nintendo of America's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Megaton Launch.

Kick Ass.

General Chat / Home network/MASSIVE file transfer help!
« on: November 23, 2007, 09:01:20 AM »
Today I finally got a new computer after having my old one for 8 years and led me to a big problem, how the hell am I gonna get gigs of file off my old computer without spending the rest of my life doing so. My old computer only has a flop/zip drive (and my has laptop nether anyway) and Gmail has a 20mb per file limit So I wonder if anyone know how to set up a window 98-> Vista network? I tried but I can't get my old computer to show up....  

thanks in advance  

Nintendo Switch Online Lounge Service / GoNintendo stole NWR idea!
« on: November 18, 2007, 07:27:46 AM »

One last thing before I end this thought. Now this one is pretty exciting. This past week I have been wandering the internet, trying to put together a feature for the site. I’ve managed to get a lot of internet foot-work done, and this feature will kick off on Monday. This is something that will run for at least two, if not three weeks. There will be one feature per day, Monday through Friday. It is obviously related to Nintendo, and will feature multiple opinions. The idea actually came from Nicky Hill, and it was a fantastic one. Thanks to him for getting the idea through to me! I am really excited about this, and it should cause a lot of discussion on the site. Look forward to that one kicking off!


One last thing - Don’t forget that our special feature starts on Monday! It will be running for about 3 weeks, one feature post every Monday through Friday. It will contain a lot of opinions on a topic that is very hot right now. Trust me, it’s something that matters to you guys! I can’t wait to see what discussions come from it. It should turn out to be fantastic…I hope!

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On a side note, we have something in the works that should be very entertaining. Nicky Hill and Deux Michaels approached me with the idea, and it’s a really fantastic one. It’s going to take a bit of work to put together, but it should be well worth it. It’s going to involve a lot of people, and it will be a reoccurring piece. The topic centers around the hardcore/casual debate, but that’s all I am going to say about it. I know its a very hot topic to discuss, so the way we are lining things up should make for some great discussions. I don’t have a time frame for that piece, but it should kick off within the next week or two.

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We should declare war!

    Instead of waiting on Crimm, I'm going ahead and starting this thread now to pool ideas......

    • I need everyone to post when (what day of the week/ time of day) they think it will be best to start tournaments on (Friday 3am EST, Sunday 11pm EST, etc)
    • The time Frame for each Tournament is
    To vote on which game to play a week before a Tournament

    Open Sign up till a days or two before

    2-1 day(s) before get the game ready by post friend codes list, make teams, and setting up matches of who play who, etc

    and have the tournament

  • The basic rules are

A host (Me, Crimm, or a volunteer*) run each game

Players signed up and play

Player can get ban from game if they Disconnecting, snaking, whine, or cheat

Extra rule depending on game and my boredom level

Also Losers are forever shamed

If a mod loses, (s)he must bring back the HAWTNESS thread

And if you lag up the game you lose!

  • Team are tricky to have so they mainly will be used on games that let you pick who among your friends and for the other games without it, the teams Matches with happen by timing of match up using  NWR Chat

Teams will be pick by the top 2-4 players based on the leader board. They will be the captains, and they will pick people one by one (if its odd then they argue why none of the want Mashiro on their team)

If there is <50 play joined than no or two teams

If there is over 50 people sign up than most likely there will be (At lease) 2-3 teams

Over a 100 = 4-5+ teams

Over 200 I die of a heart attack

  • Life time Leader Board of winners/loser/ties/Cheat/and loser who miss matches is a must. It will be updated with team info too, but team games will be counted differently
  • The list of Games to pick from so far will be

    Zelda Phantom Hourglass

    Mario Strikers

    Super Smash Bro Brawl: 4VS free for all, With items* 

    Super Smash Bro Brawl: Custom Stage mayhem :evil;

    Super Smash Bro Brawl: 1VS1, No items, Final Destination**

    Mario Kart wii*


    Guitar Hero

    Mario Kart DS

    StarFox Command

    Metroid Hunters

    Tetris DS

*not ready yet

** never happening

Feel free to add to, remove, or bitch about this set up now while you can                       

(The first tournament will starts sometime this year) More updates coming soon

    General Chat / The lets annoy Crimm thread
    « on: October 05, 2007, 08:16:53 PM »
    Since Crimm the Interim Community Manager, it's time to bug him with a to do list

    Increase the forum population 1000%
    Unlock this thread
    and This one too
    Bring back the HAWTNESS
    Make (or move) a Zelda PH friend codes thread
    Change the Funhouse's background  
    Increase the PM box size

    Nintendo Gaming / Zelda Phantom Hourglass: Friend codes & lists
    « on: October 03, 2007, 10:10:28 AM »
    Since the mods are too lazy and the game awesome online I'm starting my own thread! Post you friend code and names of everyone that you have added so they can add you back!

    stevey- 0215 8715 2023

    Evil was at work last night, after a month of silence the mafia has made it's strike on the town. At TVman aka Stanley's house, a swarm of killer bees were after Stanley, but they were no match to his bug spray! But just as he thought he has won, more bees attack. These bee were different, they are deadly deadly Space Bees, immune to Stanley's bug spray! Stanley panic and ran to [n]Ceric aka Mr. Saturn aka Jesus for aid. Stanley begged for help but Jesus did nothing. All he said was "d@mn, not again!" and fell over with a knife in his back. Seeking help he ran to Darkheart aka PMS Peach's Castle/house. Upon entering, Stanley turned around and ran the other way. Peach was dead after. Stanley losing all hope, he finally find help. Patchkid15 aka Diddy Kong the cop was there to help. Stanley called for Diddy Kong to help but all he did was throw a banana peel. Going to fast, he slid into a wall. Him last word were "Whyyyyy" as the deadly deadly space bees promptly stung him till he was dead. Patchkid was really a crooked cop working for the mafia! But surely the mafia can't take over a town by killing just 12 people, and that were Shyguy the Mafia bomber Came into play....

    He pack the town so full of explosive that nearly everyone died (expect for one). But who gave him this plan. It was no other than....

    Khush the Evil WhoreFather of the mafia! Wait you though he was good? stare into to Kirby eyes and tell me you don't see blood thirst. Still confuse? Well it was the work of the Mafia gravedigger Zach aka the King of Evil Ganon! Everyone with a role who came back to life with his hand was turn into mafia! MUHAHAHAHA!

    Game Winners

    Stabby: Godfather 1 & Mafia whore #2

    Vudu: Godfather 2 & part time Doctor

    Bill: Mafia investigator

    Spak-Spang: Godfather III & Mafia doctor

    Zach: Mafia grave digger

    Khush: WhoreFather 4

    Patchkid: Crooked Mafia Cop

    And last but not lease

    Shyguy- Mafia Bomber

    And who was the sole surviver of the blast? Mashiro aka Emo Samus. Turned Emo after the death of HAWTNESS, all she wanted to do was die. But no, she stands there in the middle of the ruble of town crying....

    THE END!

    Poor poor nuclearspeed being the town Idiot he couldn't figure out that in the 5 day between day13-14 he could of ran for it.....

    As town Idiot he Brake any role the targets him...


    Else Where Ceric aka: Jesus Was being killed? Wait how can anyone kill Jesus, he Jesus???

    Oh, But who hire them?

    Ceric Jesus Death by Ghost Busters

    nuclearspeed Town Idiot Death by Vote

    Patchkid15 raised from Dead

    Also All the dead can vote today

    Poll close at midnight, Send in role Pm early, and does this tunic make me look fat???  

    Outside a small house in town a angry mob was forming.....

    We want Super!
    We want Super!

    They were hungry for blood and they were gonna get. Super door was knocked down and he was brutally killed. As the looted his house, one of the townie found a PhD on the wall. It turns out that super was a Town Doctor! Who did he protect? No one, he spent all his time raping loli while hunting for witches.......

    On the was out of super house, the mob found Patchkid dead. It seem he die slipping on a killer banana peel. As they went though his stuff the found: He was really a Cop!!! Oh well, good thing that narc is dead, he could've found my stash.....

    Super Town Doctor death by vote

    Patchkid15 - Diddy Kong Cop investigate people each day Death by slipping on a killer banana peel

    Polls close at midnight tonight  

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